There is a clear reason why the insanely unhealthy--and inhumane--food of McDonald's continues to draw long lines at the drive-thru and entire sports teams on the bus ride home from a game: MARKETING.
The McDonald's brand is synonymous with comfort, consistency, and even family.
Nowhere is that core essence reflected better than in the "Happy Meal."
Introduced in the mid-70s, the "Happy Meal" was conceived as a way to drive business in one of the most effective ways imaginable, by making kids love McDonald's so much that they scream at their parents about it from the back seat of a car.
A complete fast food meal with a little toy thrown in, all served in a fun cardboard box that looks like a little smiling face, the "Happy Meal" has stood the test of time, albeit with some healthier changes in the recent years.
But a recent Reddit thread ran a thought experiment. They imagined a 180: a "Sad Meal." People from far and wide offered interpretations of the very opposite of fun, family, and delicious.
lukeamotion asked, "If McDonald's sold a 'Sad Meal,' what would be in it?"
Some people offered up ideas that still had a foot in the McDonald's universe.
They imagined what shocking preparation faux pas might be at hand, or they modified existing meal choices to be only composed of their very worst elements.
Bad Toys and Worse Food
"Cold fries, an apple pie that's been under the heat lamp so long the filling has dried out, and a warm flat coke. The toy is a used game pass code." -- score_
"Same stuff just the stuff that's been sitting a couple hours under a hot lamp, with a broken Jar Jar Binks toy." -- adanipse
"Nuggets are burnt, fries are cold, unsalted, and the bag is only half-filled. Soda has too much ice and the toy is just a note that says :(" -- Avicii_DrWho
All About the Buns
"Two buns that hold nothing but a fat slop of mayo" -- turquoisepurplepink
"Just the weird middle bun from a Big Mac" -- octupleunderscore
"and the juice from a mc rib lol"
"I'll take one to go. But idk if I want it stale or still frozen, or maybe just untoasted. and a moldy frape for the drink" -- Idabro
"A large container crammed with french fries and chicken nuggets that are lathered in ketchup."
"It doesn't come with any utensils - you'll have to place the container on the floor, get on your knees and eat it like a dog."
Other entries left the boundaries of the McDonald's food world. They imagined other foods that kids--and even plenty of adults--would hate to receive at a fast food joint.
Brace yourself for healthy boredom and truck stop favorites.
"A container of plain quinoa, and a cup of heavily chlorinated, room temperature water" -- D3vilUkn0w
"'Ever snorted up a big loogie that had some weird hard bits in it? Quinoa is pretty close' -original quinoa marketing campaign" -- loptopandbingo
The Anti-Health Movement
"That's just called salad" -- I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G
"Healthy food. Makes me gag just thinking about it" -- JeffCalledMeSushi
"Liver and onions with prunes for the fruit option." -- greg_reddit
All Enjoyed While Cruising Down the Highway
"A cup of water served at room temperature, fruit slices, onion nuggets, and a mislabeled sauce packet." -- ReadingReddit66
"Natty Ice and a slim jim" -- tmcg6
And then there were the entries that took a broader approach.
These Redditors put the "Sad" in "Sad Meal." But for them, sadness relied on an extensive context surrounding the meal. They developed character sketches and relied on tropes of middle age apathy.
The Decisions That Led There
"Exactly what's in a Happy Meal but you're 36, divorced, and ordered it by accident when you forgot that you don't have the kids this weekend." -- wanderweather
"Hey, what's wrong with someone in their 30s wanting a collectible kid's toy? ;)" -- Some_Random_Android
"I was gunna comment something but yours blows mine out of the water" -- I_Nocebo
Bombshell To Go
"A 23andMe report showing your real dad never loved you." -- wheniwascake
"How does McDonald's know this?" -- strangehitman22
"The fact you're in McDonalds is proof enough." -- wheniwascake
A Litany of Options: It's a Cruel World
"Crippling anxiety accompanied with back pain, with a side of hamburger flavour vodka" -- Screwloose1985
"Mirror" -- PMForDickGraysonPics
"Student Debt" -- jbro145
Earning Your Meal
"The cashier would ask you what happened and caused you to buy it."
"And then gives you a note inside the sad meal box that roasts you about the problem that you told the cashier that caused you to buy it."
We're happy to report that you don't have to worry about receiving anything quite like this the next time you swing by the McDonald's drive-thru.
Perhaps it might make you feel a touch more grateful to have that 1000 calorie beast in a bag.
