People Break Down The Funniest Tattoo Mistranslations They've Ever Seen
Tattoos written in a language not spoken by the wearer are not uncommon.
People like to have a mysterious mark that they can claim is deeply significant for them, and yet you have no idea what it even means.
But the inky exoticization can backfire. In fact, for many people out there, it did backfire.
Whether it was the workings of a snarky tattoo artist or the fruits of total cultural ignorance, there are plenty of folks walking around with tattoos that say something VERY different than what they intended.
And thanks to a recent Reddit thread, all kinds of real life examples are right at our fingertips.
sunriseoverseas asked, "People who are able to read Chinese: what tattoos have you seen that were clearly not what the tattooed person aimed for?"
Spicier than Strong
"It's not me but my stepdad got a symbol on the back of his neck that he THOUGHT meant 'warrior' or 'strong' or something like that."
"Someone told him one day that it 100% says 'spicy.'"
-- BillyDomo
A Declaration
" 'As a matter of priority I declare, I am a wife beater' is what I saw on a man's arm."
"(作为优先事项，我声明我是殴打妻子的人)"
"he thinks it's means something along the lines of 'the best, strongest, manliest man is right here!' "
Making Them Sweat
"I'm Chinese and love to ask people why they have 'butthole' tattooed on themselves. I can't even read Chinese." -- choibot3000
"My friend would use 'Beef with Broccoli.' " -- davesnotonreddit
"I want you to know that you are my hero." -- windyporcupine
Courageous Milk
"I speak Japanese. A guy had a massive Kanji tattoo on his arm. I asked him, 'what did you ask them to put on you?' He said 'oh, this? It means courage.' "
"Sir, that means breastmilk."
Reverse Case
"Counterpoint: When I was living in China I saw a Chinese woman with 'Mind, Body, and Soup' tattooed on her. Still not quite sure if it was intentional or not" -- sometimesIbroncos
"I would not mind that tattoo." -- Lord_Grif
"At least I know what to call my organic soup subscription service now." -- jpterodactyl
Villainous Hole
"I read about one once that was supposed to read 'bad a**,' which it technically did, but the translation was closer to 'evil anus.' " -- SilentMunch
"I'd much rather have 'evil anus' on my arm than 'bad ass' " -- igotbigballs
"This would potentially be fairly accurate for me, at least on chili night" -- phormix
Can't Tell if This One Was Intentional or Not
"I saw a picture once of a huge back piece that just said 'vegetables.' " -- discountErasmus
"The last time I saw a thread like this, there was a guy who wanted to purposely get a tattoo that meant something ridiculous. I think he settled on 'bean curd.' " -- IAmGoingToF***That
So Everyone Knows Where He Stands
"Once on a subway this guy was telling us how his new tattoo was painful, it even had red marks around it."
"An Asian dude told him, 'Was it really worth it to get 'I eat pu**y' tattooed under your eye?'"
"The entire station filled with laughter"
-- JemaArteest
Constantly Campaigning
"there's this white guy i saw online a really long time ago — his wife/gf is called emily and he decided to get 'emily' but in chinese tattooed on him."
"he probably decided to run 'emily' thru google translate or smth bc he ended up tattooing the full name (first and last name) of a local politician in my city. it's still funny to me even now lol"
-- ptg1stwin
Loud and Proud
"I've spent some time in China and seen a lot of the reverse - Chinese folks wearing clothes with embarrassing things in English, or gibberish."
"The one I remember most clearly was a middle aged, no-nonsense looking kind of woman wearing a t-shirt that just said 'BALLS' in large sparkly letters."
Confirmed by Committee
"When I was in the Army, one of the guys I was in with had this tattoo that he was super proud of.He claimed it meant fierce. We went with it."
"A few months later, we're sent, as a group, to San Francisco as part of a recruiting, P/R trip. We go into Chinatown and a get dinner together. The guy with the tat always made sure that tat was visible."
"We're sitting at the table and the waitress takes our order, as she does she looks at dude and asks if he raises chickens?"
"Dude: 'What are taking about?' "
"Waitress: 'You have chicken on your arm.' "
"Dude: 'No, it says fierce' "
"Waitress in calls to another and says, 'What that say? Tell him.' "
"Second Waitress: 'Chicken' "
"You could just see dude die inside. Especially when a third person who's English wasn't as good says 'It say cock' "
-- gunbunnycb
Open to Interpretation
"I can't read any, but a friend in high school had to break the news to a girl her tattoo basically meant prostitute and not what she thought it meant." -- Waylon88
"She will have got her Chinese zodiac sign which is rooster. The one they commonly have in the tattoo shops is actually 'chicken' which is slang for prostitute." -- Sufficient_Bag_4551
Testing, Testing, Testing
"I can't read it but a girl i was seeing pointed out my ex girlfriend had a tattoo that read something like 'demo text' on her shoulder." -- suitology
"I've seen signs in various parts of Asia that are obviously from google translate. My favorite was, IIRC, at a park. -server temporarily down; please check back later" -- meowhahaha
Sounds Cozy
"Japanese kanji 'Friend Boat.' They thought it read 'friendship.' " -- tropicofducks
"I like friend boat better" -- Sphalerite
"F*** yea! Everybody in the friend boat!" -- kevingranade
A Warning Label
"I've never seen anything like this myself, but my favorite example I saw on a previous thread about this was someone who claimed their tattoo read 'lover of Asian beauty' when actually it said 'pervert pig' (変態豚)."
