Texas is HUGE!
Literally, it's massive. That might be why the tagline is about everything being big. Oh the metaphors of life.
Next to size is heat. Lord is it hot there.
Those are just a few of the regular Texas deets that often come to mind.
What else do others think of?
Redditor Common-Transition973 wanted to compare notes on everyone's thoughts about the Lonestar state.
They asked:
"Non Texans , what are your thoughts when you hear 'Texas?'"
I've been to Texas once. Austin. It was cute.
Shaped
"Literally just the shape of the state itself as seen from a map or something."
BirbMaster1998
All Love Baby
"I’ve been through Texas a few times and the thing that stood out to me was how much people in Texas love talking about how much they love Texas. I had a beer at the Dallas airport when I was waiting for a friends plane and it was a Budweiser bottle but instead of Budweiser the label said Texas on it."
"Diners would serve Texas shaped pancakes. Every gas station had a section for Texas swag- everything from tee shirts to shot glasses to hats to magnets and other Knick knacks."
Giphy"I’ve always found New Yorkers to be obnoxious with how much they talk about how much better they are than everyone else, but Texas is actually on another level. So, I guess when I think of Texas, I think of a bunch of people yelling 'I f**kin' love Texas'."
duh_metrius
BBQ
"Barbecue, don’t get me wrong we’ve got it here in the UK but it’s nothing like what I’ve seen from across the pond. Burnt ends, beef ribs, smoked brisket. I’ve only ever seen it on YouTube and I envy those of you who have tasted it."
LWA7299
"Honestly when I went to Texas and tried the bbq, at both that big well known place and a 'mom and pop' place that my airbnb hosts said was the best in the city. It was... Good. Like it was tasty and all, but just they way people talk about it like its some kind of religious experience or that it's just so different and unlike bbq in other countries, but it wasn't. Its still just meat + dry rub + sauce and I've had comparable bbq in London."
GDPR_Violation
No Skittles
"My Texas is essentially one of those m&m characters. I picture him with those big oval eyes and white limbs. The color of this Texas-shaped m&m is 'American flag.' He’s got a cowboy hat, a piece of wheat sticking out of his mouth, and a perfectly groomed mustache. He’s just walking around in his cowboy boots with his Ak-47 in tow. He vehemently hates the skittles."
comradekitty__
Complete Crazy
"In my native Norwegian the term 'complete Texas' means chaos or out of control."
Algorithmix9
Panic Omg GIFGiphyTexas means so much in so many ways.
Perfection
"Cadillacs with giant horns on the front driven by old men in white suits with big white cowboy hats and superbly trimmed mustaches."
Spare-Cap-3152
season 6 welcome to austin GIF by PortlandiaGiphy'gone Texas'
"In my company (in a country on the opposite side of the planet from Texas), 'gone Texas' is a term used to describe a software program that has frozen up to the point where even Task Manager can't abort it. Otherwise we don't think about it very much, except perhaps with mild horror."
NinaCulotta
Taglines
"Heavyset white people with guns and large cowboy hats yelling 'DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!'"
OhEeAyTaleSpin88
"My favorite part of 'Don’t mess with Texas’ is that comes across as this slogan about how tough and bada** Texans are, but in reality it was an effective anti-littering campaign from the department of transportation."
Extremists
"Militant Evangelicals."
skootch_ginalola
"Man, as a Muslim in a secular country, is always a ride seeing posts about republicans go on about something something shariah law, something something freedom, something Obama... And then two posts later, there's a r/nottheonion post about Texas basically being white Taliban."
Deadpotatoz
Well there is still a lot of good in Texas. You just have to dig deep.
The nation remains polarized over calls for stricter gun legislation in the wake of yet another shooting, this time at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas.
The 18-year-old gunman fatally shot 19 students and two teachers in what turned out to be the third deadliest shooting in the United States.
And while those in the community closest to the families who've suffered tragic losses are still in mourning, others have castigated the officers who waited for 78-minutes on-site before breaching the classroom to de-escalate the situation.
