Medical Professionals Describe Patients Who Had No Common Sense
Reddit user babyhippo01 asked: 'Medical professionals of Reddit, have you ever had a patient so lacking in common sense you wondered how they made it this far. If so, what is your story?'
We get it adulting is hard.
But there are some things in life that don't require much beyond a high school education, yet so many people are clueless–particularly when it comes to matters of health and safety practices.
Curious to hear from baffled doctors and nurses about dealing with certain types of patients, Redditor babyhippo01 asked:
"Medical professionals of Reddit, have you ever had a patient so lacking in common sense you wondered how they made it this far. If so, what is your story?"
It's not rocket science.
Reading Instructions
"There is a reason the instructions for prescription suppositories say 'unwrap and insert' and not just 'insert.'"
– Artisanal_AF
An Afterthought
"I’m a pharmacist. One evening shift I was working a relief shift (not my usual pharmacy). A man comes in looking distressed."
"Man: I had sexual relations with a woman I do not intend to pursue a long term relationship with. (Yes. He said it just like that)"
"Me: okay. I’m assuming there was an accident or it was unprotected. How long ago did it happen?"
"Man: last night, at 7pm on the couch. (Woah TMI, I just need to know approximate time to know if plan B will work o.o)"
"Me: we have this medication called Plan B, and since the incident happened within 72 hours-"
"Man: oh yes, I got that for her already yesterday right after we finished. We want to know if there is anything we can do to know if she is pregnant now."
"Me: unfortunately not. She’ll have to wait 3 weeks or so to see if she gets her period, and if she doesn’t then she can do a pregnancy test then. Theoretically you could do a blood test for faster results, but that would also not be until a couple of weeks, at least."
"Man: we’re just really anxious because she really doesn’t want to be pregnant. Is there anything that she can take to prevent the pregnancy? Any multivitamin? Minerals? Food?"
"Me: she’s already taken it, which was the plan B. There are some other options but those are prescriptions. And no, there are no over-the-counter products she can take."
"Man: What about me? Is there anything I can take now to prevent the pregnancy? Any multivitamins or minerals?"
"Me:……………………………..No sir. There isn’t anything you can take now."
– V_imaginary
"Improper Specimen"
"73 here, former clinical microbiologist, LONG ago."
"Still, I found myself all over the clinical lab at times, not just infectious disease."
"So, one day, this 20-something guy (wife and mom in tow) walks in with a paper request for semen analysis, pre-computer era."
"Ok, not the most comfortable encounter, but I'm a professional and did this drill many times."
"He had not been briefed by the doc and had no idea how establishing infertility in males was done."
"Well, OK, a challenge, then."
"I took him aside and... using standard medical terminology told him how a diagnosis is made and what he needed to do to provide a specimen."
"He couldn't/wouldn't believe that I was asking him to masturbate into that container. Astonished!"
"Then he played dumb, as if the word was unfamiliar to him."
"We looped through the medical terms and procedure again, and I eventually resorted to every word I knew to describe the 'act.'"
"It was like a George Carlin bit!"
"A half hour later, he emerged from the toilet with two inches of urine in the cup. God Almighty."
"The report went back 'patient provided improper specimen.'"
– BrunoGerace
The following examples are relating to drinking problems.
The Giver Of Life
"Paramedic. Elderly woman complains that her mouth is dry and she felt a bit dizzy climbing the stairs earlier. Go through the whole rigamarole of getting a medical history, vitals, more detail on symptoms. Ask her what she's had to drink today."
"A cup of tea, ten hours ago."
"Any water? No."
"Guess what fixed it within five minutes."
– SpatchcockMcGuffin
Java Junkie
"Physical Therapist - Had a patient with neck pain and spasms, also complained of anxiety and heart palpitations. Asked about caffeine intake and patient revealed drinking and average on 15-20 cups of coffee daily."
– jdotbrone
Oh, you're not ready for these stories.
Man At The Mower
"Had a buddy who was an EMT, he was called out to a location for a gunshot wound."
