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It seems like nobody escapes the four years of high school without encountering one major scandal that rocks the hallways, shakes up personnel, and sends gossip flying around the local community.


Most commonly, it's when one of the teachers develops a relationship with a student.

Also common are events that center around students engaged in tragic or harmful behavior. These tend to be the most emotionally disruptive.

And, in rarer cases, there are some truly bizarre and one-of-a-kind scenarios that rock a school.

Lost-Warning-2588 asked, "What's the worst scandal to happen at your school?"

It Never Goes Away 

"The principal slept with a student and his nudes & sexts were leaked" -- kakyoinsjuicyfata**

"People's willingness to voluntarily collect electronic receipts that incriminate them astounds me." -- DrKittyKevorkian

"ewwwwwwwwwwwww" -- GenXScorp

Was Just One of the Kids at a Desk Before That 

"A kid in my senior year short story class (who sat directly behind me) was charged with the stabbing, beheading and burning of one of his friends/drug dealer."

"I remember the day like it was yesterday, sitting in my short story class when my teacher came in, in tears because she just heard the news. Students didn't find out about it until later."

"I actually have a friend who testified in his trial because he purchased the murdering materials at the hardware store she worked at."

"Crazy, man."

-- Supersmaaashley

Lunch Not Lady-Like

"The lunch lady was having sex with students and buying them alcohol." -- ZacharyTheMad95

"This happened at my high school as well. Lunch lady looked a lot like Tim Tebow" -- Dinklebub

"Gave 'em the ole' sloppy joe eh?" -- DrBBQ

"DOWN HERE IN, LUNCH LAAAAADY LAND" -- nitehawkxplode

Still Going Strong 

"The 30ish theater teacher ran off with a recent grad. I was kind of pals with the student during a play the spring before the scandal, and she hosted the cast party where in retrospect, they seemed a little cozier than appropriate."

"As much as I'm dying for the inside scoop, I can't imagine friending her on social media and asking 'So what was up with you and Mr. ___________?'"

-- DrKittyKevorkian

Gruesome 

"The caretaker killed two local girls and hid them in the school, he tried using the clay kiln to burn them. He later dumped them a few miles away" -- jofive

"Holly and Jessica? Still remember the photo of them in their football shirts, poor girls" -- Struggle_and_Grunt

"Don't get in the kiln." -- AaronVsMusic

Teachers Gettin' Kinky 

"In high school there was a little scandal involving the teachers and a teachers club called the 'hot tub club.'"

"Faculty members that had hot tubs would host a weekly hot tub party with other hot tub owners."

"Turns out they were all getting wasted and having a swinging party every Wednesday. Somebody's spouse found out about it and there was a huge exodus of 'hot tub' teachers my senior year."

-- xxcarlsonxx

Domesticated Terrorism?

"Kid in my class sent an email to the White House, threatening to kill Socks, the Clinton's cat. Secret Service showed up a few days later after they tracked down the computer." -- Goombaw

"[Today I learned] how to avoid the draft" -- youre_a_bot

"My college roommate and his friends decided it would be funny to leave some wires hanging out of their lockers when Clinton visited their school. The Secret Service did not find it as funny." -- reshp2

Quite the Visual 

"The Harlem Shake was a craze. We had an RE teacher who desperately enjoyed being the popular teacher so he got in on the craze. Invited 40 pupils from my year to his classroom at lunch and filmed his own Harlem Shake video (which in itself would've been against safeguarding rules)."

"Thing is, he also taught sex ed, so everyone got into his cupboard before the start of the video for 'props.'"

"The video was essentially a group of 14 year olds throwing dildos and condoms around the room while he, of his own accord, grinded on a life-size cutout of the Pope."

"He was suspended under investigation for half a year but surprisingly kept his job. He was lot more professional when he returned."

-- WelshDionysus

An Expensive Rule 

"When in middle school, the school forced us to give our phones to the vice principal, and they would stay there 'locked' during the day."

"They got stolen. Around 120 smartphones."

-- MatricariaChamomilla

Amnesia 

"Sophomore year a girl in my grade passed on a solid yellow up a hill, hit a family in a car and killed both parents and one of the kids."

"A week later she's back at school in a brand new pickup truck, and never faced any sort of trial or anything."

