Teachers are heroes, and are heartbreakingly undervalued in our culture. But even the best of them can't get through to everyone - especially kids, who are notoriously mean.
JuniperJumps asked teachers of Reddit: What's the worst thing a student has ever said to you?
Submissions have been edited for clarity, context, and profanity.
What a bleak outlook.
That it was pointless for them to do any work because people like them never did anything good with their lives and they were ever going to be able to achieve anything good.
That breaks my heart, if they honestly believe it.
As an educator, kids come to you with all kind of beliefs. My job is to help them build a different understanding of the world around them.
There are some sickos out there.
That she was actively trying to get pregnant with her 20-something year old boyfriend. And that her parents liked him and wanted her to get pregnant because he had a good job. She wanted a baby to love. I was subbing in a seventh grade class.
Had to make a few CPS calls for that.
Damn. I was thinking maybe junior or senior in high school, and that's bad enough. But seventh grade??? So glad you did your job and reported it!!!
Talk about a low blow...
I'm a student, but this is what I heard once, a girl asking the bio teacher 'how many miscarriages will it take before you finally have a baby?' She had had two miscarriages, just cruel.
That's so f*cked up... Hope she's doing okay.
"Your class is bunk."
Really, that's the worst. I teach in a title 1 school.
I love working at title 1 schools! In my area most title 1 schools have a high proportion of mexican students, and that means there's definitely going to be a lady there who sells tamales after school. Praise be to tamale lady.
Witnessed this exchange between a 7th grader and his teacher:
Student: "Are you pregnant?"
Teacher: (obviously horrified) "No."
Student: "Oh. Well, it looks like you are."
Twist: male teacher.
My sister walked up to me one day and said, "You look like you are pregnant, but you're not."
Wonder whom he voted for?
I'm not a teacher, but at a graduation at 16, I witnessed one of the boys going up to a teacher he'd always been a little sh*t to (and she had a reputation as a harsh teacher, but I'm not sure if I'd think that now 10 years later), and open his arms and ask her for a hug, after all, it was his graduation day.
I swear the teacher was nearly in tears because the moment was so sweet, and when she went in for the hug he just goes "Sike!! You really thought b!tch?!"
The look on her face was heartbreaking.
What an absolute dickweed. Those sorts of moments can make an entire sh!tty year worth it for a teacher.
Oh yeah, he really was.
He was always one of those "edgy" kids, but apparently he also later joined one of those "patriotic" anti-immigration neo-nazi groups that "just want to protect our women" and then prowl in towns trying to look real tough.
His picture was even in some foreign magazine's online article about the group.
Not to me, but my principal. "F*ck you, you racist piece of Klan robe wearing piece of sh*t."
My principal is the nicest, mildest man you could possibly imagine. He's the complete opposite of a racist piece of sh*t.
Current education student. One of my professors said that she (a white woman) once sent a student (a Mexican-American boy) to the office, and he immediately replied with "You hate me because I'm Mexican!" Her response was an immediate "No, I hate you because you're a jerk."
Not sure how well that would go over now, lol, but she was a very assertive teacher who was had in very high regard. Even in the time period not just anyone could get away with that.
Well I briefly was an adjunct at a law school teaching some basics of Estate Planning, and a student told me that they didnt care.
I'd worked so hard to try and be engaging, to be honest and novel in my approach, and just seeing that student's blank face as they scrolled along on the internet while I was trying to teach, was pretty depressing.
But I had Gregg, who was the sweetest, most engaged, elderly guy I've ever met.
So Gregg evened sh!t out for me.
I can see how that would be frustrating. At the same time, my law school required a 4 hour course on income tax. I did not learn anything about income tax law, but I did have the best fantasy football team ever that semester.
Ouch - 4 hours on income tax? I got my LLM in Tax, and even I think that's brutal!
This is a failure of both society and parenting.
To me? That they would murder my infant son for a dollar. Various plan to try and get me fired. Various racist comments. Long discussions from students about time they've served in jail, their drug experiences, and what crimes give what times. Screaming violent threats to the entire classroom. Various girls planning to be prostitutes after they drop out of school. One girl asked me how to potty train her 5 year old brother since her mother is out clubbing all the time. I could go on, but I wanted to give a general idea of what I hear on a daily basis.
Inner city school? In my state, that's where they put all of the new teachers and teachers in training. Either that, or poor rural schools. Teachers fight for positions at suburban schools, but often have to "pay their dues" with IEC positions in the worst performing schools. Even when a teacher gets their B or A class certification, the deal is that they have to go to the worst schools for at least 2 to 3 school years. After that, they are free to pursue employment at any school they are qualified for.
