Dogs are a lot smarter than we give them credit.
In fact, recent studies have found that dogs on average are about as cognitively able as two-year-old children.
That means that dogs know exactly what they're doing when they destroy their owner's possessions.
Like this doggo:
I chewed a hole through Mary Beth’s nicest blanket while she was working and now my head is stuck please help me https://t.co/NVVWnarylx— Mary Beth Albright (@Mary Beth Albright) 1555599525.0
Who, though looking like @MaryBeth's innocent little baby, secretly has the smuggest look on his face:
It was worth it https://t.co/UyLKKqYO9m— Mary Beth Albright (@Mary Beth Albright) 1555601135.0
The way he's staring at you says, "yeah, I destroyed this blanket. Big whoop. Wanna make sum'n' of it?"
@MaryBeth iconic— Hannah Jewell (@Hannah Jewell) 1555601435.0
@MaryBeth I think we all know "who wore it better?" https://t.co/HgqY3ScVrT— PrairiePhlox (@PrairiePhlox) 1555612314.0
@MaryBeth "Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me."— Tiffany Russell (@Tiffany Russell) 1555609780.0
@MaryBeth wowww what a triumphant smug adorable lil face!— danielle tcholakian (@danielle tcholakian) 1555607183.0
And he ain't the only dog who knows exactly what he's done.
@MaryBeth Same. https://t.co/rfQEDcE2J3— Ashley Flannegan (@Ashley Flannegan) 1555616905.0
@MaryBeth Similar to this surprising video (posted to reddit.) Poor thing just wanted a drink from the shower water. https://t.co/UV5nHWj4EC— John Wojo (@John Wojo) 1555609259.0
@MaryBeth My cat has resting judgement face - a perfect response to this situation. https://t.co/P9W6qnL9vA— Marc Hodgkinson (@Marc Hodgkinson) 1555608879.0
@MaryBeth Same https://t.co/StVi7n4aDS— Nadine (@Nadine) 1555612499.0
@MaryBeth Cats, represent. https://t.co/EQLK7tcWt8— Korin Mills (@Korin Mills) 1555616902.0
We've seen that expression before.
@MaryBeth Hmmmm https://t.co/UMjF0esSbl— 🌜Alexa 🌌 Savage🌛 (@🌜Alexa 🌌 Savage🌛) 1555619513.0
@MaryBeth https://t.co/gYlXKgVQp3— sam (@sam) 1555617262.0
@MaryBeth same energy https://t.co/V1qOutNh2P— 🌻陈金狮🌸🐶⚡ (@🌻陈金狮🌸🐶⚡) 1555617215.0
@MaryBeth https://t.co/4hwH5WiTin— Mr. Skate & Watch (@Mr. Skate & Watch) 1555614312.0
@MaryBeth https://t.co/xt0QcqBQn1— White〽️ountainDawg™ (@White〽️ountainDawg™) 1555618243.0
So the next time you feel bad for your pup who destroyed your property:
@MaryBeth This pup thought you were in danger, managed to break through the blanket barrier, and this is the thanks you give??— cubfan826 (@cubfan826) 1555600466.0
@MaryBeth https://t.co/RsqmUl97Fn— Jay (@Jay) 1555606658.0
@MaryBeth I hate the fact that my dog does this too https://t.co/RTqOcduVJR— Princess Paige (@Princess Paige) 1555610594.0
@MaryBeth @kazweida I have one of these too. Sigh. https://t.co/68wRxZosCM— Joan Schulze (@Joan Schulze) 1555612952.0
@MaryBeth I think another dog broke in and decided to steal you best blanket and your hero struggled to fend him of… https://t.co/8FgYedypmh— It’s me (@It’s me) 1555606094.0
Just remember that little grin.
@MaryBeth Mood. https://t.co/v05mIz2IUs— Dr. Nguyen Van Phuoc AKA Miguel Sanchez (@Dr. Nguyen Van Phuoc AKA Miguel Sanchez) 1555615454.0
It tells you everything you need to know.
Minimum wage is crap. There. I said it. We can all stop pretending it's not. If you've never worked for minimum wage, consider yourself impossibly lucky. Those of you who have will totally get what this reddit user meant when they asked:
Minimum wage workers, what is something that is against the rules for customers to do but you aren't paid enough to actually care?
We all want to think that work ethic just is what it is, but I promise you when you make next-to-nothing it's not enough money for you to chase down a poop-covered man to try and hold him until store security gets there. Yeah, that was personal experience. Nope, I didn't even consider giving chase. Here are some of the best responses - some may have been edited for content or clarity.
H/T: Reddit
Experiencing things for the first time is something not enough people really appreciate. When we say "first time" we tend to think about first kisses, first intimate experiences, first heartbreaks... but there are literally zillions of firsts we all have that we just don't take the time to appreciate.
One Reddit user asked people to share the "firsts" they wish they could experience again. Of course some responses were sexual, but you might be shocked at the other stuff that came up! Enjoy some of our favorite responses.
H/T: Reddit