how couples met

Some people really do find love in hopeless places -- really unexpected places. Move over, church bake sale. Falling through someone's ceiling and then for them, for example, or dating the person who power-washed your intestines are just a couple of random ways people have started a relationship.

randomnumbername asked, What is the most random way you met someone who you eventually dated?

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