Teachers Whose Students Became Famous Share What They Were Like In Class
Movie stars, musicians, writers. We love them! They influence our everyday lives in ways they'll never know. And in this day and age we see them live out loud through the 24 hour news cycle. But no matter how much we follow them we'll never "really" know them. And in the end we just want to soak up all the smallest, accurate details; like from somebody who knew them when. In particular... their teachers. The best witnesses to behavior. The keepers of the secrets. Although that can be quite the Pandora's Box.
Redditor _ilovejewishdick inquired about what we are ALL dying to know... _Teachers who have had students that are now famous, what were they like in school? Let's see if our favorites made the list.
WHOSE MAKING FUNNY FACES NOW FOOLS! BEAN HAS BEAN'S APLENTY!
My teacher went to school with Mr Bean - said he got bullied for having a funny face.
DAN CONNOR IS STILL A BREW MAN.
John Goodman went to my high school, most of the faculty that knew him didn't peg him for one to pursue acting as a career, and he actually aspired originally to become a brewmaster at the Anheauser Busch brewery.
HE WAS TOO CONCENTRATED ON "THE RING!"
My uncle was taught English by J.R.R Tolkein. Said he was just a normal seeming guy.
JUST THE SOUND OF HIS NAME COULD MAKE ME FAINT.
One of my high school teacher's dated Chris Hemsworth when they were both teenagers. I'm sure you can imagine how excited and shocked everyone was by that little fact.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE ANYONE!
My tennis coach taught T-Pain English. One anecdote he loved to share was telling T. Pain that writing rap verses in class "wouldn't get him anywhere". Boy was he wrong.
NEVER MESS WITH THE KING.
Stephen King was a teacher at the high school my mother went to. She said one time she saw a kid throw an apple at the back of his head, Stephen turned around, picked it up and ate it.
AND LONG BEFORE HE WAS BROKEN BY TAY-TAY...
My Auntie had Calvin Harris as a pupil. Calvin is from a tiny town in Scotland called Dumfries.
He pretty much kept himself to himself, spent all his time from an early age locked in his room playing with is computer.
BEFORE HE WAS "OURS" HE WAS "THEIRS."
My current English teacher taught Jason Mraz his senior year. She just said he was a pretty normal kid who liked writing and singing.
NOT A COMPLETE SHOCK.
I went to high school with Macklemore. He was a funny dude and exactly how you'd expect an aspiring white rapper to be.
HE HAS ALWAYS SEEMED NICE.
My best friend's uncle knew Ashton Kutcher in high school. Friend's uncle got into drugs, and Ashton Kutcher didn't speak to him again until he was clean.
SHE WAS DESTINED FOR GREATNESS!
Kate McKinnon from SNL grew up in my town. My French teacher used to teach her as well. He says she was extremely smart and over-achieving. I've heard the same from other teachers who've had her.
EVERYBODY HAS A PIG PEN STAGE.
A member of my extended family once dated Michael Cera's elementary school teacher (like 4th or 5th grade I think?). She said he was the quiet kiD.
SHE IS CERTAINLY THE CHATTIEST KATHY NOW!
Not a teacher, but my grandma went to high school with Ellen. She says she was friendly, but they didn't talk much.
GENIUS CAN BE IN THE SMALLEST PLACES.
My grandma taught Janis Joplin in the fifth grade. She said Janis was kind of quiet and we come from a small town in Texas, so she didn't think anyone was going to make it big.
WAS HE DUMB OR DUMBER?
My mom used to know Jim Carrey's elementary school teacher. He was quite eccentric as a child and she would let him do his acts at the end of the day if he behaved himself.
HEROES. STAR TREK. YOU KNEW HE'D BE GREAT.
My mom was a long term sub for a class Zachary Quinto (Spock in 2009 reboot) was in. She said he was a nice kid and rather normal.
SOME PEOPLE GROW INTO THEIR SEXINESS.
My mother went to high school with Patrick Dempsey, was apparently fairly good friends with him, or at least in the same circle of friends... I'm not surprised they aren't still friends.
