Shooting Range Security Guards Share The Dumbest Things They've Ever Seen People Do
January 21 | 2020
Work must become eventful pretty quick for those that work at a gun range. Between those huge ear muff things, abstract paper men being shot at, and the DEADLY FIREARMS, shooting range security guards likely live with their head on a swivel.
<p>But some dinguses will inevitably fall through the cracks. </p><p>u/ZeXaLGames asked, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/enw30n/nsfw_security_guards_at_shooting_ranges_whats_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">"Security guards at shooting ranges, whats the dumbest shit you have seen people do?"</a></p>
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That's One Way to be Sure
<p>I legitimately watched an instructor show some guys he was training how to unload, and to be sure it was unloaded correctly, then to demonstrate it was unloaded, he picked it up and pointed it at one of the students.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/enw30n/nsfw_security_guards_at_shooting_ranges_whats_the/fe5uf1p?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">u/JudgeJudyApproved</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_36" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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No Deaths, Up Top
<p>And another time some douchebag was shooting a .50 BMG bolt action and purposefully trying to shoot above the berm in an attempt to knock a tree down. He put 5 rounds into a building 2 miles away and laughed when the RSO was notified and asked him about it. Literally high fived his friend.</p><img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjUyMDYyNi9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY1MTgxMDA1OX0.gZMr95Jxzb3zJfm1wRqeIY4vMRf4_ZpqD2rpcLmFzGI/img.gif?width=980" id="8b480" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="301f727ad7cde031f33b36af4ce2b240" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />Giphy<div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_2" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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First Service.....PULL
<p>I saw two guys throwing tennis balls into the air and trying to shoot them with large caliber rifles. They missed of course, god knows where the rounds went. They got kicked out when the guy throwing them ran into the firing range to retrieve them.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/enw30n/nsfw_security_guards_at_shooting_ranges_whats_the/fe6dc0s?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">u/BootFurJeanCatSoap</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_3" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Trusting Fella
<p>I once had the damn range safety officer tell me "i'm going to go change my targets, make sure you keep your shots away from the right side of the range"</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/enw30n/nsfw_security_guards_at_shooting_ranges_whats_the/fe69kg2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">u/thingpaint</a></p><img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjUyMDYyOS9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYxODMxOTIyNn0.wm61e6tQpIkundmpFgxC0o1fwm8xGXDWRNeDxXF_B5Y/img.gif?width=980" id="8a0e8" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="fdfaefd5eadb4fb45aa96496a6956c3f" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />Giphy<div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_4" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Sorry, Had an Itch
<p> Was walking through the clearing procedure for the M9 with one cadet, and as I was explaining, he uses the barrel of the pistol to push his safety glasses back up on his face.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/enw30n/nsfw_security_guards_at_shooting_ranges_whats_the/fe6hx6u?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">u/urban__astronaut</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_5" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Makes Your Aim Better
<p>A guy, an ex cop mind you, is doing the El Presidente drill. You spin, draw your pistol, and then work your way down the targets. Instead, he draws his gun before spinning. So when he spins he sweeps the entire crowd of students with his gun.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/enw30n/nsfw_security_guards_at_shooting_ranges_whats_the/fe6mlc2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">u/jgear319</a></p><img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjUyMDYzMS9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYzMjg5MDg4MX0.2y9datvdAFSCrpeu6g0hKq0QyhRZUa6knls-cswuCuY/img.gif?width=980" id="46e17" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="581814b682fca4cb508b1cc0865ed3d1" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />GiphyHuge 'Terminator' Fan
<p>I watched someone load a shotgun and hold it with one hand, outward. I wasn't able to get to him in time before he shot it. Poor bastard</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/enw30n/nsfw_security_guards_at_shooting_ranges_whats_the/fe6ge0y?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">u/Leila_Koch</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_6" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Didn't Think We Needed That On the Rule Board...