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When we make buying decisions, we're conditioned toward one common ideal: get the most, give the least.
Usually, that means scanning the shelves and internet to find the cheapest version of whatever it is we want. And usually, that's a solid way of doing it.
Paying for the Labor<p>"MAPLE SYRUP" -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnlveqk?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">pickwickswift</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"What, too good for vaguely maple-flavored plasticized corn syrup?"</p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"Yes, yes you are. Everyone is. Even me, and I'm garbage."</p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"The difference is so night and day that I'd much rather have store-brand toaster waffles with real maple syrup over fancy restaurant belgian waffles with the cheap 'syrup.' " -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnmdnot?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">______FRANCIS______</a></p>
First Thing of the Day Has to Be Great<p>"My coffee, gotta have the good stuff." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnl4gp0?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">horselovermidwest</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"Cheap coffe taste like crap, needs sugar to taste better, gives you stomach ache, overloaded with caffeine."</p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"Good quality, organic coffee, taste like comfort in a cup, best taste ever, smooth energy euphoria, doesn't need sugar or milk. People who drink cheap coffee daily, just because it's 3$ cheaper, are not living their best lives.' " -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnlzzx9?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Snowfreak2507</a><br></p>
Taste the Difference<p>"Tea. Life is too short anything but the best" -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnl9bsn?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">aegirthorst</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"Absolutely ...even if one is twice the price it's still only 5 cents a cup and soooo much better" -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnlizev?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">sznfpv</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"Oh my gosh. I tried a new brand recently because it was on sale... never again. I feel like I'm drinking toilet water, but I'm too stubborn to just throw it out until I finish the box." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnlyh3q?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">hblond3</a></p>
The Best of the Poisons<p>"Booze, I don't go for the really expensive stuff, but if you are going to harm yourself at least do it with something you like" -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnloqlu?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Mr_Agu</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"I used to not like whiskey or gin until I tried good whiskey and gin and now I like them both. There is a big difference between an $8 bottle of crap and $70 bottle of booze, if you aren't drinking for quantity buy quality." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnlv7mo?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">tossme68</a></p>
Bottom Stuff<p>"Foot wear and bedding. You spend so much time in both that it should be comfy!" -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnkzixw?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Fordinneridlikea69</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"My mom used to tell me, 'never skimp on things that go between you and the ground.' "</p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"Footwear: sock and shoes Bedding: home and camping equipment Tires." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnlg02g?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">brokenbadlab</a></p>
Hours of Comfort<p>"Anything i'll be using for an extended period of time (hours in succession) So a bed, PC, Clothes, Chair etc." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnleamj?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">AussieCollector</a></p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"Monitor! Good god, when i took out the old x230 and turned it on, i almost cried. I played over a hundred hours of dark souls with keyboard and mouse on that tiny, horrible screen."</p><p style="margin-left: 20px;">"My neck, my back, and my eyes are more important than some money i have to pay once" -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnm5snf?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">goldenwsd</a></p>
An Intimate Product<p>"Toilet paper. I literally cannot afford to pay my bills rn but the last time I bought cheap toilet paper it legit made my a** bleed lol." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnlc2kf?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">MissCheyenne14</a></p><p>"Toilet paper. My sensitive butt can't handle 2 ply sand paper." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnlaol7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">GenXer73</a></p>
Always There<p>"Glasses. I get all the fixings on my classes because they never leave my face. They are the single thing I wear/use more than anything. Love to read too."</p><p>"I will shop and shop for whatever frames I want and won't even look at the price. Glasses and my kids are why I max my fsa."</p><p>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnm0wul?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Haithin4</a></p>
Clean Lines<p>"art supplies. no way in hell am i using those crusty af markers that are already dry and those colored pencils that break after 2 uses and barely make a mark on the paper" -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnlpxs7?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Dazedlogicanimates</a></p><p>"Almost all art / writing supplies."</p><p>"I use 'expensive' pens and mechanical pencils on a daily basis. The difference is uncanny. When I have other work to do, I use natural brushes and the best paper I can get my hands on."</p><p>"When I started out I tried to save some money by buying cheap things (paint, pens, pencils, lead, paper) and had to go to the store once or twice a month because something I had broke or didn't work properly. My last mechanical pencil lasted 5 years because I lost it when renovating my studio."</p><p>"I am also a firm believer that the better the materials and tools, the better the results. Even if it's all in your mind, you will perform better at the end of it...." -- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnlwaxl?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">OddPattern2</a></p>
Thumping<p>"Headphones. The difference between a quality pair over 250 and the 5 buck ones is incredible. Only really important if you are obsessed with music and it plays a big part in your life."</p><p>"If music is your medicine you need good headphones."</p><p><span></span>-- <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lkp25c/what_is_something_you_refuse_to_buy_the_cheap/gnm2zc1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Novel-Able</a></p>
There's something really magical about traveling alone and wandering around a foreign country by yourself. Be smart about it of course and do your research––always know what you're getting into. I guarantee you'll have some splendid experiences walking through different cities and chatting up locals at bars. Some of my favorite memories are simply the ones where I sat somewhere, coffee or beer in hand, conversing with total strangers.