"Her parents were extremely large farmers in the small rural town and had influence in the local court systems I'm sure."

"Oh did I mention she excitedly showed off her new truck when she came back? F*** you, Taylor."

-- satan_66666

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Have you ever been reading a book, watching a movie, or even sitting down for a fantastical cartoon and began to salivate when the characters dig into some doozy of a made up food?

You're not alone.

Food is apparently fertile ground for creativity. Authors, movie directors, and animators all can't help but put a little extra time and effort into the process of making characters' tasty delights mouthwatering even for audiences on the other side of the screen.

Read on for a perfect mixture of nostalgia and hunger.

AllWhammyNoMorals asked, "What's a fictional food you've always wanted to try?"

Some people were all about the magical foods eaten in the magical places. They couldn't help but wish they could bite into something with fantastical properties and unearthly deliciousness.

Nutritious

"Enchanted golden apple" -- DabbingIsSo2015

"The Minecraft eating sounds make me hungry" -- FishingHobo

"Gotta love that health regeneration" -- r2celjazz

"Pretty sure those are based off the golden apples that grant immortality. Norse mythology I think?" -- Raven_of_Blades

Take Your Pick

"Nearly any food from Charlie and the Chocolate factory" -- CrimsonFox100

"Came here to say snozzberries!" -- Utah_Writer

"Everlasting Gobstoppers #1, but also when they're free to roam near the chocolate river and the entire environment is edible." -- devo9er

Peak Efficiency

"Lembas" -- Roxwords

"The one that fills you with just a bite? My fat a** would be making sandwiches with two lembas breads and putting bacon, avocado and cheese inside. Then probably go for some dessert afterwards. No wonder why those elves are all skinny, eating just one measly bite of this stuff." -- sushister

Some people got stuck on the foods they saw in the cartoons they watched growing up. The vibrant colors, the artistic sounds, and the exaggerated movements all come together to form some good-looking fake grub.

The One and Only

"Krabby patty 🍔" -- Cat_xox

"And a kelp shake" -- titsclitsntennerbits

"As a kid I always pretended burgers from McDonalds were Krabby Patties, heck from time to time I still do for the nostalgia of it all. Many of my friends did the same thing." -- Thisissuchadragtodo

Cheeeeeeeeese

"The pizza from an extremely goofy movie. The stringy cheese just looked magical lol" -- ES_Verified

"The pizza in the old TMNT cartoon as well." -- gate_of_steiner85

"Only bested by the pizza from All Dogs Go to Heaven." -- Purdaddy

Get a Big Old Chunk

"Those giant turkey drumsticks in old cartoons that characters would tear huge chunks out of. Those things looked amazing, turkey drumsticks in real life suck and are annoying to eat."

-- Ozwaldo

Slurp, Slurp, Slurp

"Every bowl of ramen on any anime, ever." -- Cat_xox

"Studio Ghibli eggs and bacon" -- DrManhattan_DDM

"Honestly, any food in anime. I swear to god half the budget no matter what the studio goes into making the food look absolutely delicious." -- Viridun

Finally, some highlighted the things that aren't quite so far-fetched, but still far enough away that it's nothing we'll be eating anytime soon.

That tease can be enough to make your mouth water.

What's In It??

"Butter beer" -- Damn_Dog_Inappropes

"came here to say this. i was pretty disappointed with the universal studio version which was over the top sweet. it was more of a butterscotch root beer. i imagine butter beer to be something more like butter and beer, which wouldn't be crazy sweet, but would have a very deep rich flavor" -- crazyskiingsloth

Slice of the Future

"The microwave pizzas in back to the future two" -- biggiemick91

"I've been fascinated with those for years! They just look so good!" -- skoros

As Sweet As They Had

"The Turkish Delight from Lion Witch & Wardrobe. The real ones I had weren't bad but nothing special." -- spoon_shaped_spoon

"Came here to say this. I know it's a real thing, but I always imagined that it must have been amazing to betray your siblings over." -- la_yes

"You're used to freely available too sweet sweets. For a WW2 era schoolkid, it would have represented all the sweets for an entire year." -- ResponsibleLimeade



Here's hoping you made it through the list without going into kitchen for some snack you didn't actually need.

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