People Debate Which Song They'd Choose To Play For Aliens To Best Represent Humanity
Alien invasion movies typically portray extraterrestrials as hostile entities endeavoring to either enslave us by inhabiting the earth or blow it up into smithereens.
But while the very thought of an unsolicited visit from beyond the solar system is terrifying, what if they want nothing more than to get acquainted with us earthlings?
And while our species is getting to know the other, Redditor cocoperrier had an interesting hypothetical he posed to strangers on the internet.
And that was:
"If aliens asked you to pick one song to represent humanity what would you pick?"
People didn't hold back from what they really had to say about our humanity.
An 80s Classic
"Everybody wants to rule the world π"
β Vv-V
Getting Along
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
β theniqk
What A Conservatorship Is
"Toxic - Britney Spears"
"All aliens need to know that this is a traditional ballad from the cradle of civilization."
β brentus86
Our Clock Is Ticking
"The final countdown - Europe. First 80s song I remember hearing, first song I played on the sax (that wasn't part of my learning songs). It's a banger and always will be."
β Wynonna99
Shifting Blame
"We didn't start the fire."
β NirinQuing
Accepting Our Fate
"It's the End of the World as We Know it (and I Feel Fine) by R.E.M."
β mrmitchs
When putting ourselves in a positive light, these songs seemed appropriate.
Hey Now
"You're an all star."
β L0AD13
Two Choices
"Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World.....Would be the aspirational choice."
"Theme from Sanford and Son .....Would be my personal choice."
β KirbyBucketts
It's Quite Bubbly
"The Coke song:"
"I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmonyβ¦I'd like buy the world a Coke and keep it company."
β NorthernStockNoob
Holding On To A Good Thing
"Never gonna give you up."
β CLEETUSTHEMIGHTY
We Are Winners
"We are the champions of course."
β fantasy2301
These might work best as a playlist to welcome our martian friends.
Timeless Composition
"Beethoven's 9th symphony"
β Smooth-Reality-1434
"I was thinking Beethoven too, but one of the piano sonatas (no. 8?) or quartets (no. 14?)"
β GruckleBuck
"Welcome to the Jungle."
β Soylent-PoP
British Invasion
"Almost all the songs by The Beatles."
β dennis7x
I think there is no better introduction to humanity than the single most-performed song and most-translated song ever.
"It's a Small World (After All)."
The Sherman Brothers' earworm written for Walt Disney succinctly conveys a positive message of peace and brotherhood, and it represents the very essence of the humanity we can only hope to strive for.
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People Debate WhoβPast Or PresentβShould Represent Humanity During An Alien Invasion
If there is extra life out there, they may have passed over us already. They've had centuries to make an appearance and not a peep. Well, allegedly.
However, if they were to visit or ask us to come on up, who would we send?
We'd need representatives that aren't embarrassing, foolish, rude, or crazy. And of course, someone who could let loose and have a laugh.
Redditorjakehood47wanted to discuss the "best" choices we have for humanity's spokesperson, they asked:
Aliens land on earth, and we have to send one person, from any point in history, to meet with the aliens to leave a good impression of Earth and prevent total annihilation. Who would you send?
We must of course send Adele. As long as they promise to send her back. And if she goes... I'm going as well.
Steve
steve irwin GIF by BustleGiphy"Steve Irwin. He was great at handling creatures we think are strange and scary." ~ iamacraftyh**ker
"My first thought! What a legend he was! And his enthusiasm for life would be so disarming they would just go with it."
~ kittenharty
Carl
"Carl Sagan." ~ Vegaman11998823
"The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot."
"Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds."
"Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves."
"- Carl Sagan (The Most Metal Quote of All Time)"
~ MoxEmerald
Will we be destroyed?
"Genghis khan, for genocidal communal reasons." ~ HorseWest9068
"Mr. Khan! How'd the meeting with the aliens go? Will we be destroyed?" "No. I don't think they can do that anymore. On a semi-related note, I am now the Great Khan of the UFO and some planet I've never seen before. You're all welcome and also under my rule." ~ Frapplo
Rise & Fall
"Marcus Aurelius." ~ Stoic-Nurse
"I feel like this would be a good view. They wouldn't just receive a positive view of the world but a true view of the world pain and suffering but, from the ashes something great rises and many great things happen, empires, nations, kingdoms."