Suburban middle class, unfortunately.
This is *super* specific.
I had a student write me that they hoped I get the bird flu and die, but before I die I infect my entire family, watch them die, and then die knowing that I was the one that killed them.
Was there any context to this, or was this totally out of the blue?
Student got caught plagiarizing (added dumbass factor, was they used my own published research).
If you get caught I have a very simple policy and process to manage this situation:
I assume you plagiarized because you got scared, variety of reasons, but scared nonetheless. So I begin by asking if you had problems with citations: You answer yes- we pretend like it never happened and I work with you to fix the assignment. We're both happy, I get to teach directly, you learn the material and we've both gain an ally.
You answer no- I show you the evidence, give the assignment a D, invite you to not come back to class for the rest of the semester, and you've earned yourself a D in the course. You choose to fight the D, fine- I'll file paperwork, provide evidence and I'll negotiate the grade with student services to a passing D. Like a STI, it's a gift that will keep on giving. Most higher education institutions will have the D average into your overall GPA and even if you repeat the course with another instructor.
Student fought the grade and said this to me and wrote it during the hearing when Student Services Dean and Student Advocate upheld the grade since I refused to change the grade to an F.
Oh, the beginning of the interwebs.
Those were the days.
We definitely did not see what was to come.
Maybe it should've stayed simple.
We'll never know.
Computers rule the world now.
Let's see where we are in another twenty years.
RedditorEzucraAaAa wanted to wax nostalgic about the good old days of technology and its humble beginnings.
"Redditors, what's something the internet was crazy about but is now forgotten?"
I miss the simplicity of not having a thousand apps. I'm simple.
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"Search engines before Google existed. Alta Vista, Lycos, Web Crawler..."
"Downloading custom cursors for your computer. I gave my family computer so many viruses back in the '00s trying to click things with a lightsaber."
"Amazing. I had totally forgotten about all the virusy stuff I downloaded to my home computer, purely so the cursor would disappear and reappear. My parents had zero knowhow with computers either, so likely had no idea wtf I was downloading. Cursors were cool though, despite all the malware."
"During the early days of the web, when most websites weren't plastered with advertising... Website view counters."
"Back in the day of counters, one day I went to my website and the counter was in the thousands. I just thought it malfunctioned and ignored it. Years later I learned that my website, which had a MIDI collection, was published in a newspaper in another country. I couldn't say for sure if that was true and whether it aligned with the counter change."
"Yea the internet was simpler too, layout style I mean. I like old style HTML webpage layouts. I personally don’t like hyper modern logos and designs on interfaces. Something about old slightly pixelated designs about them home screens and app logos really made them satisfying. I’ve even went as far as seeing if I could install some extensions that could change the layout of sites, make them feel older, give them that 2000’s html look."
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"I used to waste so much time with stumble upon."
What a strange and crazy place the internet was.
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"Poking on Facebook."
"I had a friend that poked me and I never noticed the notification. He died. I now have this unreturned poke as a reminder that I’ll never be able to poke them back."
"Many flash games are not dead. BEHOLD! The flashpoint project. They have saved thousands of the old flash games in a playable format. Go forth and relive your childhood Also paging u/The_Middler_is_Here"
I will find you...
"There was a rhythm game that I don't remember the name of that me and some friends would challenge each other in, and it had the song Guitar vs Piano 2 which introduced me to Envy, who was a pretty big newgrounds artist at the time. I wanna go check out their stuff again now, I'd completely forgot about them till now."
"Forums. There used to be so many, incredibly active and dedicated forums."
"A lot of the forums I visited were ruined by photobucket when they decided they wanted paid a lot of money from their users. So many build threads and tutorials ruined."
"IMDb had the best message boards back in the day. Chatting with your internet friends around the globe about every nuance in your fave movie. Man I miss that. Reddit is close, but nothing beats the olden days."
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"Do you guys remember those egg things that hatched little creatures after a while? You'd put one on your website and then the artist would update the source url with images of it hatching? There were all kinds of little fun things like that."
Those were the days!
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Not all television and movies are loved by all.
A story and its characters have to appeal to you in order for you to be engaged.
It can take next to nothing for us to lose interest and let the screen go black.
Redditor BarooTangClan wanted to compare notes on all the entertainment we've said "that's enough" to.
"What will make you instantly stop watching a movie or show and why?"