But apparently he wasn't "the hot one" in his group of friends. Given the fact his nickname became "Mcdreamy" that always struck me as odd.
THE QUIET ONES ARE USUALLY PLANNING FOR FAME.
My friend went to the same high school as The Weekend (Abel Tesfaye). He said that he barely talked.
NO MATTER THE TALENT... KARMA WILL GET YOU!
Michael Buble went to my high school before I got there. Teachers all said he was a piece of work.
The excuses people use to dismiss behavior range from mundane and meaningless to the sort of leaps normally reserved for kangaroos and Olympians. It's sometimes amazing that these excuses work - but they do.
Some of them work so well that they're just sort of "accepted." That, obviously, kind of sucks and is something we should avoid - so let's talk about 'em.
Can't swerve around what you don't see, ya know?
Reddit user TMTtasmachine asked:
What's the biggest excuse used for a-hole behavior that shouldn't be accepted as much as it is?
... and away we go.
Jerk Privileges
" 'That's just how they are.' "
"One of the biggest enablers for tantrum throwing, bullying, etc. is that they get treated with kid gloves to avoid dealing with them." - alexrt87
"Oh my God you hit the nail on the head. Whenever someone says 'that's just the way they are' I say:"
" 'Yes, that's the point! Glad you noticed too! Now is it okey-doke for them to be jerks they have special jerk privileges? Or maybe they are just people and should treat everyone else as such?' " - notatrumpchump
"It depends on how it's said."
"People are the way that they are, and you shouldn't be surprised when they continue to be that way."
"This, obviously, doesn't excuse it - but people also shouldn't be surprised when a bad person continues to make bad decisions. Neither should we waste space in our minds being bothered by it." - unlawfulfoxy
Harassment Isn't Humor
season 2 lol GIF by ShamelessGiphy" 'It's just a joke, bro.' Harassing people isn't humor." - loading__99
"Schrödinger's Douchebag"
"A guy who says/does offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him." - Eatsleeptren
"Dude, legit had someone come up to me and start shouting in my face, calling me Madison, pretending I was cheating on him. Literally the most crowded location outside a theater, everyone staring at us, looking at me like I was some horrible cheater while I was out with my then fiancé."
"I started hyperventilating, my fiancé nearly decked the dude, and then someone shouts 'CUT' like this is some big 'YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA' moment and everything's supposed to be okay."
"I burst into tears."
"It was the most humiliating moment of my life, and thank god my then fiancé, now husband is not the type to overreact or jump to conclusions, or be abusive. Imagine how bad that could have been for someone with an angry or abusive partner."
"Prank videos are a plague on the internet and there is a REASON so many of them are fake, or involve actors." - Darkovika
Stay Sober, Then!
Drunk Drinking Beer GIFGiphy" 'I was drunk / high / etc.' "
"Then don't drink?! Stay sober if you can't NOT be an a**hole!" - BasedBenjamin
"Alternately, I hear a lot of 'I'm a happy drunk!' "
"Yeah, according to your drunk a$s. That doesn't mean you're not an ahole. Not remembering is not an excuse either." - PepeBabinski
"I was that guy. I swore I was a 'happy drunk' - and I was. It was everyone ELSE who was miserable while I was happy."
"I was also loud, obnoxious, and I wouldn't remember sh*t the next day."
"Quitting drinking has been one of my best choices of my life." - TTungsteNN
"Help"
new girl coach GIFGiphy" 'I'm just trying to help you' " - Miserable-Air1234
"Every time I've heard this, they're manipulating me while helping only themselves." - mykittenfarts
"My Mom to a T. Everything she does is better than anyone else's and she always gets pissed that people don't praise her for 'helping.' "
"She's now a certified (by herself) psychic and I have come to the conclusion that she's not a covert narcissist but an obvious one. I really wish I was joking." - Silent_Discussion657
Parenting Problems
Leave Me Alone Run GIF by TLC EuropeGiphy"Any variation of 'I'm a Mother/parent.' "
"Had some lady cut me in line at a coffee shop and she hit me with 'I'm a single Mom of 3!' as her excuse."
