Teachers Who Have Matched With Students On Tinder Share Their Experiences
Dating apps can be the bane of single people.
Anyone with a phone can download a dating app like Tinder. That means, you have users of all ages mixed together and looking for love. And it's very easy and common to lie about your age, appearance, and basically who you truly are. This can be dangerous for teachers who have relationship seeking students in their area.
Redditor u/Dracula_in_Auschwitz asked for stories from teachers who matched with one of their students on Tinder and teachers shared all of the awkward stories.
10. A date is not worth a job
"I unmatched with them as soon as I realized who it was . We still had a month left in the semester , and she never brought it up . I teach in higher ed ., so it's 'legal', but definitely not worth the headaches and professional fallout it could potentially cause."
9. No drama please
Giphy"I matched with one of my online professors last semester. He has a unique name and once I realized who he was I unmatched. Even if it's legal... and at our ages, it would be. It's still a small town and I didn't want to bring the drama on us."
8. That intern has nerve
"I once drunk splurged on Tinder Gold (or whatever it's called) and noticed my CURRENT intern had swiped right on me.
Yeah, I had to ignore that one for a while. All the while keeping that secret for the rest of semester."
7.Β Anything could go back in the day
We had a HS teacher, an older, way older male who taught math, have an affair with a female student. She was a senior that turned 18 at the end of the school year but they had been together over a year. He and his wife divorced, and he married the 18 year old. He was allowed to keep teaching and when she graduated college she was hired as a teacher in the same school in his department. Of course this was in the late 1970's and I graduated in 1982, but I had them both as teachers."
6. The match turned into a lesson
"Not me, but one of the teachers at the high school I work at matched with one of his students on Grindr. The kid was 16. Teacher came and told us (the school counselors), and we had to sit the kid down and have a conversation about the dangers of lying about his age to have random hookups with older men. He said he had been doing it a while and appreciated that we were concerned about him. He said he did not plan on stopping, but he was obviously not trying to hook up with anyone from the school."
5. This might work out
"I went on a date a couple weeks ago with a former student. I was an adjunct prof and she was in my class. I thought she was cute and I had a suspicion she was queer too but obviously wasn't going to do anything while I was teaching. When she came Up on tinder (I'm no longer teaching university) I swiped right and we matched.
She is only a couple years younger than me though and the class was a couple years ago. We're hopefully going out again soon and we'll see what happens?"
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"Not in Tinder, but I downloaded Grindr and setup an account. When I first activated it, I didn't have any age restrictions set up. All of a sudden, I see one of my students.
I teach middle school. He was in 8th grade.
I called the principal and counselor and made them deal with it. I'm all for keeping kids safe but he was lying about his age (probably could pass for an 18 year old twink) and some moron would have (or probably had) slept with him. Don't want to come out to your parents? TOO BAD. Don't advertise your 14 year old body on a dating app."
3. They matched at the right time
"I teach University. A year or so after the end of the class she took under me she pops up and laughed. I thought there'd be no way she yes'd me so I swiped right for giggles. Instant match. I couldn't believe it. Turns out she wanted to hook up the whole time but didn't want to open that can of worms. So we went on a date."
2. Maybe someday it can work out
Giphy"As a grad student, I work as a TA at my university and because I teach for upper-level courses my students are pretty close in age (2-4 years typically). I usually try to just swipe left by default on all current and past students, but one made it through. She was an old student of mine, probably by about one year. I got the notification, thought about it for a bit, and unmatched.
I felt bad about just unmatching without saying anything, so I messaged her on Instagram and just said that I couldn't because she was my old student and we ended up talking for a bit... I looked it up in the university policy, and there was nothing I could find to stop us. So if she does ever ask me out I will instantly say yes, but I highly doubt it will ever happen."
1. This might be a teacher's worst nightmare
"In my district, one of the teachers revealed to his students that he was on tinder. The students made up a profile, cat-fished him, and made him believe he was talking to another adult. Then he sent them pics which they showed to everyone. Technically, the teacher did nothing wrong because he thought he was communicating with another adult. He is still teaching but I'm not sure how that works when all of your students have seen your manhood."
This Refreshingly Honest Reply After A First Date Shows Why 'Ghosting Isn't Cool'
In the world of modern dating, real honesty is shockingly rare. It's hard enough to find even in positive situations and even rarer when there's bad news to deliver. Oftentimes, instead of telling a date they're not interested in seeing them again romantically, people will simply "ghost" each other and let their silence do the talking.
