Sex is never an easy topic to broach. Even when you're in a relationship. So one can only imagine what it's like to discuss the birds and the bees with teenagers or youth in general. That discussion can be just as excruciating as chatting about it with granny. But kids have to be educated and boy do they have thoughts on the matter. Better to learn through class than online though.
All at Once...
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yNTU1ODc3OC9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY2MTUyMzE3NH0.qcWtRZmajaS95T4Wp38aVATlkb4OxGN2hOxUCv0_VO4/img.gif?width=980" id="22cda" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="c2842e6f34f0d868ae341a00345d8cc2" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="480" data-height="324" />Confused Lauren Conrad GIF by The HillsGiphy<p>One of the jocks wanted to know if you were supposed to put your testicles inside a woman's vagina during intercourse. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l4x9zj/sexed_teachers_of_reddit_what_was_the_one_most/gks6rod?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SmokyQuartzz87</a><span></span></p>Facts
<p>Less disturbing and more naive: an eighth grader stayed after her health class to talk to the teacher as I was coming into the room to teach my next section. I overheard her explain that the teacher had said if a girl's period is late, she should take a pregnancy test... But did she need to do that if she'd never had sex? </p>Seriously?
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yNTU1ODc4Mi9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYzMDQ4NTY4Mn0.kS4oU6iRE38XPN0ZBneb49IH8LbV7mD3hR6xEsAn-OU/img.gif?width=980" id="d3d63" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="4ad554bbd88ed1059c4e9b25f8720cfe" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="400" data-height="275" />new girl facepalm GIF by HULUGiphy<p>'If you masturbate yourself, doesn't that mean you're gay?</p><p>It was something to think about. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l4x9zj/sexed_teachers_of_reddit_what_was_the_one_most/gksaz91?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Rawscent</a><span></span></p>Hatching...
<p>Not a teacher but some kid in my health class asked very nervously if men had eggs. When my teacher said no and explained it he legit looked so relieved. I'm not sure what he was scared of but at least he got corrected before it became an issue lmao. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l4x9zj/sexed_teachers_of_reddit_what_was_the_one_most/gks61iy?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">s3s4m3s33d</a><span></span></p>Please Go
<p>Not a teacher. I was in college intro to psych and one of my classmates asked our GTA why humans couldn't have sex with animals - in front of all of us. The GTA turned red and said it was for several reasons and she'd speak with her after class. The student kept prodding and asking the same thing different ways. The GTA finally dismissed class. That girl never came back to class - and she wasn't joking around. She seriously didn't understand it. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l4x9zj/sexed_teachers_of_reddit_what_was_the_one_most/gks727u?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">The_Curvy_Unicorn</a></p>T. M. I.
<p>My husband was the teacher. He was new, fresh out of college, teaching in an all-boys, $20,000 a year school. It was the "ask anything, no judgement" part of the lesson and an boy asked him: "does vagina from different girls taste different?" </p><p>...and my then-24 year old husband said "yeah, for sure, like if she smokes or something, you can taste it. Vegetarian girls taste the best."</p>Silly Boy
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yNTU1ODc5MC9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYzMzc2MDQyNH0.RL6ZuNXU760x3gQHwQEb6Tjjec83qE1rTlnFIV05wf0/img.gif?width=980" id="eca34" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="684c960fc8f54dca9a62d0ba0980a640" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="500" data-height="247" />That Is Adorable Judy Greer GIF by Team CocoGiphy<p>Not disturbing, just innocent. An 11th grade boy asked me if it was possible to permanently run out of semen by masturbating too much. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l4x9zj/sexed_teachers_of_reddit_what_was_the_one_most/gkr6r2u?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">ontrack</a><span></span></p>Bad Dean
<p>Not a teacher (sorry). But having just read a completely screwed-up Dean Koontz book at the age of 9, I asked my sex ed teacher if, as I had read, a person born with both sex organs could impregnate themselves.</p><p>He answered the question accurately, age appropriately and with a completely straight face. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l4x9zj/sexed_teachers_of_reddit_what_was_the_one_most/gkr685y?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">scurvy_knave</a><span></span></p>No Substitutions
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yNTU1ODc5OC9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY2MDAzMjM0Mn0.0RyQOqozxP0nm0snT-9F-3GUCPCxkrlx_ELlFOGHD1E/img.gif?width=980" id="ec80d" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="0185ed72421c4fa40f49150181f39bae" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="480" data-height="480" />Schitts Creek Comedy GIF by CBCGiphy<p>Not a sex-ed teacher, but a girl in my class asked our biology teacher whether semen could be used as a replacement for breastmilk. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l4x9zj/sexed_teachers_of_reddit_what_was_the_one_most/gks5ayh?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Ferdinand33</a><span></span></p>People Share The Funniest Thing They've Ever Seen That They Weren't Allowed To Laugh At
Hilarious moments are blind to timing. They seem to strike at the absolute worst times, when laughing would be completely inappropriate.
