It might be super easy to find the lyrics to a song now that we've all got the entirety of the internet in our pockets, but it didn't used to be so simple. Unless you owned the album, and it was one that actually came with the lyrics on the sleeve/in the case, you just kind of had to guess if the words were unclear.
This led to some extremely amusing, and sometimes mortifyingly embarrassing, misheard lyrics.
Redditor 23andrewb asked:
"What's the your favorite example of misheard lyrics?"
Purple Haze
"Jimi Hendix Purple Haze: ''scuse me while I kiss this guy'"
- Alone_Employment7914
"Roommate back in the day, who would have been about 18 in 1970, told me that Hendrix was aware of the alternate interpretation, and he would gesture at Noel Redding and say ''scuse me while I kiss this guy.'"
- corvid_booster
Bad Moon Rising
"CCR - bad mood rising 'There's a bathroom on the right.'"
- revs201
"That's what I thought as a kid. Still say it now because it's funny."
- br1zzle11
What A Wonderful World
"I see skies of blue And clouds of white The bright blessed day The dogs say goodnight"
- twoferrets
"I woke up my dog laughing at this one."
- UnfaithfulMilitant
"Did the dog say good night?"
- The_Orphanage_42
Why Is Everyone Singing About Lorain?
"I want to know, have you ever seen Lorain."
- Tolbitzironside
"I can see Clearly now, Lorain is gone!"
- AtheneSchmidt
"And I wonder, still I wonder. Who'll stop Lorain."
- legoman_86
"I can't stand Lorain, on my window..."
- Reindeer-Street
"As a child I used to sing 'I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone' and always wondered what poor Lorraine did that was so bad."
- PheonixKernow
Gimme The Beach Boys
"Give me The Beach Boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your Rock and Roll…"
- ChicagoSly
"Wait that’s not the actual lyric?"
- Guilty-Ad-2762
"Hahah. Nope! Beat Boys"
-ChicagoSly
Moves Like Jagger
"'remove my jacket' Instead of 'moves like jagger' Boy I felt dumb."
- wesleybg
"Moobs like Jagger."
- SheitelMacher
"I’ve got the moose vagina! I got that moose vagina! I got that moOose vagina"
- lilfrostgiant
Africa
"I guess it rains down in Africa?"
- walkingtalkingdread
"I’m still somewhat embarrassed to say that I thought it was 'god bless the maids down in Africa'. Thought it was some sort of weird political statement."
- StoopidTumbleweeds
"I wept the drains down in aaafrica isn't right then?"
- enava
"I always heard it as 'I miss the rains down in Africa' and thought that sounded so lovely and melancholic. I was so disappointed by the real lyric lmao"
- milkpen
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
"Hit me with a wet sock, FIRE AWAY!!!!!"
- SpaceTroutCat
Sweet Dreams
"Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am i to disagree"
- __botulism__
"Can't argue that!"
- ATGF
Applause ... or Applesauce?
"When I was 14 my dad was driving me to my boyfriends house. On the way over “Applause” by Lady Gaga came on & my dad sang 'I live for the applesauce applesauce applesauce.' I busted out laughing and mocking him."
"Laughed so hard he turned the car around and took me home."
- Dependent_Border9912
Regulate
"Regulate - Nate Dogg + Warren G. "I can't believe, they're taking Lawrence Welk".
"I used to hear this song and wonder 'Why is a smooth Gangsta like Warren G listening to Lawrence Welk, and why are these thugs stealing his Lawrence Welk records specifically?'"
"Then someone corrected me. 'They're taking Warren's wealth.'"
- ConansMonorail
Here I Go Again
"Song: "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake. Lyric: 'Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne'"
- Intensity_In10Cities
Tiny Dancer
"My favorite misheard lyric is 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza' instead of 'Hold me closer, tiny dancer' by Elton John."
- Queasy_Bus_9388
"Count the head lice on the highway."