Curious to hear from other law enforcers, Reddit stupsssss15 asked:
"To police officers, how are you feeling seeing how the situation was handled in Texas?"
A Desired Place For Them
"My city had a mass shooting where 10 people died 3 years ago, it took six responding officers 32 seconds to kill the active shooter."
"My coworker is a relative of one of the officers who responded that night. She told us that he thinks these cops 'deserve to burn in Hell for abandoning those children.'”
– TheOldOak
It's What We Do
"Not a cop but did do fire for a bit."
"I'm not a brave person at all, and I'm not going to pretend to be some hairy a**ed hero. But what we do is a service."
"We're here for them."
"When it's time to go then it's time to go."
"No sh*t you're scared. So is everyone else going interior. That doesn't mean you don't do it. Because as scared as you are, the person trapped inside is f'king terrified, and has none of the protection that you do."
"I honestly consider their response not just to be incompetence, since that assumes good intent and just being a f'k up. In my eyes this was dereliction of duty. Especially if the bit about cops going in to save their own kids and leaving the rest is true. Or the part about Border Patrol going inside in defiance of orders."
"I don't think it's unfair at all to say people should be going to prison over this."
– Guilty_Assignment_25
Cowards
"Military Police here: I am angry beyond words at the tragedy that has taken place. MP training is direct to threat and even without hearing gunshots we are required to breach the building and begin securing it so if people are shot inside we can create a clear corridor for casualties to be collected and treated."
"These cowardly pieces of sh*t should turn in their badges and be held accountable for their inaction."
– theknights-whosay-Ni
"It's Our Job"
"I literally never comment on anything but felt like I should here. I’ve only been on the job for a year and change in the largest department in America and while we’re definitely not perfect I’ve been to a few shootings personally and even with shots ringing out within visual range I’ve never seen any one of my coworkers run away or just wait for ESU cause they 'could get shot' and I know I’ve never run away."
"While I can understand being afraid I can’t understand not doing your job we’re first responders and as such it’s our job to go in there and get it done backup be damned. I hate Monday night quarterbacking but I’ve risked my life on this job for wayyyyy less so when other officers wait idle while kids get gunned down it makes me mad."
– Different_Handle1254
Demand For An Overhaul
"I work for a Sheriff's Department and have gone in to a few active shooter situations, if it's true that officers were standing outside, there needs to be some jobs on the chopping block. Also, it's obvious what departments do active shooter training and which ones don't. Sounds like that whole department needs an overhaul."
– AtwaterKent
Suggested Charges
"Retired LEO: the words 'disbelief' and 'disgusted' hardly scratch the surface. Charge all of them with negligent homicide/involuntary manslaughter."
"To add to the points the others are making: imagine the effect on the children's parents. They already have the horror of their child being killed - knowing that their last moments were filled with terror and pain - but that's now compounded by the thought that their child could have been saved, if it were not for the cowardice of the people they trusted to protect them. These poor souls are now broken."
– anon
"Something Has To Change"
"Was on one of the parents FB pages- whose children survived- and he has massive survivor’s guilt. Says he regrets standing outside, also said 'I was always one of those people that said if it happened at my kids’ school I’d go in… and I didn’t.'"
"Friends and neighbours kids died. He’s posted clips of him driving near the school at all hours of the night. I know he’s not alone, and I’m not sure they’ll ever get over it. Something has to change."
– DucDeBellune
An Awful Thought
"God awful thought - some parents will ask 'was it quick,' with a shake of the head indicating that perhaps their child could have been saved with an actual police response."
"It's hard to see how a community can pull through that without a lot of accountability for inaction being shown."
– TheMania
Like Accomplices
"What's really an extra level of sick on top of it all is that they went in there and got their own kids and they left the other kids. And then they stopped the parents from going to save their own kids. That makes no sense at all. It's almost as if they were on the same side as the killer. It's almost as if they're accomplices."
