Weird Al Yankovic's masterful parodies and original songs have been delighting many a music fan since his debut on Dr. Demento in 1976.
Some of Al's parodies have proven to be even catchier than the songs they're based on.
Redditor imnotsteven7 asked:
"What's a Weird Al song you like more than the original?"
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"White & Nerdy"
"I still can’t believe I saw him preform live when I was 14. I still remember when he finished and everyone kept screaming encore and then after 5 mins of that he comes flying out on a Segway singing White and Nerdy!"
"For years Al boasted in interviews how Chamillionaire had sincerely complimented his rap skills."
"If he tried that now the reaction would be 'Cha-who?'"
I Don't Even Like Liver
"Trapped in the Drive Thru, 100%"
"Fr though that song got me through some tough times. I can't tell anyone cause they'd think I was joking."
"Sometimes you just need some Weird music to get you through the tough times."
Gonna Familiarize You With The Nomenclature
"Word Crimes. Blurred Lines is douchey. Al's version is like a PG 13 version of SchoolhouseRock."
"Weird Al has a big dic - tionary..."
"I just rewatched the video and I caught another joke that may or may not have been intentional when he said 'hire a CUNNING LINGUIST'"
"There are no accidents with Weird Al, dude is simply two steps ahead of everyone."
I've Figured Out These Shadow Organizations
"Foil. Always makes me chuckle."
"Love the turn halfway through the song."
"'...so I made this hat.'"
"Possibly the best-placed five monosyllabic words in all of pop music, ties the whole thing up with such a neat little bow."
Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1699
"Amish Paradise is timeless. Still holds up so good."
"Anytime I watch the video I'm still impressed by the part at the end where the video is playing backwards but he's singing 'forwards'. Must've took a hell of a lot of practise."
"This is the one I was going to pick, the 'FOOL!' Gets me every time."
"For me it's 'or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your hiney!'"
A Long, Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far Away
"The Saga Begins"
"According to Don McLean his kids played it so much that he found himself stumbling a bit when performing American Pie."
"That reminds me of how The Presidents of the United States of America starting adding the last line from Gump ('And that's all I have to say about that') to Lump when they would perform it live."
"I genuinely can't sing along to the original without getting confused."
Don't Know What I Was Thinkin' Of
"I Lost On Jeopardy!"
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"Tacky is hilarious and one of my favorites."
"'If I'm bit by a zombie I'm probably not telling you'"
"Love the video, I have to say Jack Black was so fun!"
It's All About The Pentiums, Baby
"All about the Pentiums."
"Do you wanna be a hacker? A code cracker, slacker? Hanging out with all the chatroom yackers?"
"This song randomly showed up in my head today after years of not thinking of it. Now it comes up in Reddit. Life is weird. 'What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito?'"
Parody Of Style
"Dare to be stupid."
"He copied Devo's style so well, Devo said it was the best song they never wrote."
"When I was a teenager, my friend and I went to a Weird Al concert. I swear that 'What did I say?' portion took at least 2 minutes of him saying 'I can't hear you.''A little louder now', etc..."
"Between that, the fat suit for Fat, and launching mini lightsabers into the crowd after The Saga Begins, that's still one of my favorite (if not favorite) show I've ever been to."
"I feel the same way about Everything You Know is Wrong. I don't think it was a parody of anything but it's my favorite Weird Al song."
"I think it’s just supposed to sound like They Might Be Giants in general."
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It's A Fact I'm A Quack
"Like a surgeon. Great music video."
"Didn’t Madonna give Weird Al the idea behind the song?"
"Sort of, I think he said it was gonna be "Like A Sturgeon" until she suggested surgeon & started riffing lyrics with him, which sounds pretty awesome"
We've Got Snazzy Suits And Ties
"Most of them lol, but
"'We only torture the ones we don't like, you're probably gonna be OK'"
"No no.no no if I think about it it's going to be in my head for a solid week."
His Originals Are Amazing Too
"While it’s not a parody, One More Minute has got to be one of the funniest songs I’ve ever heard."
"People definitely don't talk about Weird Al's originals enough. One More Minute is my favorite, but Virus Alert is a close second."
"My second favorite Weird Al original is Christmas at Ground Zero"
It Doesn't Matter If It's Boiled Or Fried
"Eat it. My brother is a picky eater so we play it when he won’t eat something to hype him up."