"All rise and reign for lifetimes. Many grow attached to that way of life and believe it will stand for eternity only for it to end in someone's lifetime. But those who came before saw them at their height and true beauty and those after saw it crumble and fall." ~ PeanutRecord698
Love Him!
Keanu Reeves Flirting GIFGiphy"Keanu Reeves. His film resume seems to be appropriate." ~ YEGMusic43
So far, so good. I'd trust Keanu with everything. And Steve Irwin... love him.
The Good Guys
bob ross GIFGiphy"Bob Ross, Steve Irwin, and that one really really nice old man across the street that gives you the best candy on Halloween and is always there to be a sprinkler for positivity energy." ~ Timely-Style-130
JC
"Julius Caesar probably. He was kidnapped by pirates and charmed them so much they kept him alive. Meanwhile, Caesar openly threatened them and said once he is rescued he would have them tortured. The pirates did not treat Caesar any worse and, sure enough, Caesar was rescued and put all the pirates to death." ~ EnumeratedWalrus
Who Better?
"Honestly? Myself. I don't truly know anyone else and although I know I'm far from qualified I still think I'd be an alright choice. Idk. Without a thought I'd say someone like Abraham Lincoln but who knows how crappy a person he was. Same goes with a family member. Yeah. My grandpa is amazing but I don't know how he would react to aliens. Hence I can only truly suggest myself." ~ darkcyberleon
Not Him!
"Anyone but Mark Zuckerberg. He already controls this planet. He gets access to anymore resources, the next thing you know he has all the infinity stones. The last thing anybody wants is a multi-universal identity theft lizard wizard containing omniscience." ~ essentialoils3
Arnie
"Arnold Schwarzenegger. He seems like a legitimate cool guy, with the special Olympics stuff he does and encouraging healthy lifestyles and such. He also seems fairly level-headed as a post-political leader, so I'd trust him to work out a good deal with the aliens."
"And if on the off chance the aliens have watched Predator, they would know Arnie is not to be messed with. Arnold Schwarzenegger for sure. Unless the aliens have housekeepers on their ships, then we should probably go with someone else." ~ ProcedureAcceptable2
"After reading other posts it made me realized I can't endorse someone I haven't met. So I take back Einstein or Edgar Cacte instead my best friend and best person I've ever known Sandra (Flicka) Dukes. It was an honor to be her friend."
~GullibleEffect9399
So we do have options. Not many, considering there are 8 BILLION of us.
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Man Calls Out TikTok's Homophobic 'Community Guidelines' After They Took Down Video Of Him Kissing His Boyfriend
A man asked the question:
"What happens when a man kisses his boyfriend at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve and posts it on the video-sharing social network, TikTok?"
Mark Pasetskyβwho goes by Marknewyork on TikTokβfound out the answer when he shared something millions of others do at the start of a new year: a kiss with the person they love.
According to an article Pasetsky wrote for Campaign US, when the kiss is between two men, the post is removed because "it's a violation of the platform's community guidelines."
Pasetsky wrote:
"When I saw the notification on my profile, I was flooded with feelings of shame and alienation."
Here is the video loaded to TikTok.
Just a standard kiss to ring in the New Year.
In fact, it's really quite chaste.
For the former editor in chief of Life & Style and managing editor of OK! Magazine, a double standard needed to be addressed.
"After being out of the closet for 24 years, I knew I needed to take action for myself and for the entire LGBTQ community."
"In a world where bullying is rampant, the relatively new platform that already reaches 60 million active monthly users in the US must support the equal and fair treatment of LGBTQ users and all diverse communities."
"Most importantly, think about a teenager going through the same experience of having their video removed because they simply kissed their same-sex partner. Imagine how devastating it would feel when a popular social network tells them it's not okay to be who they are. Many would be too afraid to speak up and would not know how to respond to this type of discrimination."
As
Psychology Today and data from numerous studies state, the beneficial effects of equal representation are real. The damaging effects of exclusion are also well studied and documented.
For members of marginalized communities, being seen and seeing others like themselves can boost their self esteem. For people not part of those communities, this representation can create an unconscious familiarity and normalization of people unlike themselves.
As people of color began to appear in commercials and on television, there was some backlash. Some stations even banned the content or censored it out of programs.