– Mypantsohno
Objectionable SCOTUS Ruling
"Ashamed of this agency and their so-called chief. If the shooter is isolated, you wait because time is on your side to negotiate. If they are actively shooting people, action must be taken. Just because the SCOTUS says there’s no duty to intervene, I think most LE agencies’ policy and (obviously) public opinion beg to differ."
– AffectionateWalk6101
Over In The UK
"In Britain, there was an attacker with a machete on London Bridge and our unarmed police officers ran towards him with only pepper spray and batons, literally ‘hitty sticks’. In fact, one was an off duty transport police officer with no gear at all."
"I can’t fathom the slowness of the response in Texas."
– lunarpx
Blood On Their Hands
"A doctor, Dr Cheng, literally tackled a gunman in a church recently sacrificing himself for everyone in that church when he died taking him down. I hope these cops look at his story and acknowledge their cowardness every day. The lives of those children are on their hands and it would've been better to have let the parents go in and do their job for them."
– IroningSandwiches
"No Excuse For Police Leadership In Uvalde"
"Federal law enforcement here."
"I took a 1-day active shooter training last year. The the theme they kept hammering into us was 'Stop the killing, so you can stop the dying.' Meaning, you need to find the shooter as fast as possible to kill or incapacitate him. Nothing else matters before then. They had role players with like fake blood/injury kits on screaming for help and we just stepped around/over them in our way towards the sound of gun fire. Once the shooter is dead, then you sprint back and start evacuating and treating people. Also, you go in alone or grab a couple other responders on your way in. You don’t methodically clear rooms, you don’t “secure” stuff, and you certainly don’t try to do crowd control."
"I see a lot of people on reddit say 'standard police procedure is (fill in the blank)' and they are usually wrong. However, almost everyone is exactly right on what I’ve seen about active shooter training. And it’s been that way since f'king columbine! There is no excuse for police leadership in Uvalde to not know this."
"Typically I try to not judge people in these scenarios because there so many different factors and challenges that affect your decision making. However in this case (and in Parkland), f''k these guys. They should be fired and never work in law enforcement again. A lot of people, some police included, sometimes think that valor is like an everyday thing. It’s definitely not (that’s why we hand out medals for it) but to see officers just stand outside that classroom as children were shot and bleeding to death is awful and unforgivable."
– fedman1776
Questioning Law Enforcement Funding
"My dad taught active shooter classes for years before he was retired and I helped out with the exact training scenarios you are talking about. In one, I even roleplayed the shooter when I was about 14 years old. We had kids crying out for help in the hallways as I was shooting blanks down the hallway of my high school."
"It was an insane experience to go through, but we knew what we were doing could potentially save lives if the unthinkable were to happen."
"Looking at this response by police who in theory had this training just a few months ago, I'm not so sure. It's one thing to play out a scenario and say all the right answers in the training and another thing entirely to put your life on the line to save children."
"The argument that the Blue Lives Matter folks have had the whole time in regards to defending the police is that the cops are heros who need resources to save us in the face of tragedy. When I see a video of nearly 20 cops standing outside a slaughter house detaining screaming parents armed with rifles, what exactly is it that we are paying for? This incident has me rethinking a lot of things in regards to how we as a country should be viewing and funding our law enforcement."
–nrain91
Mental Health As An Arguement
"The 40% part is what puts me over the top on this. If one side wants to argue it's all mental health and not a gun issue, then in this situation, half that budget should now be allocated to making mental health available and affordable for the county. Let's see them put their money where their mouth is."
– moriarty70
In addition to the condemnation of the police officers who failed to effectively take action, politicians–particularly Republicans–remain denounced for enabling mass shootings to continue in the U.S.
When will it ever be enough?
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Trans Teen Overcome With Emotion As His Classmates Surprise Him By Raising Money For Him To Legally Change His Name
A heartwarming TikTok has been circulating the internet, showing a trans teen that was given a beautiful birthday surprise by his classmates, causing him to break down in tears.
Andi Bernabe was already surprised to find a choir room full of friends and classmates on his 18th birthday:
"They've been planning this for a month. You're abt to see why," reads the caption.
