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"What can eff off?" –– This was today's burning question from Redditor bobbster574 and it's safe to say that the answer to this is plenty.

You see, there's no shortage of things out there that annoy the hell out of us. There's a recent viral meme that I love because it proudly declares, "I hate going out in public because the people be there." It speaks to me.

But there's more out there to get on our nerves than just people. SADLY.


"Bees only sting you..."

Horseflies. Bees only sting you if you mess with them. Wasps sting you if you get too close. Horseflies will chase your ass to the next town over just to bite you.

TheFrostyDude_

"It's a scam..."

Ads about $350 dollar surveys on Instagram. It's a scam and it's annoying as hell.

DutchDude69

"YouTube..."

YouTube turning your whole recommendation page into a topic you've watch two videos of.

Quantum_Cucumber408

"I miss..."

Light pollution. I miss the night sky.

PompeyMagnus1

"Coworkers..."

Coworkers who act like they're superiors/managers.

moons_for_eyes

"People..."

People that stick gum underneath the underside of tables or litter literally anywhere.

Pineapple_Code

"Not even telemarketers..."

Not even telemarketers, but the scam callers. A lot of people call you like fake Apple call centers asking you to login because of "security reasons" or whatever.

Adrenaline_Junkie

"Especially the ones..."

Scientologists.

Especially the ones recruiting where my doctor's office is. It's a couple of blocks from the HQ in LA.

Thankfully they wear outfits that look like ushers at a movie theater back in the 50s. and are easy to spot.

heathersfield

"Can't it just..."

The human body's need to save EVERY GODDAMN CALORIE it can get hold of. Can't it just start realizing when enough is enough and pass the rest on?

Liagala

"Retired people..."

Retired people that have the whole week to go the supermarket and still go Saturday making the rest of the people wait more.

zappatrout

Insults come in many forms, most of them involving swear words or similar affronts. However, there is something to be said for a truly cutting remark made without the use of such language.

Some favorites are always old Victorian slang and insults. They just hit different. Something about telling an a-hole “you sir are an unlicked cub and your wife a sausage wallet" is just more satisfying. Although we do not recommend going around insulting people, the list of swear-free insults below will certainly get a chuckle.

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Aging is a sneaky process. Most of us don't realize how old we've gotten until we find we are no longer able to do things the way we used to with ease when we were younger.

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It's never easy to leave home.

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Like it or not, we've all met a liar or two. Some lies aren't so obvious either, and if the individual has a habit of lying regularly, then that's a sign that they could have a larger problem. Some lies are more innocent––we know those as "little white lies"––and typically don't harm anyone.

And some lies are just obvious and absurd––even entertaining. Why do people say these things? In truth (ha), the reasons might be complicated and the individual might not even be aware. We heard all about them after Redditor Mobile_Sturgeon asked the online community,

"What was the most obvious lie you've ever heard?"
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