People Share The First Thing They'd Do If They Became God
It's fun to imagine gaining a superpower.
But what if you gained the ultimate power?
The power of an omnipotent God?
Redditor r_thelegend27 asked:
"You've just become God, what's the first thing you do?"
FAQs
"Set everything straight with everyone in a worldwide Q&A." ~ laudinum
Who Needs Instructions?
"Learn the controls."
"Skip tutorial." ~ AzzBall
And On The 7th Day...
"Take the day off." ~ SuperstitiousPigeon5
"Pro Tip: do it on a Sunday." ~ THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_
Low-key Lord
"Just wander about doing miracles and calling myself God and see how long it takes for people to realise that I am in fact God." ~ LilGoughy
Sorry!
"Make a TV show where I slowly reveal which religions are wrong, a bit like Deal or No Deal." ~ trans-positivity-BOT
Sky Blue?
"Turn the sun blue to f'k with people." ~ SteakAgitated
A Slidewhistle Would Be Funnier
"Sounding trumpets around the world."
"Just scare em a bit." ~ Snickers585
Mini-Mes
"Fracture my consciousness between billions of people to interact with other versions of myself and forget how lonely I am." ~ Gator08
Mighty Smitey
"I want to smite something."
"It seems like something biblical that I should do." ~ elastic_slacker
Clean House
"Eliminate all persons who faked religion for personal gain and power." ~ Im_a_seaturtle
"Eliminate all persons who use religion to persecute others, take away human rights and to commit heinous acts against others." ~ calibared
With great power comes great responsibility.
So what would you do?
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