One Tinder user, however, impressed his date by being honest and upfront about how he felt things had went.
Reddit user karmabandido posted a photo of a Tinder exchange that may not have been the most pleasant she'd ever had, but was certainly nicer than ghosting her.
And in case you were wondering why they were eating breakfast together, karmabindo clarified:
"First meeting :) can't go wrong with a Waffle House date. If she's too good for Waffle House, you're too good for her."
Other Reddit commenters agreed with her sentiment. steppenfloyd wished his dates had been this honest with him:
"The last 4 or 5 girls that have given me their number ghosted me almost immediately. I don't get it, why give me your number if you're not even gonna respond to the first text?"
"Exactly. They go from heavy flirting to straight ghosting in a matter of a few seconds."
ChampionOfTheSunAhhh, however, thought ghosting wasn't as bad as people made it out to be:
"It's all a game dude, you have to have zero expectations and not get too invested. Getting ghosted isn't always a knock against you, they might've just found what they wanted a little faster"
"Correct. Zero expectations, take it all with a grain of salt, stop giving a shit, let it happen or not happen."
On the other hand, however, Gualdrapo thought honesty is the best policy:
"Still I think ghosting is rude and childish. You can just tell'em you don't want to talk anymore. After all, we're all people."
And the majority of people, like Waht3rB0y, were also in the anti-ghosting camp:
"Agree 100%. A person invested time and energy in getting to know you and then you just completely ignore them? Not cool."
CourageousGizmo summed up everyone's feelingsβno matter where you stand on ghosting, a nice, honest text is still a great thing.
"Lovely to see some real adults."
69-Year-Old Man Who Identifies As Being 20 Years Younger Begins Legal Action To Make It Official π
Emile Ratelband of the Netherlands was born on March 11, 1949, which makes him 69 years old. He's taking legal action to change that, however! Ratelband has filed a lawsuit against the government, asking that they move his date of birth to March 11, 1969, which would make him only 49 years old legally.
A 69-year-old pensioner who says he has the body of a 45-year-old is taking action to legally change his age to impβ¦ https://t.co/ncISS70iF7β Sky News (@Sky News) 1541661227.0
Ratelband is a media personality and motivational speaker in the Netherlands. He compares identifying as 49 years old to being transgender:
We live in a time when you can change your name and change your gender. Why can't I decide my own age?
A Dutch pensioner has started a legal battle to legally lower his age by 20 years to boost his dating propects. Tβ¦ https://t.co/3sBxTxZQ9Cβ Astro Radio News (@Astro Radio News) 1541665811.0
The 69-year-old believes being legally 49 will help him score more dates:
When I'm 69, I am limited. If I'm 49, then I can buy a new house, drive a different car. I can take up more work. When I'm on Tinder and it says I'm 69, I don't get an answer. When I'm 49, with the face I have, I will be in a luxurious position.
Just saw a headline there about a man entering a lawsuit to legally lower his age as he identifies as a 45 year oldβ¦ https://t.co/uRRXITQAg7β Liam Dodson (@Liam Dodson) 1541666424.0
One things for sure: no one will accuse Ratelband of low self-esteem.
I feel much younger than my age, I am a young god, I can have all the girls I want but not after I tell them that I am 69. I feel young, I am in great shape and I want this to be legally recognized because I feel abused, aggrieved and discriminated against because of my age.
Dutchman Emile Ratelband is 69 years old but says he identifies as a 49 year old. He is currently in a legal battleβ¦ https://t.co/5FCLQVQ9vkβ thunder thighs (@thunder thighs) 1541675870.0
Twitter users weren't very receptive to Ratelband's arguments.
A 69 year old man wants to legally change his age to 45 because he identifies as a 45 year old. 2018, you are whaβ¦ https://t.co/FKp4H7Maroβ Cathy Crawley (@Cathy Crawley) 1541652861.0
@iam_nwammiri @thedaywedecide @CroweDaun His doctor... https://t.co/rhD2SlCkCSβ Mary mother of CJesus (@Mary mother of CJesus) 1541700906.0
Some internet users wondered whether the age-changing process could work in the other direction.
