Teachers Share The Coolest Things They've Ever Confiscated From Students


Oh... I'm keeping this for me.

Students are some devious rascals. No matter which level of education you're on you know what you can and cannot bring into school, so stop playing. Students will always break the rules. And haven't we always wondered what the teachers do with their found items. You know somethings are just to good to resist. Case in point...

Redditor u/poprockreaper wanted teachers to fess up about what treasures they've come upon thanks to their students by asking.... Teacher's of Reddit. What's the coolest thing you've confiscated of a child?



Took a pair of handcuffs during second period today. Got a lot of grief when I walked into the office with them. Cantharellusformosus

VP Crazy.

A kid in my class had a Bb Gun. The VP noticed it as he crossed the room. He took it out of the bag and was giving the kid a bollocking when he shot himself in the hand with it.

VP went mental and smashed it off the table.

Kids parents supposedly demanded the VP compensated them for said gun. Bonneville555


A makeshift taser. This kid had rigged up a "taser" using a couple of 9v batteries, wire, tape, and some sort of button from what could have been a toy.

It wasn't dropping kids, but it was enough to make you jump. I was impressed, but also wanted to pull the little fool's arms off and slap the snot out of him with his own arms because he kept stabbing girls in the chest with it. Middle school kids are a weird point where they are too smart for children, but are certainly not human. magnummentula

"once knew" 

One of my teachers took my yo-yo and tried to do a trick she "once knew" and smashed a window. Bubblykit

One of my teachers took my yoyo and said 'I was pretty good at this back in the day.'

He then proceeded to do about five tricks in succession. We were all impressed. I was a very casual yo'er, and he gave me this smug look and said 'show me your best trick.'

I shamefully put the yoyo back in my bag. OwMyCandle

The Bite.

A redback spider from the gently closed palm of a 7 year old boy's hand, almost every recess for a month before I figured out a way to make him stop. He was never bitten. elliedogsmum

clumsy as hell.....

Scorpion in a jar.

The kid had put in leaves, twigs and even some smaller bugs for it to eat, made a real habitat.

HOWEVER, he was clumsy as hell and had a top locker above a concrete floor. No way I was going to risk him smashing the jar and letting it loose in corridor.

Gave it back to him at the end of the day with very clear instructions it was not to return to school.

ETA: Yes I am in Australia, but in the south so wasn't a particularly venomous scorpion, the sting would have caused about the same level of irritation as a bee sting (as for someone non-allergic). HappiHappiHappi

Fly Dragon. 

Live Dragonflies.

He was a little 4 year old boy that would never listen to any of the rules and generally just cause a lot of trouble. Anyway, he would catch dragonflies, without harming them. When you told him to release them he would open his backpack and 2 or 3 dragonflies would fly out. plzupvoteme

Oh Kids....

I took six bullets off of a first grader. When I asked him where he got them, he said from the gun. I then asked how he got them out of the gun and he made the movement with his hands that showed he ejected the shells. I took him to the office. While he was there, I checked his bookbag to see if he had a gun in there. Nope, just a baggie full of credit cards with 15 different names on them. Nothing happened to the child or parent. lobstahslayah

No Backsies....

I was the kid: an imitation gun that used to belong to my grandfather. The thing was ancient, and was a simple single shot percussion cap pistol. The more I think about it as an older, less stupid person, the more I worry that it was an actual gun, since he was a policeman. Never got it back, that's for sure. anotherjakeenglish

So Much....


A raw egg spray painted silver.

A live bird caught outside.

A homemade hand buzzer.

A luchador mask. Karmackinnon20


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