Weird Al Yankovic's masterful parodies and original songs have been delighting many a music fan since his debut on Dr. Demento in 1976.
Some of Al's parodies have proven to be even catchier than the songs they're based on.
Redditor imnotsteven7 asked:
"What's a Weird Al song you like more than the original?"
I'm Fluent In Java ScriptAs Well As Klingon
"White & Nerdy"
"I still can’t believe I saw him preform live when I was 14. I still remember when he finished and everyone kept screaming encore and then after 5 mins of that he comes flying out on a Segway singing White and Nerdy!"
"For years Al boasted in interviews how Chamillionaire had sincerely complimented his rap skills."
"If he tried that now the reaction would be 'Cha-who?'"
I Don't Even Like Liver
"Trapped in the Drive Thru, 100%"
"Fr though that song got me through some tough times. I can't tell anyone cause they'd think I was joking."
"Sometimes you just need some Weird music to get you through the tough times."
Gonna Familiarize You With The Nomenclature
"Word Crimes. Blurred Lines is douchey. Al's version is like a PG 13 version of SchoolhouseRock."
"Weird Al has a big dic - tionary..."
"I just rewatched the video and I caught another joke that may or may not have been intentional when he said 'hire a CUNNING LINGUIST'"
"There are no accidents with Weird Al, dude is simply two steps ahead of everyone."
I've Figured Out These Shadow Organizations
"Foil. Always makes me chuckle."
"Love the turn halfway through the song."
"'...so I made this hat.'"
"Possibly the best-placed five monosyllabic words in all of pop music, ties the whole thing up with such a neat little bow."
Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1699
"Amish Paradise is timeless. Still holds up so good."
"Anytime I watch the video I'm still impressed by the part at the end where the video is playing backwards but he's singing 'forwards'. Must've took a hell of a lot of practise."
"This is the one I was going to pick, the 'FOOL!' Gets me every time."
"For me it's 'or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your hiney!'"
A Long, Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far Away
"The Saga Begins"
"According to Don McLean his kids played it so much that he found himself stumbling a bit when performing American Pie."
"That reminds me of how The Presidents of the United States of America starting adding the last line from Gump ('And that's all I have to say about that') to Lump when they would perform it live."
"I genuinely can't sing along to the original without getting confused."
Don't Know What I Was Thinkin' Of
"I Lost On Jeopardy!"
43 Bumper Stickers And A YOLO License Plate
"Tacky is hilarious and one of my favorites."
"'If I'm bit by a zombie I'm probably not telling you'"
"Love the video, I have to say Jack Black was so fun!"
It's All About The Pentiums, Baby
"All about the Pentiums."
"Do you wanna be a hacker? A code cracker, slacker? Hanging out with all the chatroom yackers?"
"This song randomly showed up in my head today after years of not thinking of it. Now it comes up in Reddit. Life is weird. 'What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito?'"
Parody Of Style
"Dare to be stupid."
"He copied Devo's style so well, Devo said it was the best song they never wrote."
"When I was a teenager, my friend and I went to a Weird Al concert. I swear that 'What did I say?' portion took at least 2 minutes of him saying 'I can't hear you.''A little louder now', etc..."
"Between that, the fat suit for Fat, and launching mini lightsabers into the crowd after The Saga Begins, that's still one of my favorite (if not favorite) show I've ever been to."
"I feel the same way about Everything You Know is Wrong. I don't think it was a parody of anything but it's my favorite Weird Al song."
"I think it’s just supposed to sound like They Might Be Giants in general."
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It's A Fact I'm A Quack
"Like a surgeon. Great music video."
"Didn’t Madonna give Weird Al the idea behind the song?"
"Sort of, I think he said it was gonna be "Like A Sturgeon" until she suggested surgeon & started riffing lyrics with him, which sounds pretty awesome"
We've Got Snazzy Suits And Ties
"Most of them lol, but
"'We only torture the ones we don't like, you're probably gonna be OK'"
"No no.no no if I think about it it's going to be in my head for a solid week."
His Originals Are Amazing Too
"While it’s not a parody, One More Minute has got to be one of the funniest songs I’ve ever heard."
"People definitely don't talk about Weird Al's originals enough. One More Minute is my favorite, but Virus Alert is a close second."
"My second favorite Weird Al original is Christmas at Ground Zero"
It Doesn't Matter If It's Boiled Or Fried
"Eat it. My brother is a picky eater so we play it when he won’t eat something to hype him up."
"My parents used to make references to Eat It all the time and they always said "it's a song" and then they showed my sister and I the music video and song. It was the best thing ever."