"I'm guessing he must have been one of those creeps who fetishizes and objectifies East Asian women, and the tattoo artist picked up on that and put a warning label on him."
-- KawadaShogo
Telling It Like It Is
"Heard about this guy who got a tattoo that was supposed to be words like honor, strength, etc."
"He showed it off to a friend that could read it. The friend laughed and said it actually read, 'In the end, this boy is ugly.' "
"He went back to the tattoo shop and it was permanently closed."
-- MikeCanDoIt
Artistic License
"One of my friends in HS got a Chinese symbol on her back , really huge. When I got to college I showed some Chinese / Mandarin speaking friends what it meant. My HS friend didn't even know what it meant to be honest."
"Turns out the symbol means absolutely nothing , like it's not a real symbol in any language , just randomly drawn swishes basically."
-- ivymel666
Lightning Round
"Ohohohoho, I have a lot to tell you...this chinese not-friend of mine were writing on people with permanent marker (not tattoo, but whatever)"
"面包 : Girl thought it meant 'Elegant Swan' . It means BREAD"
"土豆：Guy thought it meant 'Strong Warrior'. It means POTATO"
"傻子：Guy thought it meant 'Brave'. It means IDIOT"
"喝水: Girl thought it meant 'Beautiful Girl'. It means DRINK WATER"
"胖猪: Guy thought it meant 'Good Man' . It means FAT PIG"
"\|: Guy thought it meant 'Nice Guy' . THIS ISNT EVEN A WORD ITS NOT EVEN CHINESE, ITS JUST LINES"
"笨小孩: Girl thought it meant, 'Graceful Lady' It means DUMB CHILD"
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'Love, Friends, And Cheese Sandwich' And Other Terrible Tattoo Mistakes People Have Gotten
Tattoos are a deeply personal thing for most people, and many put a lot of time into coming up with the perfect design before getting inked. Some people put a bit less thought into things, or get their information from less-than-trustworthy sources, and that can end in an embarrassing disaster.
This is especially true of tattoos that include languages the tattoo-ee doesn't know.
Reddit user u/thejoker0305 asked:
"Chinese speakers/readers of Reddit, what's the dumbest sh*t you've seen tattooed on someone?"
Some of the responses are only a bit cringey, while others are simply absurd.
Halsey Just Got A Familiar Face Tattooed On Her Side, And It's Pretty Badass
The day prior to Valentine's Day is normally thought of us a relatively uneventful occasion, save for the odd Galentine's Day meet-up in coffee shops around town. Singer Halsey must have decided the news day was much too slow and decided to throw the internet into the frenzy with a picture of her new tattoo!
Sometimes, people get some crazy tattoos. A singer named Kelsy Karter even got a tattoo of Harry Styles' face on her cheek! But she's not the only one who gets tattoos of someone's face, as proven by Halsey.
Halsey's new tattoo is in the shape of none other than Marilyn Manson, complete with mascara and black lipstick. The singer, who's been on a vacation in Australia, got the tattoo on her ribcage.
@halsey girl i KNOW that shit hurted i have two tattoos on my ribs & i’m not proud to say i have almost cried both times— ᴊᴏʀᴅᴀɴ (｡♥u♥｡) (@ᴊᴏʀᴅᴀɴ (｡♥u♥｡)) 1550047042.0
@halsey did it hurt? like some of my friends told me that getting this part of the body tattooed is hell— mindy 🦋 (@mindy 🦋) 1550046896.0
Halsey also kept her Twitter followers in the know about her new ink!
got manson tatted on my ribs I love Adelaide so much already.— h (@h) 1550046746.0
Though she did have to offer a small clarification...
Marilyn. not Charles. Sheeesh lol— h (@h) 1550046797.0
Halsey's fans on social media were intrigued by her new tat!
@halsey marilyn is a legend ugh— ruby (@ruby) 1550048317.0
@halsey you 👏🏻 did 👏🏻 that 👏🏻— Nicole Lynn (@Nicole Lynn) 1550046782.0
@halsey ugh beautiful tattoo— aura ⚢ 𝟏𝟏 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒. (@aura ⚢ 𝟏𝟏 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒.) 1550070521.0
@halsey Omg my hero— ALAENA (@ALAENA) 1550090018.0
This is far from Halsey's first body art...
But this particular tattoo was designed by Celia Dunne, an Adelaide tattoo artist. Her Instagram makes it clear why Halsey sought her out.
Celia Dunne Promo Video youtu.be
As if that weren't enough to turn around a dreary February 13, Halsey dropped yet another surprise on Instagram: a hint at a new upcoming song featuring Yungblud and Travis Barker!
And just like that, this Valentine's Day eve became one to remember, all thanks to Halsey and her commitment to quality tattoos!
perfect time for Halsey to debut this Marilyn Manson side tattoo https://t.co/l3DJuCCe3e— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@Molly Lambert 🦔) 1550101577.0