Thankfully, Crying Can Look Like Laughing
<p>"Great Uncle's funeral.</p><p>"The vicar was doing his thing, but when he said 'our soul,' in his posh-ish accent it sounds just like 'arsehole' and it got me. I managed to keep it together the first time, but after the second one I could barely hold it back...."</p><p>"It was something like, '<em>our soul is something we should cherish, it defines who we are...'</em>"</p><p>"I was stifling laughter to the point of tears, my mum said after she thought I was crying."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0i8mb/whats_the_funniest_thing_youve_seen_someone_do/gjtmy9t?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">F***TheseNewPlastics</a></p>One Man Show
<p>"A guy was acting as his own attorney. He was questioning himself in court by standing up, asking a question, then sitting down to answer it."</p><p>"The judge finally looked at him and said, 'Sit down, Mr. X.' I almost lost it, but managed to hold my court demeanor."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0i8mb/whats_the_funniest_thing_youve_seen_someone_do/gjttk7u?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Hellabore</a></p>A Dick Manifesto
<p>"At my friend's grandfather's funeral. The first sentence of the pastor's speech was 'We are all here because we love Dick so much.' His name was Richard."</p><p>"This holy man gave a 15 minute speech about his love of Dick and how Dick changed his life. My wife and I did not make eye contact through the entire thing for fear of busting out laughing in a quiet crowded church."</p><p>"It took me about a year to ask my friend his thoughts about it and apparently he was close to losing it too."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0i8mb/whats_the_funniest_thing_youve_seen_someone_do/gjtzut0?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">TigerGuitarist</a></p>Til the Very End
<p>"A friend of mine who was always late to work died after an epileptic fit. The undertakers and vicar got delayed and he was late to his own funeral and it was the most fitting and hilarious moment and he'd have loved it."</p><p>"But obviously you can't burst out laughing when the staff at a funeral tell you that he's not there yet."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0i8mb/whats_the_funniest_thing_youve_seen_someone_do/gjtpoko?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Miraclefish</a></p>Corpse Slapped
<p>"I was in a cadaver lab for an anatomy class, and that week we were learning hip and upper leg muscles. My group were at the table and one of the guys proceeded to roll the cadaver leg over, from looking at the hamstring to study the quads."</p><p>"We didn't realise that the leg belonged to a male until its manhood slapped him straight on the back of his hand."</p><p>"Entire group was breathing super hard trying not to laugh and appear disrespectful in the eyes of the tutors, but I honestly reckon the guy would've been laughing with us."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0i8mb/whats_the_funniest_thing_youve_seen_someone_do/gjttrul?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">code1520</a></p>Taking It in Stride
<p>"Paramedic here, watched a drunk falling down a bunch of stairs."</p><p>"He then just screamed at his friend to get him a new beer because he dropped his. Nearly pissed myself."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0i8mb/whats_the_funniest_thing_youve_seen_someone_do/gjtn6y8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Sir_f***_off</a></p>She Knows Not What She Doesn't Know
<p>"Just two nights ago my picky daughter was telling us that she didn't like meat loaf, no way, no how."</p><p>"Then she described a Japanese hamburger steak that she wanted to make: hamburger, bread crumbs, egg, ketchup, soy sauce, etc."</p><p>"When she was done, I said that she described the exact thing sitting on her plate, and she got really mad. Laughing only made her madder. Couldn't stop laughing though."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0i8mb/whats_the_funniest_thing_youve_seen_someone_do/gjtqbvz?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">GooberMcNutly</a></p>Nothing Else to Say
<p>"I was watching hunger games in theaters and the Rue death scene caused a reaction from the person behind me that left me laughing so hard I thought the people who didn't hear her would think I was a horrible person."</p><p>"Right when the spear hits her I heard this 'O DAMN' from behind me like the most stereotypical dumb reaction gif sound effect of a dude getting kicked in the nads."</p><p>"It clashed with the scene so much and was the only time the person ever spoke it just cracked me up"</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0i8mb/whats_the_funniest_thing_youve_seen_someone_do/gjtsk7v?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">nightbrother42</a></p>Committed Revenge