But studies showed direct links between these inclusive media campaigns and increased support for equality for POC by members outside their community. Familiarity doesn't always breed contempt; sometimes it breeds empathy and understanding.
Pasetsky knew equal inclusion in social media was no different.
"That's why I chose to take action β for those who cannot."
"I started by filing a support ticket and then tweeted the company."
When the steps most people take did not yield results, Pasetsky put his extensive experience with media and PR to work.
"Finally, I emailed TikTok's public relations department."
"After explaining that I was writing a piece on the video being removed and demanding answers, my request was quickly forwarded to the moderation team."
"Within two hours, TikTok re-activated my video and let me know it had been incorrectly removed due to human error."
But that excuse wasn't working for Pasetsky.
The social media company previously admitted to removing and suppressing content from LGBTQ users. They claimed it was an attempt to minimize bullying on the site, not by eliminating bullies but by eliminating potential targets.
However censoring and restricting the lives of those being attacked or that they suspect might be attacked is not the appropriate response to bullying in life or on social media.
Whatever the ultimate reason for the removal of his video, Pasetsky wrote that the reinstatement of it on TikTok should not be the end.
"The removal of my New Year's Eve video makes the urgent case for a full internal evaluation of TikTok's policies and moderation practices. A number of tough questions need to be answered."
"If this decision was based on human error, who was the human? How does TikTok make hiring decisions for moderation positions? Is diversity represented on these teams? What about across the organization as a whole? And, most importantly, what will the company do to prevent a repeat of this experience?"
He concluded by stating the removal was not a simple mistake but rather an example of a microaggression.
"The bottom line is we can't allow a social media platform to commit discriminatory micro-aggressions against any community."
Microagressions are the death by a thousand cuts of bigotry and bias.
To those outside an affected community, a microaggression can be easily dismissed as no big deal. Why complain about such a small thing when there are bigger fish to fry?
However studies show these minor offenses lay the ground work for the larger ones.
The Black person who is told they're "so articulate" or the Asian told they speak English so well when it is their first language or the Hispanic person born and raised in the United States questioned about where they are from or the gay man who is told he doesn't "sound gay" are all examples of microagressions. Each one also indicates an implicit bias or sterotype, painting Black people as less intelligent, Asians and Hispanics as foreigners and gay men as speaking in a certain way.
Pasestsky urged others to also speak out.
"TikTok needs to continue to be called out for biased practices. It's critical that the company understands its responsibility to create a safe and welcoming environment for all."
In an email interview with Pasetsky, we asked:
"In your article, you address TikTok with questions about diversity and next steps. If you could create specific next steps for them, what would they be?"
He responded:
"I would suggest TikTok partner with a respected LGBTQ organization to conduct an extensive review of the social media platform's moderation policies."
"I would also suggest holding diversity and inclusivity training for all members of the organization - especially those responsible for moderating posts on TikTok, as well as reviewing overall hiring practices to make sure members of all diverse communities are represented."
"In addition, a new set of community guidelines need to demonstrate how TikTok will be more welcoming to the LGBTQ and all diverse communities going forward."
Q:
"Invariably, people respond to these microaggressions by pointing to 'bigger issues.' What would you say about why addressing microaggressions is important?"
Pasetsky:
"We need to address microaggressions to let companies like TikTok know it's not okay to censor anybody for who they are. It's important to remember that these microaggressions can be deeply harmful to the individuals that receive them and therefore are equally as important as addressing the 'bigger issues'."
"If we continue to address microagressions in real-time, we will prevent what I see as TikTok's anti-gay bias from becoming an acceptable global policy for the social media platform. The bottom line is that it's not okay for a company like TikTok to censor a same-sex video and hide behind the 'human error' excuse when it's really a microaggression."
Q:
"You refer to the documented anti-LGBTQ bias [on TikTok]. Are there other social media platforms that are problematic?"
Pasetsky:
"To date, I've only personally experienced this anti-LGBTQ bias on TikTok."
Q:
"You mention bullying and young people who are still finding their way in life as motivation to pursue this with TikTok to an acceptable resolution. What would you like to say to those younger people about this situation or about anything else?"
Pasetsky:
"As a video platform, TikTok provides its users a unique opportunity to be expressive. Keep being exactly who you are and show the world who you are."
