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The Biggest 'F**k You' Christmas Present Someone Can Give
Gift giving can be hard, especially if you're not sure what the person will like or what they might need.
It's a lot less hard if your goal is to let someone know exactly how much you loathe them, though.
Then you get to get really creative.
Whether it's regifting, getting them something that's obviously from the dollar store or getting their kids the noisiest toy on the planet, there are many evil ways to tick people off with gifts.
Redditor Killmumger asked:
"What's the most 'f**k you' present you can give someone for Christmas?"
Only most of the gift
"Regifting a gift basket but it's obvious that you took out some items that you liked."
- 12thNJ
"Box of mixed chocolates but you’ve picked out all the good ones."
- UsualSuspect907
Oh that's petty
"Once my sister was pissing me off. I got her a $5 gift certificate for a store she was working at. She was pissed."
- aeb1971
"Now that’s an awesome gift! A reminder of the hell that she has to go through every day."
- ryok141
"This is excellent spite. I have a sister and this is the spite we all strive for."
- okeefechris
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
"Regift them what they gave you last year."
- clutteredshovel
"Even better, show up with just a nice gift bag. Take whatever they give you and put it in the gift bag unopened. Then give it back to them."
- qatest
No art for you
"RoseArt craft supplies."
- SparkyMountain
"How dare you give crayons that can't even crayon."
- t_h_o_n_g
"Cra-Z-Art works too."
- metalflygon08
"You monster"
- TenorBanjer
Oooh, gonna need some ice for that burn
"My son gave me a beer mug that said 'ring the bell if you are the best Dad ever'."
"He had removed the bell."
- I-used-to-be-cool-
"Are you sure there was a bell in the first place? Snarkily insulting cards and gifts are pretty common."
- Rapid-Disassembly
"Nah. He had the bell. It was a bike bell."
"He is funny and would have come up with the idea and been laughing all the way up to keeping the straight face as he gave it to me."
- I-used-to-be-cool-
Glitter Hell
"I gave my 4 year old niece a 30-pack of coloured glitter glue. The f**k you was to my husband’s sister in law."
- high5scubadive
Thanks for supporting Planned Parenthood!
"Make a donation in their name to a charity, cause, or organization that is in opposition to their beliefs. Then give them the thank you email/receipt from the donation in a Christmas card or better yet wrap it up in a big box."
- Trick-Silver-4333
"This is an especially big fuck you because the person in whose name you make the donation can’t even deduct it on their taxes. Only the person who actually made the donation can."
- pilesofcleanlaundry
Holy crap do not bring someone's size into it
"A dress deliberately 2 sizes 2 small and then when unwrapping it on Christmas they tell you "it's for motivation" .....f**k you Judy"
- Epic_Cupcake
"MIL gave me a too small shirt and told me the next time she saw me she wanted it to fit me."
- silent_turtle
"Step mom did this every year to me until I went no contact"
- micaub
"Some of the responses here made me laugh, some of them made me roll my eyes, this is the first one that made me go 'what the hell is wrong with people'."
- elmonstro12345
Not quite enough
"A $5 Starbucks gift card. Very few drinks on the menu are less than $5. They’ll most certainly have to pay the difference on the first and only use"
- SortaSticious
"Better yet like a $20 gift card to a really fancy expensive restaurant. Not nearly enough to make a dent in the bill but enough that you would feel bad not using it."
- GetAwayFromMeYouFish
All the noises
"if they are a parent, gift their kids something that makes noise."
- JangoBunBun
"Literally bought my niece and nephew an accordion and a recorder."
- dominationnation
"When my sister's 2nd kid turned 1, I got him a toy key ring/fob that had buttons he could push to make noise. I replaced the cheap batteries with Energizer Lithium and applied Loctite to the screws on the battery door. For good measure, I used a drill to strip the heads of the screws. Then I carefully repackaged it."
"I doubt that damned thing made it all the way back to Arizona from Alabama. Totally worth it, though."
- MrBarraclough
"You evil genius. Thanks for the idea!"
- FlyingTerrier
As you can see, there's quite a bit of variety available for telling someone you can't stand them with gifts. Just get creative, the sky is the limit.
It's the most festive time of the year.
it's full steam ahead to Christmas.
One of the best things about Christmas is holiday-themed tv shows and movies.
Who doesn't love the classics?