After Redditor GigaChad26 asked the online community, "What thing must you experience at least once?" people shared their recommendations.
"It's almost a religious experience..."<p>Seeing the night sky without light pollution.</p><p>It's almost a religious experience to see the stars and the stripe of the Milky Way from on top of a mountain.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lmj1fi/what_thing_you_must_experience_at_least_once_in/gnvuwjd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Kuato2012</a></p>
"Obviously..."<p>Super corny alert!!</p><p>Helping a stranger who needs help. NO video, NO pictures, no expectation of reward. Just knowing that you did something for someone who's on the outside, you brought them in for a minute.</p><p>Obviously, if you experience this at least once then it won't be your last time so maybe it doesn't qualify, but whatever.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lmj1fi/what_thing_you_must_experience_at_least_once_in/gnwejh6?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">JonesinforJonesy</a></p>
"To see a black hole in the sky..."<p>A total solar eclipse. To see a black hole in the sky where the sun used to be, with stars all around it in the middle of the day, is an unbelievable experience.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lmj1fi/what_thing_you_must_experience_at_least_once_in/gnvsqav?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">HomonoculusArgument</a></p>
"I was held hostage..."<p>I was held hostage by car bomb for about 14 hours once by a man who went AWOL from the special forces. I sat within feet of him the entire time the bomb was dismantled and then had to treat him as a medical provider.</p><p>At first, it was just terror. I had small children at home, a wife to go home to. But after the initial adrenaline wore off, it was very freeing. I could die at any moment and there was nothing I could do about it. And, while that's an almost certainty for all of us, it's usually not something so surreal and in the forefront of our minds. I wasn't worried about my student loans or the rent or my credit card payment or the car loan... none of it. I took a nap for a bit.</p><p><span>Everyone should get to feel like that. Maybe we would all slow down and just give each other a break.</span></p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lmj1fi/what_thing_you_must_experience_at_least_once_in/gnvn4kk?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Marshaze</a></p>
Well...<p>...there's something you don't read everyday. A word to the wise.</p><p>Let's continue.</p>
"It was a weird day."<p>I lived on the top floor of an apartment building that caught fire. I got myself and my cat out (the only living things in my unit) and watched the building continue to burn from across the street in a friend's apartment. Like you said, as the initial adrenaline wore off, I came to the realization that all of my possessions were going to be toast. And just like you said, <em>it was a freeing feeling</em>. All the stuff that we are subconsciously so concerned about, so attached to, none of it <em>really</em> mattered. I could get new clothes and furniture eventually. The only thing I couldn't replace was my artwork, and so what? My life would go on just the same and I'd make more.</p><p>Then as the day went on, they got the fire out and the fire chief cleared the building structurally so that some tenants could go back into their units and salvage anything undamaged. My unit was unburnt. Some stuff was smoke damaged, but for the most part, everything was okay. I had all my stuff back. And it was kind of disappointing in a weird way. I felt the onus of all my possessions drop back onto my mind. My landlords had already set me up with a new unit a few blocks away and I could move in immediately. So now I had the task of schlepping all my crap around.</p><p>It was a weird day.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lmj1fi/what_thing_you_must_experience_at_least_once_in/gnwr9yv?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">DozerDGozerian</a></p>
"It's freeing for some..."<p>Living by yourself, being single. It's freeing for some, scary for others, but I think it helps you realize who you are and what you want.</p><p><span></span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lmj1fi/what_thing_you_must_experience_at_least_once_in/gnx061i?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">tantonka605</a></p>
YES.<p>As someone who has lived on their own (and been single for a while), I can tell you that having this freedom has done wonders for my mental health.</p><p>Let's continue.</p>
"Learning an instrument..."<p>Learning an instrument to the point that you can meaningfully express yourself with it.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lmj1fi/what_thing_you_must_experience_at_least_once_in/gnvrnmx?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Flying_Alpaca_Boi</a></p>
"I talk to so many people..."<p>The Grand Canyon.</p><p>I talk to so many people who have never been and are seemingly uninterested...and I'm like, you know it's not just "a big hole in the ground", right?</p><p>It's literally breathtaking. It messes with your preconceived proportions of how big Earth actually is. They call it Grand for a reason. You should definitely go at least once.</p><p><span></span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lmj1fi/what_thing_you_must_experience_at_least_once_in/gnvr74s?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">xisnotx</a></p>