- spavolka
Reelin' In The Years
"Steely Dan, instead of 'Are you reelin' in the years?', got 'Are you really into yeast?'"
- snitterisagooddog
"I always heard 'reelin' in the East' but like your version better, lol"
- FarNet2606
You Oughta Know
"'It's not fair, to deny me Of the crosseyed bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know' -Alanis Morissette"
"How could you take her crosseyed bear Dave Coulier"
- lindsasaurusreks
Have you ever embarrassingly misheard the lyrics to a song? How long did it take for you to realize, or for someone to correct you? Let us know in the comments.
This Nonchalant Entry From Elton John's Old Diary Is Going Viral For Just How Legendary It Actually Is
Sir Elton John is an extraordinary force in the music industry and his legacy is being honored with his own biopic, Rocketman.
In the 1970s, John chronicled his grandiose life as his career was reaching for the stratosphere in a diary.
Based on the snippets mentioned in The Observer, his crazy rock star lifestyle is something that needs to be depicted on screen.
Looking back, the 72-year-old five-time-Grammy winner said he and his lyricist Bernie Taupin were unaware of the impact his music was making early in his career.
"Understandably, Bernie and I had no idea what the hell was going on – you know, I hadn't even wanted to be a rock star in the first place, I just wanted to be a successful songwriter – but it just got bigger and bigger over the next few years."
Good read. “I kept a diary...I wrote everything down in this matter-of-fact way, which ends up making it seem even… https://t.co/4IIolEEZlk— Stephen Moran (@Stephen Moran) 1558890074.0
He introduced an entry from his journal in which he unintentionally came off as "hilarious" and "even more preposterous."
"I kept a diary the whole time, and it's inadvertently hilarious. I wrote everything down in this matter-of-fact way, which ends up making it seem even more preposterous."
On one particular day, his list of accomplishments was the stuff of viral sensations by today's standards.
"Woke up, watched Grandstand. Wrote Candle in the Wind.
Went to London, bought Rolls-Royce. Ringo Starr came for dinner."
Elton John wins the award for the best diary entry ever (quoted in today’s Observer). “Woke up, watched Grandstand… https://t.co/kgl0bGNN8w— Stig Abell (@Stig Abell) 1558885973.0
The retrospective of his days activities did indeed go viral when Stig Abell, an editor for the Times Literary Supplement, shared the quote on Twitter, racking up over 36k likes.
What did Ringo have to say? And did he bring wine?
@StigAbell I would like to read Ringo's entry on his diary for that same day— Lucia Cervera G.C. (@Lucia Cervera G.C.) 1558897811.0
Twitter had some ideas.
@lucyheisinger @StigAbell Went to Elton’s for tea. For some reason he only gave me the cheap plonk and had padlocked the cocktail cabinet.— Beanybear (@Beanybear) 1558899200.0
@lucyheisinger @StigAbell Yellow Submarine. Octopus’s Garden. Why did those gets give me all the aquatic stuff to s… https://t.co/EFrQ6MnRNV— Between the Lines (@Between the Lines) 1558914117.0
@lucyheisinger @StigAbell Got up, played drums, went to Elton's for tea, went home. Peace & Love.— Peter Cubbin (@Peter Cubbin) 1558907265.0
Others began comparing their summaries from days past that included everything from banal activities, extravagant happenings, and everything in between.
@StigAbell Second best. https://t.co/bhWZTt4qsC— John Self (@John Self) 1558886118.0
@john_self @StigAbell May I humbly present an entry from the diary of my late Nanna, Sept 2001? https://t.co/Wd5FFk2bBR— Emma Wright (@Emma Wright) 1558891066.0
@StigAbell That is excellent. This from Richard Burton... https://t.co/u3hsXQpLqX— John Gerard (@John Gerard) 1558949714.0
@StigAbell Fabulous. I recently read a 1925 diary entry by a Franciscan monk at the Santa Barbara mission - "Had j… https://t.co/tzzmCYMZDb— Jane Gerson (@Jane Gerson) 1558891199.0
One entry went back almost two centuries.