Within no time at all, the reason is revealed.
"Since you're like a legal adult," a classmate who walked over said, "we kinda raised enough money for you to change your name."
@komahina__ WHEN THEY SAID “we raised money for you to change your name” MY JAW DROPPED AND I STARTED TO CRY IMMEDI… https://t.co/tIEkaCuslg— 𝕍𝕚𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕥! ❤️🩹 (@𝕍𝕚𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕥! ❤️🩹) 1581190496
After receiving the envelope, Andi bursts into tears.
The video blew up on Tik Tok and has over 944,000 likes.
@komahina__ When they saw their friends singing happy birthday : 😊🥺🥰🤗 When they got their present: https://t.co/A8qQRaOKVw— Rubi. (@Rubi.) 1581157500
@komahina__ @Anna_DeNight Happy birthday to you Andi and I hope everything in your life is all that you hope for ca… https://t.co/NLrLe6OmOQ— ☆ ℬ𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶☆ (@☆ ℬ𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶☆) 1581142051
@komahina__ We need the arts in school! This is so sweet and an example of how to be exceptional allies. Everybody… https://t.co/GlBpJRs5Kz— soundscientist🧬 (@soundscientist🧬) 1581140350
@komahina__ https://t.co/not9T5DxxF— SketchyKay (ART RAFFLE!) (@SketchyKay (ART RAFFLE!)) 1581137117
Bernabe, who's from the greater Dallas area, says that he had "no clue at all, not even hints."
"They made this fake paper birth certificate and they all signed it," Bernabe told Yahoo! Lifestyle.
"I obviously dropped down to the floor and started crying. It was overwhelming honestly, I couldn't believe they actually did it, especially since it's $300. I was planning on getting a job to pay for it, and just putting a little bit away every month."
@komahina__ @transjohnny https://t.co/OFZtniBZDN— astrea (@astrea) 1581136973
@komahina__ @hanneskun My face when they revealed they raised money for his name change https://t.co/hY5NQVuMOq— Naomi Maybe 🎮 (@Naomi Maybe 🎮) 1581142372
$300 is roughly the fee for a name change in Texas.
The party the group planned for him was also in celebration of this big step in Bernabe's life.
"All the decorations were 'It's a boy!'-themed. The cake was strawberry and they put blue icing on top," he said. "The joke was, 'Oh, we accidentally made a pink cake for a girl but it turned out to be a boy'."
@komahina__ @LOV3JONES31 Was not prepared for the emotions I just felt. Wow this is awesome ❤️❤️❤️— Monique Samuels (@Monique Samuels) 1581190974
Texas has been notably unfriendly to its transgender residents, continually denying transgender citizens equal protections under the law, and seeing a number of transgender homicides in major metropolitan areas.
This small show of kindness is a step in the right direction for Texas and its future citizens.
Texas Library's Hilarious Correction After Newspaper Announces 'Snakes' Will Be At Their Anti-Prom Event Has The Internet LOLing
For students not interested in the traditional prom experience, the Pflugerville Public Library's "Anti-Prom" offers an alternative.
But this year one small typo almost made the event a whole lot different than anyone might have expected.
Rose Cobb, 33, the marketing specialist for the Pflugerville Public Library in Texas "didn't think too much of it" when she noticed a typo in the announcement for the library's Anti-Prom event written in the Community Impact newspaper.
"The theme of the night is 'Fairy Tales'", the description read.
"There will be a DJ, snakes, and a photo booth."
"At first I just thought, 'Oh, they mean snacks,'" Cobb told Buzzfeed News.
To Cobb's surprise though once the announcement got around more than one person started wondering about the event's reptilian guest list.
"I know it sounds weird — we are kind of forward thinking with our programming," Cobb said.
"So I figured that this one mistake might actually cause some real confusion in our community."
So the library had to issue an unexpected and hilarious correction.
