Since the global pandemic, we've learned a lot about some of the people around us...
<p>Such as the fact that they don't believe in science or facts. Though they use science to get through their daily lives (internet, transportation, medication, etc.), somehow, part of the population is convinced that the virus is a conspiracy created just to inconvenience them.<br></p><p>We're all familiar with such folks. That's why Redditor u/yenake asked, <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" rel="dofollow" target="_blank">"What is the dumbest Coronavirus theory you heard from someone?"</a></p>
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20. Follow the money...
<p>That it was invented by anyone. You're a ****ng idiot if you're suggesting people are out here bioengineering diseases in secret and also not selling a cure that works.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g11tcnn?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">Leftieswillrule</a></p><!-- Insticator API Fire Widget -->
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I never heard the melanin theory....
<p>I just remember early on when cases were still low there were black people who truly believed they couldn't get it because they have more melanin in their skin...and now the black community unfortunately has some of the most cases so look how that turned out</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0w772k?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">madeuread</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_2" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Reversable masks!
<p>That wearing the mask blue side out protects others, while wearing the white side out protects yourself.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0vvve3?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">palisbee</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_3" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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The one thing leaders will cooperate on
<p>That viruses in general don't exist and that Corona was invented to take away fundamental rights in my country. Sure, the countries in the world can never agree on anything, but suddenly they can all work together and fake a global pandemic to take away rights from people in one country.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0vl61v?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">Flower_Power0402</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_4" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Viruses aren't homophobic
<p>Hey, remember that priest that said Coronavirus is God's punishment for the gays. And then he caught it.</p><p>If he truly believes what he said, the only logical conclusion must be that he's gay.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0vjft6?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Snoo74401</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_5" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Everyone needs to wear a mask
<p>That it's a conspiracy to kill off black people by restricting our breathing with the masks, and that all white people are in on it.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0vft7w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">eddmario</a></p>Still waiting on that Rapture
<p>In my moms words "Coronavirus was created by the shadow elite and as agents of the devil And bIg pharma they're going to make billions of dollars off the vaccine and the vaccine, which is synonymous with the mark of the beast, will contain bio chips,poison, and gene altering compounds that will fill our bodies with cancer all while making us their slaves and we will suffer for the remainder of our time on earth until the rapture begins and we are sentenced to hell on earth."</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0vf8t4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">JeffTheJockey</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_6" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Stay away from my knee fluid
<p>That doctors made up Covid-19 so they could steal synovial fluid off people and sell it in the black market. Just a drop of this fluid is worth billions, and all medical staff are out to lie to you ate steal your knee synovial fluid.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0vblvu?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">Axolotegirl</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_7" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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The aliens did it
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzU3MzQ0MS9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY1MDMxMjA1OH0.1PZLRwucRFDoYZdimZ_O90Tfbr0CgaV4YB-iVuEhbGs/img.gif?width=980" id="a9ddb" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="96d5ed672c3eeec2bed1b3915b697c58" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />party dancing GIFGiphy<p>My cousin said that the reason the virus started was due to the space defense system failing to stop an alien from reaching Earth.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0v7o30?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">donut__98</a></p><div data-conversation-spotlight style="min-height:90px"></div>
Some presidential advice
<p>You should inject yourself with cleaning supplies to ward away covid.</p><p>Thanks Donald, that's really helpful. What should if there's a fire? Open all the windows and doors, and wait inside for help?</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0v6zq7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">wormnoodles</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_8" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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The world doesn't revolve around you
<p>That it doesn't exist because "I don't know anyone who has it"</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0sn988?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">platypus_pine68</a></p><p>I had a few customers say something similar. "I've never met someone that had it." You can imagine their surprise when I said "well, now you have." The responses were everything from incredibly dismissive to revulsion to genuine fear.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0t15km?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">joshuabeebe</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_9" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Phones aren't even that reliable
<p>Wire inside masks (the one that on certain masks you have to push down to make tighter over your nose) is connected to 5G towers and is making the coronavirus worse. Coworker was dead serious, too.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0sh43r?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">wesley4122</a></p><p>That's incredible tech if you can get reliable connections from stuff in a 5-pack at the dollar store. Wish Sprint was that reliable.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0srhn6?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">ThisMeansWarm</a></p><div id="taboola-mid-article-1x1" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Spoiler - there's no chip
<p>One of my cousins told me that 5G chips are directly inserted in the masks offered by institutions and you get directly infected by wearing the masks.</p><p>I asked him to prove it to me by showing me a 5G chip in one of the masks.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0s84i3?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">yenake</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_10" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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They were a no show
<p>In March my country's health minister basically said that Corona will all blow over by April. When asked what will be different in April, he responded something to the effect of "The messiah will come in April".</p><p>Spoiler alert: no messiah. (I could be somewhat foggy on the details.)</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0sx204?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Alchemical_Toilet</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_11" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Where'd they get that idea?
<p>Coronavirus can spread through in-game voicechat</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0sv47j?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">NotDaWeed</a></p><p rel="dofollow">Had a friend hang up on me when I told her I tested positve</p><p rel="dofollow"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0te1zs?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" rel="dofollow">IWearBones138</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_12" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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I'll take my chances
<p>some people seriously believe that corona virus can be cured by drinking cow urine</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0sew47?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">redditusser1788</a></p><p>I'd rather take my chances with the virus.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0sfjox?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">NoOneShallPassHassan</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_13" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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How to lose a crush immediately
<p>A guy I knew and liked told me to my face that 5G towers were giving people Covid. Nothing I said would shift him In that belief. In the end I just told him that was what Flatards would say and he took massive offence. Haven't seen him since</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0sm4x1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">pinkvinny</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_14" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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The source does not exist
<p>That 'COVID-19' stands for 'China Originating Viral Infectious Disease - (batch) 19.' WHO confirmed it and everything apparently. No sources available when I asked for them.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0sbm7w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">Yanigan</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_15" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Drink your beers in peace
<p>You can get corona from the beer corona people actually believed and tried to ban the beer </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0s847w?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">connaman07</a></p><p>If the Corona beer company went out of business because of human stupidity I would literally design a rocket and **** off into space somewhere else.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i5yckm/what_is_the_dumbest_coronavirus_theory_you_heard/g0st337?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">Levoire</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_16" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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People Share The 'Plot Holes' In Their Religion That They Find Hardest To Reconcile
August 06 | 2020
Religion can be a beautiful thing...
<p>But even the most devoted can notice flaws. While learning the stories behind your faith, or reading religious texts, there may be some passages that make you do a double take. Maybe it's outdated or completely lacking logic, but sometimes there can be humor found in it.</p><p>Redditor <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/" rel="dofollow" target="_blank">u/sebastian-yrigoyen</a> asked people to share the plot holes they've noticed while practicing their religion, and some people made very good points.</p>
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Could someone explain the rules for heaven?
