Redditor Etore_the_not_smart wanted to hear from all the people who love to slumber in nothing, so they asked:
"People who sleep naked why do you sleep naked?"
I am a nude sleeper.
It changed my life.
Good Thinking
Think About It GIF by IdentityGiphy"My husband sleeps naked."
"I asked him: Dude, what if there’s a fire and we have to just run out???"
"He said: Well, my pajamas won’t catch fire… because I’m naked."
"I had no valid argument. So, there’s that."
upeepsareamazballz
So alas...
"I hate clothes. If I could choose to just never wear clothes that would be ideal. Unfortunately I was born with pasty, ghost skin and I freeze in the winter even in clothes. So alas I will keep wearing them outside the house and get nude as soon as I get home. When I am at the beach with my pasty a** ghost skin, I wear long sleeve rashguards, swim leggings, and a giant sun hat because again, pasty ghost skin. Cute swimsuits are for indoor pools imo!"
crazypurple621
Hold Me
"Home security. Any person who breaks into my house will have to deal with a balding, hairy, naked man running at them and yelling 'I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE!'"
Foraxenathog
"It is one thing to get your a** kicked after you break into a house. It is a completely different thing to get your a** kicked by a naked 40 year old with a beer belly."
Brummy1833
"That's way too terrifying to be honest."
ThickSteak6328
The Slam
"I don’t like the feeling of clothes getting all bunched up as I toss and turn at night like I normally do before my sleep wrestling starts. My wife says that I will suddenly body slam the mattress with my upper torso in the middle of the night at random."
GreyTigerFox
"My wife just calls it a 'Whale Breaching!'"
MaelstromFL
Free
In Bed Hentai GIF by ROSALÍAGiphy"It makes me feel free and comfy."
Mountain-Safety2099
"If I wear clothes, they get all knotted and twisted up."
PolyGlamourousParsec
Comfy on the skin is a must for most folks, it seems.
Natural
Scary GIF by Imagine DragonsGiphy"I was born naked."
JackIbach
"We come into this world screaming, naked, and covered in blood. Play your cards right and it doesn't have to stop there."
moratnz
Everyone Do It!
"It's too hot where I live. Plus it's good for your private parts health, especially for females."
ramzay_
"I always slept naked and turned my ex wife onto sleeping naked when we first met. She never did before. She said she was worried spiders or snakes would crawl into you know where"
"I explained that this wouldn’t happen, and she realized how wonderful sleeping naked is. From what she’s told me, she still does."
"Everyone should sleep naked! Clean sheets against your skin are the best feeling ever!"
RonaldTheGiraffe
It's a Crime
"Wearing clothing in bed just feels... wrong. I'd feel claustrophobic. Plus it's just such a delicious feeling to climb into high thread count cotton sheets and a down comforter - I don't want anything interfering with the sensuous pleasure of it."
Dibiasky
HEAT
"It’s more comfortable. I run hot. I hate the idea of adding more clothes to my laundry. And if someone breaks in, I’ve always imagined a naked hairy man with a hatchet will make them double think their decision. (Hatchet in nightstand)."
Cool_Story_Bro__
The Feels
"Sensory issues. Clothes feel weird on my skin when I’m lying on a mattress. They bunch up, they stick to the skin, they rub against the sheets and twist when I move positions. Plus I get hot very easily. Cannot stand sleeping with clothes on."
SentimentalApathy
"Same. Can’t handle the friction of fabric on fabric. Can’t stand when my clothes get twisted because I toss and turn. If I must wear clothes, the only thing I can somewhat tolerate is a sports bra/stretchy cami and panties."
lollipopfiend123
Crazy
relaxing ranveer singh GIFGiphy"I'm 42. Till about 5 years ago I thought everyone (well about 95%) of people slept naked. But I was wrong. I think the question should be why do people wear clothes in bed?! Crazy to me."
WholeRevolutionary22
Tangled
"I get tangled in my jammies and sheets."
"It feels nicer."
"I have a naked woman beside me and cuddling feels way better naked."
4angrydragons
Well that settles it, these folks make some good points.
But what do you think? Let us know in the comments below.
FREEDOM!! !
GiphyEvery night cause the penis can't be held down, held back or placated into submission. The penis must be free! Cynical-stoic-
Prepared for disaster....
Not normally because if there's a fire I don't want to have to get dressed before running out. Also because I sleep walk on occasion. ellarrsea449
Dude, if there's a fire, my neighbors get to see my penis.
Simple. cosmic_butter_cpu
Just in Case...
I sleep in my boxers; I have this phobia that no matter how clean I am, I'm one day going to leave a skid mark on my sheets.
Even after sex I rush to put on my boxers because the idea of it is with me constantly. ABD63
Just 75?
No. I want at least a thin barrier between my butt and my sheets. In my imagination my undies will 100% save me from pooping the bed. SillyMongooose
In reality they will 75% save you, which is good enough. Rust_Dawg
OH 40!
GiphyI don't because a fart cant be trusted after 40! JesusChristSuperDerp
Thank you for this post. TheLeesiusManifesto
Bare...
Yep, most of the time. Mainly because it's the most nonrestrictive. At the very least I have to be shirtless. If I have a shirt on, it's just too much, I feel like I'm in a straight jacket under the covers. The same just applies to a lesser extent for the lower half of my body.
And quite simply, the bare skin in a sea of sheets/covers is just very comfortable. Reddit
I must Breathe!
Normally yes, having something constricting me like that while I'm trying to sleep gives me really bad anxiety and makes it hard fall asleep. orgasmicravioli
Lamo when I was 8 I fainted because of my comforter... ( naked in bed) Donkeys-
SECURITY!!!!
No, because the penis is uncomfortable unless it is secure. 86__
I heard a story about a guy who woke up in agony after twisting his testicle in his sleep so ever since then I've worn boxers to give the illusion of constriction. WhiteyFiskk
A Full House!
No because I don't live alone. Still live with parents and sibling. Even when i do live on my own i probably still wouldn't cause sleeping nude doesn't sound comfortable. Colvin76
Dude, naked sleeping is free sleeping. I can't stand wearing anything to bed. bowyer-betty