Oy Vey, Oy Vey
"Pretty fly for a rabbi."
"How ya doing Bernie?"
"On high holy days, you know he prays and praysAnd he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise..."
I'll Be A Human Jelly Bean
"Perform this Way - Weird Al is at his best when he full on parody’s the artist’s style."
"My favourite part is the hey hey hey from the porcupine on his head. No idea why but it cracks me up everytime."
"Living with a hernia."
"I can't listen to the original without hearing this version. It's great."
"Cool video too. It's crazy how good he is at incorporating James Brown's dance moves for comedic effect. And at one point he does a mic kick that is actually pretty impressive."
Our Prices Are Low, Our Staff Is Underpaid
"King of Suede. The store I worked at would play The original and I’d hear ‘it’s the same old sale as yesterday’"
"Deep cut for that one. I love that song though. I do like the original, but not as much."
This Cheese 'Round The Clock Is Gettin' Me Blocked
"'A Complicated Song' still makes me chuckle after all these years."
"Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and"
"Move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?"
And Jerry's In The Middle Tryin' To Be The Referee
"Jerry Springer (parody of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies)."
"Jerry Springer is so underrated. He does his usual thing of trying to use similar sounds for the parody lyrics, but he knocked it out of the park with Jerry Springer. There are so many lyrics."
Weird Al is an international treasure.
It's truly hard to pick his best song.
What's your favorite?
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You know what would be great?
If society could just stop with arbitrary dress codes. If you're not working with the public, why should you have to dress up so much? If you're a police officer, then it makes sense that you'd wear a uniform that identifies you as a police officer. If you're Ted from IT who sits in the backroom all day, I really don't see why you have to come in every day in a suit and tie.
Let's just toss them out, shall we?
People shared their thoughts with us after Redditor Levels2ThisBrush asked the online community,
"What should be socially acceptable but isn't?"
"Leaving the office..."
"Leaving the office whenever you've finished your tasks for the day."
This is why I'm so glad remote work is the new office.
"And yet, I get it!"
"Taking off sick from work, WITHOUT giving an invasive reason. I supervise a small team and so I see all the OOO emails, and for gods sake I want people to PLEASE not feel the need to explain in detail what kind of diarrhea is afflicting them, or how bad their period cramps are, or how much bad sushi they ate the night before. Just say “I’m under the weather, I won’t be online today.”"
"And yet, I get it! I do it too! I feel guilty or like I’ll be looked at with suspicion if my reason for taking off isn’t sufficiently debilitating enough!"
"But… we need to stop this. As a manager I don’t care, I don’t THINK the people above me who are also on these emails care… let’s just all agree to take sick days without any details from now on!"
I do not miss my retail days where I had to organise someone to cover me and beg on bended knee.
"Cashiers or workers who don’t need to be standing all day not having a stool or chair."
Another thing I do not miss from my retail days. Having to stand for hours and hours only to come home with my feet killing me was not fun.
"Prices on apartments..."
"Prices on apartments and their respectable reasons for such price directly on their websites or advertising without the need for a tour or any secrecy."
I always assume if I have to ask the price I probably can’t afford it.
"Being quiet/not wanting to engage in conversation all the time."
In Finland, if somebody tries to talk to you, they are probably a tourist.
"Choosing not to..."
"Choosing not to have toxic family members in your life."
It feels very liberating once you accept that you don't have to put up with it.
"Employees calling customers out in public for being a**holes."
Absolutely. Many customers get away with treating employees horribly because they know they can do it without any pushback... most of the time.
"The fact that I sometimes..."
"The fact that I sometimes need to take my insulin in public. No, Karen, I am not doing drugs, I need to live."
You’re getting that sweet sweet insulin high… the high of being not-dead.
"Afternoon naps. I’m on team nap. Give me 25 minutes to charge up and I’ll give you back 3 hours of high quality work. Everyone wins. Plus I go home with extra energy instead of dead tired."
Short naps don't work for me. I can't do a 25 min recharge. When I take a nap it needs to be like a solid 2 hours
"Salary transparency. For some reason, in the US, there’s a taboo or stigma around discussing one’s salary. This should be done openly and freely, with zero embarrassment or judgment. The only winners from avoiding these conversations are the corporations that are able to pay people differently for the same roles. Speak up!"
The "for some reason" you're referring to is simply propaganda on behalf of corporations.
It's evident that something's got to change around here, and we're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore!
Have some observations of your own? Feel free to tell us more in the comments below!
As much as many of us don't like to disrupt the status quo, there is only so much time a person can tolerate a miserable situation before things become so unbearable that they ultimately have to peace out.