I still need to go there...<p>...and I imagine that experiencing that must be incredible.</p><p>Those of you who have been there: What do you have to say about it?</p>
"You'll be surprised..."<p>Have your heart be broken. You'll be surprised by how much you learn about yourself during this time period. Better it you realize and self-reflect on what you need to do and mature from it.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lmj1fi/what_thing_you_must_experience_at_least_once_in/gnvmawm?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">Phenomenal2313</a></p>
"Whether you go alone..."<p>Living abroad. Whether you go alone, with a friend, with family or a partner, moving to another country with another culture teaches you so much and puts your life so far into perspective. Plus, you realise that amazing people live everywhere.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lmj1fi/what_thing_you_must_experience_at_least_once_in/gnvqil1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">hephephey</a></p>
Medical Professionals Describe The Stupidest Misconception A Patient Has Ever Had About The Human Body
A good friend of mine is a doctor. They often share stories of the ridiculousness they run into at work. Lately, he's been flabbergasted by the number of women who come into his office without a basic understanding of how menstruation works. He is always sensitive and understanding––unfortunately, so many young women aren't taught what they need to know about their own bodies––and he likes his patients to leave his office more knowledgable than when they came in.
But ill-conceived notions about how the human body works run rampant, especially when you factor in the amount of anti-science nonsense that proliferates online.
After Redditor DarthLocutusofBorg asked the online community, "Medical professionals, what is a stupid misconception a patient has had about the human body?" people shared their stories.
"I had a father of a newborn baby..."<p>I had a father of a baby absolutely <em>beside himself</em> because his newborn baby had no teeth.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lnn671/medical_professionals_what_is_the_stupidest/go29qke?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">GPFO</a></p>
Okay...<p>...that's pretty hilarious, not going to lie.</p><p>Let's continue.</p>
"They were bowel sounds."<p>Mom brought newborn to the ER because "he keeps making grunting sounds like he can't breathe." No sounds like this during the exam, they ask mom to try having baby latch/nurse. She does and baby is fine. Sometime later pages the nurse because he's making noises. They were bowel sounds. Normal bowel sounds. Hilarious but she was worried. 10/10 good mom.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lnn671/medical_professionals_what_is_the_stupidest/go2pjf2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">SignificanceSpeaks</a></p>
"They seem to think that..."<p>They seem to think that, by pausing a 'seizure' to inform us that they're having a seizure, they'll get benzos. Lol no.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lnn671/medical_professionals_what_is_the_stupidest/go29ivg?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">GPFO</a></p>
"I overheard a guy..."<p>I overheard a guy talking to another at a pregnancy clinic. 'I just don't get it, she was standing up, the sperm would have just come out how is she pregnant?' and both of them seemed very confused.</p><p><span></span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lnn671/medical_professionals_what_is_the_stupidest/go1rvbl?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">FoxesStoleMyGloves</a></p>
This is why sex-ed is important, people.<p>You'd think these questions would not be asked after, let's say, junior high, but you'd be wrong. Lots of parents push back against sex-ed being taught in schools, saying it's inappropriate.</p><p>But without it, we get stories like the one above.</p><p>Let's continue.</p>
"So they left it in there..."<p>Patient comes to the ER with an infected foot wound and streaking up the leg. Turns out they were walking barefoot on their porch and stepped on some metal scraps, don't remember what they were from. Patient tried to remove these but evidently, a piece of one broke off in the process and was too deep to see or grasp properly. So they left it in there for over a week. Reasoning was: "I thought it would fester out."</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lnn671/medical_professionals_what_is_the_stupidest/go2pjf2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SignificanceSpeaks</a></p>
"She didn't understand..."<p>My mother, a doctor, volunteered to give a health lecture to high school girls in the south (Arkansas to be precise). During the QA period, when she asked if anyone had questions, a girl asked her if it was true that lemon juice was a good contraceptive option.</p><p>She didn't understand so the girl explained that after her boyfriend came inside of her, she would squeeze lemon juice into her vagina to prevent pregnancy from occurring.</p><p>I wasn't there but can only imagine the look on my mother's face based on the way she reacted to my idiocy throughout my childhood.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lnn671/medical_professionals_what_is_the_stupidest/go23qfv?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">warriorofinterests</a></p>