<p>"Helping a Grade 2 class (~8 year olds) and one of the kids was just so loud. He was running around the class when one of the girls held out her arm and clotheslined him."</p><p>"I was able to keep a straight face for that but she kneeled down and yelled, 'Boom!' at him."</p><p>"He started crying, they both got a detention, and I almost bit through my tongue."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0i8mb/whats_the_funniest_thing_youve_seen_someone_do/gjtq3xu?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">asolitarycandle</a></p>Growing Into It
<p>"My step Dad was an Italian from Manhattan. He had the classic Italian mobster accent. We all live in Minnesota, born and raised. So his accent was definitely different from what we're used to."</p><p>"My brother loved to playfully make fun of him by imitating him by saying classic Italian mobster exclamations along with the hand mannerisms. Stepdad was a laid back guy and found it funny and the banter between those two was very light hearted."</p><p>"So, one day, we were having a small get together at our house with my mom, stepdad, my brother and a few friends. We were all hanging out outside when my 4 year old daughter excited started saying 'Uncle Pauly, Uncle Pauly! Watch this!'"</p><p>"As everyone watched, she went over to a piece of dog poop, pointed at it by shaking her open palmed hands, and exclaimed in the most perfect Italian Mobster accent 'What the f*** is thiiiis?!' She even did the head bob perfectly."</p><p>"We all stifled laughter."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/l0i8mb/whats_the_funniest_thing_youve_seen_someone_do/gjtpug3?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Spookyredd</a></p>People Imagine The Things They Would've Gone Viral For When They Were Kids If Social Media Was Around
For many of us in our childhood, social media was not yet available.
Whether that is a good or bad thing depends on the individual.
Budding Crooner
<p>"After receiving the CD as a gift, singing the entirety of Boys II Men's 'I'll Make Love To You' on my 8th birthday to my parents, aunt & uncle, and both sets of grandparents - one of which is VERY religious."</p><p>"Throw your clothes... on the floor... I'm gonna take my clothes off tooOOooOoOo."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ka0v4h/if_social_media_was_around_in_your_childhood_what/gf8fyhh?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">DaWeedNumber</a><br></p>Inspired By 'Coyote Ugly'
<p>"In 5th grade I was in a school musical production where in one song I was the 'boogie woogie reindeer,' and during the song I was supposed to dance. Well, my mom had just showed me the movie Coyote Ugly, so I thought the best course of action was to dance like the girls in that movie. I'm sure there's still a home video out there of the 5th grade boy dancing like a stripper..."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ka0v4h/if_social_media_was_around_in_your_childhood_what/gf7xo2e?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">WrongWayCharlie</a><br></p>Serious Gamer
<p>"Pooping on the floor between arcade games at age seven so I wouldn't lose my place in line to play 'Gauntlet.' I lost my place in line."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Drunkensteine/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Drunkensteine</a><br></p>Wrong Dad
<p>"I was at the airport. Hadn't seen my dad since I got back. Saw a guy with a blazer like my dad's. Jumped onto this random stranger's back as he's looking for his luggage. He must've been so confused!"</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ka0v4h/if_social_media_was_around_in_your_childhood_what/gf7n3vj?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Zedfourkay</a><br></p>Everyone's A Grandpa
<p>"As a toddler I used to call everyone over the age of about 30 'Grandpa'. Irrespective of gender, too. It was an equal opportunities grandpa."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ka0v4h/if_social_media_was_around_in_your_childhood_what/gf8ay09?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">DearPrincessAmy</a><br></p>Not My Dad
<p>"I once fell asleep in an airport chair (i was little and a bit of a contortionist so i found a way to be comfy) but my neck was hurting... in my sleepy/blurry eyed state i just assumed that the man in the blue blazer sitting next to me was my dad and rested my head on his shoulder for support. 2 seconds after i close my eyes again my head drops suddenly as the guy high tails it away from his seat. Not my dad..."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ka0v4h/if_social_media_was_around_in_your_childhood_what/gf80mxo?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">kellybean510</a><br></p>Hurt Pride