I hate bad acting, writing, storytelling... I hate bad anything.
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"Fight scenes with a million visual cuts. Gives me motion sickness. Contrast the absolutely masterful work in John Wick. long cuts, realistic use of weapons (mostly), 100% skill."
"When the actors whisper the whole movie and you have to crank the volume to hear what's being said - but the soundtrack or some other misc noise starts blaring at a higher volume directly after."
"I basically had to watch Stranger Things up in my attic with the windows and doors closed. I was worried the neighbors would think something was wrong or be annoyed if I watched it downstairs in my single family home. It was ridiculous."
"spice things up"
"Love triangles out of no where in a second or third season to 'spice things up' because studio writers are hacks and their idea of relationship drama is 'potential infidelity' at all times. It's the most tired trope on the go**amn planet and the second I see it rear its head I dip right the hell out."
"The whole concept of a love triangle to begin with an incredibly juvenile. Any healthy functioning adult who found themselves in a love triangle would soon choose to find themselves single."
Save your lips...
"When couples in a movie/show have a fight and one of them instantly goes to a friend and end up kissing her/him after talking for 5 minutes. I cringe so hard i turn it off and never watch it again."
"This pissed me off so much in Manifest. Girl is desperate to get back her ex-fiancé, he finally breaks up with his wife to get back with her and she's like 'nah, it's not fair to your wife, let me do this other dude I just met through a calling and be pissed at you for being jealous.' Michaela was the worst and everyone acted as if she were a saint the entire time."
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"Shows where a single polite conversation could fix everything."
We are going overboard with the witty repartee. Talk normal...
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"Annoying main character, especially if it's a kid."
"Kids who have a quippy, sassy retort to everything, and everyone just kind of crumbles before their wit."
"Shows where kids in high school talk like they are 30 years olds who have done everything, been everywhere, know it all and use a ridiculously flowery and extensive vocabulary in every conversation. Like, have any of these writers ever been to high school? Literally no one talks like that. Even worse is when, in addition to this, all the adults talk normal or are just plain stupid, like so weird parallel universe."
"If the movie is too dark. Not graphic, just literally dark. I lose all sense of intensity in dark scenes and I'm not straining my damn eyes trying to figure out what the hell is going on."
"I've seen about 10 percent of all DC movies recently. I've seen all of the individual films in full, just actually saw 10% of each of them."
"Movies in the late 80s had a lot of dark but you could see the depth because of different shooting techniques. Now you cant see crap because its a CGI fest drowned in black color so you can't see crap because you have no depth in a scene. Compare night scenes in dark alleys in 80's movies and movies now. Utter crap show in the new ones."
Pay Attention Storytellers
"Bad editing would be a big one. A lot of modern horror movies can't help but edit the movies like they're trailers, with added noises to scare the audience because they are afraid the script alone isn't enough to keep people watching."
"I remember this is where the first transformers movie lost me. When the transformers are fighting at the end, it's all a big, jumbled mess of metal and I can barely tell what's going on or who is who."
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"When they go straight to relationship drama right away when it wasn't the selling point of the show."
Do better, Hollywood. It's not that hard.
I fear death.
I wake up in cold sweats dreaming about it.
I think about it in my waking hours.
It's an obsession and clearly, I'm not alone.
But there are more preferred ways to exit.
All we can do is hope to be lucky enough to skip the mercilessly awful.
Please just let me go quick and in my sleep.
RedditorCallMehRiverwanted to hear about all the ways none of us what to leave this life.
"What Do You Think Would Be The Worst Death Imaginable?"
My list of the worst deaths is long. My imagination runs amok.
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"For me? Being trapped in a small tube or cave (like the ones you have to wiggle through) and getting stuck to where you can’t move your arms. And all you can do is wait to die. I’m getting chills just thinking about it."
"The more I hear about cavers that get stuck, the more I think that's a crap way to go."
"There’s a great YouTube channel called Ask a Mortician and this was her #1 worse way to die. I can’t remember the exact details or their names, but two well-known divers went into an underwater cave."
"One of them became entangled and died. Years later, his friend dives back down there to try and retrieve his body, the body itself is rotten and his head comes off and the other guy also becomes tangled and dies. Really sad."
A Long Process
"Believed to be in a coma but coherent through the whole 20 year process until they pull the plug."
"Oh man this just reminded me of a story I read on here about a guy who lost the ability to move and speak but was completely conscious. Had to just lay there and be awake but trapped in a useless body. His family thought he was brain dead or something and he couldn’t communicate to them that he was 'all there.' Crazy"
Slow & Steady
"Being slowly impaled by a growing bamboo. It was a form of torture probably used by the japanese during WW2 against Allied prisoners."