@iam_nwammiri I am 48 and feel like I have the body of a 72-year old. I move that I can start receiving social security now.β Van (@Van) 1541695930.0
@SkyNews I am going to identify as 10 years older than I am so that I can get my pension before I'm 67!β Sofie Mackrell (@Sofie Mackrell) 1541708696.0
@SkyNews Iβm 32 but have the body of a 60 year old. Can I get my bus pass.β Marc Ligertwood (@Marc Ligertwood) 1541712960.0
@iam_nwammiri My grandma lived to be 13!β Domhathaway (@Domhathaway) 1541686566.0
If his goal was to convince people he's actually 49, this well-known lawsuit isn't doing Ratelband any favors.
@iam_nwammiri Just curious now with his real age now known due to this lawsuit , if his dating prospects will improve? ππ€¨π€£β Janine (@Janine) 1541690599.0
@SkyNews Backfired a tad I would say! Everyone knows who he is now! Oh look, its that 45 year old man who's really 69! FFS...πβ Claire π₯ (@Claire π₯) 1541691341.0
Of course, many Twitter users already believed it was a long-shot.
@iam_nwammiri That is one rough looking 45 year old man.β Mr. Mac (@Mr. Mac) 1541687940.0
@SkyNews Iβm 62 but have been accused of acting like a 12 year old. Does this mean Iβll have to go back to school?β Explodogmax (@Explodogmax) 1541718168.0
@StephCampbell77 @SkyNews This is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing I have seen todayβ Alex Carrigan (@Alex Carrigan) 1541733199.0
The judge has acknowledged that it is possible to legally change your gender in the Netherlands, but also that changing someone's age would mean deleting part of their lives in the eyes of the law. The court's final decision is expected within the next four weeks.
@SkyNews Welcome to 2018 were you can have a legal battle with the concept of time and mortality πβ PIT2D (@PIT2D) 1541701916.0
An Alarming Number Of Men Swiped Right On A Robot Within Her First Few Hours On Tinder π
The future is now...and it's pretty darn creepy. Meet Harmony, one of the most advanced sex robots in the world. She's been outfitted with an anatomically correct "body" and artificial intelligence that allows her to have small conversations. When filmmaker Jimmy Mehiel met her, he suspected she might fall into the "uncanny valley" for many people. To test how attractive the average man would find Harmony, Mehiel set up a Tinder profile for her and watched as the matches flooded in.
Harmony was manufactured by sex-doll company RealDoll, and has been outfitted with a "brain" to help develop a more genuine emotional connection with her owner.
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Mehiel pretended to be Harmony on Tinder from 9 p.m. to 11 p.m. on a Friday night. Alongside three photos of Harmony, he wrote in her bio:
"Hi, I'm an anatomically correct, sexually capable robot with the most advanced AI available. I'm on Tinder to find out if guys are interested in me."
Within those two hours, she accumulated 92 matches, with 56% saying they would "definitely or possibly sleep with Harmony."
I'm gonna catfish as this sex doll on tinder https://t.co/pPuSkrfJlFβ ^_^ (@^_^) 1489497116.0
Over half of sex doll's matches on @Tinder would have sex with her https://t.co/yGMJDi9UAF https://t.co/fBawel9G8gβ Sputnik (@Sputnik) 1539957602.0
Harmony was already fairly active on social media,, as her Instagram regularly posts pictures of her development and repairs.
Abyss Creations, the team behind Harmony, works constantly to improve her. She will likely be featured at some point in "robot brothels."
JUST IN: Harris County sets new rules banning sex robot brothels https://t.co/OEdlm4AmcSβ ABC13 Houston (@ABC13 Houston) 1540323941.0
My dad, the progressive, upon seeing this story on TV: "The city should just mind its own business!" https://t.co/DWHQZAFtNUβ Raph (@Raph) 1540336717.0
Twitter wasn't so sure Harmony was as life-like as Abyss Creations wanted, however.
@coco_mcgarry Yeah no I have no intention whatsoever of getting a sex robot I don't even want one of those real sexβ¦ https://t.co/VipJgYQ6ygβ John McLeod (@John McLeod) 1536840723.0
@DailyMirror Oh mateβ Kev V (@Kev V) 1532966347.0
@hansonrobotics A sex robot is built for and bought for one thing and one thing : to be a synthetic sexual surrogatβ¦ https://t.co/91KVpjpoBcβ Jinx Waltz (@Jinx Waltz) 1529869233.0
To each their own! Perhaps you're one of the Harmony fans who swiped right. Or, you could be like many others who think she needs a little more work before she stops terrifying us.