You know what's hard? Cooking. Not just throwing some eggs in a pan and setting them on the stove over a medium-low heat while you guzzle your first cup of coffee of the day, no, I mean real cooking. Gathering together more than three ingredients, working in multiple phases, balancing out varying heats to make sure the appropriate level of oil doesn't burn, and so on, can all be a bit too much for anyone who's only read a recipe.
Sometimes, it's easier in theory than in practice.
Reddit user, u/PerpetualPuzzle, wanted to know:
Just One More...SEASON.Happy The Simpsons GIF Giphy
Watching just one more episode and then going to sleep
It's Only Natural To Lie
Telling the truth all the time.
Being honest 24/7 will lead you into a world of hurt...trust me. This is coming from a guy who tends to say exactly what is on my mind and it is not fun.
Who Does This? SERIOUSLY? WHO?
Waking up early to run
I'm convinced that people who actually can do this are either robots or aliens.
It's An Art And A Skill
Traditional martial arts
I practice ITF Taekwondo, and we literally separate traditional techniques and sparring techniques. A traditional turning kick for example is what we do in patterns and is great at breaking boards, but for sparring we do something totally different that is actually better in a fight. We literally kick with a different part of the foot, and even kick in a different direction (45 degrees to the side for traditional, straight to the front for sparring).
It's Not Practice. It's The Real Thing.Excited Lisa Simpson GIF by The Simpsons Giphy
Russian система. It's a lethal fighting technique used by speznaz and learned by many outside of that. But it is specifically for lethal force. Therefore you can't really spar without seriously injuring one of the people. Making it not effective because you can't fully learn the technique if you can't practice it in real instances
We're All Savages. Just Rip It.
The perforated area to open the mac and cheese box
Not Even In Theory Would This Work
An obedience school for cats.
That's even implausible in theory
Not Everyone Has Boots
Hard work can get you anywhere
Sometimes life just doesn't work outHypnosTheIgnoredGod
It Looks Good...Until You Start Hammering.
Every initial plan for a home improvement.. my grandfather had a saying, "plans have a way of working out on paper."
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Pure communism and pure capitalism.
It's almost like people will find ways to take advantage of any system and put their own short term benefit ahead of both their own long term benefit and others benefit at all.
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