"My parents used to make references to Eat It all the time and they always said "it's a song" and then they showed my sister and I the music video and song. It was the best thing ever."
Oy Vey, Oy Vey
"Pretty fly for a rabbi."
"How ya doing Bernie?"
"On high holy days, you know he prays and praysAnd he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise..."
I'll Be A Human Jelly Bean
"Perform this Way - Weird Al is at his best when he full on parody’s the artist’s style."
"My favourite part is the hey hey hey from the porcupine on his head. No idea why but it cracks me up everytime."
"Living with a hernia."
"I can't listen to the original without hearing this version. It's great."
"Cool video too. It's crazy how good he is at incorporating James Brown's dance moves for comedic effect. And at one point he does a mic kick that is actually pretty impressive."
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"King of Suede. The store I worked at would play The original and I’d hear ‘it’s the same old sale as yesterday’"
"Deep cut for that one. I love that song though. I do like the original, but not as much."
This Cheese 'Round The Clock Is Gettin' Me Blocked
"'A Complicated Song' still makes me chuckle after all these years."
"Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and"
"Move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?"
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"Jerry Springer (parody of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies)."
"Jerry Springer is so underrated. He does his usual thing of trying to use similar sounds for the parody lyrics, but he knocked it out of the park with Jerry Springer. There are so many lyrics."
Weird Al is an international treasure.
It's truly hard to pick his best song.
What's your favorite?
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The first time we all have sex is such a nerve wracking experience.
Everybody wants to be good. No... GREAT!
That probability is highly unlikely though.
There is so much to learn and navigate when it comes to sex.
RedditorBobirrrwanted to talk about the birds and the bees and all the information that surprised us. They asked:
"What did you not know about sex until you lost your virginity?"
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"You gotta guide it much more than you think."
"Just because you’re having sex doesn’t mean you’ll become good at it without a remarkable amount of trial and error."
"More than trial and error, you gotta ask your partner how it was, what they liked and didn’t like and what they want to try. Being able to have an open and honest conversation about sex with your partner makes it so much better."
"Agreed. An ex friend of mine boasted that he was great in bed because his body count was over 50. Bro, if your body count is that high at that age, it means no one’s coming back for more."
"When you have that mindset you won’t ever get the chance. It’s not that big of a deal and not something you need to put that much pressure on that you’re fretting about it like this. It’ll come, just be you and don’t sweat about it. I was 21 when I lost my virginity and all my friends were 15-18 when they lost theirs. I don’t regret when it happened and I don’t feel like I was late or missing out, it just happened when it happened."
"That two bellies rubbed together at just the right angle can make a loud fart noise. Funny tho when it does happen for the first time."
I hate that noise. Gross. It's confusing.
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"How you pleasure yourself can be a huuuge influence on your sex life."
It'a All New
"Instead of just after virginity, after years of having sex and looking back at my first time where my partner was much more experienced than me, I’ve realised that pretty much all sex with a new person, virginity or not, feels new. I was really hung up on being good at it when I should’ve treated it as a learning experience for the next time."
Too Much Porn
"That foreplay is SUPER important. You don't see it too much in a lot of porn so until you get into the bedroom you don't really consider the prep. Often times you just see people going at it which is great and all but everything is much better when both parties are warmed up."
It makes sense...
"That I was allergic to latex."
"Same. Friends would talk about having sex multiple times a day, and I was over here wondering WHY they would ever put themselves through that. It took days to recover. Someone finally mentioned a latex allergy, and it all made sense."
"Omg this. Except my allergy was fairly mild. It meant peeling skin a couple days later. Literally took me years to find out why that was."
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"The large amount of sounds that can be produced by the human body."
Take note friends. Nobody is perfect out of the gate. Take you time. Do it right.
America is in quite a state right now.
We are hurting in ways we've never hurt before.
And getting better doesn't seem like an option on the horizon.
America gets a lot wrong everyday.
But, maybe let's try to focus on what America does right.
Maybe it can be a little comfort in times of struggle.
People from all over the world want to live here.
Redditor Ulrich-Stern wanted to discuss the best of America. They asked:
"What does the United States get right?"
I think America certainly has a strong work ethic. We know how to work and win.