"Ok? And? I was still here first." - maid-for-hire
"I'm a single mom and I f*cking haaaate when other single moms/parents pull that sh*t to get special treatment."
"Last week, I was having a rough morning, my kid was being difficult, and I was running late. I was rude to a cashier over a minor inconvenience."
"Not only did I apologize for my shitty behavior, I wrote corporate to let them know how professional and patient she was while I acted like a f*cking toddler."
"Was being a parent part of the reason I was frustrated? Absolutely. Was it an excuse for that behavior? HELL no."
"I acted like a b*tch, and I called myself out, and I apologized. I still feel bad about that - I rarely let things get to me to the point I snap at others." - ClusterfckyShtshow
"Wow. I'm a Mom as well and tired but it doesn't give anyone a right to use it as some sort of ploy to get away with stuff."
"Like, mice become Moms about 12 times a year. You're not special 🤣" - SpoonLoops
Believing Your Boss
The Office Monday GIF by 20th Century Fox Home EntertainmentGiphy"I had a boss say some really racist sh*t around me one day and the next day, out of nowhere, he says:"
" 'Don't believe half the things that come out of my mouth!' "
"It was not really an excuse, more like trying to cover for himself after the fact, but still stuck with me." - sirlongbottom441
"Report them to HR. Seriously." - kokichi--ouma
"Looking past the racist stuff for a bit, that's not a very encouraging thing to hear from a boss…" - WonderfulBlackberry9
Bad Day Again
Bad Day Reaction GIF by Schitt's CreekGiphy" 'I'm having a bad day/week' "
"Okay, so you decide everybody that you interact with deserves the same fate? Get out of here, dude." - myordinaryexistence
"We all got stress, don't take it out on me. I get some people have stress bad enough for it to be passable every once and a while (family member passing, etc) but general, stress should not lead to you being a jerk to me." - willsimpforfree
"Damn, I'm definitely guilty of this. Usually I remember to apologize after but at this point I've learned to just avoid the situation in the first place by minimizing my interaction with people if I'm in a shitty mood." - nozzzrul
"Reminds me of when that White boy went on a murder rampage and killed a bunch of Asian women & that a-hole sheriff gave a press conference telling the media that the 'poor boy had a bad day.' "
"My idea of a bad day involves going home after a rough day at work and just staying in the house."
"Apparently, I should change my ethnicity from Asian to White and go on a murder rampage, see if my @ss gets a sympathetic sheriff to say on my behalf that I had 'a bad day.' " - kingkazul400
It's Not An Excuse
Season 2 Reaction GIF by FriendsGiphy"This won't go down well, but using depression as an excuse. As someone who suffers from it, it's still not ok to treat others like sh*t" - Rainbowwallstickers
"Could not agree enough. My partner has a 'friend' who treats everyone like sh*t all the time, has no consideration for others and openly mocks people in public."
"She gets so much grace from those around her under the guise of her 'mental health.' It's so infuriating watching an adult woman never have to take responsibility for her actions." - 34boor
"I get there are some things you can't control, but you are still responsible for keeping that sh*t in check and if you're aware of your mental illness, you should be aware of how you approach people and situations."
"I'll admit I used to be guilty of using my mental illness to be an @ss, but now I'm trying to better myself" - VeeSquibbles
Florida Gonna Florida
Looney Tunes Florida GIFGiphy"People are letting Florida off the hook way too damn much. And I live in Florida."
"Just because it's hilarious doesn't mean it isn't still completely f*cked up." - AlphaWhiskeyOscar
"The phrase 'Florida Man' is almost always followed some heinous way a Floridian is being an a$$hole." - PepeBabinski
"I'm also originally from Florida, and that state has serious problems. We need to pay attention to it." - [Reddit]
Moment of honesty ... as a Floridian ... yeaaaah, I'm gonna have to agree with that last one.