<p>"Trying to impress my crush by showing him how high I could kick. I slipped and broke my wrist."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ka0v4h/if_social_media_was_around_in_your_childhood_what/gf7krb9?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">MarsupialRage</a><br></p>Running Out Of Gas
<p>"I sh*t myself as a 6 year old girl at the mall."</p><p>"I farted in the shoe store, and my sister thought it was absolutely hilarious. 'Again!' she exclaimed as I forced a follow-up fart out. In complete hysterics now, 'Again!' she cackled. Another fart. She was laughing so hard she was nearly in tears. 'Again!!!!!!'"</p><p>"Although I no longer had any gas, I pushed as hard as I could, determined to make my sister laugh even harder."</p><p>"Then, a moment too late, I noticed I was sh**tng myself."</p><p>"I can only imagine my sister would have been filming on her iPhone, had they been available in the 90s."</p><p>– <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ka0v4h/if_social_media_was_around_in_your_childhood_what/gf7r5d0?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">pryjar</a><br></p>Bloody Spit
<p>"Ohhh I've got a good one."</p><p>"I was 7 years old and my parents were hosting a family and friends gathering at home. I mostly stayed out of the way and played videogames in the living room and adults would ask me what I was playing and whatever. It was nice."</p><p>"A few hours into the party I wanted some soda. I go to the fridge and see one of those little ice breaking hammers and proceed to stick my tongue to it like the cartoons did to have a laugh. I pulled it off immediately and there was blood everywhere."</p>My mother cannot handle anxiety. She doesn't do feelings well... well sad feelings. She's great with love. So because of this she laughs, incessantly, at the most embarrassing moments. Someone has been murdered, she laughs. Lost your home in a fire, laugh. Your dog was stuck by lightning? Hysteria. It's all a defense mechanism because of her discomfort with emotions. But sometimes it can come off as a tad.... inappropriate?
Laughing is good for the soul. A deep, hearty laugh can save you years on your life, it can even burn calories. And in this day and age Lord do we need some laughter. There is a caveat, some of us do need to be aware of our surroundings when we bust a gut. For instance....
Redditor u/Pegi111 wanted to discuss the times a hearty chuckle may have been a bit ill timed by asking.... What is the worst thing that you have laughed at In public?In need of Autotune....
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzYwNjE0OS9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY1MTU1NzAxMX0.GMwcmdeT7iL4Novn7zRxvY5rvY-iuWsLvokmWdjXhFM/img.gif?width=980" id="7c74d" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="23f26a3fdb646ad2670a74725e54dd31" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="260" data-height="146" />american idol singing GIFGiphy<p>My dad's funeral. My maternal grandfather got very emotional, and when he's emotional, he loses his English and lapses into Welsh. He's also a trained singer, so halfway through one of the hymns he starts bellowing it out in Welsh, which no one else in the church could speak (we live in Scotland). It was funny and awful at the same time. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ijv11k/what_is_the_worst_thing_that_you_have_laughed_at/g3g8v6v?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">MaryNorn</a><span></span></p>Just STOP!
<p>I happened to witness the immediate aftermath of a car accident between this woman and a younger guy who seemed to be a new driver.</p><p>The young guy had a STOP sign and the woman was cussing at him, telling him he should be paying more attention and that he will kill someone if he drives like that. The poor dude was practically speechless and still reeling from the shock of the accident.</p>"I just wanna live"
<p>I pissed myself laughing at my husbands funeral. He had a pretty morbid sense of humor and one of the songs he wanted played was "I Just Wanna Live" by Good Charlotte. In the moment the whole thing just seemed so absurd that I just cracked up laughing. However because most people could only see my back they all assumed I was just crying. But honestly I think that my reaction was pretty normal given the emotional distress that day. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ijv11k/what_is_the_worst_thing_that_you_have_laughed_at/g3h44bo?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">LazerTRex</a></p>Walking Like Deer....
