Some of the most lovable quotes from a classic show! Sit back, relax, and enjoy.

1/50.

Mr. Ross: I don't think there's any greater tragedy than when parents outlive their children.

George Costanza: Yes, I hope my parents die long before I do.


2/50.

Jerry: Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool.


3/50.

Kramer: See, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around chewing gum.


4/50.

Kramer: The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since One Hour Martinizing.


5/50.

George Costanza: He fires people like it's a bodily function!

6/50.

George: Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?

Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.


7/50.

Jerry: Father, Ive never done this before, so Im not sure about what Im supposed to do.

Priest: All right, my son. You can start by telling me your sins.

Jerry: Well, Im Jewish.

Priest: Well thats no sin,.

Jerry: Oh


8/50.

Mr. Peterman: Elaine, can you keep a secret?

Elaine: No sir, I cant.


9/50.

Kramer: Youre becoming one of the glitterati.

George: Whats that?

Kramer: People who glitter.


10/50.

Jerry: Thats the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.


More Seinfeld quotes on the next page!

11/50.

Elaine: Perhaps theres more to Newman than meets the eye.

Jerry: No, theres less.


12/50.

George: This woman hates me so much, Im starting to like her.


13/50.

Kramer: You know what they say, You dont sell the steak, you sell the sizzle.


14/50.

Jerry: You will be stunned.

Elaine: Stunned by soup?

Jerry: You cant eat this soup standing up. Your knees buckle.


15/50.

George: She calls me up at my office. She says, We have to talk.

Jerry: Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.

George: That or Whose bra is this?

Jerry: Thats worse.

16/50.

Cushman: I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant weve seen. Mr. Steinbrenner, sir. Theres someone here Id like you to meet. This is Mr. Costanza. He is one of the applicants.

George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.

George: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years, you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego.

George Steinbrenner: Hire this man!


17/50.

Kramer: You know youre not supposed to brush your teeth for 24 hours before you go to the dentist.

Jerry: I think youre thinking of Youre not supposed to eat 24 hours before surgery.

Kramer: Oh, you gotta eat before surgery. You need your strength.


18/50.

Jerry: Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You cant do it in one push; you gotta rock it back and forth a few times and then it goes over.


19/50.

George: Ahh, whats the point? When I like them, they dont like me, when they like me I dont like them. Why cant I act with the ones I like the way I do with the ones I dont like?


20/50.

George: Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?


Continue to the next page for more great Seinfeld quotes!

21/50.

Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

George: I like to get the Daily News.


22/50.

Jerry: People on dates shouldnt even be allowed out in public.


23/50.

Frank Costanza: You have the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The chicken goes with the hen... So who is having sex with the rooster?


24/50.

George Costanza: I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.


25/50.

George Costanza: I want to make a good entrance. I never makes good entrances.

Jerry: You have made some good exits.

26/50.

Elaine: Why does everything have to be so... jokey with you?

Jerry: I'm a comedian.


27/50.

George: The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.


28/50.

Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious!


29/50.

Kramer: I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!


30/50.

Jerry Seinfeld: You, my friend, have crossed the line between man and bum.


More hilarious and amazing Seinfeld quotes on the next page!

31/50.

George Costanza: You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.


32/50.

Jerry Seinfeld: Sex, thats meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; thats heavy. Thats like an hour.


33/50.

George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.


34/50.

George Costanza: If you can't say something bad about a relationship you shouldn't say anything at all.


35/50.

Telemarketer: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service?

Jerry: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later?

Telemarketer: Uh, well I'm sorry, we're not allowed to do that.

Jerry: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.

Telemarketer: No.

Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.

[Jerry hangs up phone]

36/50.

Jerry: I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes.

Priest: And this offends you as a Jewish person?

Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian.


37/50.

Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.

Jerry: I went out with you.

Elaine: That's because my standards are too low.


38/50.

Jerry: Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.


39/50.

George Costanza: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating. THAT'S a fantasy camp.