<p>I once saw someone slap the teachers butt</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/enw30n/nsfw_security_guards_at_shooting_ranges_whats_the/fe64sam?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">u/themexicoman</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_7" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Didn't Feel Like Taking His Gloves Off
<p>My husband and I went to a shooting range and while my husband was shooting I saw a guy scratch the side of his head with the barrel of his gun and then continue shooting.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/enw30n/nsfw_security_guards_at_shooting_ranges_whats_the/fe95osx?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">u/omglookawhale</a></p><div data-conversation-spotlight style="min-height:90px"></div>
Maybe a Different Route Next Time
<p>I notice some dirt tumbling down from the berm. Obviously I aim the rifle at what may have caused it. Just a middle aged woman walking her dog down the berm towards a couple of guys shooting. We obviously all called cold and dressed her down. She claimed ignorance that she had no idea that there was a gun club abutting her property. A gun club that shoots from sunrise-sunset every day but Christmas for the last 107 years.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/enw30n/nsfw_security_guards_at_shooting_ranges_whats_the/fe9djyp?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">u/cdiairsoft</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_8" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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We do not give our friends in blue enough credit. They face situations we can only try NOT to dream of. Danger lurks in every second, every second of their shifts. And Lord do they have some stories of survival to tell. Being a police officer is a whirlwind of crazy. And we need to know more.
Redditor u/Yokeyoyo wanted to hear from all the brothers and sisters in blue by asking.... Police Officers of Reddit, what's the craziest situation you've been in?
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Gloves Please.....
<p>A guy on a sports team I play in is a drug squad cop and told us the following story. They had staked out a meth lab house for awhile and surveilled the house with pinhole cameras for some time. They'd noticed that the occupants were becoming increasingly erratic, someone senior suggested it was due to them not replacing the filters in their protective masks.</p><p>Anyway, at some stage they decide it's time to go in, so tactical enter and grab all the guys and clear the rooms. Then a chemical team go in to make sure everything is safe. Eventually my mate and his team go in to collect evidence with a few young uniforms to help.</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_36" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>The house is a bit of a shambles but nothing too unexpected, until one of the uniforms picks up a large rubber dildo and starts playing around with it in front of everybody. The senior then tells him: you know that while reviewing all the footage on this place we never saw any women entering or leaving this house... And why are you the only one not wearing gloves? <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3z58x?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">bPhrea</a><span></span></p>
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Over Chicken?
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<p>The husband left, then my friend and his partner left soon after. About an hour later, they get a call back to the same house. When they get there, the husband is in the kitchen dead. The wife explains that right after the police left, her husband came back and resumed arguing with her. He got in her face and she stabbed in the neck with a chicken bone, hitting his carotid artery. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3hem5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">abbrollher</a></p>
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On a hot midnight in The Bronx about 330 am......
<p>On a hot midnight in The Bronx about 330 am got a burg call. Me and my partner found it strange when central gave us the address because it was a funeral home. We arrive on scene of this brownstone building and immediately see the basement lights are on. We look at each other and say "no way ... someone actually broke in here????" So we enter through what is an open door and begin to clear each room of the funeral home/ house. When we reach the basement and open what is a brightly lit body prep storage and prep room we are immediately confronted with several bodies on tables covered in different stages of undress with bed sheets on them. </p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_5" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>Our attention is drawn to a very startled naked man holding playing cards . I look at him and simply say "What the heck and who the heck are you?? He looks at me and my partner and nervously responds ... "I'm the Mortician" .... wait .... "Who are you?? And what the heck are you doing??? "I'm the mortician and I'm working and playing cards " "Playing cards ??? My partner says ... "Yeah cards ...see????"... holding his hands out displaying the deck of cards.</p>
<p>I look around and see each of the 4-5 bodies have their own hands dealt to them ...</p><p>We asked for His ID .... verified he belonged there and proceeded to leave with a queasy feeling laughing out butts off.</p><p>My partner looks at me and says how should we mark this job.... ????</p><p>Best job in the world..... I miss the clowns but not the circus. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc4go2c?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">nforcr</a></p>
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Be Naked.