"While being treated..."<p>Patient with seafood allergy presents to ER with swollen lips, hives, itchy throat. Provider takes a history asking if the patient could've been exposed to seafood or cross contamination. Have they eaten new food or at a new establishment? The whole nine. While being treated, patient adamantly denies this. They keep trying to figure out what the allergen could've been because it's a pretty strong reaction. Eventually the patient gets frustrated and admits they ate shrimp pasta but it CAN'T be from that because he took two tablespoons of honey first and "it coats things in there." As in, shrimp can somehow not penetrate the magical honey fortress.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lnn671/medical_professionals_what_is_the_stupidest/go2pjf2?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">SignificanceSpeaks</a></p>
"One person didn't..."<p>One person didn't think the stroke they were having was a big deal because they could 'get some brain transplanted from donors right?' I just... I couldn't even.</p><p><span></span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lnn671/medical_professionals_what_is_the_stupidest/go1rvbl?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">FoxesStoleMyGloves</a></p>
That's not how this works.<p>That's not how any of this works.</p><p>Let's continue.</p>
"We now keep a mini plastic skeleton..."<p>Wanting a wheelchair to be made wider, but not wanting it to actually be wider.</p><p>Client comes to my wheelchair clinic saying the chair got too small (they gained weight but want to blame the wheelchair) and could I get them a wider one. I can actually adjust the current one but just before I get the toolbox I ask about any narrow doors. Turns out the current setup only just fits through her front door. If I make it even 1" wider she won't be able to get in her house.</p><p>Took a while to get her to understand that widening the chair does indeed widen the chair, and no I can't widen the seat without widening the overall width.</p><p>I've had many others from wheelchair clinic, I accidentally told the parents of a 6-year-old non-verbal, not independently mobile child with global developmental delay that she would never be "normal". They thought developmental delay meant she'd catch up eventually, like the difference between a train being delayed or canceled. I had to clarify and explain their daughter would never live independently because apparently, everyone assumed they knew and never explicitly told them.</p>
"What do you mean..."<p>"What do you mean, I can't eat an entire fruit cake? Isn't fruit supposed to be healty?"</p><p>-Diabetic type 2 with a blood sugar level of 450 mg/dl.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lnn671/medical_professionals_what_is_the_stupidest/go1plfi?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">VlokenenVinteleren</a></p>
"I had to explain..."<p>I had to explain to a pregnant woman once that the baby is coming out of her vagina. She was almost six months pregnant and was horrified, I think she thought all babies were just C- sectioned out.</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lnn671/medical_professionals_what_is_the_stupidest/go1rvbl?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3" target="_blank">FoxesStoleMyGloves</a></p>
Given what we've just read...<p>...it's safe to say that doctors, nurses, and other medical professionals must be the most patient––no pun intended––people in the world.</p><p>Let's just say that all of these threads help make the perfect case for why we need students to have an understanding of sex-ed and basic anatomy. They'll go far with this info, trust us.</p><p>Have your own stories to share? Feel free to sound off in the comments below!</p>
The old saying goes "one man's trash is another man's treasure." But sometimes--how could that NOT be considered treasure?
The waste system we have developed as humans all but guarantees people will throw out something that will be useful to the person who finds it or has to collect it. The wealthy seemingly have unlimited resources.
And eventually even us peons may come across something really really nice that we can take home and use for ourselves.
Here were some of those answers.
Sexy Sax Time
When I was a kid my dad worked for a company that hauled away dumpsters and at one point found an old alto sax complete in the box.
Ended up playing it for four years up until high school when it was stolen, couldn't play after that since my family couldn't afford a rental let alone pay for a new one.
A Chest Of Hopes And Dreams
A Lane cedar chest. I was helping my dad clean out this lady's garage and she said as long as we were there, we might as well take that, too. She said she always hated the smell of cedar but her husband wouldn't let her get rid of it and now that he was dead, she was sending it on its way!
The veneer was never in great shape but it still keeps my wool items safe. I've had it for over 30 years now.