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"Accessibility code for buildings. I come from a country where disability is looked upon like a crime or fault. USA does an amazing job making things accessible. I haven’t seen all of USA but majority of the places has amazing system."
"Our public libraries are a real backbone for the country."
"Andrew Carnegie's groundwork in building the institution of free libraries, even in small towns, set a precedent that we wouldn't fathom today but couldn't live without. They often serve not only as an information exchange but as cultural hub, art gallery, performing arts center, tax aid, voter registration, job resources, etc. in communities."
"Plus they're one of the only places you can just exist for hours indoors without the expectation you must buy something.And I feel like they've adapted to the ever-changing needs of their patrons in modern times faster in the US than most places."
"'A library outranks any other one thing a community can do to benefit its people. It is a never failing spring in the desert.' -Andrew Carnegie"
'restore' or 'create'
"Valuing actual wilderness in places like national parks. Here in England, they will 'restore' or 'create' natural habitats, which is sort-of nice, but they are almost like zoos. They are too small to survive by themselves so they are actively maintained."
"And in some English national parks, they actually allow housing developments as long as the architectural design is sympathetic. Here, 'countryside"'means farms. There is still a notion in the USA of protecting some large wilderness areas from development."
"The rate of smoking cigarettes. We do very little well in the US when it comes to overall health, but we are light years better than most places when it comes to the prevalence of cigarette smoking. Hardcore anti smoking adds + laws of inconvenience + social stigma really did work."
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"Films. Don't get me wrong, the US can put out some bad films, but the best ones I've seen are usually American."
We do do films well. That is a big plus.
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"The United States adopts more children than the rest of the world combined."
"Burgers. Motherfreakin' burgers."
"I'd expand that to sandwiches in general. Burgers, Philly cheese steaks, Reubens, subs, clubs, chopped cheese, po'boys, just this whole sandwich spectrum. Americans just took sandwich concepts from across the globe and ran with them."
"I've always envied your wildlife. I'm from England and the only large wild animals (other than fish) we have are deer, boar and foxes. And they're incredibly rare. I've always thought it was so cool one country could have bears, moose, cougars, alligators, panthers, bison/buffalo, etc."
"Gas stations like QuikTrip, where they have clean bathrooms, lighted parking lots, free air for your tires, ten different coffees on tap, beer, hotdogs, any soft drink or snack you want, the list goes on. In other countries -- you're not gonna believe this -- their gas stations only sell... gas."
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"The US is an absolute science powerhouse. The technology we come out with has touched the lives of nearly every person on the planet."
"I say this as an immigrant who came to this country, so perhaps take it with a grain of salt. But it truly gives people a second chance at life. My life would be nowhere near as good as it is right now if I were back in my home country."
Maybe America isn't the hot mess a lot of people think it is. We'll see...
Sex is an important part of life.
That is just a fact.
But sex is also about connection and intimacy.
So it's not a surprise when many relationships take a hit after the sex dries up.
It's not something to ignore.
It's the biggest problem in the world, but partners should discuss it.
RedditorItsyBitsyJoxywanted to hear about reasons to stick around with a partner when there is no sexy time. They asked:
"Would you be in a sexless relationship? What circumstance would you find acceptable for this?"
Sex is fun. And when the sex stopped in my relationships... so did the fun. But that is just me.
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"I'm over 80."
"There’s a lot of people that are going to be real shocked once they hit their 70s."
"Our second child has ruined her sex drive. Intimacy is still there but extremely infrequently. I've learned how much that intimacy brings to the relationship, it feels very lonely and although I know it's not her fault, it can still make you feel like she's not attracted to me anymore. It can be pretty lonely too if you go from a romantic relationship to borderline platonic one. You can't help wonder how much is body changes and how much is you."
"I had rectal cancer and because of the surgery I can no longer get an erection, it's very lonely."
"Not sure if one exists, but a site to just make friends to be cuddle buddies, or whatever, should exist for people like you & me. I lost my sex drive & would like a relationship for that occasionally."
"In my case, it's not wanting to see someone very often, as well as the lack of sex drive, that I think would make it difficult. I also don't like people over to my home as it's too small for a couch & we'd be hanging out on my bed, which is weird to me."
"I'm in one now. My husband had a stroke... no sex is not the big problem for either one of us."