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjUwMDUwOC9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYxNTcwODEzNH0.WwOYQaXcqkdd8fl6whOGlWPTqKVQ2p-1VhpAibU8xyo/img.gif?width=980" id="dc694" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="bd850b80da761f8443f036b3c8e6cb6a" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />Giphy<p>Not a police officer, but I know one.</p><p>I'm sure he has a million stories, but my favorite that he's told me was the time he was called to a local Mexican restaurant. When he arrived, he was directed to a Cadillac in the parking lot that was a rockin', if you get my drift.</p><p>He knocks on the window, and a butt naked 80 year old woman gets out, pissed off that someone interrupted her getting laid. Her 80 year old husband was laying naked in the vehicle still.</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_7" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>This old woman stood outside of her vehicle, completely naked, for a solid 5 minutes, arguing w my friend about how she should be able to get laid whenever she wants.</p><p>There was more to the story of course, but as I'm not the first hand story teller, I can't do the story the proper justice it deserves.</p><p>He didn't arrest them, even though she stood naked outside for 5 minutes, so she got off easy (pun intended). <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3kona?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">alwaysmyfault</a></p>
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Still with me....
<p>I babysat for a cop (2 toddler daughters)(10/10 kids, cute and very affectionate) and he told me of one story where he was called to this old lady's home. When they got there they found her husbands rotting body under a pile of newspapers. So apparently the lady had really bad dementia and had thought the husband was a robber and hit him in the back of the head with a rolling pin. </p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_8" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>The poor dementia lady went back to bed and he was dead in the morning. She didn't know what to do, so she covered his body with newspapers and somehow managed to survive on her own for a few days. A neighbor started to worry and came to check up on them. The neighbor was the one to call the police. That story haunted me for like a month. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3zyus?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank"> ratsoh</a><a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ratsoh/" target="_blank"></a></p>
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"Woodchucks"
<p>I just asked my dad, who was a cop for 30+ years.</p><p>He told me he pulled over a car full of "Woodchucks", older drunkards from a rural area in the Northeast area of the US. He was in his late 20's at the time, so in good shape compared to the drunks. I think there were 4. While my dad was processing the driver, he had him in the front seat of his car. Once the guy realized he was probably going to be arrested, he started ripping the radio and anything he could grab out of his car. He grabbed my dad and pulled him out of the passenger side of his vehicle and onto the ground. </p><p>My dad landed between this guy's legs and into some kind of leg-lock chokehold. The guy, during all this, has started to scream to his friends to get his gun and kill him. Once he has him in a leg-lock, he looks down and says "now I'm gonna kill you." before he starts to choke my dad with his legs. I guess backup showed up just in time, or had been there, the deputy at the time hit him in the head with a baton and sent him out. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc47qat?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">tenthplagueb</a></p>
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I went home and hugged my son.
<p>Did a stop on a pretty obvious dope car. Driver is tweaking on meth. Passenger also tweaking and is a female that weighs 95 pounds while being 5'8 or so. She looked like a concentration camp victim. She's offering to provide oral services in exchange for her release. Obviously I decline.</p><p>Guy in the back appears to be asleep. I get his ID from the tweaking driver as my backup arrives. We get all 3 out, I can see needles all over the car. The guy in the back wakes up and gets out. Dispatch gives us returns, letting us know the back passenger is has a parole violation (he was released early from prison IYDK) for felon in possession of a firearm. </p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_11" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>The dispatcher was supposed to warn us before giving the return out loud over the radio but didn't in this case. Old dude stands up and reaches in his waistband. I see this happening in slow motion and realize it's about to get real. My partner swings from around the other side of the vehicle where he was talking to one of the other suspects. I start to yell gun in time for my partner to straight up linebacker this dude, which we got into cuffs. Had a .45 in the waistband.</p><p>I went home and hugged my son, who was 1 at the time.</p><p><strong><em>Edit:</em></strong> was out at a family function. I am about to start replying to all the messages. Thank you.</p><p><strong><em>Second edit:</em></strong> I have a few more good ones if anyone cares to hear them. Also, I don't work patrol anymore. I'm a detective with my agency now.</p><p><a href="https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/_/fc4eybq/?context=1" target="_blank">I posted another story below</a>. Thanks for the positive words. 99% of cops are out there every day doing honest work to keep you safe. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3f3dn?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">copswithguns</a></p>
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67 Stitches In....
<p>Not a cop, my dad was. Was backing up a situation where guy allegedly was shooting up on the street. When he came over, guy was arguing with the officer on scene, definitely not being aggressive in any way, or suspicious though. Long story short, the other two officers on scene got aggressive with him and grabbed him and slammed him multiple times into a car parked on the street and he had the get 67 stitches. My dad told the chief and ended up having to quit since everyone was pissed at him for doing so. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3vv7j?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">madiison1461</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_13" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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No Answers.
