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People Debate Which Living People Are The G.O.A.T. In Their Field
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In the very niche world of purposefully annoying your aging parents with asinine phone calls, I am undeniably the greatest to ever have done it.

I called my mom just to ask her dumb stuff four times in five minutes the other day.

Like, I'm amazing at this, y'all.

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