Let's Head To France
My little brother was emptying out a client's basement and everything was going to be thrown away so my brother was told to keep anything he wanted.
He saw a nice looking bike and took it. Turns out it was a Dahon mu p8 30th anniversary limited edition and in perfect condition. From what I found on it, it goes for over $4K.
Some of these items are just plain luxury, thrown in the garbage.
Stock Up That N64...But Not The Corpses
My dad was a trash man when I was growing up. He would always be bringing cool stuff home to us. He used to always say that the "poor" neighborhoods had the most trash and they threw away literally everything.
The two best ones that I can think of was a brand new BMX bike and like 20 Nintendo 64 games that he found at a video rental store.
Also once at the transfer station one of his co-workers found a "dummy arm" in the big pile of trash. He pulled it and it ended up being a dead guy, the police later determined that it was a homeless person that got picked up and died when the trash truck compacted him.
A Chaise, If You Will
When I was a kid I found a couch. It wasn't very big, but thats why it was so great. 10 year old me was able to carry it all the way home by myself. (About a block and a half.) This was before kids having cell phones were huge so I didn't call my parents about it first and they were at the store anyways. So I took the couch home and put it in my room. It was pretty dated... Made of some material I've never encountered again so far, but I thought I was THE SH*T. I had a whole couch in my room.
How many 10 year olds had couches in their room? Well my parents came home and clearly weren't happy, but given I carried it up to the second story and got it into my room they let me keep it. (My down stairs neighbor helped me.)
I felt like a king. I had a couch. I had a big box TV for my play station. I had it all. Simpler times.
Found a 55 inch tv next to the dumpster 4 years ago. It was missing 1 hdmi port on the side. It looked like someone might have tripped and ripped it out. Anyway, I opened it up googled the motherboard serial number and found a brand new replacement for like $60 less then 25min away....needless to say I called ahead on my day off picked it up and it works like a charm. Still use the tv to this day.
55in Sony 2012 lcd tv. I have chromecast with google tv hooked up to it now and it's awesome.
Itty Bitty Kitty Committee
I worked as a garbage man in 1972. A small stray cat jumped into the back of the hopper to look for food. I took him home and named him saigon.
This was the best thing. Second best thing someone threw out an old pair of skis. There was snow on the ground and me and the other guy each took a ski and stood on it and held onto the truck, great fun.
Third best we found an entire case of "brylcream" (look it up) and me and the other guy had brylcream fights all day, total mess (I stripped off before going into my house after work). Worst things a garbage can that had live coals in it that started our truck on fire.
What was once trash to some folks are now priceless memories for others.
Silver And Gold
Not me but my brother. Someone apparently threw out grandpas stuff from the attic after he passed away. This was the last scheduled pickup at the house and everything was already moved out, nobody living there.
Driving an automated (claw to grab and dump) truck, my brother was irritated there were these 2 bowling bags he had to get out to throw in the truck.
He realized they seemed a bit heavy, so he opened them to see why. Inside there was real silver silverware/flatware. He ended up selling it for scrap prices to a jeweler and got $3000.
How A Trampoline Could Have Changed My Life
My father was a garbage man who also did clean-outs for homes and businesses, where they'd rip apart the entire building and throw everything out in their dumpsters. He worked on a ton of really massive houses, some worth 10s of millions of dollars, one was worth 40 million and wasn't even the permanent residence.
Best things I got as a kid: A pretty much unused trampoline with a net and everything.
A go-kart that my dads friend was able to fix up and we used all the time (I live on a dead end).
And once he cleaned out a deli that was closing down, and we no joke had unlimited Snapples and Sodas of every flavor for almost a year. I'd drink the Snapples while out on the trampoline. I used the hell out of all 3 of those things in my childhood
My father was a garbage man when I was born. I don't remember because I was like 3 months old. But my first dog was in the trash. My dad stopped. Picked up a box and heard some shuffling on the inside and there were two puppies. My dad kept one and the driver kept the other.
They were brother and sister (my dad assumed). He kept the male and named him Jasper. He was literally my best friend growing up. I had him for 13 years and my dad tells me the job was worth it just for that dog.
He called the police and animal control on the residence but doesn't know what happened after that. All I know is I'm 37 and still love that dog so much. I'm so thankful my dad saved him and his sister.
There you have it. People throw out TVs, trampolines, and even pets. People get their best friends from these garbage stops.
But seriously, don't throw out your pets. Please call an ASPCA if you are that desperate.