<p>Late to the party, but in Islam there's the belief that God knows everything you will do before you're even born. Meaning that we don't control our own actions. At the same time, to get into Heaven, you need to-- of your own accord-- pray 5 times daily, read the Quran, etc. So my thing is this: If God knows what everyone is gonna do beforehand, and He <em>knows</em> people aren't gonna do what it takes to get into Heaven (cause he is omniscient); doesn't this then mean that God has already decided who goes to Heaven and who gets Hell? Cause there's no possible way in any Abrahamic religion (cause they all operate under the "do this to get into paradise" thing and all have God knowing everything before it happens) that we'd be able to try to get into Heaven. And this is just the tip of the iceberg on questions</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/g0ejf3g?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">tartarcassy</a></p><!-- Insticator API Fire Widget -->
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We are created as we should be
<p>I would say about 3/4 of hardcore Christians think being LGBT is wrong and against their god, but then also say that "God created everyone exactly how he wants them to be" like ?????</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/g068kdw?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">IsMyNameGage</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_2" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Many people die in that book
<p>I want to know why so many Christians say that murder is wrong but ignore all the killing that God did in the Bible. Like, how do they justify drowning everyone except Noah and his family?</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/g02xlw5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">Arkady2009</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_3" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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When was sin created?
<p>I am a Christian and a thing that has really puzzled me is that if Adam and Eve ever gave birth to a child wouldn't it be a sin even if marriage wasn't a thing back then? Like despite marriage not being a thing back then it would still technically be a sin in the future. Or did God make marriage a thing in the future and just brush it off since Marriage wasn't a thing back then? I am confusion.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/g02nwho?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">TacoRaco1</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_4" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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The mysterious story of Easter
<p>Why did they roll a big rock over the the entrance of the cave where Jesus's body was taken to after he died? It seems like something that was insanely impractical for people to do at the time. Was it common practice to throw bodies in a cave and then seal it? If so, was Jesus the last body to be put in? To a non-believer, it just seems like something the story added to make the story more convincing, but it doesn't really make sense outside of the set up for a resurrection story.</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_5" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>On the same subject, I've heard a preacher talk about how Jesus basically teleported out of the cave after the resurrection, but god apparently sent an angel to sit on the boulder which was moved out of the way (for no reason). That implies that not only was there a resurrection, but god thought it wasn't miraculous enough and had to add a dash of showmanship to the whole coming back from the dead thing. What's up with that?</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/g02cxj2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">piejam</a></p>
To see is to believe
<p>Why has there been no "holy magical" moments in our time like there's nothing to actually show gods presence. And that's why I'm secretly unreligous(my parents are religious)</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/g02aohg?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">YolospaceP</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_6" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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The ridiculous life spans of Biblical figures
<p>Christians claim that the people in the Bible lived to be absurdly old. For example, they say that Noah was around 650 years old when he built the ark and didn't die until he was older then 900. How could this even be remotely possible? It doesn't make sense because they would have lived much shorter lives then we do in the present. They wouldn't have had access to modern medicine or anything.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/g028qt0?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow">I_Miss_You_Babe</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_7" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Plot points were suddenly abandoned
<p>So we all know that Jesus is the main focus of the new testament, but my biggest question is, what happened to him between the ages of 12 and 30</p><p>In the entirety of the bible itself,a number of immaculate creatures were named (such as the Behemoth, Leviathan,etc.) but not heard of after being mentioned and no one has ever interacted with them ever since</p><p>(Although I've read other christian texts, this is going to be one for people have not) where did giants come from, and even more astonishingly, where did they go</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/g023jba?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Micah_the_grxat</a></p><div data-conversation-spotlight style="min-height:90px"></div>
No one ever told you about the aquarium on the ark?
<p>What happened to all the fresh water fish in the flood</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyq970?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">notyourgod1</a></p><p>Noah had a 50 gallon aquarium on the ark</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyqbi2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Corleone_Michael</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_8" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Careful who you say that to
<p>I was raised a Scientologist. There are many plot holes.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzywqxq?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">vonshiza</a></p><p>This is the trouble when your messenger is a 2 bit sci-fi author with fraudulent tendencies.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/g00a0yv?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">DMMMOM</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_9" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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The dating pool was pretty nonexistent
<p>"In the beginning there was Adam and Eve" Ok, I'm following that. 2 people on the planet.</p><p>They had 2 sons named Cain and Able. Yep, still with it. 4 people on the planet.</p><p>Cain killed Able. Ok, thats down to 3 people on the planet.</p><p>Cain took a wife. Wait, wut?</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzd4wz?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">WiganLad82</a></p><div id="taboola-mid-article-1x1" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Mythology is all over the place
<p>This isn't my religion, but I always found it hypocritical that the gods punished Oedipus for sleeping with his mother without realizing it, despite the fact that Zeus married his own sister while being fully aware that they were siblings.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzys493?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">6x6-shooter</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_10" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Loki's backstory is actually tricky
<p>why doesn't Sleipnir have the same sentience as his half siblings when they're all children of Loki? where does all the extra mead from Heiðrún go? and that's only the beginning.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyrnh3?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">dsnano</a></p><p>This person just admitted they're a viking and no one noticed.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzpxh3?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">paganbreed</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_11" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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I imagine they were hard to miss
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzUzNzgxNi9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYxNDEyOTE5OX0.ZRyqoeWBBmwLjWytmjjdnXahzdw2HsxhYSBjR2c9lUE/img.gif?width=980" id="7e8a9" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="86392ce624a166ff3ccb5560a4501169" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />theme park dinosaur GIFGiphy<p>The lack of dinosaurs.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyzrmi?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">PalookaOfAllTrades</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyzrmi?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank"></a>Fun fact the bible has a few verses in it describing monstrosities that could be dinosaurs. Even dragons.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz95dc?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">SirpoSpin</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_12" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Why does he make us suffer the foxes?
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzUzNzgyMy9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY2MzM1NDA5N30.Q-xZcC81rIp51HIxoKNysHdcmbVE971zVaDe_xPUwO0/img.gif?width=980" id="5820c" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="b459a5772167e2e70e0bb6ca06fd7bdd" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />the fox band GIFGiphy<p>If God is the all knowing intelligent being that created everything, what was his reasoning around making foxes mating noises, if Humans are his children and he loves us why make us suffer every night listening to screaming of little horny foxes.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz0w0u?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">SnooTomatoes1254</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_13" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Is there a grey area?
<p>If good people go to heaven and bad people goes to hell, and also we'll see again loved one after death, what happen when a good people love a bad people? (Think a mother with a serial killer son for instance)</p><p>Is the good people condemned to spend eternity without their loved one? How is it fair?</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz0e29?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">inckalt</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_14" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>Surprised I scrolled down this far to find this, but this was a problem that I raised a lot in my religious classes a child. Never got an answer, usually I was met with a strict scolding.</p><p>About the closest I ever got to an answer was that in heaven everyone will be so perfectly happy it will be as if our connections from earth won't matter. Obviously they didn't know and were speculating but that actually made me feel even worse.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzrno5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">mynewplan</a></p>
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Who does Satan think he is?
<p>Why would satan punish humans for rebelling against god, something that he himself once did. I've always thought of it as hypocritical, and that satan would reward the human for exercising their free will and living a life free of religious constraints.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/g02aqwy?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">SensationalSavior</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_16" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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It's a special privilege
<p>God is perfect and cannot sin. There exists "the wrath of God." Wrath is one of the seven deadly sins.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyrxcz?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">6x6-shooter</a></p><p>Yes but He has a special permit</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzysrqt?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">ipakookapi</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_17" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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JUST the 2 of "US?"
<p>If Adam and Eve were the first two people on Earth and are responsible for the birth of all people ever, than the entire human race is the product of incest.</p><p>Although, to be fair, that does explain quite a lot. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz3vsx?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Norman_Brownbutter</a><span></span></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_18" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Bingo!
