1/35. If God created the sun on the fourth day, how had four days passed?
2/35. Dog food could say it's any flavor it wants, you're not going to test it.
3/35. Batman only fights crime at night because otherwise he would have weird and obvious tan lines.
4/35. What if a radio station said "Hey Siri, text my mom 'f*ck you'.......... Send"
theWet_Bandits
5/35. The world isn't getting dumber. It's just easier for dumb people to get their thoughts heard.
lb8ovn
6/35. Isn't it weird in movies sometimes when there's a fight on top of a truck yet all the cars behind them will be driving like normal like "this is real messed up but I'm not going to be late for work".
crudmissile
7/35. Why are wedding dresses bought and tuxedos rented? The utility of each is such that it should be the other way around.
the_humeister
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8/35. I like to think money wouldn't change me; yet when I'm winning Monopoly I'm a terrible person.
9/35. We live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
DominickCosta
10/35. Wherever a fatal car crash or pedestrian death occurs, a red square with the year of the accident should be permanently included in the pavement. Seeing a lot of red squares in a given location would make drivers and pedestrians more careful.
KubrickIsMyCopilot
11/35. I've woken up over 10,000 times and I'm still not used to it.
dankerinooo
12/35. I am a much better proofreader the moment after I post something than the moment before.
SirHerald
13/35. If Google Maps added 5 minutes to every time estimate on directions millions of people would be on time for things.
bthoman2
14/35. When you're a kid, staying up late makes you feel like an adult. When you're an adult, staying up late makes you feel like a kid.
bigandz
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15/35. You think you're unique until you have to choose a username
High_as_red
16/35. Most animals don't recognize their own reflection because their brains aren't complex enough. I wonder if humans have observed something which we cannot comprehend or even know we cannot comprehend because our brains lack that complexity.
by bloodygames
17/35. It's strange that the adoption process is so strict and rigorous; and yet any two people can produce a baby with no regulation whatsoever.
by JaseAndrews
18/35. I'm lucky enough to live in a country where if I hear an air raid siren I expect it to be followed by phat bass and a banging tune.
by skyforgerer
19/35. If there's a mean dog or a wild horse in a movie, they have to train an animal to act untrained.
WaywardChilton
20/35. What the hell does a golfer do when they retire? Most people retire then take up golf.
extreme_matt
21/35. There's a big bag of deadly acid in the middle of my body and I'm supposed to be totally okay with that.
Treeaza
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22/35. From a wookie's perspective, Chewbacca is the handsome rogue and Han is the dumb sidekick communicating in animal noises.
Hrtzy
23/35. The last ten squares on the toilet roll should have "This is NOT enough for the next person!" printed on them
isaidthisinstead
24/35. My parents spent the first 18 years of my life telling me how unique and special I was, then spent the rest of my life telling me I am no different than anyone else and to get a job.
Chewyman11
25/35. When I was a small child, my grandmother showed me love by playing along with my make believe games. Now that she is older and has dementia it is my turn to show love by playing along with hers.
Flowsephine
26/35. I'm flabbergasted at how our education system managed to find a way to turn something as fascinating as history into a boring slog.
Lemvig42
27/35. Why would anybody buy a bookmark for a dollar when they could use a dollar as a bookmark?
NOTW_116
28/35. People used the cigarette lighter socket to light cigarettes, but now they use it to charge cigarettes.
Kirryu
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29/35. When we want another's thoughts, we say "penny for your thoughts." When we offer up our own, we say "putting my two cents in." We value our own opinion twice as much.
Conkrad
30/35. Uber should have a senior discount so elderly people wouldn't have to drive if they feel like they can't drive safely.
Delica
31/35. Porn and the WWE are essentially the same. Both feature unrealistic representations of humans taking way longer to accomplish something, in which the acting doesn't matter and the more outrageous the personality, the more popular.
SergeiDiaghilev
32/35. My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello", my first instinct when I see a human is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away
Narksdog
33/25. We live in an age where your last words may be an emoticon.
horoshimu
34/35. It is widely accepted that you should have another job lined up before quitting your current job. This same concept does not apply to relationships.
35/35. The person directly in front of you is also the person that is the farthest behind you.
SluffyD
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Redditor PadWanKenobi was curious to hear what people felt were the tell tale signs they were in the company of a possible genius, leading them to ask:
"What’s a sign of extremely high intelligence?"
Instant adapability
"Ability to intuitively and quickly understand complex systems and how lots of parts relate in a coherent whole."
"Like I work with some people who just keep tons of concepts in their head and easily integrate new information into their understanding of those concepts."
"They immediately know what questions they should be asking to better understand."
"And these are things they're currently working on, not like things they spent time studying in school over years."
"They just have a very strong ability to synthesize new information into their understanding."
"I sit in meetings distracted and confused having forgotten what we talked about in the previous meetings, and these folks just consistently have a solid handle on everything."- Ok-Control-787
Innate Problem Solvers
"They know when not to solve a problem."
"This took me a while to understand but the smartest people I know do this."
"It could be a really simple thing like ignoring emails from people asking for help."
"The supervisor or boss might have a quick and easy solution for the situation but instead of just handing it to the person that asked they let them figure it out on their own."
"They know who they can do this with and when to do it."
"If they did that with all of their underlings it would just create a mess."
"Another example that I can think of is planned chaos."
"Some people can predict exactly where things will go wrong and they could fix it before it creates a problem."
"They don't because nobody ever notices what's going on in the background when things are working perfectly."
"Once things fails then everybody notices and if you are the one person that fixed it you become the hero."
"They can also use then chaos to reach a goal they couldn't get before if things were working correctly."
"There's many examples of this in every day life that I didn't see before until I realized what was happening."- atapes
GiphyYou know what they say about people with small hands
"If your hand is smaller than your face."- FallofTheKnight
The all knowing glow.
"When someone asks you a question and you push your glasses up while light comes out of it and covers your eyes for some reason."- JonEregor
Those giveaway behavioral quirks
"Wearing glasses and saying things like 'ah yes', and 'I see' while you pensively rub your chin."- iuytrefdgh436yujhe2
Thinking Reaction GIF by ABC TV + IVIEWGiphyEncouraging others
"When they explain something they make the people around them feel smarter, not dumber."- redkat85
Being one step ahead.
"The capacity to understand complex things, see patterns where regular people don't."- Ostepop234
"They have this tendency to make you go 'Ohhh, why didn't I think of that?' when listening to them talk."- did_it_forthelulz
Why Didnt I Think Of That Cillian Murphy GIFGiphyAn endless love of learning
"A passion for knowledge and expanding understanding of complex concepts."
"The plumber can be just as insightful as the scholar."- KatatoniK94
Of course, one shouldn't always be fooled by what they see.
As many people are masters at appearing much smarter than they are.
In fact, one important sign of super intelligence is being able to separate those who appear smart, from those who actually are.