Watching the best holiday films and passing them on to the next generations and loved ones can be such a warm and fuzzy feeling.
Even if your favorite Christmas movie is 'Diehard,' the jollies are there.
Redditor IsaidwhatIsaidSNS wanted to hear about all the best movies that make the holiday season feel merry and bright. So they asked everyone to share:
"What do you think is the number 1 Christmas movie(s) of all time?"
I love Christmas movies. All of them.
But let's pick a few favs.
Christmas Monsters
"I remember watching Gremlins with my daughter when she was younger. I was concerned it might be too scary, that was fine. I nearly forgot about the Santa secret reveal though! Fortunately I remembered in time and fast forwarded past that part."
Eq2me
Artistry in Clay
"'The year without Santa Claus.' I've always been a sucker for claymation."
severley_confused
"The snow/heat miser songs are amazing."
"Everyone loves this one for Snow Miser and Heat Miser. Now, I'm not going to say they aren't great, but for me they're not the reason I like this one so much."
"Santa Claus having a crisis of faith, and realizing the joy he really does bring people, is such a great and well told story. The Believe song is great, blue Christmas is great, and Mickey Rooney gives a hell of a performance."
"I always liked it for that."
Qwerty_Asdfgh_Zxcvb
Hip Hip Hooray
"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation."
tyce2020
"My favorite Christmas movie as well. 'We’re gonna press on and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fu**in’ Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse.”
spartanscott093
A Merry Way
"Gotta have 'Jingle All the Way' in there."
dan_buh
"I always lose it and start laughing during Sinbad's rant at the toy store when they are waiting for it to opening ''I gotta pay alimony to a woman who had sex with everyone in the post office... BUT ME!!!''
"Or after the bomb goes off in the radio station ''that was really a bomb? THIS IS A SICK WORLD WE'RE LIVING IN, SICK PEOPLE!!!'"
KR_Blade
Kermit & Friends
"Muppets Christmas Carol."
Fessir
"It’s a brilliant adaptation altogether - and Michael Caine’s performance is beautiful. He could’ve played it for jokes but his Scrooge is so genuine. I love the film so much, it’s so moving when it needs to be, and silly when it’s suitable."
kirmobak
The Muppets are always the best.
KEVIN!
"Home Alone."
Electrical_Potato_21
"It's played every year in Polish television for Christmas. Once they said they're not going to air it and people were angry. They reverted the decision. Is it also a must have in other countries?"
Vatonee
Alternatives
"Scrooged. It's a personal favorite."
forf**ksakewhatnow
"I can’t believe how far I had to come to see this. I love this movie. It is #1. It is a gem."
grrargg
"It's a crying shame. I don't know when I saw it first but it's my favorite 'Alternative' Christmas film. Despite being hugely cynical it also doesn't cheap out on the heart. Even now it doesn't feel like Christmas till I hear those credits."
GunstarGreen
"Seriously my favorite Christmas movie. I love it so much."
TwistedNJaded
You're a mean one...
"'How the Grinch Stole the Christmas' Animation movie."
haterkelol
"Assuming we're talking about the 1966 animated version... It's probably not higher on the list because it's a TV special rather than a movie. It’s not even 30 minutes long. It's great though!"
SteinyOLP
"The original has a spirit and authenticity all its own. The live-action and the animated remake are both enjoyable personally, but they’re sapped of true character. It’s like 60s soul vs modern pop music. Both can be pleasant, but one came from the source and the other is over-produced."
blonde-bandit
Thanks Netflix
"Everyone has already said the usual suspects so I wanted to give a nod to a more recent/maybe less known one:"
"'Klaus.' It's on Netflix and it about makes me cry every time. Love that one."
NyukaNyuka
"One of the best things Netflix has ever produced. It's awesome and a top 5 for me."
wronglyzorro
"Klaus is definitely the best Santa origin story."
AngusVanhookHinson
The Greatest
"It’s damn near 100 years old, but It’s a Wonderful Life still does it for me."
cranes_in_the_sky
"When I was younger I didn’t understand how anyone could like an old black and white movie. I was bored one day, nothing on TV, and decided to watch it. What a fantastic movie! I hated that I never even gave it a chance simply because it was old. It started me on a path of watching old movies and I have loved so many!"
no_no_sorry
I love this list. Time to get jolly.