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzU1NDI5MC9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY3MTk1ODY5Mn0.Y6MJ7Xji9FTjwagVrhejxufsdWz-pSjJ3FNFtwiIJD8/img.gif?width=980" id="97bda" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="042c448a5ee59f132f10832668d89b1b" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />Giphy<p>My wife and I got married in the church that her and her family went to growing up. Part of the process of being married in the church meant that we had to do pre marriage classes. During these classes we had to discuss a variety of topics including sexual relationships between husband and wife.</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_19" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>We were told that the catholic church does not believe in any form of birth control, a child is a gift from god. Couples looking to engage in intercourse just need to keep track of a woman's cycle and that would be fine. Kind of seemed like someone trying to rig a lottery.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz38ed?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Reddit</a></p>
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The Lost Years
<p>What happened to Jesus in his teen years though? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyqe4g?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">musicpisces</a><br></p><p>There's actually a really good and funny book called "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pall" that takes place during his teen years where Jesus (Joshua in the book) and Biff go out and try to figure out how he's supposed to be a prophet. And I take that book as full cannon. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz8iig?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">Aviator506</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_21" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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because HE said so....
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzU1NDI5OC9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY0NjIxMzQ2Nn0.WjJYKz0MLnaCd1wZ0_lSlksZa00HZBLCy-jPwnA4rR0/img.gif?width=980" id="fd567" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="c0efdfcafd24b5970f7a19e0d1e9adde" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />jesus GIFGiphy<p>If man is not perfect, but man wrote the Bible how am I supposed to trust what I'm reading from the Bible. How do I know they didn't mess anything up? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz0hyn?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">21DrunkPilots</a><span></span></p><p>Because it Christian faith the Bible was written by God through people, so they only wrote down what He told them to. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzvty3?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">J_C_Wizard49</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_22" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Meant to be the Villain
<p>I don't know if this is considered as a plot hole:</p><p>Judas Iscariot was essential to Jesus' plan. If he didn't sold Jesus out then the prophecy will not come true. Why then is he considered a villain? He should be at the top! He got the job done! </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzywbzy?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">sk8er_saix</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_23" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>The belief was that although Judas couldn't disregard his role in betraying Jesus, the fact was that he chose to kill himself (hanging himself from a tree) as opposed to genuinely repent. We see that Peter also betrayed Jesus but ultimately seeks forgiveness etc.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz1kd8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">pastanuggets</a></p>
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Forgive them yourself?
<p>If you're God and you need to split off part of you to send to earth to die for the sins of mankind, wouldn't it just be faster to like... forgive them yourself? I mean you aren't scoring points from me for this convoluted story of some Virgin getting knocked up by you to give birth to a form of you that I'm supposed to feel bad about when they die for my sins even though that was their whole purpose. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz1mwc?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">gingerly_said</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_25" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Keeping Records....
<p>We can read Egyptian hieroglyphics. They kept extensive records. No mention of using Jewish slaves to build the pyramids, them revolting, a royal named Moses or a Red Sea parting. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzznsbr?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">Existing_Hope</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzznsbr?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow"></a>Although interestingly Moses is actually a fairly common Egyptian name but the guys who wrote the Bible <em>didn't seem to know that.</em> They made a different story about the name's origin (She named him Moses (Moshe), saying, 'I drew him out (meshitihu) of the water'.)</p><p>It's very weak, of course, but it's a hint that there might be some truth to the Moses was in Egypt story. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/g01lnzt?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">StopWorthyPlatitudes</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_26" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Gotta start somewhere....
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzU1NDMwOC9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYzMDIzMzU0MH0.a_lDj_2w8uejIbwnUkJuMwADFQRJ9YtRoNivqLv0gYs/img.gif?width=980" id="7482d" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="56ec18ddbe8aca3ce7e76d999d930c37" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />keanu reeves whatever GIFGiphy<p>An omnipotent being is used to explain the origin of everything in this universe, but there's no explanation for the origin of said omnipotent being. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyvipd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">AllGarbage</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_27" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Where is the lineage?
<p>Adam and Eve had 3 sons... </p><p><span></span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyvmmh?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">sandchild111</a></p><p>The bible (and most ancient scripture) is notorious for not listing daughters of people unless they have a key role to play in the religion and/or government. Normally only list the males because of the "lineage." </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz7ixz?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">nzcnzcnz</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_28" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Mary's Tale
<p>Virgin Mary had a child. Glances suspiciously at churches/catholic schools stating abstinence is 100% effective in avoiding a pregnancy. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyur8q?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">PutABowOnTop</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_29" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Political Optics
<p>Not really a plot hole in the Christianity , but a plot hole in the interpretation of it.</p><p>Christianity was originally highly Jewish based and they didn't like Romans, a few centuries later it was Roman/ European based and they heavily discriminated Jewish people. What? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz00bc?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">theroxanmorroxan</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_30" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>This one is easily explained and historically substantiated. Rome was working furiously to kill all the Christians. However, it just wasn't working. It seemed the more that they killed, the more their numbers would grow. Constantine saw a political opportunity and followed the advice of the old adage "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" and officially changed the religion of Rome to Christianity. Most consider it a politically motivated decision. The Catholics say he converted himself and the entire country and they recognize him as an important figure in the history of their religion.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/g00plrf?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">redditorhowie</a></p>
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Lilith?
<p>Lilith, who was Eve before Eve. She was created first to be equal to Adam, but didn't take kindly to constantly being told what to do, so she was kicked out of paradise (or left of her own will maybe). She supposedly had sex with angels or something, creating other tribes. Then God was like, "Well, screwed that one up. Next one will be a total sub." And so he made Eve out of a piece of Adam to make sure we always remember that women are owned by men. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzh6uj?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">HostilePasta</a><span></span></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_32" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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To the Point!
<p>I could live my entire life, adhering completely to the Christian moral compass, save millions of lives, treat every person with the utmost respect and dignity, refuse all toxic thoughts and actions, and yet (according to most Christian dogma) I would still burn in hell for eternity if I didn't believe the Christian God exists.</p><p>That sentiment alone tells me that morality, and the course of our lives in general, is irrelevant in the end. All that matters is that the Christian God gets recognition. That God, to me, sounds more narcissistic than benevolent and loving. And therefore, is not a God I wish to worship.</p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_33" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>There's also issues such as, if God is truly omnipotent and omniscient then he could have purged the world of all suffering and pain. But he hasn't because... he loves us? Because somehow the gift of free will, and therefore the gift of imperfection is more important than letting your children suffer and experience pain? Some children are born into poverty, beaten, starved, and killed before 10 years of age, without ever seeing kindness. What's the lesson there God? Why must you treat the creations you love with such disdain solely to "make a point."</p><p>I could go on. There's so many issues I have with that belief system and narrative.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzea38?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">BlueMosity</a></p>
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It's about Me!