"Apparently what happened is a father was mowing his lawn when he accidentally touched part of the mower near the engine and burned his hand. He got mad at the lawnmower, pulled out his pistol, and shot it. The bullet ricocheted and hit his son in the leg."
– Kretuhtuh
Immaculate Misconception
"Not me but my mother would pick up shifts as a nurse sometimes in Labour and Delivery and she had met a handful of women who didn’t know the baby was going to be coming out of their vaginas. Like no clue. My mom usually said something like 'how you got it in is how it’s coming out honey'. This was the late 90 early 2000s."
– QuailPuzzled1286
One Small Detail
"Rural ER doc here: 35 year old female walks in with right sided jaw/neck swelling. 'I think it happened because I ate some meat yesterday that my body is reacting to' … 10 minutes later : 'oh yeah, and I accidentally swallowed a bee and it stung me in my mouth right before this happened. Sorry I forgot to mention that.'"
– ThomasToHandle
Parents might be blamed for their kids' intelligence levels.
Some teachers could be responsible for overlooking teaching the basics.
Or maybe it's the rural locale where they were born and raised having something to do with it.
Whatever the circumstances, it's confounding that anyone capable of communicating and thinking for themselves can be so oblivious.
The Patients That Made Medical Professionals Ask 'Why Didn't You Come In Sooner?'
No one loves going to the doctor.
Een if we are merely going for a routine check-up, there's always the small chance that something might be majorly wrong.
Some people are so terrified of doctors and hospitals that it can sometimes literally take someone dragging them out the door, kicking and screaming, to get them to see a doctor.
Sometimes, when they arrive, they learn that had they waited even a minute longer, the consequences could have been dire.
"Doctors and nurses of reddit what have been your 'WHY DIDN'T YOU COME IN SOONER!?' Moments?"
How Did They Even Walk?
"Imaging guy here."
"I have a million of these, I work with vascular patients and wounds."
"Had a guy whose foot was completely broken sideways at the ankle."
"He had it still wrapped from when he left the hospital."
"He would use the stumpy part to move around on his wheelchair and leave little blood sponge prints on the floor."
"Another guy with bad ankle and foot wounds decided to stop going to wound care, and was afraid to take the wraps off even after his foot started to stink."
"By the time I saw him his skin had kinda liquified."
"Earlier on in my career I saw a guy with necrotizing wounds to both legs that had eaten to muscle in multiple places below the knee."
"I asked him how long they looked like that and he said about two years."
"Next time I saw him he was bilateral above knee amp."
"Stump wounds."
"Just, Stump wounds."
"Take care of your feet people."
"If you're diabetic and can't feel the bumps and scrapes please check your feet regularly."- Pokejuffowup
Convenience Over Care
"Doctor here."
"Had a 65 year old dude who was diagnosed with lymphoma 8 months before we saw him."
"He lived an hour out of the city and didn't want to drive in for treatment so decided he wouldn't get treated at all and stayed on his little remote place in the country by himself."
"Essentially, because it didn't get treated, it spread along his skin and his neighbors called an ambulance when popping in on him."
"It had spread so far that it essentially went from his head to his knees."
"It had started to invade his eyes and mouth membranes."
"He couldn't drink and could barely see."
"His skin had started to slough off and he was so severely dehydrated because he was losing so much excess fluid from his open skin that we had to treat him like a severe burns patient and had plastics involvement."
"The consultant said if he had received treatment, there was a chance he could have recovered."
"Instead he died 3 weeks later."- kaloking
Leave It To The Professionals...
"Former medic here."
"Called to a patient who had cut their leg while chopping wood about a week prior and now it was really itchy."
"Old gentleman, didn’t drive, lived alone."
"Got to his house, unwrapped the ungodly swollen leg to find that he’d tried to superglue the wound closed and maggots had commenced to growing inside."
"The itching he was feeling was the writhing maggots under his skin."- LillyPasta
No Pair Of Shoes Is Worth This...
"Ok, I'm not a doctor."
"I'm the idiot who didn't come in sooner."
"When I was a teenager, I thought Converse were the sh*t, even though the pair I bought were pretty cramped in the toe I used them all the time for PE."