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzYwNjI1OS9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY0MDczNTk0OX0.js9ynAyMAbI_CrpTG-no9SffV7G2jmfEJjzAWQXqOQw/img.gif?width=980" id="9b5ff" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="3b927453b00f134f977f885cd77b2eb5" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="245" data-height="182" />elaine benes dancing GIFGiphy<p>One time in college a few friends and I took a couple giggle stamps and went for a walk down the main drag of town, taking it all in.</p>'Come on and Celebrate'
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzYwNjE1Mi9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYyMDU1NzA4MH0.WjeIUH2E8yXWKwL5dkYRWMGmoeux59t6-yn-t6vfjcw/img.gif?width=980" id="cc1ef" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="c483fa15fe7d2865ea16798ddb05972d" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="480" data-height="340" />sarcastic state of the union GIFGiphy<p>When my dad died we were trying to sort out funeral stuff. We're a religious family and he had chosen Hymns and Bible readings before he died. One of the hymns was an old school 80s praise song called 'Come on and Celebrate.' It involves some cringeworthy synchronized clapping. We're also a pretty musical family so we sang that song in full voice, clapping away and giggling to ourselves knowing how disappointed dad would have been with us if we hadn't given it our all. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ijv11k/what_is_the_worst_thing_that_you_have_laughed_at/g3ieel5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">princess_mothership</a></p>Or so I thought.
<p>I used to be a wedding planner. One wedding was set on a coastal beach. Really great day, I had been working on this for months. Now, the couple decided that the ring bearer would be their labrador and he would have the rings on a ribbon around his neck, fair enough. So a bridesmaid would let him off the lead at the beginning of the aisle and he would trot down to the happy couple. We did test runs and he was really good so he was the least of my problems.</p>Coping....
<p>After the loss of my sister last year which was my first real experience with death and planning a funeral I will never question anyone's behavior at their loved ones funeral. The brains coping behaviors are weird. I went from hysterical laughter to full snot face crying back to hysterical laughter in 2 seconds over and over flat the entire day. There are no "wrong" reactions. I'm sorry for your loss. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ijv11k/what_is_the_worst_thing_that_you_have_laughed_at/g3i9dil?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Tokidoki99</a></p>DADDY!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?!
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzYwNjczNC9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY1OTkzNzkzOX0.iNdEAnRXlHkVlO6V3KUSsl3YAt1432vjeI8HEK5MNeI/img.gif?width=980" id="a634a" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="0c7f07e2aeeb2c78fd7623b193084232" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="400" data-height="400" />Eddie Murphy Shut Up GIF by BounceGiphy<p>Clearly tired dad and his, I'm assuming, 5 year old daughter in a supermarket, following behind him pointing out things that she thinks they need in an obnoxious voice. </p><p>Girl: Daddy, do you know what WE need? </p><p>Dad: <em>silence</em></p>Sit with Us....
<p>I was out with a cousin that I had not seen in quite a while since she lives in another country. We were at a cafeteria/bar type thing. Since she was staying a few days only, she asked me if it was okay if some friends of hers that she hadn't seen in years came along. Told her sure and 10 mins later they come sit with us. </p>Kidney Needed....
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzYwNjkwMC9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY0OTU3MDIxMH0.0IUWaDtxufxKYbc-_qCs_j345t4eNgAQPd2ppCRqDYQ/img.gif?width=980" id="b95e1" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="84598bad3f6200c9ee0f9550036c6449" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="400" data-height="298" />jack nicholson laughing GIFGiphy<p>I was doing storefront fundraising at a WalMart for the non-profit I'm a part of. I pitched a guy on the way in and his reply was "I'll donate to someone else as soon as someone donates me a kidney." </p>Perfect Plank....
<p>My neighbor (60F) was about to open her gate but then she saw us, and she quickly turned around to say hello. Well, she perfectly face planked to the ground while doing so, got up and acted like nothing had happened and continued talking. I tried to ask her if she was okay but couldn't stop laughing. I must have looked like an butthole, it was the most perfect plank I've ever seen. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ijv11k/what_is_the_worst_thing_that_you_have_laughed_at/g3gbjxu?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">indianfootprints</a></p>the nut job
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzk1NzU5Ny9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY3MTI2NDk2M30.BeAHUQ481Lru-QGQaEuGd9mg4m_0QAVkTP7yIPaUEQQ/img.gif?width=980" id="e21cf" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="aaaa3c9e6ef2ec5d75c4ef02d40537a5" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="506" data-height="415" />Kick GIFGiphy<p>A teenager was harassing a middle aged woman in a wheel chair.</p><p>The teenager tried to kick her in the face..... she caught his foot so he fell on his face, she held his foot up and repeatedly kicked his nuts with her giant special boot. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ijv11k/what_is_the_worst_thing_that_you_have_laughed_at/g3g8yq4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">RedbearVIII</a></p>On the Floor....