<p>God teaches us that it is a sin to be envious, and to be prideful, and that we must have compassion and understanding for others. And yet he will literally condemn someone to an eternity in hell for not worshiping him, even if said person has literally never heard of him. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyvlmd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">bjb406</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_35" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Morals be damned
<p>No longer religious, but one of the biggest contradictions in Christianity is that human beings by nature are <em>morally</em> imperfect beings. Yet a necessary component for the forgiveness of sins includes having the right sort of beliefs toward Jesus. How does it make sense that a person's eternal destiny relies <em>solely</em> on an <em>imperfect</em> being having a specific belief. I think we can all agree that human beings are morally imperfect, but I'd argue that they're far more imperfect when it comes to having true beliefs (assuming Christianity was true). It seems entirely unfair that that is the thing that people are judged on. People would have to be epistemically perfect to be judged on their beliefs. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzywi43?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">StaticCoutour</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_36" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Woof
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzU1NDM0NS9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYzNTYwMDU3Mn0.dkGmxR5RSSRCNRzuYWfuxVIjVhWosOJ0zt0IWoucJ2M/img.gif?width=980" id="5b296" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="ea1d3746d27a3deea25f84d85ccce47b" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />don bluth 80s GIFGiphy<p>The concept of eternal peace and joy in heaven sounds very psychologically degrading long term. It sounds like living like a pet dog. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzywymw?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">SolomonKhalifa</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Huh?
<p>It's said that god's first plan was to just create Adam. Then Adam started complaining about him wanting to be alone and out of parts God took from Adam he made Eve.</p><p>But here's my question, how would Adam have reproduced if he wouldn't have felt the need for a female companion? Gay sex? With himself? Did he have reproductive organs that could just spit out Adam 2.0? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyuru3?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">1111stfu</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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525,600 Minutes....
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzU1NDM1Ny9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY3MzM3NTE0Mn0.LDx5CAfx6R1OAWfgk6tuTDP5JF0yRm5r85aqz-BH0Z4/img.gif?width=980" id="e76c3" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="1ab0660d4def7280d6f2334850b700c0" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />idina menzel GIF by Rent the MusicalGiphy<p>That the earth way created in 3 day. How tf were there days before the earth existed? Was God measuring 'days' based off another planet he created? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzysgp5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">Lakna_Rokee</a></p><p>Well first he separates light from darkness and that's the first day, right? Assuming whoever wrote that down wasn't aware of other planets or that the earth revolved around the sun or even turned, just that light is intermittent and one cycle of light + dark is a day. Not great, but it does make sense. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyt85t?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">ipakookapi</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Fake Prophets
<p>I know someone who's Baha'i. They believe that every prophet talked about the same God, but according to what He wanted/thought was best at that certain time, and they believe that god is only good. No need to get deep with that second thing, and for the first one, smthg that kinda pisses me off, seeing how incoherent it is, they recognize every prophet, until Baha'u'llah (19th century). </p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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<p>The ones who came after, welp, don't care. But according to their faith, they should follow the most recent religion. Tho, they also say there are some fake prophets who act for their own pleasure etc etc. So here's the thing, and i guess i should ask, to see if they all believe that.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzywx2o?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Juliette-Eih</a></p>
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To Hell!
<p>Not my religion, but why a Christian will condemn someone to Hell for being gay (condemning someone to Hell also being forbidden), because Leviticus, while eating shrimp and covered in tattoos, also Leviticus. Then telling the gay person it's ok for the Christian because Christ loves them, and he's cool with it. Isn't sin, sin? Is there only a 30 day sentence for eating shrimp, but death penalty for loving someone of your same sex? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz8gjo?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">SewingCookies</a><span></span></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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So spiteful....
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzU1NDM2Ni9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY3Mjg1NzA5NX0.ZZL-z7S_c_HnHVGVsbMU5I2OH4bTxFvj8NhQC1yaUDc/img.gif?width=980" id="6a798" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="7e5d0613a099119c0e79f91938e77657" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />morgan freeman i'm god GIFGiphy<p>The fact that God literally killed humanity because they were all sinners, but then he says love your fellow human. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz50dv?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">_barlas_</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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billions & billions....
<p>I used to be Catholic; I'm now an atheist.</p><p>But, if Jesus came to save everyone from sin 2,000 years ago, what about all the other human beings who lived and died 150,000 years before he showed up? Why weren't they saved? Christians will tell you that God saved them anyway, but why do we then have to deal with the can of worms Jesus opened and we have to follow the Ten Commandments and go to Church and tithe and everything else when they didn't have to?</p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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<p>There are about 100 billion galaxies each with about 100 billion stars; the odds are very favorable that intelligent life exists elsewhere containing civilizations who will rise up and go extinct before we ever even get CLOSE to finding them. Are they saved? Why didn't Jesus go to them?</p>
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<p>The Bible is an arbitrary collection. Works were edited, things were lost in translation, books of the Bible were accumulated over time and voted on by councils; some made it in, some didn't. Given that it's basically held together by centuries of drafts and edits and additions and subtractions, how can we trust it? Yet, it's supposed to be THE word of God.</p><p>...I could go on.</p><p>There's nothing like being raised Catholic to make you a nonbeliever lol.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyucxl?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">70U1E</a></p>
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To Valhalla!
<p>The best warriors are chosen upon death and half of them is sent to Valhalla.</p><p>The problem is that it's the worse half of the chosen. So you have to get enough battle prowess but not too much if you want to get to Valhalla... or you can use the Persuasion skill, of course. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz01d2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">King-Bjorn-of-Asgard</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Outside the Lines
<p>Not really a "plot" hole, but an ethical one. In the guideline book for my religion, it makes several references that the means is justified by the end.</p><p>"Lets flood the entire planet and kill off trillions of life forms to get rid of evil."</p><p>"Reduce a city to ash for sinning, and anybody who looks at it turns to ash too."</p><p>"Im gonna make this one guy in particular lose literally everything he has; job, family, estate, etc., to prove that he will still worship me" -God</p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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<p>Even outside of the book of guidelines, people say it all the time.</p><p>"God is only putting us through this hardship so that we come out better."</p><p>I heard someone say that God made Coronavirus so that we could develop faster as a planet.</p><p>Someone said that school shootings were good, so that kids could get more protection in school.</p><p>But really? You're telling me that the hundreds of thousands of lives that have been lost are all worth it? Yeah, we've come a long way. But I would rather have these kids alive, right now.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzjud2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">That_one_cashier</a></p>
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Timeline Issues
<p>I am Jewish. I am also a massive ancient history nerd.</p><p>In one of the first parts of the Torah, Abraham "returns to the land of the Philistines."</p><p>Problem: There were no Philistines at the putative time of Abraham. Even from the perspective of Biblical narrative.</p><p>The Philistines arrive at the end of the 1200s BCE and were only barely established in the current Gaza area by the time the Israelites start establishing themselves in portions of modern0day Israel/Palestine.</p><p>The chronology is just plain wrong. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzrorp?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">amsterdam_BTS</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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No Matter What
<p>It's not my religion but....</p><p>"I love everyone no matter what" followed by "You better love me back or I'm gonna hate you forever and torture you for eternity" followed by "I don't love those people neither should you, what you should do is make their lives a living hell." </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz3gni?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Reddit</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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And on the 5th?