"Here is where things started to go wrong."
"I started getting an ingrown toenail and instead of taking care of it, I just try to cut the nail out and end up with this puffy red angry shooting pain in my toe."
"Then I notice some wetness in my shoe."
"It's puss."
"What do I do?"
"Buy a new pack of socks for the next two weeks."
'Week two, I wake up and my foot is on FIRE."
"I look and it was half red, half purple and puffy to the touch."
"I go in to urgent care with my mom, who I don't show her the foot just that I think I need it looked at."
"Doc comes in."
"'Yea, I'll take a look but we don't do ingrown toenail extractions, I'm sure it's not that bad'."
"I take off my shoe."
"The smell."
"My mom turned white and had to sit down as she fell into a literal litany of nonstop prayer."
"Doctor says: 'That is the most infected thing I've seen in the last ten years."
"'I'll grab the kit, we need to get this toenail out and put you on serious antibiotics NOW'."
"DON'T F*CK AROUND WITH INGROWN TOENAILS."- footinmymouth
Some People Can't Overcome Their Fears
"ER PA here."
"The worst I ever saw was a man in his 50’s who was an alcoholic and had anxiety problems who was brought in by his neighbors for a 'facial infection'."
"Turned he had squamous cell skin cancer that made the left side of his face look like the Batman villain two face."
"The ct of his face and neck revealed that it had spread into his lymph nodes and mandible."
"The skin on his face was literally sloughing off as I spoke with him and the smell was absolutely horrible, and I smell terrible things all the time."
"I have never almost vomited in a room except for him just due to the smell."
"I asked him why he waited and he said he was just terrified of doctors and hospitals and I believe him."
"He was extremely anxious the entire time he was in our ED."
"His neighbors were saints, they said they had been trying to get him to the hospital for months but he wouldn’t come in."
"We transferred him to a tertiary hospital with ENT and cancer specialists."
"When I checked his chart a few days later they basically said he was terminal."- Cybariss
It's never easy to be on the receiving end of bad news.
Especially when it comes from a doctor.
But neglecting to see a doctor, because you're afraid of what they might say or need to do, will only make the bad news you think they have even worse.
The support of loved ones or friends can make the trip that much easier.
The Biggest Regrets Dying Patients Shared According To Medical Professionals
The only thing that is possibly more difficult than losing a loved one is being with them in their final days.
Or worse yet, their final moments.
When it's no longer a question of if but when.
No matter their age, or cause of death, when people know that the end is near, they will become reflective of their life and all they've accomplished.
And sadly, all the things they wish they'd done... or hadn't done.
The things they never got a chance to do or wished they'd never said.
Something that health care workers and home aids find themselves equally moved by as the family sitting vigil.
Redditor delete_my_comment was curious to hear the most heartbreaking confessions hospital and healthcare workers heard from their dying patients, leading them to ask:
"Hospital workers, what regrets do you hear from dying patients?"
Some People Are Just Ready To Go.
"Some people just want you to let them go."
"I had a man with terminal cancer break down crying after his daughters left the room because they wanted him to 'keep fighting' and he just wanted to rest and pass peacefully."
"Learn when to let go."- SheWolf04
When You're Truly Alone
"He was one of my first patients as a nursing student, named Frank."
"He was 92."
"After knowing him a few days, he disclosed to me his regret was outliving everyone he loved."
"That he and his wife hadn’t had kids, and he was 'all that was left' and that he wanted to see his wife again."
"I wasn’t sure how to respond , so I just listened."
"It made me realize how living so long isn’t great if everyone you love is gone."
'He passed away later that week, and while I distinctly recall some of my classmates being upset, I felt relief for him."
"I knew he was where he wanted to be."
"I’ve had many patients since, but you tend to remember your first ones."
"Other than that, ditto what everyone’s saying, more time with family/loved ones, wish they wasted less time with work or other bullsh*t, etc."- Reiiran
Regret Comes In Many Forms
"I’m a hospice social worker, so I have the honor of getting to listen to peoples’ life stories, including favorite memories and regrets."