@StigAbell I saw this a loved it! https://t.co/tfJvTeV18C— Lyndsey (@Lyndsey) 1558892983.0
Sometimes, the most mundane things in life stay with you forever.
For John, watching his life unfold on screen was a "disconcerting one, like having an incredibly vivid dream."
"And the story of how I ended up in a cinema, crying my eyes out at the sight of my family 60 years ago, is a long and convoluted one. And it begins, naturally enough, with a naked transgender woman with sparks flying out of her vagina."
Now that sounds like an appropriate beginning to the legendary singer's ostentatious and wondrous life.
Rocketman will premiere in theaters on May 31.
Taron Egerton Singing 'Tiny Dancer' With Elton John Is A Total Swoonfest
Taron Egerton by himself is already a swoonfest.
The star of both Kingsman films is a career dreamboat and he knows it, 100%.
For example, take a look at him in this Giorgio Armani CUSTOM MADE tuxedo:
And look at him just casually hanging out at the piano like a little lounge lizard:
And being adorable with his little sister:
There aren't enough heart eyes emojis in the world.
Thankfully, Egerton in all his tuxedoed glory swept in with Sir Elton John at the keys to close out the viewing party at the Elton John AIDS Foundation of the 91st Academy Awards after the weirdest acceptance speech ever from the team of worst Best Picture winner Green Book.
Elton John & Taron Egerton - 'Tiny Dancer' (Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party)www.youtube.com
UGH. HOLD ME CLOSER TARON EGERTON.
-Ahem- Excuse us, we mean, "Hold me closer Tiny Dancer."
Egerton's voice soars with each carefully crafted note, and the addition of Sir Elton John on the keys made this moment magical.
Thank you #EltonJohn for bringing my favorite song you created home. Elton John & Taron Egerton - ‘Tiny Dancer’ (E… https://t.co/DcDyHgvxEq— Maggie Morris-Calderon (@Maggie Morris-Calderon) 1551226071
Elton and Taron teamed up for this surprise performance of 'Tiny Dancer' at the 27th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundat… https://t.co/dWDi08GW2y— JUSTIN ANDERSON (@JUSTIN ANDERSON) 1551218388
taron egerton singing with elton john is something I didn’t realise I needed to see but oh my god I’m emotional and… https://t.co/H6XbKUU1Qn— megan-hâf (@megan-hâf) 1551213755
Egerton is actually slated to play Elton John in the upcoming Elton John not-quite-biopic-but-not-quite-not-biopic Rocketman, which the actor says will be an interesting take on John's "formative years."
"It's a fantasy musical so it's actually his songs used to express important beats in his life at emotional moments. He's not the only character that sings. It's going to be fun."
Taron Egerton sings one line from "Your Song" in #Rocketman trailer. Me: https://t.co/O94T76KTjF— Paige Catton (@Paige Catton) 1550758906
The two also took the cutest Instagram photo ever to bring the night home:
So this happened 😍 #ProudOfMyBoys #Rocketman @rocketmanmovie @TaronEgerton @eltonofficial https://t.co/5KYuhRURLn— Bryce Dallas Howard (@Bryce Dallas Howard) 1551121694
“Oh, how it feels so real.” 🎶 If you missed it, check out Elton and @TaronEgerton performing 'Tiny Dancer' togethe… https://t.co/Fpxk7dQPWH— Elton John (@Elton John) 1551219300
As if Taron Egerton was already sexy enough, boy can SING😍😍 https://t.co/ASkVGJk40S— emma (@emma) 1551111120
Rocketman is slated for release on May 31st, 2019.
Is it May yet? If this video is even a small bit of what we can expect, Rocketman will blow us away.
Holiday commercials tend to be tear-jerkers.
Every year we think we're ready for them, and for the most part we're okay... but there are always one or two that hit us right in the feels and leave us blinking back tears.