40/50.

[Kramer gave blood to Jerry]

Jerry: I can feel his blood inside of me, borrowing things from my blood.


Can't get enough? You're in luck... more on the next page!

41/50.

Jerry: You can't keep avoiding her.

George Costanza: Why not? If she can't find me, she can't break up with me.


42/50.

Jerry: You see, Elaine, the key to eating a black and white cookie is that you wanna get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet still somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.


43/50.

Jerry: To me, the thing about birthday parties is that the first birthday party you have and the last birthday party you have are actually quite similar. You know, you just kinda sit there... you're the least excited person at the party. You don't even really realize that there is a party. You don't know what's goin' on. Both birthday parties, people have to kinda help you blow out the candles, you can't do it... you don't even know why you're doing it. What is this ritual? What is going on? It's also the only two birthday parties where other people have to gather your friends together for you. Sometimes they're not even your friends. They make the judgement. They bring 'em in, they sit 'em down, and they tell you - 'these are your friends! Tell them thank you for coming to my birthday party.


44/50.

George Costanza: I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come form a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter... I was raised to give up.


45/50.

Ronnie: [to George] I've been living a lie.

George Costanza: You've been living a lie? I've been living... like twenty.

46/50.

Jerry: A house in the Hamptons?

George: Yeah. I figured since I was lying about my income for a couple of years, I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons.


47/50.

George: Divorce is always hard. Especially on the kids. Course I am the result of my parents having stayed together so ya never know.


48/50.

George: Youre gonna over-dry your laundry.

Jerry: You cant over-dry.

George: Why not?

Jerry: Same reason you cant over-wet.


49/50.

Elaine: Im not a lesbian. I hate men, but Im not a lesbian.


50/50.

George: Youve got to apologize.

Jerry: Why?

George: Because its the mature and adult thing to do.

Jerry: How does that affect me?

Know a Seinfeld fan that would love this? Share!

Photo by Louis Hansel on Unsplash

Some years ago, I had to advise a college friend to stop chasing the girl he was interested in at the time. She'd already turned him down. Explicitly. At least two or three times.

He wouldn't take no for an answer and didn't see anything wrong with his behavior.

Perhaps he'd seen too many movies where the guy eventually breaks through the girl's defenses and essentially coerces her into going out with him?

Keep reading... Show less
Caleb Woods/Unsplash

Parents make mistakes. We want to believe that parents are doing there very best to raise their kids, but sometimes they do more harm than good.

Research into childhood trauma didn't actually begin until the 1970s, so we don't have as much knowledge about our mental health as adults as we might like.

However, a study that followed 1,420 from 1992 to 2015 found conclusive results about childhood trauma:

"'It is a myth to believe that childhood trauma is a rare experience that only affects few,' the researchers say."
"Rather, their population sample suggests, 'it is a normative experience—it affects the majority of children at some point.'"
"A surprising 60 percent of those in the study were exposed to at least one trauma by age 16. Over 30 percent were exposed to multiple traumatic events."

Not all of the things our parents do that were not so helpful technically classify as trauma, but it definitely has an effect on us as we get older.

Keep reading... Show less
Ann on Unsplash

Breaking up is something that never gets easier.

Keep reading... Show less

On the outside, so many professions and careers look glamorous, financially enticing, and fun.

Often we sit back in our own lives and wallow in our dead-end jobs with that "wish I could do that for a living mentality!"

But if you look a little closer or, much like Dorothy Gale in OZ, just wait for a Toto to push the curtain back, you'll see that a lot more is going on behind the scenes.

And the shenanigans we don't see, make all that fun... evaporate.

So many careers and high power industries are built on a foundation of lies, backstabbing, and stress. And not in that fun "Dynasty" way.

That quiet, dead-end gig may not be so bad after all.

Redditor MethodicallyDeep wanted hear all the tea about certain careers, by asking:

What is a secret in your industry that should be talked about?
Keep reading... Show less