"Most regrets center around what they didn’t get to do, like never traveling to Italy when their family was originally from Naples."
"Some regret not getting specific education, wanting to go to college but never doing it."
"Some regret their choice in partner, especially when alcohol/drug abuse was involved, or cheating."
"Many express a sadness that looks a lot like regret if they are estranged from family."
"And some have anticipatory grief from knowing they will miss a milestone, like the birth of a grandchild."
"Some regret not taking better care of their health, people with COPD who regret ever having a cigarette."
"In general life is long and time smooths some of the rough edges, so people tend to focus on the good."- Notacoldnight
Everlasting Love
"I worked in long term care for 12 years."
"I remember a married couple that shared a room."
"She had cancer and kidney failure."
"I was helping her eat lunch one day with her husband sitting there with us."
"She looked like death but her husband looked at her then at me and said have you ever seen a more beautiful woman?"
"I had to leave and go to the bathroom and cry."
"I cried for days every time I thought of what he said."
"I thought I would never know what it was like to be loved like that."
"I had been divorced for years."
"I couldn’t even tell the story without tearing up."
"Footnote, I was divorced 23 years when I met Rod."
"Been together for 11 years."
"I know that love now. It’s never too late."- Moonpixy
Past Decisions Come Back To Haunt You
"He wished he had been a better father to his daughter."
"He wished they had reconnected."
"His dementia prevented him from remembering they had reconnected years before and that she visited often."
"I wish I could have made him aware that he had accomplished his last wish."
"But he died not really understanding that."- shesagdb
The Life He Never Got To Live
"I worked as an oncology nurse right out of nursing school."
"I was barely 21 years old."
"Had a patient about my age who was dying of lung cancer."
"A few hours before he died I sat with him and he was telling me how much he wished that he would have had more time-to maybe fall in love, marry, have kids."
"He was so young."
"He asked me to call his parents and he died shortly after they arrived."
"It was awful."
"His regrets were more about the life not lived."
"Many older patients had some interesting life stories and most wanted to tell them before they died."
"Most were at peace with the life they lived."
"Many regretted working so much and not spending enough time with family."- MagiBee218
Life is precious and short.
Chances are, none of us will accomplish everything we hope to in life.
So the best we can do is live to the fullest, and enjoy each waking moment.
And never take for granted the people we love and who love us.
Who hasn't faked an illness at least once in their life, to get out of going to a work, school or a party or gathering you just really didn't want to go to?
In such cases, a simple call or message saying you're sick will often suffice.
Other times, a doctor's note might be necessary to prove that you are in fact sick.
While needing medical proof of illness is enough for some people to wave the white flag, others are a bit more determined, and will give the performance of their lives to try to convince a doctor they are ailing.
Unfortunately for them, most doctors can detect a fraudulent invalid before even inserting a thermometer.
"Doctors of Reddit, what are the dead giveaway signs that someone is faking?"
Believe Them First
"Brief note foe all the student doctors out there."
"People can pass stroke field tests and still be having a stroke."
"I could do everything on the list while I had a clot in my brain, verified by CT and MRI."
"Except I couldn't stop vomiting."
"Good times."
"Be aware sometimes sh*t doesn't look like you think it should."-Justbecauseitcameup
"I went to emergency once with intense chest pain."
"The young (new) doctor I saw first listen to my chest and immediately concluded I had pericarditis but the supervising doctor decided I was faking it for drugs for some reason."
"The next morning I woke up to a psychologist in my room asking all sorts of random sh*t when an orderly interrupted because the ultrasound guy was in and wanted to see me first thing."
"I think after talking to the first doc I saw."
"Turns out I had pericarditis and myocarditis and the dude wheeled me out himself and told them to order an ambulance to take me to a hospital with a cardiac clinic."- freeLightbulbs
homer simpson pain GIFGiphyPremature Reactions...
"I'm a nurse on a floor that deals with a lot of chronic and acute pain patients."
"Most recent instance was this lady from a few weeks ago that was apparently splitting the Oxycodone we were giving her in half in her mouth and then when the nurse's backs were turned, she would stuff it in a pill jar."