<p>I legitimately considered law enforcement as a career path, and regularly chat up officers in public or social situations. I used to ask questions like this.</p><p>A former Vegas officer told me a story about he and his partner going to break up a party with some expected underage alcohol and narcotics activity.</p><p>While there someone brought up an unusual van down the street. They went expecting more kids nonsense. It contained gang members waiting to kill someone leaving the party.</p><p>He was shot multiple times. Spent months in the hospital. His partner was murdered. Dead before EMT arrived.</p><p>I stopped asking after this answer. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3vou1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">official_fox_news</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_14" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Hey Ace.
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjUwMDUxMC9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYzMTI4Mjg0NX0.zX9915Q-REDpnZOwJwgOkIZbcg5xdY0vdnzerMktxTs/img.gif?width=980" id="cfda4" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="4d0bf5d26bda18e67203b7fd32cd19af" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />Giphy<p>Answered a disturbance call to find a drunk dude climbing in a car while his wife screamed at him. She smacked his windshield with a bat, destroying it as he peeled out. We followed him maybe .5 mile with the sirens and lights while he drove with his head out the window Ace Ventura style. Poor bastard didn't get his head back inside in time passing a UPS truck and his head pieces ended up on my windshield. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc42ap4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">SgtSavage110</a><span style="background-color: initial;"></span></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_15" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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St. Peter?
<p>Responded with my partner to a welfare check on an elderly gentleman. Knocked on the door, walked in and couldn't find him. Went to his garage and found him sound asleep behind the wheel. He tried to commit suicide by asphyxiation. Thing is, he only had a small amount of fuel and it was a new Civic. He was pissed when he woke up that I wasn't St Peter. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc40res?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Risin_bison</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_16" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Showing Up....
<p>Showed up to a call once about a baby crying nonstop for hours and no sign of an adult being home. We went into the house and I followed the sound of the crying baby upstairs to find an 18 month old with her arms duct taped to her crib. I undid the duct tape and it was obvious this was not the first time it had happened. I brought the child downstairs and outside. The mom was walking up the sidewalk of the housing unit and flipped crazy on me.</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_17" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>I handed the child off to a patrol and cuffed her. It was the most satisfying clicking of handcuffs I had ever heard.</p><p><strong><em>Edit:</em></strong> This happened when I was in the Army as an MP. The father of the child was deployed at the time. From what I heard, he was granted permission to return home and take custody of the child. They got a divorce and I believe he won custody. I don't know what happened to her as far as a sentencing or jail time. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc424lp?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">dogballtaster</a></p>
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Put it Back.
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjI3NzU2NS9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYyMjg1NjQzM30.pQAt8ZEE5_TBShpenXIs8eRDhvMgoMFMKeZpYjTYCvg/img.gif?width=980" id="49e23" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="8ffc08ab929eb565b9ef3c883c5d84b3" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />Giphy<p>My dad friend who is a cop in NC told me that some teen tried to steal an electric shopping cart from Target with a ton of crap in it and tried to outrun the cops but the cart only went 5mph for like 25 meters then the battery died. The cop just asked him to push the cart back since it died and return the stolen items. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3rnco?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank"> Bigbadballer88</a><span></span></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_19" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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With an Axe.
<p>Dad tells the story of a guy he knew who kept getting caught for writing bad checks. He was such a big guy he wouldn't fit in the police car so they would just meet him at the magistrate office and write him tickets. (I know, some trust) but a year or so after this kept happening, he got a call that there was a domestic dispute at the house. So they rush over there and he's got an axe in his hand sitting on the front porch all bloody. </p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_20" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>They approach and tell him to put the axe down which he does and proceeded to tell them that his wife is in the bathtub, or at least her head is. But guy was completely open and cooperative, didn't run or anything. Asked if he could meet them at the magistrate office and dad was like yeah nah dawg you're gonna have to get in the car this time.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3vxxl?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">xfilesarereal</a></p>
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I was in shock....