<p>I don't believe in any kind of God but I've always found it funny how in the bible, God made the sun on the fourth day. How could there have been any days before that? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz0r73?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">darkmatter280</a></p><p>Yeah so I believe in the original translation it says God created the world in 4 time periods, not really days. So it could have taken thousands of years, and Moses just used "time periods" because he wasn't there and didn't know how long God spent on each creation. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzl4rj?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">elijah_ehrisman</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Loosed Inspired By
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzU1NDQxNy9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY1NzQ5ODg2NH0.Rvor8tNiy8JNX1Z9SvUiYDla6dqe7aV_pxfUehtcnTU/img.gif?width=980" id="83f65" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="736c94f62a19693a3ef3a1aef6801d1f" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />writing GIFGiphy<p>Literally every biblical story. The more I read it, the less sense it makes.</p><p>Also the fact that we have to listen to some men who were "supposedly inspired by God" to write misogynistic crap and give stronger grounds to their own selfish need for power. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyuiwm?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Phckinandroids</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Bad with Names
<p>If Jesus' mother was told by an angel that she was going to bear the messiah in the book of Luke, why did she and the rest of the family go chasing after Jesus telling everyone he was out of his head in the opening pages of Mark? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz6qd7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="dofollow"> CallMeTwoSocks</a><a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/CallMeTwoSocks/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow"></a></p><p>Three separate storytellers and written down 70-110 years after the death of the Messiah by others, not the actual apostles. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzupa1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">kitchen_clinton</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Lack of....
<p>Evidence. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzywxgi?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">stephenamccann</a></p><p>This is my problem with some religions: Why would you condemn us to hell if there's no/circumstantial evidence for your specific religion? If God just wanted us to have faith, why would he think we wouldn't worship other deities with the same amount of proof? Agnostic btw. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzf8i6?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">CBass189</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Without Logic
<p>It's harder to believe than fiction. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyx8uk?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">despalicious</a></p><p>But fiction (usually) tries to follow a path of logic and is at least somewhat reasonable in events and characters. Also the plotholes are usually few are defendable as "the character didn't think of that". The same cannot be said for any religion I have looked into. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzuzvp?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">LinkBrecken</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Satan the Great
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzU1NDQ0OC9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTYzMTAyNzM0Nn0.WSjLHcGGAMAj7NSX1jSQ5FshxAH-7GwI8BwEoJ6CRXw/img.gif?width=980" id="2df46" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="bbd48d15435b40c9dec5602690f14a1d" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />devil satan GIFGiphy<p>If Satan punishes those who sin, wouldn't he be considered a good guy?</p><p>Alternatively, if Satan is a bad guy, why would he punish other sinners? </p><p><span></span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzmugl?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">afrozone100</a><span></span></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Perfect Word of God
<p>Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John all have different conflicting accounts of what happened regarding the empty tomb. Did just Mary go alone or did the other Mary go too? Was there an earthquake or did the stone instantly move away or was the stone already rolled away? Did one or two or no angels show and talk to them? Did they go and tell everyone or were they too afraid to? Did they find Jesus was gone and then called the disciples to come see or did the angels tell them to go tell all the disciples? Did Jesus appear in the tomb and talk to Mary?</p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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<p>This is one of the plot holes that led me from being a firm believer fundamentalist to an agnostic wishy washy whatevs guy :D</p><p>Now my Christian belief system has to come to terms with the Perfect Word of God and the imperfect accounts in the Old and New Testaments.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzbb6f?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">kgold0</a></p>
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The Third
<p>Idk about plot holes in my religion, but I like one thing the most in my religion, it mentions a third form of life (apart from a man and woman) and I realized ancient India was very gender fluid, in fact even today whenever a baby is about to be born or is just born, Transgender people go to the new baby's house to give the baby blessing, it is considered auspicious. But ever since Britishers left India, LGBTQ+ community has been looked down upon. I hope they get the same recognition like the ancient times.</p><p>I am not that religious, I just was more curious about hinduism in quarantine coz boredom was eating me up so I thought let's try the spiritual way what my parents do lmao. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzw4gh?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">akiteeg</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Do you read?
<p>Raised Catholic, now Protestant. As a Catholic, I looked at the Protestants and thought "WTF, 1500 years after Jesus and suddenly you create your own church?" Now I'm like "Have you Catholics even read the Bible?" Main conclusion I've come to is that people are limited in what they can fully understand, so we all try to hold onto that small part we can grasp. So I'm chill with anyone who affirms Matthew 22, Chapters 36-40. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzgrny?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">WillingPublic</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Silly Humans
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzU1NDQ1Ni9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY2MDM3ODg4OX0.v9DFYrz8O-sMIxqn8iITihIl_wGZxwcdzblTUV6d98A/img.gif?width=980" id="ff3d0" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="b53df254c64844bfe43fad7f53d22605" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />party dancing GIFGiphy<p>Humans just invented religion to have a little more sense in life and how everything is the way it is. For humans everything must have a meaning, since all the things we invented make a sense and have a function, even we people ourselves need to have a function, but that's maybe not how the world is built, we are not here for any reason, it's only a happenstance that we exist, that life on our world exists. That's why I believe more in aliens than I believe in any kind of god. Sorry for the bad english by the way. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz35mm?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">theironyofvroni</a><span></span></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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I'm right here Y'all!
<p>That Judas betrayal of Jesus doesn't make sense.</p><p>Jesus wasn't hiding. He rode into Jerusalem in broad daylight. Everyone knew he was coming. Judas' help wasn't needed to catch him. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzoykj?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank"> ITouchedElvisHair</a><a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/ITouchedElvisHair/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow"></a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Blasphemy!
<p>I'm a lapsed catholic. Idolatry is one of the biggest "plot holes." If you worship the virgin Mary or any other saint you are as a matter of fact doing blasphemy. Don't come with the argument of them being a "middle man." Speak to god directly. The worship of saints is pretty much polytheism with yahweh (christian god) being Zeus's equivalent. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzyzd3d?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">mizukata</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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So Many ???
<img lazy-loadable="true" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8yMzU1NDQ1OS9vcmlnaW4uZ2lmIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY3MzI0NDc5Mn0.tsqi5HJ3AhBZ5O2QnESwya4ksVksukdsCEcRm2h96JE/img.gif?width=980" id="9af52" class="rm-shortcode" data-rm-shortcode-id="f3dd56c208a887e3c93ea767dae5f08b" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" />Confused Dogs GIF by moodmanGiphy<p>Former catholic.. still waiting for somebody to explain Jesus's DNA situation is.. is he haploid? Where does his Y chromosome come from? So many questions. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzzp2km?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer dofollow">Shotkong64x</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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Watch & Learn
<p>Bring on the downvotes bc I know I'm going to get them.</p><p>No bible is the word of God written by man. They are the words of MEN written by MEN.</p><p>FFS there are over 1,000 denominations of Christianity alone, each knowing their version is the right one and all others are blasphemy.</p><p>Not to mention every bible from each religion is packed with contradictions... </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/i1o99j/what_are_some_plot_holes_in_you_religion/fzz844t?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">siamesetwinning</a></p><!-- Please do not remove-->
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After you've lived someplace for awhile, you learn what is acceptable in a community.
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There are unspoken rules we all follow. For example, don't cut in line. Or, always offering to pay a dinner bill. It's these little things that keep us all getting along for the most part. A downside to traveling, especially abroad, is that you don't know what others expect of you. You may mean well, but your actions could be seen an rude or insulting. But Redditor u/<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Marsh-Memez</a> attempted to clear any confusion when they asked people around the world, "What's a big no-no in you country?"