"This comment brings a lot of perspective. My gut reaction to this question was no. Sex was and still is pretty significant in my relationship with my wife. We’re in our 30’s and have been together over a decade. But if something happened to her and it was no longer an option? I would never leave her and love her too damned much to imagine it, no matter how much we love sex."
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"I have a near sexless marriage. The love is strong, but the desire is one-sided. That hurts."
Sexless over loveless is definitely easier. So there is that.
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"I am happily married to my good lady for decades and decades. There are times when it has been sexless for whatever reason but never has it been loveless.I wouldn’t have lasted 2 days in a loveless relationship."
You play the cards you are dealt
"I’m dating a man who got diagnosed with prostate cancer a year or so into our relationship. Prostate had to come out and it’s a hit or miss whether or not sexual function comes back. In his case, it was a miss. He wanted me to move on because he got very depressed over it."
"He’s so pleasant and a real decent human being so I stayed with him. Who would abandon someone due to a health crisis? Unfortunately he got bladder cancer next so this is another hurdle to go over. You play the cards you are dealt. We are together in this."
"The reasons for the 'sexlessness' and the depth of the relationship are key factors. My wife got breast cancer at 40 and while she lived another 8 years, the chemotherapy nullified her libido and made intercourse impossible. And yet I dearly wish we could have grown old together whether or not this would have changed. But that’s completely different from cohabiting a loveless marriage or even facing such a situation in one’s youth only a few years after marriage. That would be hard."
"A sexless relationship is better than a loveless relationship, as long as I'm loved and we share physical affection like cuddling and kisses and I'm allowed to beat my meat when I need too I wouldn't care. Just a heads up to all the people who take this personally enough to comment how wrong I am."
"There's no such thing as a wrong option, my opinion is in regards to myself and myself alone I'm not answering for anyone else. Different opinions aren't wrong... OP asked a question to be answered from your own point of view..so there's no reason to call anyone else wrong... it's about you, answer for YOU I've answered for me."
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"I'm in one. Not happy about it, but love is still there so that's nice."
"Same. Maybe had it once in the last 12 years. Finally decided to go to couples/sex therapy this year. Not sure it is helping, but at least I finally brought up that I wanted to try something. My wife is my best friend and I love here with every fiber, just wish there was more intimacy there."
it never happens...
"We haven't had sex in five months due to numerous reasons. Never have alone time with my mom and daughter here. We're both too tired. Our bed we have sex on is where my mom is sleeping. Our waterbed is difficult to use. We always say next weekend and it never happens. We're still going strong though. We love each other and that's what matters."
Well I guess some people can make it work. More power to you.
We all have things which get on our nerves.
Some people have a fairly high tolerance level, and are only truly perturbed by things which are beyond the bounds of common decency, or which are universally accepted as annoying or inconvenient.
Others are not so lucky, and tend to be set off by things which might go completely unnoticed by everyone else.
Redditor Onatic420 was curious to learn the things which instantly make others want to pull their hair out and scream, leading them to ask:
"What do you find annoying as f*ck?"
Is it so hard to pick up after yourself?
"Habitual litterers."- SuvenPan
"When people don’t clean up after themselves."- cheeto_has_spoken
If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
"People that can dish it but can’t take it."
"I work with a dude like this and it’s terrible."- MF_GhidraTea Time Reaction GIF by Kamie CrawfordGiphy
Never judge something by it's size.
"When skin tears near your fingernail and that teeny tiny wound hurts way more than it should."- BlackCaaaaat
"When mosquitoes fly by ur ears."- AxcesDrifter
Back to where we started...
"The Reddit app when it scrolls back up to the top of the 65 TRILLION FKN articles you’ve read."
"It should burn the articles as you read them."- Deathdar1577
Take some responsibility!
"A person's inability to say sorry."- rohankentsorry kristen wiig GIFGiphy
Get out of the way!
"People who leave the f*cking shopping carts in middle of the f*cking aisle!"- otherm0ther
But enough about me, what do you think of me?
"People who make it all about themselves."- ExtensionAir7Proud Drag Queen GIF by CameoGiphy
A lost cause
"Willfully ignorant people."- KingZaneTheStrange
Be it the way another person behaves or common, every day occurrences, we all have things which get on our nerves.
Most of the time it's best to grin and bear it.
But next time you see someone litter, it might be a fine opportunity to let that anger out.
For your sake, and everyone else's.