Reddit user Lemonkainen asked:
"What is a simple pleasure that the opposite sex rarely/never gets to experience?"
My kid may be doomed to spend eternity sitting in chairs like they think the floor is lava, but they're not the only one missing out on things the rest of us take for granted.
Here's what Reddit came up with.
big daddy thumbs up GIFAnd Constricting Wees
"Having to squat to take a piss on dirty bathrooms."- Suryyur
Summer Fashions
"Wearing a light sundress on a hot day."- TheLadyRica
Unleashing The Beasts
"That feeling when you take off your bra after a very long day."- Euro_Girl
Give Women Pockets!
"Getting to put their phone in their pocket."- BAD_TIME_MAN
"My girlfriend is exceptionally mad that I can even put a Kindle in half of my pockets. The difference is insane!"
- gregedit
Happy Fashion GIF by Rosanna PansinoGiphyDrunk Bathroom Besties
"The amount of camaraderie from drunk girls in a bathroom."- sharkyshark303
"Amusingly, my wife met some drunk girls in a bathroom, helped them a little, and I got a promotion out of it!"
"I had won a sales contest for the company I worked for."
"All expenses paid cruise, they rented the whole boat."
"Norwegian cruise lines. 4000 sales people globally, 100s of us won."
"She was in the bathroom, and two women were just drunk on the pre-party for the cruise ship. She helped them out, they liked her."
"It turned out that their husbands both worked for the SW region manager of the USA, and as such things go, they introduced me to their husbands, who introduced me to the regional manager, who hired my sorry butt and had the company pay for my green card."
"So the drunk camaraderie in the bathroom was the key element to the whole thing. Thank you drunk women in bathrooms! It changed my life."- likes2gofast
"Drunk girls in a bar are amazing."
"I had a group stop me to hug me so they could smell like me."- Dudeidk247
So Stiff
"Morning wood so stiff you feel like you could use it to rip open the hatch on a submarine."- macrotron
"Fall asleep in a bed."
"Wake up in a tent."- sabrefayne
Late Night Games
"When you're in a bar and they put the leftover ice cubes in the urinal, and you make a game of how many of them you can melt before you run out of pee."- Beginning-Bed9364
excited the sims GIFGiphySmall And Safe
"Feeling small in someone else's arms."
"My husband is bigger than me and I've now become dependent on his body for sleep."
"Curling into his warm enveloping embrace is a pleasure I want everyone to know at least once."
"Hugs and cuddles."
"The safety and comfort are immeasurable."- katz332
Let It Down
"Not completely unique to women, but taking out a tight pony tail or bun after it being up all day."
"I’ve had short hair my entire life."
"When covid hit and I couldn’t get a haircut, I decided I was just going to grow it out because why not."
"Ended up growing it out for about a year and a half, to the point where I was tying it up to keep it out of my face."
"Letting that down at the end of the day was pretty incredible."- BimmerJustin
"When my daughter was little, at the end of the day she’d rip hers out and come to me and say 'shake it'."
" She’d want me to shake my hands through her hair and let me tell you the ultimate relaxation and bliss on her little baby face was something I cherished and still remember years later!"- lulu-bell
"Taking boxers off after long day and workout."
"The same could be said for women and bras/panties tho."- Graybo95
Smothered
"When you don't have to smother you vagina with pads after a full week of being uncomfortable."- island-breeze
"Just had a baby. "
"5 weeks of wearing a pad everyday."
"The first day without having to wear anything was life changing."- ProfessionalCoyote54
breathe mandy moore GIF by NRDCGiphyUp Close And Personal
"When we are wearing jeans and the sewed hem between the legs rides right up my tw*t through out the day."- Asparklingtreasure
Are They Really Missing Out
"C*CK AND BALLS TORTURE."- M0RYYY
To All Be Equal
"To be f*cking sexless for once."
"Aka to be neither masculine or feminine."
"Aka: objective, It's like trying to overpower a Machine gun or trying to manipulate a nuke/ make em love you."- Content_Watch_2392
The Itch We Almost Hope For...
"That awesome feeling of scratching my sack when it has one of those intense itches."- MasturMechanic
Sloth Scratching GIFGiphyBut Did Everyone Know They Were Missed?
"Orgasms."- johnwayne344
"Multiple orgasms."- Dr_JoJo_·
Potty Tricks...
"Cutting a turd in half with your piss."- OGproztate
Sometimes We Literally Can't Hide Our Excitment...
"Being able to hide how insanely sexually attracted I am to someone."
"No boners here!"- FriendlyGanache5519
james corden will my boner ever go away GIF by The Late Late Show with James CordenGiphyYou've gotten to experience a little bit of joy with Reddit, but now it's your turn to get in on the fun.
What's a simple pleasure you just don't see other genders getting to experience?