For some people, it takes a while for them to reach a breaking point. Eventually, there comes a time when they realize their self-worth is more important than continuing to please others who don't appreciate them for the sake of keeping up with appearances.
Curious to hear from people whose patience ran thin and made a strong decision, Reddit Prestigious-Order-62 asked:
"What made you say 'f'k this sh*t im out?'"
The unwarranted reprimanding was something that was never mentioned in the initial job description.
"In the late 90’s."
"One time I got pulled into the Security office at a Department store I worked at. They accused me of constantly using the sales day coupons for people that didn’t present one (we always kept an extra copy at each register). I had watched my own department boss do it many times so I assumed it was okay. We didn’t even collect the coupons to be counted for the cash office, we just chucked them after use."
"They claimed I lost the store hundreds of dollars and had been watching me 'for months' do this awful, unforgivable crime for people spending 90 bucks on already bloated price designer jeans. I’m sure the occasional 10% discount was just devastating. 🙄""I got this huge lecture of how I was LITERALLY stealing from the store and they COULD call the police but would give me a chance to work off the damage. I couldn’t believe how criminal I was made to feel over it. The best part when they called my boss in who pretended to have never done it before to save her own a**."
"I asked if they were firing me. They said 'Yes and No. You will be let go, but you can choose to work off the damages so we don’t take you to court.' I told them I will just quit and asked for my last check. They said they will deduct what I owe from my last check. And I said 'Well then you need to show me all the footage and prove that I was stealing.' They wouldn’t produce footage, finally called the cops, and when the cops arrived, they were just as confused and called it an internal problem and advised them that this was overblown. I think they felt sorry for me. So finally upper management came in and just said 'just issue the last check, I will sign it here.' So much drama over so stupid a thing."
"It was sad because that actual day my Mom and daughter had come to the mall to meet me for lunch and I had to explain I just was forced to quit that job and was never allowed in that store again like I was some awful jerk."
"It was nice a few short years later, the entire chain bankrupted."
"A coworker waited until we were in front of a large group of people to start 'disciplining' me for something 'wrong' I did (I took my lunch 15 mins late to help another coworker) when she wasn’t even my supervisor. Applied for a job transfer the next day and couldn’t be happier where I am now."
"I had a piece of sh*t of a boss. He'd praise you in private but berate you in public. In front of coworkers and customers. Always about stuff that didn't matter."
"He'd also happily break company policy to side with customers after you spent an hour telling a customer you can't give them stuff for free, for example. Any time he was around, everything was miserable."
"My only regret is that I wasn't there to see him marched out by corporate when he got fired, because I had gone on to a better job by then."
Human Punching Bag
"I used to work in a Kitchen at a pub, it was grim work, but I had freinds there and had worked there for 3 years, So it wasn't too bad."
"One Christmas season we were being absolutely pumped, full out functions and busy services. My boss at the time was very stressed and fair enough, We were busy, We were all working overtime and full out. He used any excuse to completely blow up and absolutely scream at me for little to no reason, essentially him yelling at me was his stress relief. But fine, whatever, kitchens are rough places, no appolagies or anything, move on."
"I then go away for 3 weeks over the Christmas holidays and spend the time road tripping around the country having an amazing time."
"First shift back, not pleased being back, he makes a snarky comment."
"F'k this, Im out."
Even though these employees weren't chewed out in front of co-workers, the low salary without room for negotiation made them not wanting to stick around for much longer.
You Only Get One Job
"They cut my hours so I had to get a second job. 3 days before I was supposed to start said second job, my manager at the main job told me that I couldn't get this second job because I had main job first and I needed to make it my priority. That's when I said f'k you and left. I didn't even give a notice, I literally just sent an email saying I wouldn't be coming in the next day, grabbed my sh*t and went home."
"I used to work Retail and after 7 years at the company, I found out I was only making 50 cents more an hour than someone who just started yesterday. I understood if they couldn't pay me more and asked for a good schedule. 7-3 or 8-4 every day and the same two days off every week. I didn't even ask for weekends off."
"I was told that they couldn't give me a good schedule so I quit."
Situations weren't much different outside the work place. Social dilemmas prompted these Redditors to say, "nope."
"Went to a pub because a friend kept asking. When I got there, he was with a group of people I didn't know, so I introduced myself and got the next round. As I come back with the tray, I hear them saying something along the lines of 'why is that b*tch still here? I thought she was just supposed to drop off a bicycle?' 'Ya, we don't want her to come to <this other town with more pubs> and now she is drinking with us?' 'She's so dumb' *proceeds to imitate and ridicule me as I was actively listening and nodding when I was having a conversation with my friend."