<p>While serving in South Korea, my team was on patrol in the local drinking village when we heard someone drunkenly singing the US national anthem. At a loss for where this individual was, we finally looked up and there he was.... tight rope walking on the ledge of a building 3 stories up. This is when precision of language is of vital importance...especially when dealing with a drunk. The sergeant on scene said, "Hey, come down here!" The drunkard said, "On my way!" And proceeded to step off.</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_22" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>Under the impression I was about to witness my first death, I was in shock. Through some bit of weird luck/science, he glanced the hood of a slightly misted Daewoo truck and slid down to the ground. We ran over to him and he said, "Hey guys, how's it going?" He had open fractures on both femurs and after some makeshift splinting and controlling the bleeding, he was transported to the nearest hospital. Soju is a hell of a thing. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3o0hx?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Reddit</a><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3o0hx?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x"></a></p>
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"I'm not crazy!"
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<p>I calmly informed her that we were going to the hospital, which prompted even louder yelling of, "I'm not crazy!" I replied, "I don't think you're crazy." She screamed, "Then why are you taking me to the hospital?!" I told her, "Well, you were next to that atom bomb, right? We gotta get you checked for radiation poisoning." Her eyes got wide and she said, "Oh crap! I didn't think about that, you better hurry!"</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3cs56?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Wolfhound1142</a></p>
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For you Rookie.
<p>First time my brother arrested someone was really funny. He and his training officer were working the graveyard shift and got a call for suspicious activity at a house. They arrive and the homeowner says they're is someone sneaking around his house that shouldn't be there. So they start looking around with their flashlights, grass is really overgrown in the backyard and my brother notice one of those Fisher Price kid's car (yellow & red plastic car) moving on its own. They found their guy, naked and high AF trying to hide under the kids toy and crawl away. Training officer says,"Well, he's your's rookie", had my brother cuff him (guy didn't want to go to jail and put up a naked fight) and take the guy to jail. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3ketm?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">j2142b</a><span></span></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_26" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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In a bunny suit....
<p>Attended a structural fire in a downtown high rise. Was tasked with evacuating local residents in case the building collapsed.</p><p>Third house I went to, the guy answers in a full bunny suit with gas mask propped up in his head. English wasn't his first language, and as I was trying to communicate that he needed to evacuate, it became clear he was running a meth lab inside. Arrested Asian Walter White, and then had to sit in the shadow of the structure fire keeping eyes on the house while waiting for CLEAR (clandestine lab) team to show up. </p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_27" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>In that time fire trucks basically surrounded my vehicle so I couldn't move it, even after CLEAR team moved in. Walter had his lawyer call in my pc, and it was about 10 hours before we could head back to cells. I've never had to pee so badly in my life. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc3otir?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Philosorunner</a></p>
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Situations....
<p>Former PO, I'll try not to make this long: Early morning about 1 hour before I had to end my shift, dispatch said to go lights and sirens to an address. A pit bull was actively mauling an elderly woman. I get there and the woman is practically hanging on to life, blood all over the home. I tased the dog, twice before it responded. A K-9 unit had a muzzle and a strong leash. Dog was eventually put down, woman survived.</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_29" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>Second situation was an active shooter with officer down. It was a real crap show. Dude was off his rocker, shot at a fellow officer. This officer ended up retiring after this, but I and many others thought he was dead.</p><p>Third situation. I respond to domestic violence call, shootout with husband, he shoots me 3x and all 3 hit my vest. This was about 6 months after the second situation. I ended my police career after this. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc437j9?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">KingNebby</a><span></span></p>
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"ghost"
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMjI3NzU3Ny9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY3NzI0NTkzMX0.G0hhFmBta4LRRijpB_9Z2r5IjBZ_YGVunoD3pu-eOuA/img.gif?width=980" id="846ab" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="76a265d9c31c2375f15d0e3b0fa4cfe7" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />Giphy<p>I know a guy, who was a cop in Texas when I was in middle school. He told me about this one time this woman called 911 because her house was haunted. He preceded to put handcuffs on an invisible "ghost" and acted like he was putting it in the police car. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/efyjrm/police_officers_of_reddit_whats_the_craziest/fc46nte?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">austingarrett</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_31" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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