"A night nurse caught her in the act and all of her sh*t had to be searched."
"We found 20 half tablets of Oxycodone she had been stashing."
"She told us that she was 'saving them for her family in case they need them because it's just so hard to get an Oxycodone prescription these days'."
"I had her a few days after that, and she was having some abdominal pain ."
"STAT x-ray showed only gas."
"She just really needed to fart."
"But she was screaming, claiming it was a 10, and making a huge f*cking scene."
"She DEMANDED Dilaudid through her IV, and she wanted it to be pushed fast."
"Huge red flag right there."
"She wanted the high, not the relief."
"Doc straight up said he wouldn't give her Dilaudid because she was already on so many opiates."
"She then demanded Lorazepam, still through her IV of course."
"Doc was like fine whatever, just one time and only a low end dose."
"I was flushing her IV with normal saline first, to make sure her IV was patent, and she leans back and is like 'OOOOoooo that's so much better already'."
"Hadn't even given her the Lorazepam yet, smdh."- strawberrytaint
Everything Is Fine Reaction GIF by Tricia GraceGiphyDesperate Ways To Avoid Change...
"Obligatory not a doctor, but I got a call from my son's school nurse when he was in 2nd grade, and the conversation went like this:"
"Nurse sounding upbeat & cheerful says, 'your son wants to tell you his terrible news'."
"Son gets on the phone, says 'Hi mom, I cut my finger off'."
"I ask him, 'Where is your finger now?'"
"Son: 'I put it back on'."
"I said, 'Can I talk to the nurse?'"
"Nurse gets on the phone again, says, 'Sounds serious, right?'"
"I asked, 'does he have a substitute teacher today?'"
"Ahhhhh... yes."
"I told the nurse to let him know I will take him to the hospital for a shot for his finger, to which he says 'I think it's OK. I glued it on really good'."
"Nurse kept him in the office for a bit to talk about scary changes in the classroom."- cat9tail
Crying Wolf Ruins It For Everyone
"I don’t know why anyone would want to fake anything medical."
"Unconsciousness in particular."
"I got a compound fracture recently and called 911 on myself and was put on hold."
"Fun stuff."
"But got through and asked them to send help."
"Operator was a badass and kept asking me questions to keep me conscious."
"The ambulance folks arrive, casually got out of the ambulance, walk up to me and then saw the bone sticking out of my body, and said, quote, 'Oh! You’re actually hurt!'"
"YES! Did you think I called 911 because I spilled some lemonade?"
"Then it occurred to me that most of their calls must be horsesh*t."
"But to cause me even more confusion, I received close to a $2000 bill for the privilege of actual help and the ride to the hospital."
"That ludicrous bill is no fault of the EMS.
"I’m very much appreciative of their existence and they don’t get nearly enough credit, but the best part of receiving that bill?"
"The ambulance ride was roughly $1850."
"The fentanyl they gave me was $2.15."- KedaZ1
bart simpson run GIFGiphyCan You Repeat That?
"My sister is a pediatric audiologist and this is my favorite story of hers."
"Apparently, sometime in elementary school, usually the early grades, a ton of kids like to fake hearing loss."
"Like not just 'oh, I can’t hear the teacher'.”
"Full on, want to get hearing aids, etc."
"Anyway, she explained to me that based on the way she plays the tones, you can usually tell if someone is faking."
"Especially when they just pretend they can’t hear anything.'
"But it’s not 100%, obviously, because hearing loss patterns can be really weird."
"However, she’s caught a number of kids simply by saying, 'okay, so I’m going to play [a random number] of tones and they’ll go in both ears'."
"I want you to say ‘yes’ if you hear it and ‘no’ if you don’t'.”- rbickfor1988
People will likely continue to fake illness in order to get out of something till the end of time.
And power to anyone who can successfully dupe their doctor.
Though, there's anyone one should always be in a trusting, honest relationship with, it's the person in charge of making sure you're healthy.
Something to consider.