"Gave the beer to random people and walked right out after saying good evening to my friend and briefly explaining I did not appreciate being tricked into being a bicycle taxi for people who hate me directly after meeting me."
A Shocking Incident
"I was on my boat fishing for bass. I casted out my line and watched the lure hit the water but the line just floated in the air. Lightning and thunder crashed and the line fell to the water. F'k this sh*t, I'm out."
"She lined my bed with broken glass put the blankets over it and I dove on in lol."
"Edit: She was violent/crazy and on drugs, was like the 20th attack I took and that made me really think lol."– MyLifeForAuir1
Ally For The Ex
"I found nudes of his ex (from ten years ago) that I’d previously asked him twice to get rid of tucked in a pair of MY socks. Our couples counselor asked why he’d kept them and he said, 'You know. In case I ever needed to blackmail her.' He said it like it was a perfectly normal and reasonable thing to plan to do. The therapist and I locked eyes and I noped the f'k out of there and moved out."
Most of these Redditors realized leaving their situation was better than dealing with the consequences of sticking around.
The latter is never a good option. Why remain in a scenario you know is already going to consume your soul?
The lesson for today is–Don't be miserable. Your sanity is worth saving.Besides, you would never know that something better awaits if you just don't get the F out.
As we enter into the summer months, people now have to decide whether or not they want their morning coffee to be hot or iced.
Lucky for them, it's delicious either way.
One could make an argument that foods that are equally delicious hot or cold are perhaps the best, or at least the most reliable.
And this can include foods which are not customarily sold both hot and cold (cold pizza anyone?).
Redditor NectarineOther4989 was curious to hear which foods people enjoy either hot or cold, leading them to ask:
"What is something that tastes good both hot and cold?"
Fresh out of the oven, or the next day!
Chocolate withstands all temperatrues
"Chocolate."Chocolate Satisfying GIF by HuffPostGiphy
Can't go wrong with fruit and pastry
"Apple pie."- Hak_Saw5000
This doesn't only apply to food
"Revenge."- pushthestartbuttonkarine vanasse revenge GIF by HULUGiphy
Let the flavor develop
"2 totally different flavors depending on warm vs cold from fridge."- nonkowledge
So many to choose from!
A matter of textural preference
"Cheese, ya fools."- eat_dontpray_loveCloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs Eating GIFGiphy
Under a hot greek sun, or during a cold winter's eve.
While there's no better smell than a batch of chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven, those eating them the next day likely aren't missing out either.
Those who are truly superstitious have trouble shaking off customs which others might find somewhat silly.
These include holding your breath when passing a cemetery, throwing salt over your shoulder after spilling it, or not stepping on cracks for fear of breaking their mother's backs.
But even though it has been irrefutably proven that there is absolutely no validity to these superstitions, these same people will likely never stop performing these customs.
Nor will some others ever stop believing myths and hoaxes which have likewise proven to be one-hundred percent false.
Redditor Jimbo_Jigs was curious to learn the things people will never stop believing, despite ample evidence to the contrary, leading them to ask:
"What is proven to be a hoax but people still believe it to be true?"
"That cracking your knuckles gives you arthritis."- SnooCompliments9257
Though, it's still wise to avoid doing this...
"If you pull out a grey hair three more grow in its place, my sister still believes this one."- oopySpaff
Something to seriously think about.
"We only use 10% or our brain."- wiggywithitbrain GIFGiphy
Though they might still not be please you'r touching their child!
"Touching a baby bird will make its parents reject it."
"Any baby animal."
"When in doubt, reach out to your local wildlife rehabilitation network/individual."- JustMeerkats
I can sleep with my mouth open? Who knew!
"That you swallow 8 spiders a year in your sleep."- rentinghappiness
Never pay others to be an entrepreneur.
"MLMs, Boss babes, 'be your own boss' scams."
"I'm not sure how many documentaries need to be put on YouTube before people will stop buying into these companies and wasting their money."- ImAGhostOooooooo
It's literally quite the opposite
"Shaving making hair grow in thicker."- offbrandbarbie
Though a balanced diet doesn't hurt...
"The food pyramid."- sd2528
Best to stay out of the mouths of others regardless
"That dogs mouths are cleaner than humans!"- Mental_Investigator3Giphy
Just makes you more visible.
"It’s illegal to keep the light on in the car while driving."- rerhodes770
It seems that there is no amount of convincing that will ever lead these people to realize that they've been duped.
And one can't help but wonder what people do with the false information that a dog's mouth is cleaner than a humans?