This year, John Lewis & Partners—a UK company—came out swinging. Their first holiday commercial of the season features Sir Elton John taking a look back at his life.
The commercial opens with Elton sitting at a piano and then flashes back through his life as a rock star, a struggling musician, a kid at talent shows and jamming out at home and finally a young boy receiving his first piano as a gift. The commercial then returns to present-day Elton and you realize the piano he is sitting at is the one his mother gave him as a young boy.
We'd love to say "cue the waterworks" but if we're honest we started crying the first time the commercial showed Elton's mom looking at him and beaming with pride, love and encouragement.
We did a this thing:
The commercial ends with a simple but profound thought:
Sometimes gifts are more than just a gift.
Where would Elton John be without that piano from his mom? Would he have eventually found this path?
Or would he have stayed the restrained Reginald and gone into accounting or something? Elton John has inspired musicians, the LGBTQ+ community, activists and more.
Without him, where would they be? Would the world really be a measurably different place had that first piano not been a gift?
John Lewis & Partners really knows how to frame the importance of a gift. No pressure. Jeez.
Now that we're done sobbing and we texted our mom to say thanks, we wanted to share the commercial so you could see for yourselves.
John Lewis & Partners Christmas Ad 2018 - #EltonJohnLewis 🎹YouTube
Twitter hasn't stopped sobbing.
I’ve watched the Elton John commercial like 12 times today and I’m still not okay— syd (@syd) 1542382024.0
If the upcoming Elton John biopic #RocketMan ends up being 10% as effective as this commercial, then it’ll be Best… https://t.co/XjjXYxs0Ze— Unfiltered Lens (@Unfiltered Lens) 1542405015.0
Everybody in my house is bawling at this Elton John commercial and that includes me and I’m also watching football— Jason Isbell (@Jason Isbell) 1542510323.0
"Hurt" by Johnny Cash is the best video I've ever seen as far as encapsulating an artist's life and legacy. But thi… https://t.co/nazHUcPmny— Jeff Cobb (@Jeff Cobb) 1542296565.0
At a stop light? Watch the Elton John commercial. Cry. Heating up food in the microwave? Watch the Elton John co… https://t.co/C11NOoRv8U— Jenna Lou (@Jenna Lou) 1542408181.0
Yo give an academy award to whoever made that Elton John commercial. Amazing— DWN613 (@DWN613) 1542377190.0
The Elton John commercial emotionally ruined me.— Caitlin Tremblay (@Caitlin Tremblay) 1542552111.0
@eltonofficial @jlandpartners As the proud mama of a very talented singer/actress I loved the scene of his mom watc… https://t.co/G8U6kJOYEI— Mamma Rose (@Mamma Rose) 1542375283.0
@AlexHolleyFOX29 OMG! Getting ready for work and the Elton John commercial has me ugly crying. Thanks guys!— Karen (@Karen) 1542378784.0
(see, it wasn't just us who had this reaction!)
Full disclosure, I’ve watched the Elton John commercial five times already this morning and I am flaming hot mess o… https://t.co/QgM0WnJLGc— Ryan Moynes (@Ryan Moynes) 1542294728.0
@allicatFL @ananavarro @eltonofficial I know, right?!😭— Miss Cindy (@Miss Cindy) 1542429404.0
@jaguar06_rick @JKCorden Thank god and Elton for showing us that boys play the piano and for god, for not letting you GO anwhere💕— Corinne May (@Corinne May) 1542405602.0
Thinking about the way Elton John’s mom looks when she gives him the piano in the commercial. https://t.co/dwzQzRh45f— MaddingMadMadMadWorld (@MaddingMadMadMadWorld) 1542376574.0
But we think James Corden may have summed it up best with his simple tweet.
Holy shit. This commercial. https://t.co/aXewAG5C3i— James Corden (@James Corden) 1542267919.0
Holy sh*t indeed, James.