Redditor 0hnj0hn88 was determined to find out if kids were being taken advantage of for being too naive and gullible and asked:
"What did you learn in Elementary school that turned out to be false/ a lie when you reached adulthood?"
We loved animals so much as kids, we were bound to believe everything we were told about them.
Hands Off The Duck
"If you touch a baby duck it’s mother will reject it."
– murphy_girl
"Yea ducks really don't give a f'k. I've seen two mama ducks cross paths and unknowingly exchange a few babies with each other."
– matticans7pointO
Gargantuan Penguins
"I learned in Kindergarten that emperor penguins were the same height as us, (true at the time), but as I grew, I still thought that they were still the same height as I am. Then, as a teenager, I was surprised when I saw penguins at the zoo that they were only 3-4 feet or so, and not my actual height."
– hoodie_monsta
Bearly Asleep
"Apparently bears just nap a lot in the winter and don’t take a 3 month mega nap."
– IMNOTBOBFOSSE
Extinction
"We were taught that platypus (platypi?) were extinct. Not endangered, not almost extinct. Just extinct. Imagine my surprise when I discover the internet."
"Also, for whatever reason we were taught that granite was a metamorphic rock. I'm taking college geology and it has shown me that all previous education prior to college is obsolete."
– kjaark
People recall how interactions with other students wound up being different from what was previously thought.
Behind The Teasing
"If someone is picking on you that means they like you.. no. Some people are sh**ty bullies and are picking on your because your an easy target."
– archibauldis99
Hopeful Predictions
"Drugs would be easy to come by, you’ll make friends easily, that people will be helpful when you’re in need and you ask."
– Ghostoftommorrow
Taking Abuse
"That I should never stand up to a bully. I should stop reacting so they would get bored and leave me alone. That if I ever fought back I would be suspended so it wouldn't be worth it. (Don't worry! Every time I went to the teachers for help I was told I needed to share my lunch so it wouldn't get stolen, I needed to be more forgiving and understanding because the girl who attacked me was on the cheer team, etc. so this didn't give me some lasting problems with conflict! Nopenopenope!)"
–LuckyCandle
Many Redditors were gullible.
Easy On The Fingers
"That cracking your fingers gives you arthritis."
– Taylorcurley
"Cracking your knuckles just stretches the space between your joints, and that space has fluid in it to cushion your joints. The cracking sound is just air bubbles in that fluid popping. No harm done, no arthritis or larger knuckles."
– hellishbubble
Taking Notes
"That I can’t use my notes in life."
"TF does that even mean? I’m always looking at my notes when I do my job."
– Kanden_27
Skies The Limit
"That being an astronaut is way harder than they sell it as palpable career."
– FreshKittyPowPow
Hush
"We had a teacher tell us that we only had so many uses before our vocal cords stopped working so wasting it small talking during class would cause us to go mute in our 30s."
– H20fearsme
Permanent Expression
"That my face was gonna get stuck like this 🤪"
– icantsaycaterpillar
College Guarantee
"That if I went to college I would get a good job and be able to buy a big house with a pool."
– Takingover4da99and00
I remember being told swallowing gum was bad because it would stay in my digestive system for seven years.
Sure, gum is not meant for swallowing, but I did it anyway and legit believed that other incoming food would get stuck to the flavorless putty lining my stomach.
What did you believe to be true for the longest time?
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I know I've looked at a bunch of my friend's kids and thought... "You're raising a psycho!" "You're raising an idiot!" Sometimes it's just obvious. And then sometimes you're thrown a curveball. I wonder what teachers catch more of...
The Genius?
School Teacher GIF by Sesame StreetGiphy"The student whose social skills were non-existent and whose academics were equally as troubling is in college taking nuclear physics. I swear he was easily like 3 grades behind when I knew him in primary/junior grades (Canada)."
Apologies...
"I had a student that used to get into fights and was extremely aggressive and violent towards others, on the last day of fifth grade his last words to me and his class were "F you!" -- many years later he came back to the school I'd been teaching at and looked for me so he could give me a big hug and apologize. In his words, "I was garbage when I was here, thank you for putting up with me and I'm sorry."
"I cried like a baby - I was so proud of him."
"E: You know, teaching can sometimes be a thankless job and a lot of the things I'm really proud about are usually only shared between me and my students (they don't give out a lot of medals to teachers ya know). Anyway, thanks for your time and attention. Overwhelmed by how many people got to share one of the best moments of my career with me in this friggin' post!"
The Inspiration
"I had a severe speech impediment in elementary school to the point where teachers would foist me off in the reading room (for kids with learning impairments and difficulty reading to get extra assistance) during class despite the fact that I was writing and reading at a very high level."