Much to the disappointment of students the library set the record straight on social media Monday, letting them know there would not in fact be any snakes at Anti-Prom.
"ATTENTION - there will be no snakes at this Friday's Anti Prom at the library."
"There was a typo in a local paper that said we will have snakes."
"We will have snacks. Snacks is what we will have."
Some people were totally behind the whole "snakes" idea though.
Sarah Heacock Schreffler/Facebook
After all, what could be more "Anti-Prom" than a bunch of snakes?
@PflugervilleLib @PattyArquette All the mongeese want their money back— molly hassler (@molly hassler) 1554929953.0
@PflugervilleLib Great. What do I do with this now? #NoSnakes? https://t.co/ttZEn4lA5k— Mike 🇺🇸 (@Mike 🇺🇸) 1554859999.0
Even though snakes were officially off the invite list, the library did seem willing to make at least one exception.
Pfluegerville Library/Facebook
But while Anti-Prom will be a snake free event, the library pointed out that snakes will be in attendance during their Teen De-Stressing Day: Reptile Hangout on May 22nd.
Meanwhile library director Jennifer Coffey is grateful for all the attention caused by the comical typo since it's a chance to highlight events like Anti-Prom, aimed at creating safe, inclusive spaces for students.
Teen Cashier Pays Distressed Woman's Grocery Bill—So The Internet Is Repaying His Kindness ❤️
John Lopez Jr. is a 19-year-old working as a Walmart cashier in Princeton, Texas. He's a kind and quiet young man who tries his best to make sure that every customer he deals with has a good experience. This holiday season, though, John went above and beyond and gave one woman a reminder that little miracles happen daily. That reminder spread throughout their community, and now the world is talking about it.
Things started when John was helping a woman check out. Her grocery bill totaled just over $110, but the woman went into a panic when she realized she couldn't pay for it. Distraught, she started to cry. John didn't ask her what was going on, or if she had lost a job recently. The circumstances didn't matter to him. He told CBS News that he just felt in his heart that he was supposed to help her. So he did, even though it risked him being automatically terminated based on Walmart policy.
John asked her to wait a moment and then he paid for her groceries for her. After packing her up and sending her on her way, he went right back to doing his job as if nothing unusual had happened.
Laci Simms was further down the line and watched the whole thing go down. She posted about it on Facebook:
That post gained a lot of traction. People loved John's story and it turned out many community members had their own wonderful experiences with the often-singing cashier. One of those people is a man named Brandon Weddle. He was so moved by the story that he started a GoFundMe with a small goal of one thousand dollars. He was hoping the community would come together to show John how much he was appreciated.
Speaking with Inside Edition, he said:
"There were thousands of comments on the story saying what a nice person he was, how he was always in a good mood, how people always left in a better mood after seeing him. I've been through his line a couple of times, my wife has too, and we've spoken about him, how he touches people on a daily basis. It just resonated with me the whole next day.I'd asked on Facebook if anyone had set up a page for him, but there wasn't one. With it only just being a few days before Christmas, I decided to set up a page for him. It just really blew up. I had to keep pumping up the goal for him."
Brandon had to keep raising the goal because, as the story gained in popularity, people just kept donating. As of this writing, the campaign had reached over $34,000.
John says he is going to use that money to help pay for college.
Texas Teen Cashier Saving For College Praised For Paying Customer's Grocery Billwww.youtube.com
People are pretty moved by the entire situation.
There was a bit of an uproar regarding Walmart in the comments. This sort of thing is strictly against Walmart company policy. While an employee is on the clock, even if they are on break, they may not exchange any money to any customer. A few people spoke up about getting in trouble for the same thing John is currently being praised for. One woman even shared her story of trying to help a woman in need and having her manager threaten to fire her if she did it.
Even Brandon, the man who set up the GoFundMe, commented:
"Someone working as a cashier in Walmart might not make the most money in the world to help someone, but he still did it."
Things worked out well in this case, though. Walmart is throwing an event in John's honor. The mayor recognized him with a certificate and the police chief presented John with a medallion.