I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didnt taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.
Thanks to everyone who contributed their dumb drunk Facebook posts proof that your aunt Eleanor was right when she told you to "drink responsibly."
1/20. Don't mess with your cab driver
2/20. It's Like He's His Own Santa Claus
3/20. Maybe She's Just a Really Dedicated Student
4/20. Drunkie see, Drunkie do
Continue to the next page for more drunk Facebook posts!
5/20. That app is causing more harm than good
6/20. Just another one of "those days"
7/20. Verdict? Drunk.
8/20. Poor, poor Colleen
Continue to the next page for more cringe-worthy drunk Facebook posts.
9/20. I saw you at Walgreens
10/20. We've all been there
11/20. Better hope that "tedious moron" doesn't see this
12/20. We all have our fetishes
Continue to the next page for more!
13/20. Why would anyone ever admit to this?
14/20. If by classsic you mean idiotic
15/20. Oh, yes, because POTHEADS are the useless ones
Hold up! We ain't done here more on the next page.
17/20. An introspective self diagnosis
18/20. Bet he regrets having that party
19/20. Gee, wonder why!
20/20. Even the best of us can be hypocrites
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