Doctors Share Their Biggest Autopsy Discoveries About A Patient's Death
There is little worse for a doctor than losing a patient.
Even if saving them was simply out of their control, a patient dying in their hands will likely weigh on their minds for some time.
It's not much easier for doctors who perform autopsies, as they have to make the less than happy discovery of what caused the death.
More often than not, it turns out to be more or less what they expected.
Though every now and again, they find themselves making a discovery that they never would have guessed in a million years.
"Autopsy doctors of Reddit, what was the biggest revelation you had to a person's death after you carried out the procedure?"
Lucky Cut!
"Worked at an animal hospital."
"They did necropsies for zoos all the time."
"An alligator died, and they shipped it to the hospital, refrigerated etc to stop the decay."
"They took it out and put it up on the table."
"After doing all the paperwork, they started opening up the alligator."
"After the first cut, the alligator opened its eyes."
"Turns out it wasn't dead, the zoo vet mistook an illness for death and the low temperature put it basically into a coma."
"Unfortunately this is all the information I know on this story."
"It's been 7 years since I worked at that place."- BurrShotFirst1804
Literally Stuffed
"I worked at a coroner’s office for a while and once we had a guy who we thought had died from an OD."
"Well we started the autopsy and I went to cut his lungs out and blueberry muffin mix started coming out of them."
"I stuck my finger in his mouth and it was full of blueberry muffin mix."
"And it was in throat."
"Turns out he got just high enough to pass out while eating the muffin mix and he ended up choking to death."- Dink-a-sorous
Karma At It's Most Ironic
"I did the autopsy of both a robber and his victim."
"The robber shot the victim in the back when he tried to escape in a motorcycle, and the robber was shot by the police in the exact same situation."
"What's interesting is that they both died by exactly the same lesion."
"Both of them had their 4th lumbar vertebra shattered and their aorta, main artery of the body, sectioned at the same level."
"I thought of it like an extreme example of instant karma."- quiet-sorrow
It's Easier Than You Think
"As a student in the medical field, I had the opportunity to visit a cadaver lab."
"I was very surprised to see how many people had died from choking."
"Out of the twelve or so cadavers in the lab that day, at least 7 or 8 were from choking."
"I went home and immediately looked up how to perform self Heimlich."- thnx4stalkingme
Not As It Appeared
"During medical school I did a forensic pathology rotation during 4th year."
"Had an autopsy on a woman found in her burned out home."
"She was on home oxygen and the fire started in her bedroom."
"There were also liquor bottles around the home, so they thought was maybe she was drunk, smoking in bed, and caught herself on fire?"
"She was badly charred up on the outside with no real distinguishing characteristics I could see."
"We opened her up and when we got to her lungs they were just the prettiest pink you could imagine."
"Just like in the textbooks."
"This means she wasn't alive to breathe in the smoke and soot from the fire so she had died, spoiler: was murdered, before it was set."
"Ultimately I read in the paper some weeks later it was the boyfriend trying to get insurance money."- MedicalJargon-itis
Surprise Ending
"Training in the Medical Examiners office."
"Elderly woman found dead by herself in her home."
"There was nothing suspicious so I was given the case."
"Took out all the organs, dissected everything, completely unremarkable."
"I cut through the larynx as the last step before I could clean up and finish the case and boom, giant piece of chicken lodged in her windpipe."
"Died choking on dinner."- fangboner
A Closer Look...
"I was an investigator for a state medical examiner for just over 2 years."
"Had a mom that had 'drank herself to death' according to the husband after relapsing on Mother’s Day weekend."
"I just felt like something was off."
"Sent her for an autopsy."
"Had a ruptured liver where dude had essentially beat her till she internally bled to death."
"Later, while out on bail, he stole a semi truck, crashed it in a pond, got out shooting at a deputy, and they killed him."- imahntr
Must Have Been Quite The Movie
"Former homicide detective here."
"Suspicious death, 30-ish male found alone by cleaning staff in the back row of a sparsely attended sci-fi movie."
"Strange scratching wounds around/in mouth."
"Some petechiae in eyes and on cheeks, but no signs of strangulation."
