doing cool things

You know when you do something awesome but can't keep any evidence of it? It makes for a good story at least, and deep down, you take pride in your personal truth. Let the haters think what they want, it happened.

BlakeLikesCash asked boss Redditors: What's the coolest thing you have done that you don't have proof that you did?

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