"Posts of same-sex kisses like mine need to be embraced and supported on platforms like TikTok. Stand up for yourself when you feel like you have been unfairly censored!"
"For anybody else that feels they have been censored by TikTok for being themselves, I strongly support them in speaking up. They can reach me on Twitter @markpasetsky and I'll do what I can to continue to support the LGBTQ or any diverse community that feels they were unfairly treated."
Q:
"Is there anything else you'd like to say? Any points you want to expand on?"
Pasetsky:
"With Valentine's Day coming up, let's send a powerful message to TikTok and the world. Give a big kiss to your same-sex partner and post the video to TikTok. Let's show them we are out and proud of our loving relationships!"
Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Mark Pasetsky's suggestion sounds like a great way to celebrate love, diversity and representation.
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A Character From NBC's 'Good Girls' Just Came Out As Trans In A Truly Powerful TV Moment
In a wonderful example of how coming out can go right, Good Girls character Sadie (Isaiah Stannard) came out to his mom after finding out his baby brother had been born.
After Sadie's mom Annie (Mae Whitman) assists her ex-husband's new wife, Nancy (Sally Pressman) with delivering her baby, she goes upstairs to check on Sadie.
After uttering the phrase "it's a boy," Annie goes to leave the room to take a shower but Sadie stops her.
After a poignant pause, Sadie says:
"So am I."
Annie's reaction is what has Twitter feeling all emotional. She pauses for a beat and begins to smile, then gives Sadie a hug.
Season 2, Episode 8: Sadie Reveals a Truth to Annie - Good Girls (Sneak Peek)youtu.be
There's no tears, or questions of "are you sure?" or "why would you do this to me?" that are all-too-common in other coming out portrayals. Just unconditional love and acceptance.
Good Girls tells the story of a trio of suburban moms who hold up a local grocery store after life leaves them little other option. The show follows them as they deal with the fallout of their crime, and the effect it has on their relationships.
There was, understandably, quite an emotional response to the episode on Twitter.
S O B B I N G AT SADIE COMING OUT AS TRANS ON GOOD GIRLS. WHAT A GOOD SCENEβ sam πΈββ (@sam πΈββ) 1555971517
this last episode of Good Girls made me wanna cry i love sadie sm n want to protecc himβ gay barrymore (@gay barrymore) 1555990415
The visible (and oh-so-positive) representation of trans guys on television meant a lot to folks.
@NBCGoodGirls As a trans person whoβs been watching the show since day one, this was such a beautiful and importantβ¦ https://t.co/Fdy9bFtwvFβ Juliana Antoninus (@Juliana Antoninus) 1555937154
As GLAAD points out, this is the kind of loving response every child deserves.
Awwwβ¦ this sweet scene on @NBCGoodGirls β€οΈ Every trans child deserves the loving response that Sadie receives froβ¦ https://t.co/m3JZtpf4J2β GLAAD (@GLAAD) 1555947273
This clip from Good Girls shows just how easy it is to show your trans kid you love them. https://t.co/9PBb9B1aQQβ Zack Ford (@Zack Ford) 1556024267
Unfortunately, that isn't the reality for many trans folks.
okay so i was watching good girls and the son just came out as trans (totally called it) and his mom just smiled anβ¦ https://t.co/kuPHRM7hDNβ grayson (@grayson) 1555901970
Trans representation in media is nearly non-existant, especially for transmasculine folks.
If there is a trans character in a show or film, they are almost always played by a cisgender actor.
Sadie, a transmasculine character, being played by a transmasculine actor, Isaiah Stannard, is an amazing step forward for the entertainment industry.
It's an exciting step for many.
anyways watch Good Girls for a show where a trans actor plays a trans personβ tash (@tash) 1556008994
Isaiah posted to Instagram to thank fans for watching, and for their supportive comments.
If you haven't checked out Good Girls yet, you can watch it Sundays at 10 p.m. eastern on NBC.
The Next Batch Of New Emojis Is All About Inclusion And Accessibility
All new emojis must be approved by the Unicode Consortium, which often receives submissions from companies like Apple and Google on what the next emojis should be. In a victory for the disabled and LGBTQ+ communities, the Consortium has announced 2019's new emojis will include many symbols centered around inclusion.