<p>I was in a restaurant and there was this kid a few seats ahead of me just being loud and annoying, so when he got out of his seat to do god knows what, he tripped and fell on his untied show and face planted into the hardwood floor, i laughed out loud so hard and i got a lot of nasty stares but it was worth it. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ijv11k/what_is_the_worst_thing_that_you_have_laughed_at/g3g82v6?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">MR_MemeLord_</a></p>So Stupid...
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzk1Nzc0NC9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY2MjU4NDgwMH0.XXTy1DqOBZvvhNUk7JruI6ZGm--PABZIETsJTubLAaU/img.gif?width=980" id="4cb29" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="fac0c1bd1381fee74769104dbdac353c" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="400" data-height="275" />new girl facepalm GIF by HULUGiphy<p>I joked about my friend and said he looked like he was having a seizure before my idiotic self realized he actually was having a seizure</p><p><em><strong>Edit: </strong></em>He was fine. Something happened that triggered a ptsd flashback. He has since gotten counseling. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ijv11k/what_is_the_worst_thing_that_you_have_laughed_at/g3gj3e1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank"> comfortablyfaded</a><a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/comfortablyfaded/" target="_blank"></a></p>ya'll know me!
<p>On jury duty for a drunk driving manslaughter case. He agreed to an interview on scene of the accident, drunk as hell. After the officer identified himself on the tape, drunk dude started hollering in a thick southern drawl "ya'll know me! My daughters a street walker down in (nearby town)". I started laughing at that. With the wife and family of the victim visibly upset, staring at me.</p>Ashes to Ashes.....
<p>At my grandma's funeral, when it came time for interment, all of us who'd gone to the cemetery were asked to stay some 50 yards away as they were sodding the whole new area of the cemetery we were in. However, my grandpa wanted to sprinkle some dirt on her casket, so they permitted him to do so, with my mom, aunt, and uncle alongside. </p>Sing Out....
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzk4ODgzNS9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYyMjg3MDUwMX0.-n5f1h4YHdU05QaGCd8NJE2KVDZZVs9RQD7joWZJA9o/img.gif?width=980" id="35712" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="5529ba2b5edc55940cfdb7c52d3310c3" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="500" data-height="275" />sign language GIFGiphy<p>During my graduation ceremony, I was in the front row. We all got up to sing the school's anthem. The song was also gestured (?) in sign language. For some reason I found the person's gestures really silly and I was barely containing myself from erupting into laughter. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ijv11k/what_is_the_worst_thing_that_you_have_laughed_at/g3gbh8e?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank"> I_love_DPs</a><a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/I_love_DPs/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"></a></p>An Attack
<p>When the polish president died in a plane crash in 2012 (I think) there was a nationwide minute of silence. For some reason I couldn't stop laughing, it was like an attack of just laughter because of nothing.</p><p>Anyways my family got pissed and took me away to a room where I sat alone in the darkness and laughed for few minutes till my whole core started to hurt. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ijv11k/what_is_the_worst_thing_that_you_have_laughed_at/g3gebf1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Well-Oiled-Midget</a></p>"thou art butt dust"
<p>My younger sister and I were altar serving on Ash Wednesday. We were probably about 13 and 11 years old.</p><p>The priest is making the cross on each parishioner's forehead with ashes and saying "remember, man, that thou art but dust and to dust thou shalt return."</p><p>My 13 year old brain decided to interpret that as "thou art butt dust" and I snorted.</p><p>That set my sister off and we were both sitting there laughing our asses off and trying to stifle it as much as possible. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ijv11k/what_is_the_worst_thing_that_you_have_laughed_at/g3h2utw?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">bookem_danno</a></p>One Punch...
<img lazy-loadable="true" data-runner-src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzk4ODgyMy9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYzNDczODU2MH0.qGXZ1bRy3waXEA9bXAzy7gMS_NflKa6rK9AH00AdCsI/img.gif?width=980" id="4a190" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="20df0ff9f12f9904e995c9bb3ce44bde" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" data-width="480" data-height="270" />fight punch GIF by Harlem GlobetrottersGiphy<p>I was working at a McDonald's cleaning in front next door I saw a guy walking and some guy comes on his bike behind and lays him out with one punch. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ijv11k/what_is_the_worst_thing_that_you_have_laughed_at/g3g88au?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">Such-Comment5642</a></p>The answer to these questions is the kind without words, and typically involves the far more efficient thrown object or a cold shoulder.