People Break Down Which Things Always Take Way Longer Than They Should
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Have you ever gotten ready to do something that you think will only take a minute or two, but end up taking a lot longer?

Like when you try to print a paper at the library before class, only to find out several other students had the same idea. Or when you decide you can finish the Powerpoint for your work presentation during your lunch break, only to realize it needs to be way more in-depth than you first thought.

Chances are, you've been in this situation before. I certainly have! I can't even count the number of times I have given myself two minutes to microwave a meal only to realize my roommate needs it too (and got to it first) and I don't actually have the meal I planned to eat, meaning I need to spend some time figuring out what to eat instead.

Redditor hungrytiredandbored was curious about what other things take longer than they should, and asked:

"What always takes way longer than it should?"

As If Standing In Line Isn't Annoying Enough

"People buying lottery tickets ahead of you in line at the convenience store/gas station. 'What's number 5? Hmm... what's number 8? Okay, I'll take a number 13, and straight box on the daily 4.'

"They should have a separate line for that. It's so damn annoying."

– DTownForever

Worst Printed Ever

"Printing a document on an HP printer."

"oh you'd like to print a document? You have to create an account with HP. Now let me tell you about our subscriptions services."

"HP. I don't want to create an account. Just make my printer work with my laptop and phone. This is why nobody over 40 owns a printer anymore. You make trash products, HP."

– Ganglebot

It's Not That Hard!

"Doing anything at the counter of the post office. I have no clue what takes everyone in front of me so...long..."

– 8BitSk8r

"Love when you go there to drop off one (1) pre-labelled package and the dude in front of you has never mailed a damn letter before and won't listen when the clerk tries to explain it to him. I hope they introduce self-service machines here at some point so I can just skip the entire thing."

– Jealous_Hospital

Chew, Chew, Chew, Swallow

"My kids eating dinner. Just F**KING EAT IT."

– User deleted

"My 2 year old, an hour before dinner: I'M HUNGRY, I WANT SNACKS! SNAAAAAACK!"

"My 2 year old, with dinner on the table: I'M NOT HUNGRY / I DON'T WANT IT! GIMMIE PB&J!"

"My 2 year old, when it's time for bed: BUT I GOTTA EEEEEEAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!"

– terrrrrible

Not So Fast Food

"The fast food order of the car in front of me. This menu hasn’t changed in years - what could you possibly be talking about? Do you know the person taking orders? Is this a personal conversation? Did you not know what you wanted to eat before pulling into the line?"

– WackyBones510

The Longest Line On Earth

"The DMV. I'm 37 years old and somehow I STILL haven't learned it's never a quick in and out."

– Justaguywholikeswine

"Im 26 and have been on line for 32 years"

– twoduvs

Never-Ending Goodbye

"Standing at the door waving your in-laws goodbye"

– NecessaryImmediate93

"My family will be like, "Ok well we should probably go" then immediately stand up, gather their sh*t, thank us for having them over, and leave."

"My in-laws say they should probably leave soon, start a conversation about something, ask if I can take a look at a laptop that isn't working, etc - 45 minutes later their putting their shoes on to go."

"Like, if you're going to stay - then stay, that's totally fine. But I hate waiting in limbo to see if they are going or not. It's unsettling."

– Ganglebot

No Such Thing As A Quick Meal

"Meal prep. I often underestimate how long will take to make dinner by 50+%."

– Pretend_Airline2811

"I came here to say this. Recipe says prep will take 15 minutes, actually takes 45. 30-minute meal? Definitely over an hour."

– LeafyMagician

Just Need A Bit Of Cash

"People at ATM booths"

– peanutbuttercake85

"Yup. If you're in a hurry and just need to take out a twenty guarunteed the person in front of you is a 70 year old who is apparently using the ATM to put a second mortgage on their house"

– randyboozer

Get Me Out Of Here!

"Getting away from an unwanted conversation."

"I've Uh'huh'd 5 times and am looking at the door. Take the hint."

– PM_ME_CUTE_FEMBOYS

Life is a journey, and slow and steady wins the race. Of course, all the clichés in the world don't change the fact that some things should go quickly but don't.

You can't always make things move faster, but you can control how you react to the low speed. If we learn how to cope, we may just find a little more zen.

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They never see it as waste.

I want to be able to waste.

I wouldn't, but I'd like the option.

Redditoralexduvalowanted to know what rich love to throw money at in bundles.They asked:

"What do insanely rich people buy that poor people have no idea about?"
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But every now and then, hikers may stumble across something a bit unsettling, even scary.

Making them want to return to civilization all the sooner.

Redditor purple_loves_bread was eager to hear about the creepiest discoveries made by experienced hikers while on the trail, leading them to ask:

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