"The scariest part is that once you have symptoms, you 100% will die. A 100% mortality rate has to be a psychological torture in itself."
"Not only that, you feel irrational fear. Your brain is literally being eaten apart by the virus and it fu*ks up everything on it. You can't drink water because it hurts you. You feel dizzy, present a fever, excessively salivate, everything hurts and it only gets worse. I'd rather take a bullet and die when the symptoms are still tolerable."
Why can't we all just go engulfed in calm and quiet?
"Some pulpy sci-fi book I read a while back had one of the best deaths of this real piece of crap bad guy. Left to die in a drowning sea lab under the Antarctic ice, he freezes himself in a state of the art suspended animation pod with some kind cold fusion power source that would keep it running for millions of years."
"But he forgot to inject himself with the drug that would put him to sleep. So basically he is in suspended animation at the bottom of the Antarctic ocean while his mind is perfectly awake and conscious in a near unbreakable machine that won't run out of power for millions of years and nobody knows about it."
"As an RN I have always thought that the worst way to die (natural process) is ALS. Lou Gehrig's Disease."
"My mom and grandmother have Huntington's disease, which is essentially ALS, Alzheimer's, and Dementia combined into one really messed up genetic disease. I have a 50% chance of inheriting it and if I hit 40 and there's still no cure I can't promise I'll feel like continuing on with my life because that disease is absolutely freaking miserable."
"The fact your chromosomes can be so destroyed your body basically lost it's genetic code and with it the ability to make any new cells. It's literally a 'dead man walking' and you slowly rot away in agony. Stuff is so unimaginably f**ked up."
"What's also bad about radiation is that it affects your nerves and brain cells last, so you have everything in place to feel all the pain of the rest of your cells being destroyed."
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"I want to believe anything that slowly kills you painfully to be the worst. Such as slowly being crushed or something where the pain is beyond compare and yet not enough to throw you into shock or unconsciousness."
"Alternatively, being rapidly crushed into goo would probably be the least painful. I'm talking one of those massive industrial hammers they use for large steel work. Basically smooshed before the nerve signals make it to the brain."
Now I'll never sleep again without nightmares of death.
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Most Americans think nothing of their humdrum daily activities or amenities available to them.
However, others with a different perspective might romanticize the things that are otherwise commonplace ideas and concepts for US citizens, like going to a diner or riding the school bus.
One Redditor looked to foreigners to hear of their American desires to respond to the following:
"Non-Americans of Reddit: what is an American thing you have always wanted to try?"
The things depicted in film really captivated foreign audiences.
"To visit a diner like in the movies. In the middle of the night, it’s raining and just a few people there with great music from a jukebox."
Iconic Student Transport
"Ride a yellow school bus even if I'm too old. Growing up I always loved seeing them on TV."
Just Like The Ones We Used To Know
"A white Christmas."
"Living in an Australian state where I've never even seen snow in our winter, let alone experiencing that classic Hallmark movie moment of waking up to a street full of it and sitting around a fireplace while opening gifts/preparing a feast."
"Guess it's not strictly American, but the imagery and trope is something I've only really seen from American Films."
They may be ubiquitous for us, but they sure seem to be novel ideas to foreigners.
Let's Be Frank
"One of the hotdogs from those little street cart things."
"A friend of mine from Indonesia said, 'the food chewer in the sink.'"
"Apple Pie made by white-haired grandma, placed near window, who says 'oh dear...' as I levitate towards it."
"Proper tailgating before a ball game, the kind where there's ribs and stuff."
"Deep fried foods at a state fair. I'm from Scotland and we love to deep fry everything and I wanna know if it's just as good or better."
There are places to see!
Places To See
"America’s greatest invention!"
Backpacking In Nature
"I always wanted to hike The Appalachian Trail if that counts. Or see Yellowstone."
"Being able to start a whole new life 'elsewhere' without having to leave my country and going through an arduous immigration process."
My cousin told me she looks forward to visiting a Trader Joe's someday when she visits America for the first time.
Her bucket list option was hardly surprising. My parents used to bring treats from TJs as a novelty souvenir gift item, and my relatives ate it up. Literally.
Let's face it. The snacks at TJs rocks.
Even store locations in New York City would have ridiculously long lines during busy hours because the West-coast-based grocer was a novelty on the East Coast.