"The only person who vouched for me was my speech teacher. I met with her 3x a week during elementary school, she allowed me to stay in her classroom during lunch when they forced us to go to the playground and it was 5 degrees out, she gave me work to do over the summer so I could get to a point where I could actually say my name properly which had been my only goal."
"She encouraged me to tell my fifth grade teacher that I was reading at a higher level than he suspected, and, buoyed by her confidence in me, I did it and was moved to the highest reading group. I just told my parents this story earlier this year and they were so angry I had been ashamed to share, but grateful I had an adult vouching for me."
"I ended up 'graduating' speech in fifth grade after years of working with her and she was so proud. She had changed my life and given me the gift of speech. She believed in me when other teaching professionals simply heard me talk and assumed that it was easiest to assume I was a slow learner."
"I am now the communications director for a government official in my country. I messaged her on Facebook when I first got my job to tell her that I wouldn't be where I am without her. She remembered me (of course, she said - I wouldn't let her forget me😅) and she couldn't be more proud. She is one of my biggest online cheerleaders and I couldn't be more grateful for her work... I quite literally would not be where I am without her."
Best Excuses For Late Assignments That Were Actually True | George Takei’s Oh Myyy
Still true Today
"I'm not one of these great success stories but I'm back home visiting and actually ran into my 3rd grade teacher at Starbucks. I was working on my laptop (WFH but my parents WiFi is crap so I work at Starbucks when I visit). I saw her sit down and it just kept bugging me why she looked so familiar because I swear when I was in 3rd grade I thought she was at least in her 50s so she would have to be like, in her late 70s now or something like that (chalk it up to a child's memory)."
"Anyway when I noticed she was getting ready to leave I asked if she was Ms. 3rd grade and she said yes with a kind of confused tone and I explained who I was and that she had been my teacher. She was SO EXCITED to see a former student and kept thanking me for taking a chance and saying hi to her and that she wished more students would do that because she loves getting to hear about her former students lives."
"So I guess if you are on the other side of this question and you see a former teacher, don't be afraid to reach out and just say hi, explain who you are and just thank them for their role in your education. She remembered me as the little girl obsessed with acting and reading. Still true today."
The Quiet
angry millie bobby brown GIF by ConverseGiphy"Not me, but know a guy, lovely quiet chap who lived to draw. Teacher said his work was no good. Went on to be a senior effects artist and later works for a major computer games company and can of course, draw."
See... I told you. Psycho or Idiot. Easy to pick out. Although, some of these stories turned out a genuine surprise. And thankfully they seem to be good surprises.
breaking bad
Oh My God Omg GIF by Teachers on TV LandGiphy"Was connected on social media with a former grade school teacher who shared a news article about a former student who got arrested for selling meth with an estimated worth of half a million dollars."
"P.s. The teacher is now a High school teacher."
"Smart Kids"
"I guess my mom might count since she's worked at the elementary school I attended since 1993, but she recently told me about one of my elementary school classmates. I was actually pretty good friends with him, but I thought he was a bit slow? And apparently, he had been evaluated for learning disorders several times in early grade school."
"He apparently just started a surgery fellowship at a prestigious hospital in Philadelphia. He definitely worked very hard in grade school and middle school, and now that I look back, he definitely sought out the "smart kids" in class and tried to befriend them and see how they thought."
He Made It!
"My brother was tutored by an elementary school teacher and he was a complete mess of a student as a kid. She was helping him transition from a top prep school to public school because the preP school didn't feel he would ever amount to much in their care. She tried several methods to keep him organized and help his reading skills to no avail. She continuously checked in with his teacher (worked at the same school) to see his progress and constantly had to talk to him on behalf of the teacher. Everyone loved him, he was just an utter mess."
"We ran into her a year ago and got to tell her that he got a full ride to law school at an Ivy League school. Blew her mind, but proof that some kids thrive in different learning environment. Terrible through traditional school but when he got to college, he thrived because of breaks between classes, time to study, picked his classes which were focused then trying to cover a thousand topics in a year, and got to know his teachers. Thank goodness for my parents holding out hope all those years ha ha."
No Reasoning!
"Not me, but a kid who used to be my friend..."
"He was studios. He got good grades. Teachers loved him. He was well behaved. He wasn't bullied. He didn't bully other kids. He had a lot of friends. He wasn't popular, but he wasn't unpopular. He was definitely more popular than me though. No one had a problem with him. Since he got good grades his parents let him do whatever he wanted. They bought him whatever he wanted."