"No obvious signs of chronic illness or disease."
"Presented as healthy, normal adult male."
"Found on his person was a wallet with normal contents, and a single cancelled movie ticket, indicating he went alone."
"Weird, spy movie sh*t going on here."
"Autopsy: a large amount of popcorn compacted in his esophagus."
"Like a half cup."
"Dude was apparently excited by the movie, stuffing popcorn in his mouth, and choked."
"The scratch marks around/in his mouth were self inflicted, trying to dig out popcorn."
"Verified via fingernail scrapings, his was only DNA present."
"Loud movie, he was in the back, no one saw or heard him choke."- sheepwearingajetpack
Med Student
"Med student almost graduated here. A couple of years ago i attended a pathological anatomy course and during a class, the professor showed us some autopsies. Despite the tremendous smell of 4/5 consecutive autopsies, one of them was carried out on a homeless patient that died in the ER probably due to heart failure. The body had massive ascites (fliud in the abdomen), so at first he had to evacuate it. Imagine him cutting the abdomen and the yellow rancid liquid started to come out like a fountain. One of my colleagues fainted."
"Then the next step was to examine the abdominal organs. Imagine the face of every person in the room when it became clear that the patient had some form of the inherited polycystic disease and the liver and kidneys were full of cysts. The liver weighed more than 10kg (normal weight 2-3kg) and the kidneys almost 3 kg each (normally 150g each). The professor was really shocked at the beginning, but then he really enjoyed cutting through the cysts in order to get samples, they popped like airball spreading liquid all over the place. The second collegue fainted."
"The other ones were pretty standard, but I think I will remember forever this one, in particular that liver on the scale. I even took a picture but i can't find it anymore."
Spacey008
"Weirdest Thing I Ever Found"
"Not a doctor, but a whole body scientific donation technician. I'm the person who dissects cadavers after they were donated."
"We very commonly would get young cases, normally overdoses. Had a mid-thirties female, went to medical examiner prior to donation, but they only did an external evaluation."
"I went to check her genitals to see if I could palpate a uterus, found a condom full of pills. Similar to most, the body became a crime scene and we couldn't touch her."
"When we finally were able to continue, they asked us to photograph the pills to send to the examiner's office."
"They were mostly Advil and Zyrtec, easily one of the weirdest things I've ever found."
LoveInMassDeath
Bullet
"When my parents were in medical school they attended an autopsy of a patient who had died in a car accident."
"Autopsy revealed that apparently this guy had survived a chest shot in Vietnam years ago that the surgeons/medics left in rather than perform risky surgery, the accident had migrated the bullet to his heart and was ruled the cause of death."
ZCYCS
Kneecap
"This story circulates every year at my medical school."
"A body came in with a gunshot wound to the chest. There was no exit wound. They tried to locate the bullet during the autopsy. No success. They then did a whole scan (X-ray or CT) of the upper chest/abdomen/pelvis. No bullet.At that point someone said fuck it lets scan the whole body."
"Lo and behold the bullet was detected in the popliteal fossa (area behind the knee). It had embolized/traveled from the heart all the way down the arterial system to the knee where it got stuck in one of the narrower blood vessels."
Sergeant_Squirrel
Malpractice
"My wife is a pathologist assistant and during her schooling carried out the autopsy of a newborn that died minutes after birth. The mother was desperate for a child and had a history of multiple miscarriages at different terms. This was her first time making it full term and all prenatal checkups revealed no problems. The delivery was difficult, but successful, and baby was alive for a short time. Skip to autopsy. All signs point to baby being fully developed. Get to the abdominal cavity and the liver is lacerated and hemorrhages everywhere. During the difficult delivery the resident used too much force with the forceps to pull the baby out. The ruptured liver the caused the baby to bleed out internally."
"Wife was enthusiastic about autopsy up to this point, now has no interest."
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Autopsies offer closure to friends and families of the deceased.
Even if sometimes, it results in learning information they likely would have rather not known.
Prolonging the unpleasant work of the doctors, when forced to be the bearer of bad news.