"WARNING!!! THIS IS AN OVER 17 READ!!"
I've done most of my list. (I had my twenties in NYC.. so...) You'll have to wait for the memoir.
Double Dare
I Dare You Cbs GIF by Paramount+Giphy"Telling a rude customer 'f**k me yourself, you coward!'"
mynameisnotpedro
"Feels like the start of a fanfiction of sorts."
memin_being33
Certification
"Operating a forklift (I’m not certified)."
linneaskylar
"Not certified either but I've done it, remember to keep the actual fork bit as low to the ground as possible to avoid stabbing something or someone."
YaskyJr
"I crashed a forklift into 3 delivery trucks after I forgot to put the emergency brake on and it rolled down a ramp. Didn’t get fired because I wasn’t certified and my boss told me to drive it anyways."
SamSparkSLD
Routines...
"My wife and I create a yearly bucket list of sex stuff. It's usually made at the end of December, sometimes on NYE after the kids gone to bed. It's not all stuff we've never done. In fact I would argue that most stuff is pretty vanilla in 2022. It's just stuff that aren't a part of our normal sex routine that we want to make sure gets included occasionally."
"But it does allow for the opportunity to have a conversation about stuff we've never tried before. It also gives us something to refer to when we're planning something special for the other."
tenzinashoka
Frisky
"Have sex in the woods."
Lus_
"I did it. Was hiking with an ex. She was wearing some really short shorts showing the bottom of her butt. Teasing each other became too much and we ducked behind a big tree to get frisky. Heard some other hikers walk past us but never felt like they’d see us. Was a thrill."
jacoblb6173
Peace Out
Angela Bassett Burn GIFGiphy"On my last day of work (3 years, 10 months and 7 days from today if all goes well) I will pour myself a whiskey at my desk and enjoy it until someone calls me out. Then I'll continue enjoying it as I walk out of the office."
tubewatch
Oh that is the way to leave a job. One day... but not this job. :)
Nervous
Olivia Benson Wow GIF by Law & OrderGiphy"Bondage. I want to try it, but I'm too scared. But the idea sounds fun."
SinkFormal1874
In the Air
"I call it a 'f**ket list'and I want to have sex while skydiving This is something I’d LIKE to do, not something I’m actually GOING to do, it’s illegal, it’s just a fantasy, please stop hitting me up with logistics, I don’t care!"
Cheekygirl97
I’m intrigued as to what about this is appealing to you. I can’t imagine jumping out of a freaking plane naked and going through the hell that would be figuring out how to do it while you’re falling at ridiculous speeds. But I also don’t want to skydive ever in my life, so perhaps I’m biased, haha."
recreationallyused
Be Free
"A lot, most of which isn’t too interesting. But the one big one have a mutual free-use day/weekend."
TheNatanist
"My partner and I would be able to do anything to each other that we wanted (with a few hard limits discussed ahead of time) with no need to ask first. So she could make me do whatever she wanted and do whatever to me, and vice versa (obviously we’d have a safe word if there was something we did not want to do)."
TheNatanist
Look at Me!
"Get caught doing it at a party or gathering with friends and just continue having sex while the person watches."
Short_Round777
"This is similar to mine, but I rather just be having sex in the same room as others. I don’t want to be the center of attention and I don’t want anyone trying anything with me or my partner, but just being in the same room and knowing that another couple is having fun as well."
Spartan2842
Knockout
Punch Hit GIF by The X FactorGiphy"Give my manager an uppercut before I quit the job. That's definitely not-safe-for-work."
TheScarletSho
Under the Lights
"Sex under the northern lights."
Xurielishere
"I live at the polar circle and I think this would be extremely overrated unless you got a room with a glass roof and no light pollution. Otherwise you'd have to do it outside in the cold."
skankhunt25
"I'm moving to Alaska in a few months! I don't think it will take much to convince my wife of this. She's super excited about seeing the northern lights."
rhymes_with_snoop
Natural
"Doing it in a forest in summer. The thrill sounds fun."
MisterXnumberidk
"My girlfriend and I did this last year and, well, just don’t do it. I didn’t count how many mosquito bites I had, but my lower half was raw and NOT in the way you’d want it to be."
mulhollandbyproxy
"I lost my virginity this way. my advice is being bug spray and wipes. it feels good though. primal and natural and animalistic. it’s arguably the most natural way to do it."
YellowSequel
Domination
"I really want to be submissive to a guy for once after acting tough out there."
snottycauliflowers19
"You might be surprised how common this one is. For a lot of subs, getting dommed is about just giving up power and responsibility and feeling totally free. It's really common for people who feel like they have to be responsible and dependable all the time, because it's the only time they feel like they are truly free."
"A friend of mine went through severe parentification as a child (being made to act like a parent for younger kids because real parents can't or won't). It's a bad thing, leaves kids to grow up feeling a constant sense of worry and guilt because they're not doing enough. When she discovered subbing it was like some kind of miracle for her. For literally the first time in her life, she wasn't responsible for anything - she handed over all her power to someone else, and she was free."
"I imagine for a lot of men, this would be really enticing, with all the pressure mainstream society puts on men to always be strong and responsible. I hope you find what you're looking for. Remember, it's healthy and normal and not at all weird, and it's good that you've recognised it's something you want."
MCDexX
Pizza Hut?
Music Video Hair GIF by Little MixGiphy"I kind of want to be in a porno movie as the pizza delivery guy."
writenmispeluge
Shock Value
"Run an extension cord across a pool to power a cement cutter and use it without goggles."
ChrisPChip222
"I've done this, like most nsfw bucket list items, it's not nearly as exciting as it was in your dreams."
starkiller_bass
"I run cords through pools sometimes. Never popped breaker so far. It's sketchy though I guess."
squatwaddle
After Work
"Quitting my job and retire worry free."
sh1be
"Being worry free is nearly impossible. Your worries just change."
Frankeex
"Oh gawd. That's just some good old fashioned post orgasmic torture now."
Fluttershine
Travel Sex
"Discrete sex on a long-distance train or bus ride. Skirt, no panties, on him. Make him keep me quiet."
RustyFlirt5714
"I've always wanted to get a room on a train. I check every few years to see if the prices on Amtrak are still absurdly high and the rooms are still crappy, so far it's been a yes on both for decades. Gotta leave the country for a decent bang train."
ASeriousAccounting
Party Time
"Get caught doing it at a party or gathering with friends and just continue having sex while the person watches."
Short_Round777
"This is similar to mine, but I rather just be having sex in the same room as others. I don’t want to be the center of attention and I don’t want anyone trying anything with me or my partner, but just being in the same room and knowing that another couple is having fun as well."
Spartan2842
the centerpiece...
Cool Down Season 2 GIF by FriendsGiphy"I have several, but one of the more interesting is to be the bound centerpiece of a sex party, free use. Never gonna do it, but the fantasy is scorching hot."
hueloovoo
“moved in”
"My ex completed one that I didn’t know I needed. Parents went out of town for the week so she 'moved in' with me. When i came back from work I totally forgot my ex was still at my house and I opened the door, she was completely naked with a leash around her neck and on her knees, with one hand and unbuttoning my pants with the other. I couldn’t even close the door and not one word was spoken."
Barcelona10CG
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