"He had the latest video games and consoles as they came out. We loved sleeping over his house because we could stay up all night, jump on the trampoline at 2 in the morning, and we didn't even have to sneak out for mischief. We could just walk out the door. Anyways, he moved in 8th grade. I was sad. A couple years back someone sends me a facebook message of a local article. This guy stabbed someone 23 times and is awaiting a murder trial. I have no clue where his life took a hard left turn, but it did clearly."
The New Guard
Giphy"I've been on our PTA for a long time, does that count? There was a very skinny quiet kid who was super smart."
"The other kids picked on him quite a lot but he never stood up for himself. I always thought he would work for NASA or something as he was so smart. I saw his Linkedin a few months ago and he is now a prison officer at a maximum security prison."
Again, thank you teachers. Also, the life saying that seems to constantly resurface, probably because its the truest, fits here best. Never judge a book by its cover. No matter how weathered.
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Out of the 15 total teachers at Oak Street Elementary, seven of them are expecting babies sometime between March and October of 2019.
The school shared the news with their Facebook followers.
When fourth grade teacher Tara Johnson was the seventh person to find out she was pregnant, she went and told her boss.
She said principal Ashley Miller was flabbergasted.
"I was sitting down at my computer, and I had turned around and said to her, 'Are you kidding me?' Then, I had to tell her congratulations," said Miller.
One of the women is even pregnant with twins, meaning a total of eight babies are joining the Oak Street Elementary family.
"To me, it just becomes comical because like it was a lot when there were three of us and then there were four of us and then there were five of us and then there were seven of us, so it just kind of became funny to me at that point," said Johnson to KSN.
Baby boom: 7 Goddard elementary school teachers expecting https://t.co/CWNGNhWiQJ— Carly Willis (@Carly Willis) 1553556333.0
Seven teachers are pregnant at the same time at Oak Street Elementary in Goddard, Kansas https://t.co/wpsrUH0z3N https://t.co/m6CrVzePo7— Kristen Neville (@Kristen Neville) 1553875924.0
"The Oak Street kindergarten classes of 2024-2025 are growing by the day!" the school district joked. https://t.co/cLUu2PHIOY— WIBW (@WIBW) 1553559300.0
Seven teachers are pregnant at the same time at Elementary School! #BMS https://t.co/q96FFeIy1a— Billy Madison (@Billy Madison) 1553878386.0
"One of the things the Goddard School District talks about a lot is being one big family. That's one of the things that they really push and really strive for and so this kind of proves it," said Kelli Jo Sheahon, one of the other moms-to-be-the one who is expecting twins.
Meanwhile, principal Ashley Miller joked that it might be a good investment to add a nursery to the school.
Has anyone checked the water there? https://t.co/bME7d4LA3m— ElectionFilter (@ElectionFilter) 1553801846.0
In the last week or so, I have seen articles about 9 nurses being pregnant at the same time, followed by 7 firefigh… https://t.co/gQwBhT97uJ— Cathy (@Cathy) 1553798488.0
Wow. https://t.co/BexSOmqGgI— Chrisofthemount (@Chrisofthemount) 1553801880.0
BABY BONANZA: 7 of the 15 classroom teachers at Oak Street Elementary School are expecting. One of the women is pregnant with twins. 👶👶👶— Mark Feuerborn (@Mark Feuerborn) 1553608485.0
7 teachers at a Kansas elementary school are all pregnant at the same time, and it's adorable https://t.co/rzdqwWPfvm— Lorraine Rizzo (@Lorraine Rizzo) 1553861492.0
Miller has already found long term substitutes to fill the positions of the roughyl half of her staff who will be gone on maternity leave for the near future.
"What we really need right now is a sponsorship from, like, Pampers or Huggies or somebody," she joked.
The women, though bewildered at the coincidence, say they're happy to be experiencing pregnancy and motherhood together.
We will be sending well wishes to Goddard, Kansas for safe births and happy motherhood!
Meanwhile in Maine, NINE labor and delivery nurses at Maine Medical Center in Portland, Maine are all expecting.
The hospital shared the news with a photo of eight of the nine.
Maine Medical Center posted:
"How's this for a baby boom? Nine of our nurses (8 of whom are in this photo) are expecting babies between April and July! Congratulations!"
Have you heard about our baby boom? Nine of our labor and delivery nurses (eight are pictured) are due between Apri… https://t.co/oZqoG8J26g— Maine Medical Center (@Maine Medical Center) 1553525835.0
The story was picked up by Good Morning America.
9 labor and delivery nurses at Maine Medical Center are pregnant at the same time!! https://t.co/OkPvpwHcpX https://t.co/r3ITjTtaTf— Good Morning America (@Good Morning America) 1553617800.0
@GMA Wouldn’t catch me drinking that water!!!— Loriskds4 (@Loriskds4) 1553619598.0