Getting to know someone on a first date is fun.
Anything is possible and exciting when the individuals involved are starting off with a clean slate and asking each other fun questions.
The usual suspects often include specifics not listed on a profile, like "what's your favorite movie?", "what's your go-to dish?", and "have you ever been convicted of a federal crime?"
Wait, what?
Yes, there are some inquiries that are better left asking on a second date if there is one.
Curious to hear from strangers on their opinion about proper dating etiquette Redditor Hazefromda6 asked:
"What is the worst question to ask on a first date?"
Redditors took an opportunity to go wild with their suggestions.
Is Your Mother Busy?
"Would your mum be down for a threesome?"
β Nusack
First Course Or Intercourse
"Do you want to have sex before or after dinner?"
β Can_Not_Double_Dutch
Judgy much?
Unsolicited Tip
"Don't you think you should get a salad instead?"
β yedoggie
The Applicant
"What makes you think you're qualified for this position?"
β dzzi
Better Options
"Do you have any thinner sisters?"
β paulfromatlanta
These came from left field.
Their Plus One
"Do you mind if I invite my wife next time?"
β __DVYN__
Second Opinion
"Does this look like herpes? I'm not sure but my wife says it is."
β kthulhu666
Boundaries, people!
Catching Flies
"Do you sh*t with your mouth open or closed?"
β MickDirtee
Many of these amateur comedians contributed their raunchiest one-liners, but with so many single people out there looking to make a connection, I wouldn't put it past them to ask some mind-boggling first-date questions due to their lack complete self-awareness.
There's a reason why certain individuals are still single.
With their lack of social graces, they're just not ready to mingle.
But hey, there's someone for everyone, right?
This Blind 11-Year-Old's Honest Response To Reporter's Insensitive Question Is Going Viral
NBC News correspondent Kristen Dahlgren found herself on the receiving end of some cutting wit during an interview with 11-year-old Faith Murray, a blind girl who has played a large role in the creation of Talking Information Network, "a radio station in Massachusetts for the visually impaired."
During the interview, Dahlgren asked:
"Is there anything you can't do, Faith?"
Accepting no nonsense, Faith replied:
"See."
@calistagif https://t.co/9IWZzs0Dkhβ yungdinoπ¬πΎ (@yungdinoπ¬πΎ) 1548958106.0
Dahlgren then chose to further pursue the line of questioning, asking again:
"Is there anything other than that?"
Faith didn't seem too interested in following this angle:
"Errr...no."
The exchange was captured on video and has gone viral on Twitter with over 134k retweets and 6.62 million views!
Did she just- https://t.co/20uMoUaXalβ calista! (@calista!) 1548819624.0
Twitter never fails to recognize someone with as much sass as Faith!
@calistagif https://t.co/x0gyv5PSJWβ alyceia πΊ (@alyceia πΊ) 1548890768.0
@calistagif @Hiro_theKid this shouldnβt be funny butβ https://t.co/fM2AbPsw8Kβ D π©π΄ (@D π©π΄) 1548863984.0
@calistagif @BrazilianDavid OMGGGG I- I- Iβm at a loss for words https://t.co/SeHh4o1pIGβ MEME THEIF (@MEME THEIF) 1548889634.0
Someone's going to have to help Dahlgren recover from all that attitude.
@calistagif @Lalo_h18 https://t.co/CPyTIcPFWuβ Misa (@Misa) 1548878627.0
@calistagif LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM SOBBING https://t.co/eZD6LwFeBmβ Jay Squidz γ€γ« (@Jay Squidz γ€γ«) 1548880708.0
@calistagif I just let out the loudest scream ever. Omg https://t.co/kz2ougnIZLβ π₯΅ (@π₯΅) 1548881434.0
The internet couldn't stop laughing...
@calistagif π€£Β I just choked on my water.β ππ βπ’π―πͺπ¦π± (@ππ βπ’π―πͺπ¦π±) 1548889687.0
@calistagif @caarrly14 https://t.co/LLb4NNImkJβ glock man vandy (@glock man vandy) 1548883915.0
@calistagif @jaykaiiii https://t.co/yaqhW3nduxβ Asia π³οΈβπ (@Asia π³οΈβπ) 1548878664.0
@calistagif @mxttsly https://t.co/tSlOXTYgX9β zekrπ¦ (@zekrπ¦) 1548944966.0
Other Twitter users couldn't help but notice the chyron, the text that appears at the bottom of news videos, in the clip also seemed to be poking fun at the situation.
Meanwhile, Faith reminded many of Toph, the blind earth-bender from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
@calistagif she looks and sounds just like toph ... https://t.co/X2oB7BDCDaβ π (@π) 1548884814.0
toph beifong is real u guys https://t.co/r4NLzJHFsVβ citra π₯βοΈ packing orders! (@citra π₯βοΈ packing orders!) 1548947806.0
Hopefully Dahlgren learned her lesson.
@calistagif After the interview https://t.co/LxyUYLvf6Kβ N.S (@N.S) 1548867069.0
Students Share The Most Hilarious Incorrect Answer They've Heard In Class
Nobody is perfect and we all make mistakes, teachers and students alike. The classroom is one of the most interesting places. Not everything the teacher says is Gospel and more often than not what stumbles out of the mouth of a student will sound more like a punchline than knowledge. But there is always knowledge in the answers, right or wrong. And often a response can be shocking and hilarious.
Redditor u/6456290 wanted to hear what the kids today are hearing in class.... What is the most hilariously incorrect thing a teacher told your class?