230 new emoji released in move to make characters more inclusive https://t.co/yQZpjcKplz https://t.co/Z5gt35EtTjβ ITV News (@ITV News) 1549456458
NEW EMOJI: Next batch of emoji includes people with #disabilities, guide dog https://t.co/CX7LazZd0r What else wouβ¦ https://t.co/jkk47ladVeβ Lane Luckie (@Lane Luckie) 1549450800
Apple requested last year that the list of emojis include more diverse, inclusive symbols.
Their request was definitely heard!
The Unicode Consortium has announced its final list of approved emoji for this year. The new batch of emoji includeβ¦ https://t.co/Ex1QPg9wy4β Daniel Fleshbourne (@Daniel Fleshbourne) 1549442765
Other new emojis include a computer, a planet, and... AN OTTER!
New emojis approved in #emoji12 will come to operating systems (iOS, Android, Windows), apps (WhatsApp) and web plaβ¦ https://t.co/s0uvG1idMSβ Emojipedia πΊπ¦π» (@Emojipedia πΊπ¦π») 1549397892
But the big ticket items among emoji lovers have definitely been the guide-dogs, deaf individuals, and non-binary couples.
β Approved in #emoji12: Guide Dog https://t.co/CmxJuQQ2dt https://t.co/iNJ3801EUFβ Emojipedia πΊπ¦π» (@Emojipedia πΊπ¦π») 1549406419
β Approved in #emoji12: Man With Probing Cane https://t.co/07pUddbzeh https://t.co/xCDLIIeFQBβ Emojipedia πΊπ¦π» (@Emojipedia πΊπ¦π») 1549409083
β Approved in #emoji12: Manual Wheelchair https://t.co/m5l7plNTzY https://t.co/2N1epGOKHvβ Emojipedia πΊπ¦π» (@Emojipedia πΊπ¦π») 1549410936
β Approved in #emoji12: Ear With Hearing Aid https://t.co/JVWXvLpsat https://t.co/zRhowm9yj6β Emojipedia πΊπ¦π» (@Emojipedia πΊπ¦π») 1549414728
β Approved in #emoji12: Deaf Man https://t.co/UKgIdSdSar https://t.co/wgcx70xaTdβ Emojipedia πΊπ¦π» (@Emojipedia πΊπ¦π») 1549417976
The new emojis feature non-binary couples with almost any mix of races.
β Approved in #emoji12: People Holding Hands. Gender neutral / gender inclusive, with mixed skin tone supportβ¦ https://t.co/z3KjsYSh48β Emojipedia πΊπ¦π» (@Emojipedia πΊπ¦π») 1549424818
β Approved in #emoji12: Mixed Skin Tone Support for Men Holding Hands (π¬) https://t.co/APoF9en9Emβ Emojipedia πΊπ¦π» (@Emojipedia πΊπ¦π») 1549433936
β Approved in #emoji12: Mixed Skin Tone Support for Women Holding Hands (π) https://t.co/fbcfKmAiPaβ Emojipedia πΊπ¦π» (@Emojipedia πΊπ¦π») 1549432693
While these steps are definitely important, many Twitter users were most excited about a certain other emoji...
More excited than I should be about the incoming addition of this emoji. But more amazing news is that accessibiliβ¦ https://t.co/ivNeefM6X5β Uma Kumaran (@Uma Kumaran) 1549457452
There are non-binary people represented in the 2019 emoji! Also wheelchair users, service dogs, and even more imporβ¦ https://t.co/k79YG2Nqouβ Laurie Voss (@Laurie Voss) 1549423733
@seldo My non-binary service otter will be so pleased!β Marion Cotesworth-Haye (@Marion Cotesworth-Haye) 1549423859
@unicode Finally https://t.co/89vVEfVW9rβ Lucy (@Lucy) 1549399341
In general, social media was glad to see a new, more inclusive set of emojis.
LOOK AT ALL THE NEW DISABILITY EMOJI!!!!! THIS IS GOOD! https://t.co/uEkVkNzOWoβ Jamie-Leigh (@Jamie-Leigh) 1549447568
The new emojis should become available along with an upcoming software update. Congratulations to Apple and the Unicode Consortium for taking steps to improve disabled and LGBTQ+ representation!