On paper, sex is meant to be a constant roller coaster of fun.
But more often than not, it's a disaster.
And that is ok.
We learn and grow from those experiences.
And those stories make for lively chatter.
Amongst the right guest list of course.
Redditor Ill_Company_9739 wanted to see who was willing to chat about the times when sex seemed like a failure.
So they asked:
"What is the worst sexual experience you've had?"
I've had too many bad experiences I wouldn't know where to start.
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"Had sex with this girl and she had a pendant with the ashes of her dad on and it kept bumping on my head."
"I'm allergic to latex, thought sex was supposed to be painful everytime for like 3 years."
"Hooked up with an Italian guy who refused to take his large gold chain off. It swung so hard it hit me in the face and gave me a black eye."
"My fiancée used to wear a cross with Jesus on it. I had to remind him to take it off."
"I was dating a guy that wore a gold chain and I hated it. I always wanted him to take it off."
"Being questioned by law enforcement because she ended up dead… Hot or not hookup (ageing myself) in random hotel. We drank. We danced. We woke up in the morning and showered together. She laid back down to sleep and I left. She never checked out of the hotel. She passed in her sleep from undiagnosed heart condition. Autopsy confirmed but law enforcement had plenty of questions. Scared the sh*t out of me and I swore off internet dating/hookups for a long time."
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"The dog came up behind me and licked my butt cheek. The ultimate jumpscare? Edit: it TOTALLY killed the mood but we laughed about it after."
Wow. Everyone is being so forthcoming. Goodness.
"One girl's meth dealing brother broke into her apartment while we were doing the deed, and then told me that I was on his turf so I had to enjoy his company until he wanted to leave."
"Her dad walking in. There’s me standing proud and looking very pleased with myself. Fair mess to him he stammered sorry and closed the door. Needless to say dinners afterward were interesting."
"Ha! My mom walked in on me and my girlfriend once. My mom closed the door goes outside and drives away for a few hours. We never talked about it."
Well I guess sex isn't always fun.
Do you have any horror stories to share? Let us know in the comments below.
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