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They're mindful of their dirty shoes
<p>I'm from Canada. Wearing shoes in the house is a huge no-no. No one wants your dirty shoes all over their carpet.</p><p>Even if someone insists it's okay, people might still take them off.<br></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fz9a4qa?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">saru5k</a></p><!-- Insticator API Fire Widget -->
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It's very easy to earn a shorter sentence
<p>Staying in jail, apparently, because almost every robber, corrupt politician, etc. gets out of jail before finishing their sentence</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fyrrb7a?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">User12086</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_2" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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To do milk first sound unnatural
<p>UK. Putting the milk in first in a cup of tea.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fzff4mp?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">GwenTheWelshGal</a></p><p>Milk before teabag and bringing up the Jaffa cake debate. I've wasted hours.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fyb8otd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">cosmo62442</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_3" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Drugs aren't tolerated, at all
<p>Drugs.</p><p>Carrying drugs? Jail and hanging</p><p>Being on drugs? Jail</p><p>Talking about drugs? Jail</p><p>Don't mess with drugs in South East Asia.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy9vo8m?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Fellinlovewitha*****</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_4" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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This very specific taunt doesn't fly in Romania
<p>In Romania (mostly in the north west) yelling "Istenem pierdut Ardeal" has been known to cause massive street fights between hungarians and romanians. "Istenem" is magyar for "Oh my God" and "pierdut Ardeal" is broken romanian for "we've lost Transylvania" making fun of the hungarian minority status and the stereotypical hungarian who can't talk romanian well (emphasis on stereotypical) all at the same time.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy9mime?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">mihai786</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_5" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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I am definitely a door slammer
<p>Slamming a car door: Brazil. As a North American currently staying in Brazil, I learned this one the hard way. Apparently us North Americans tend to slam the **** out of our car doors. Here you have to perfect the art of gently shutting a car door.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy9jkd9?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Ronin_Around</a></p>Respect the moss
<p>Pick moss in the uk i dont know why i was told its illegal by my brother</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy99iye?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">pepsiman2077</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy99iye?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank"></a>It is here in CT. USA. Like a protected plant. Rich people have it placed around their gardens by landscapers who steal it from parks sometimes. Moss usually grows slowly. Same as cactus out west.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy9nfzq?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">probum420</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_6" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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They're judging you because it's rude
<p>Putting your feet on the bus seat. People will usually avoid confronting you, but you will be silently judged as the heathen you are.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy6ribe?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">bakedpotato04</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_7" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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I think doing these things wouldn't fly anywhere
<p>I don't live there but in Japan it's a big no to talk on your cellphone on the train, spitting in public is another no.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy74jwf?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">RottenAppple</a></p><p>Not only talking on your phone, making noise in public transports is a big no-no (= considered rude)</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy83dpr?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Kilexey</a></p><div data-conversation-spotlight style="min-height:90px"></div>
Dating is tough
<p>I'm Indian so it's prolly DATING. Even in your 20s.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy7u0tb?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">noobblehh</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy7u0tb?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank"></a>Also Indian parents: <em>I want grandchildren why don't you get married already?</em></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy85zlq?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">BonniBuni91</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_8" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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No smiles here
<p>Smiling and being courteous, in Czech Republic.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy6a5am?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Zinalaki</a></p><p>My favorite was a picture of one of the city's volleyball teams. There was one American and exactly one person smiling in the picture.</p><p>However, as cold and quiet as Czechs are, they are oddly compelled to say goodbye every time they exit an elevator.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy7ccef?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">ipedalforsatan</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_9" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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The world can be a disappointing place
<p>Homosexuality. I live in Nigeria big I don't have a problem with it but a lot of people do</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy6cmpx?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Zlecklamar</a></p><p>Same where I come from. Sodomy is punishable by whipping. Atheism is also not recognized in my country. It is in our consitution that everyone one needs to practice a religion. Although we are a secular country, you must convert to islam if you marry a muslim for it to be legal. Apostasy is punishable by death, and it is by law that if you are born a malay you must be islam.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy6yknv?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Fishwhocantswim</a></p><div id="taboola-mid-article-1x1" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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No cutsies!
<p>Pushing into a queue. God help you. England.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy6a8hp?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">pinjooo</a><br></p><p>Also: pushing into a queue that you didn't realise was a queue because it somehow organically formed a distance away from the thing you all happen to be queuing for.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy6c5hb?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">richneptune</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_10" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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It's only the right thing to do
<p>When drinking with friends. Leaving without buying your round. That **** will get you kneecapped. <br></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy68mcp?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Herpes_free_5ince_03</a></p><p>On the other hand, start ordering expensive cocktails and see how quickly the others start to whinge. They'll leave you alone real quick. Irish Goodbye.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy7oiqs?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">foul_ol_ron</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_11" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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We all need to stay far away from each other right now
<p>Not sitting as far away as possible from any other person when you get on a bus.</p><p>You think Swedes don't practice social distancing; well, we are and we always have been.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy64eod?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">ipakookapi</a></p><p>My favourite joke so far about social distancing in Sweden is that we can't wait for the recommended 2 metre distance to be over so we can go back to 5 metres again.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy7h8s5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">MagicallyAdept</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_12" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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That's because pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
<p>Saying that you like Hawaiian pizza. People will get offended and insult u for this in Italy. Dont try it!</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy72pzz?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">cookies_at_midnight</a></p><p>To be fair, a proper Italian style pizza really wouldn't work with pineapple. It definitely a fits a greasy, thicc crusted Pizza Hut / dominoes kind of style though.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy8b59g?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">CandidGuidance</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_13" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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You must eat everything your grandparents serve you
<p>Going to your grandparents or relatives house and refusing to eat all the food they offer you. And that is usually a whole table filled with slana cu ceapa, mamaliga, sarmale and palinca. I'm from Romania</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy6yxzn?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">LaviniaAngelica22</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_14" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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No crazy flavor profiles here
<p>You don't mix traditionally sweet and traditionally savory foods. Try to feed someone back home honey-glazed chicken and see what happens to you. Just try it. We dare you.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy6oxtg?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">allmycows</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_15" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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I would appreciate if you kept your shoes on too
<p>Taking your shoes off when you enter someone's home. It's considered rude cause no one wants to smell your stinky feet. If you're uncomfortable in your shoes, you're supposed to ask for permission to take them off. Just something along the lines of "do you mind if I take my shoes off, they're bothering me?"</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy782j2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">lizzy_pop</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_16" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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1. We can all guess which country this is
<p>Wearing masks to help flatten the curve of a global pandemic.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy69yph?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">DarthContinent</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy69yph?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank"></a>But-but-but-</p><p>Freedom</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hrsfdb/what_is_a_big_nono_in_your_country/fy6o2ya?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">jrcookOnReddit</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_17" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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If you're as paranoid as I am, then this list is going to get your mind racing.
<p>Our bodies are very delicate, to say the least. And people are mostly aware of the things that can hurt them. Big falls, deep water, major surgeries, for example.<br></p><p>But apparently, Redditor u/CurlyFries75 needed to know about the most mundane ways that people can die - and asked people to share <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">"What's more likely to get you killed than people realize?"</a> Looking for more things to worry about? Then read ahead!</p>
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Dehydration is real
<p>Not bringing enough water on a hike, even a somewhat short one, I have experience with this and it's scary</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fynfxmt?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">LiamSorensen</a></p>Is it your lucky day?
<p>You have a better chance of dying on your way to buying a lottery ticket than you do of winning the jackpot</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fynong5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">coreynj2461</a></p><!-- Insticator API Fire Widget -->
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People don't know their own strength
<p>Going partying.</p><p>A drunk guy doesn't really need a good reason to see you as an aggressor when they wanna fight. One unlucky hit, and you're in a vegetative state or something worse.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fynu7ee?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">CantBanTheJan</a></p>But cows are so cute!
<p>Being killed by a cow, you more likely to be killed by a cow than attacked by a shark or struck by lightning.<span></span><br></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fynzsz8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">-The-Soviet-Union-</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_2" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Do farm animals have it out for us?
<p>donkeys kill more people than sharks in a year</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fywmmtr?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">peepeepooopooooooo</a></p>I've witness a coconut hit someone, and it was horrifying
<p>A coconut falling on your head is a more likely chance of death(not injury or wound) than shark attack</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fymvbrf?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Grootdapup</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_3" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Do not trust drivers to stop for you
<p>Walking across the street when the light is red. Too many people do it, thinking that they will not be the ones that will come across someone who drives faster than he should or perhaps he is drunk. Hundreds of people die from drive accidents everyday. Don't run across the street without looking left and right, especially elder ones.. arrogant while they look down at the floor just walking in the middle of the fast road.<br></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyn1ean?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">1selfconscience1</a></p>Keep your friends close...
<p><br></p><p>Friends. It's way more likely to get killed by someone who knows you than a stranger who randomly comes and kills you. People close to you would have more reasons to kill you.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyn1n6r?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">YodasChick-O-Stick</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_4" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Sorry, left handers...
<p>Being left-handed. It substantially lowers your life expectancy, in part because it's easier to hurt yourself if the world is designed completely ass-backward for you.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyn6tu1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">fluffychonkycat</a></p>I don't understand why you wouldn't wear a helmet
<p>Not wearing proper protection (helmet, leather coat/gloves, covering exposed skin) while riding a motorcycle. I work in an ER and lemme tell ya, that's usually what will determine whether you live or die. Don't be stupid and dress for the slide, not the ride.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyn9zu1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">SwingGirlAtHeart</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_5" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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You must invest in bath mats
<p>Taking a shower. Bathroom falls are one of the most common causes of accidental death.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyjq1yn?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">OutspokenLurker</a></p><p>My boyfriend takes showers all the time when he's stumbling drunk and I always stand outside the bathroom door like an overprotective mother making sure he doesn't fall.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fykg36t?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">occasional_mooing</a></p>Crime podcasts can confirm
<p>Your own friends and family</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyjpek8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Laz505</a></p><p>That's why I distanced myself from family and have no friends.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyjs9b6?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">poopellar</a></p>Leave electricity to the professionals
<p><br></p><p>Electricity. I'm a 911 dispatcher and one of my first calls was a person who was pretty much blown up when working on a microwave while it was still plugged in.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyjrawp?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">LostAtBaguette</a></p>All surgeries are serious
<p>"Minor" surgery.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyk3fzv?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">RutzButtercup</a></p><p>A friend of the family died during a routine colonoscopy. I don't know the details beyond that, but seems like crazy bad luck.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyl6mj3?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Streeturchin1337</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_6" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Winter has its perils
<p>Ice. Seriously, be careful when walking outside during the winter. One slip on your porch can turn real ugly if you're unlucky.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyjrxxb?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">LintuLife</a></p><p>My friend's husband was a healthy 60-year old. Slipped on a bit of ice on their front step, hit his head just right, died within minutes.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyk8nzh?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">ZweitenMal</a></p>We depend on a deadly star
<p>The sun. Heat stroke or skin cancer.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyjtt95?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Rub_My_Brisket</a></p><p>See? The sun really is a deadly laser!</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fykp4w8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">writeorelse</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_7" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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I'll never look at garages the same
<p>Garage doors, specifically the springs.<br></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyjqpm8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">DeDtRoLl</a></p><p>One of our springs let go last year while we were home. Fortunately, no damage, but it sounded like someone fired off a shotgun.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fym1aax?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">b33r_engineer</a></p>Horses are mighty beasts
<p>Horse riding. Horse riding has a higher incidence of death and injury than MDMA use. The ex-UK drug minister David Nutt was fired for publishing this data.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyjrocb?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Modest_Gaslight</a></p><p>Once I personally knew five people who had fractured their necks while riding I decided to give it up. Two were trainers and it left me feeling like even the best of riders were at risk of serious injury or death. I wasn't doing anything particularly dangerous, just trail riding with friends but I think horseback riding is like childbirth- 99% of the time things go well but when things go wrong, they go badly wrong.</p><p>Horses are beautiful creatures, I learned so much about animal behavior, training, riding, equine disorders and made so many friends but as one old trainer said to me before a lesson, "Rule one, horses are bigger than you and can kill you."</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fykbyun?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Uvabird</a></p><div data-conversation-spotlight style="min-height:90px"></div>
Driving is scary
<p>Driving your car</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyjpftq?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Master_Belial93</a></p><p>Driving, when you think about it, is insane. I'm going to drive at you at high speeds; you're going to drive at me at high speeds; and we're going to have an unspoken trust that both of us will stay in our 12ft wide lane as we narrowly miss each other.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyk5dve?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">stubept</a></p>Know your Heimlich
<p>Food, I don't think people realize how dangerous food is. A couple of weeks ago I choked on a Oreo at 3am while my family was asleep. Thankfully I knew how to do the Heimlich maneuver on myself, literally saved my life.<br></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/htydge/whats_much_more_likely_to_get_you_killed_than/fyk2b3j?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">SteveKerrDad-y</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_8" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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Socializing is a tricky thing.
<p>People ask questions to get conversations rolling. "What do you do?" or "See any good movies lately?" are questions we're familiar with, and have probably heard from strangers on numerous occasions.</p><p>But some people don't know what an appropriate question is. Or, they have trouble reading a room and ask you to answer something that makes you feel awkward. You'd think some questions would be universally considered off the table, but then again, some people just don't seem to care about how others feel.</p><p>Reddit user chickenoodlesoupp asked people, "<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">What's the most uncomfortable question you can ask someone?</a>" and people opened up about the questions they've been asked, or have asked in poor judgement, that were totally inappropriate or weird. </p>
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20. The Search
<p>Hey can we have a talk about your search history? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxp3fk4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">SumoSamurottorSSPBCC</a></p><p>I let my (now ex) boyfriend stay at my apartment for a few days while I was on a vacation. When I came home he asked me about asmr. I had just recently discovered asmr and never told him anything about it so I asked how he found out what asmr is (it doesn't fit to his lifestyle so I was genuinely interested how he heard about it). </p><!-- Insticator API Fire Widget -->
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<p>He said my YouTube account was still logged in at my computer (which I allowed him to use for video games). But that confused me because I don't follow any asmr channels so he eventually told me he looked at my search history. He said he thought it would be funny and did not understand why I was upset about it. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxrfl2b?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">TheMelonCat</a></p>
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19. Family Ties
<p>Do you have a sister by chance? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxo3mqq?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">umpalumpamonkey</a></p><p>Would you settle for a brother? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxokvmd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">9212017</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_3" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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18. Thanks for your comment.
<p><em>Why don't you have any children?</em> I was a chronic miscarrier. My son is a super duper miracle. I had my tubes reattached only to find out I was in perimenopause. We worked with an endocrinologist and used fertility drugs to ramp up my system. One of my miscarriages was at 16 weeks, it was so horrible. </p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_4" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>I've always tried to remember that you don't know what a person just had to deal with five minutes ago. Respecting someone's feelings helps to avoid heartbreak. The problem is not enough people have the consideration to think this way. Thanks for your comment.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxp45ok?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">kcooper1214</a></p>
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17. VIP... not....
<p>How come I wasn't invited?" </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxo4ge8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Real_sg4bomb</a></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxo4ge8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank"></a>I was once invited to a party.... at the end of which the hostess asked me "how do you keep finding out about these?"</p><p>That freaking stung. Never talked to them again. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxpkr7n?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">WormInAGreenApple</a></p>16. The Coffers...
<p>What kind of debt are you in? </p><p><span></span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxo9g8q?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Rav4xle</a></p><p>This one hits home. Through lifestyle creep alone, I found myself in a LOT of debt (y'know, at least proportionate to income), all through steadily increasing purchases, and eventually spent about a year having to ask help off my parents (or sister, or friend - sorta rotated through to keep it from seeming as bad as it was). </p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_6" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>Despite living on my own and having a full-time job. Any time I was actually asked, my whole body/mind felt like it was shriveling up as I tried to choke out not-quite-a-lie.</p><p>Recovering slowly, now, through a debt consolidation service, but definitely in my top three embarrassments... so far, at least! </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxrhvfq?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">SiberDrac</a></p>
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15. The Handshake
<p>Once, back in college, when meeting my then-girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad greets me with a handshake. Nothing odd about that at all.</p><p>Then, in mid shake he says, "So you're the guy having sex with my daughter."</p><p>I was genuinely rendered speechless.</p><div data-conversation-spotlight style="min-height:90px"></div>
<p><em><strong>Edit to add:</strong> </em>He didn't mean it in a threatening way or as an "alpha" move, and that was perfectly clear in the moment. My girlfriend had warned me that he was a bit of a kidder, and I was also aware of the fact that they were very open when it came to discussing sex. I knew before I met him that her dad knew we were sleeping with each other, and that it wasn't something that had to be kept secret. I just didn't expect to be greeted with it during introductions. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxq1wog?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">djseptic</a></p>
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14. Glad you asked....
<p>Doctor, in front of parents: Are you sexually active? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxpcdyf?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">jd-577</a><span></span></p><p>Now that's when you start bragging haha. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxphjpy?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Sotis175</a><span style="background-color: initial;"></span></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_9" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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13. Sorry Sarah
<p>Why does no one love me? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxod034?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Ms-Charlie</a></p><p>Well have you tried paying them? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxopg4q?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Stopman</a></p><p>Worst thing i did at school: a girl asked me, will you go out with Sarah? I said no, she said why, whats wrong with her? So me and my mate made a list and gave it to her and Sarah spent the rest of the day in tears. Sorry Sarah. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxplri5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">simian_fold</a></p><div id="taboola-mid-article-1x1" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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12. Why Me?
<p>Why does everyone hate you so much? </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxp1vz0?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Haikolade</a><span></span></p><p>I hate this one so much. I lived in a small town so everybody knew everybody. High school was rough, I didn't know how to stick up for myself and soon became the scape goat for bullies and rumors. Once our Sr. Year hit people matured a little and started being nicer to me. </p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_10" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>I made a lot of friends suddenly and all of them would ask "why does everybody hate you you're not like they say." It was awkward because most of those people were the ones contributing to the rumors/bullying.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxqaoir?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">PlanBaccount0987</a></p>
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11. Eyes on You
<p>I once had a stranger tell me "I saw that"</p><p>And I was like "saw what?"</p><p>"You were checking out that girl"</p><p>I honestly had no clue what he was talking about because I seriously wasn't checking out anyone but he kept insisting that I was and that I should stop denying it. The dude was like 40, what the hell was his problem.</p><p>Freaking embarrassing man. </p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxp4rxb?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">wsb_roulette</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_12" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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10. No one wants your creepy hugs, Brett
<p>Where's my hug?</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxokf9t?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">lalalalanay</a></p><p>Lol this gives me some flashbacks. After work on a Friday I was saying goodbye to ones of my friends and a gave her a hug. Here comes Brett "Hey, where's my hug" So I give him the biggest bear hug, the kind that traps their arms at their sides, and picked him up off the ground. </p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_13" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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<p>There's your hug Brett. My friend said he didn't ask much after that, but you bet your balls I'd tell Brett "Hey Brett, I got your hug right here buddy" with outstretched arms. He would give me an uncomfortable look like ew gross. Yeah Brett, that's how you are making everyone feel.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxq8k8t?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">myusernamebarelyfits</a></p>
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9. Let people be quiet
<p>"Why are you so quiet?"</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxp4trv?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">spamcritic</a></p><p>This makes my blood boil. I'm a fairly quiet person in social settings and have received this question a few times. It makes you AND the people around you feel awkward. Like... let people be quiet if they want to be. Not everyone is a social butterfly!</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxprx70?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">justaregularderp</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_15" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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8. When you're innocently left out
<p>I'm not sure if it counts... but if someone asks you, "Hey, can you move over a seat so I can be next to my friend?" Especially if you thought the person asking you was your friend.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxpj0zk?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Caleb09090</a></p><p>Along the same lines, when at parties with friends I was always asked to take pictures of people but no one ever asked to be in a pic with me. It stung</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxqmaea?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">sassycas12</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_16" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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7. Who are our real friends?
<p>Are we still friends?</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxof5pv?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">WriterGirlZ</a></p><p>Takes me back to when my best friend casually started talking about how much she wished she had a best friend (,:</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxpoxr5?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">Mighty_decent</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_17" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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6. It's rude to bring up - let the other person mention it if they want to
<p>"Weren't you pregnant?"</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxoieu8?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">bgazm</a></p><p>I miscarried a few months ago shortly after telling everyone and now it's an awkward conversation everytime I see someone who knew when I'm out drinking.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxrh9ix?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">DatSkrillex</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_18" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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5. Did Regina George ask this question?
<p>"On a scale of 1-10 how pretty do you think you are?"</p><p>It's bad because if you give yourself a high score they'll assume that you're egotistical, and if you give yourself a low score they'll either assume that you're insecure or that you're fishing for compliments</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxohofc?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">CrimsonFox100</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_19" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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4. I can't stand this one...
<p>Can you tell me something about yourself?</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxodv6l?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">sanika_kadam</a></p><p>If it's not in a professional setting, my go to is "I have 3 nipples." Depending on their response, it's either a great conversation starter to break the ice, or we wouldn't get along well anyway.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxpd2oo?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">outofdate70shouse</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_20" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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3. Just spit it out!
<p>Hey we need to talk.</p><p>This is the worst, especially over text</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxogtmm?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">SubnautGames</a></p><p>Just reply, "yeah, I think we do." Then you're both having an anxiety attack.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxpfm5n?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">mglalala</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_21" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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2. They'll let you know if they're getting married in their own time
<p>When are you going to get married/have kids?</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxp03re?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">InsomniacNimrod</a></p><p>Especially awkward when someone asks it of you and a good friend of the opposite gender. Not every friendship is a romantic comedy waiting to happen. Sometimes you have platonic chemistry.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxqpelz?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">EsotericGroan</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_22" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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1. How to make someone instantly feel uncomfortable
<p>Are you uncomfortable?</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxo07ju?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">skillbobaggins3</a><br></p><p>If they say no, then you should reply with: do you want me to make you uncomfortable?</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/hp9xzr/whats_the_most_uncomfortable_question_you_can_ask/fxofh80?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x" target="_blank">DanceFiendStrapS</a></p><div class="ad-tag" data-ad-name="In_Content_Responsive_23" style="min-height:280px"></div>
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