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People Break Down The Shortest They've Ever Stayed At A Job And Why

When I was much younger––and far less sure about my standing in the world––I left a job after two days. I just knew it wasn't the right fit for me so I didn't bother to stick around. It was a shame to go through training and all that good stuff only to leave; my boss wasn't a bad guy. There's a sweet ending to this story though: I got someone who really needed a job my former job (and they ended up staying there for a few years).

"What's the shortest time you've ever stayed at a job? Why was it so short?" –– This was today's burning question from Redditor Sir_Baconstrips and the stories are fascinating.


"I needed the job..."

Half day.

I needed the job and they knew it. I've never in my life have been treated the way I was there. They cussed at me for not knowing where the items were (maintenance job at an apartment complex), told me to hurry the heck up (2 hours in, not knowing where the apartment was that I was supposed to work on), would not supply the items I needed to complete the repair saying "it's your problem, not ours".

This was the apartment building management treating their maintenance guy like this. No wonder the one before me left. I plopped the few tools they gave me on the managers desk, told them I refuse to be treated that way, and left.

They tried to not pay me for the half day, saying it was during my training period so didn't count. I told them I would have the department of labor get it, if they weren't willing to. Got cussed out again, and given the check. $60 bucks never felt better after being treated like a dumb@ss.

Rednecknrusty

"I took a job..."

I took a job at a cell phone store and they showed me all the money they could make on commission. At the hiring event their best salesman brought in his scores to show he was set to make like $90,000 that year.

I worked a half day and made a lot of decent sales by noon on a Tuesday. Then the manager said "Man, you're gonna be making bank when your commission starts".

Turned out the commission only started after you worked there for two years. They failed to mention that. So basically it was a minimum wage job.

I walked out right then, in the middle of setting up a new contract for a couple.

Smooth_Bandito

"I worked at a telemarketing company..."

I worked at a telemarketing company for one day, and it was the single worst job I have ever had. I was in college and the money they offered was good but it was just an absolute s*** job.

BasilHedgerow

"CEO was a rich kid..."

Internship for a small "videogame" company. They never released anything because the company didn't even last long enough to finish its first "game" which was just a reskin of Candy Crush (this was around 2013-2014). It went under after my internship ended. I was offered a part time position for crap pay, and after my experience there (only 30 days) I had to give them a pass in the form of "I don't have the time. So sorry."

CEO was a rich kid using loan money that his parents secured. He had a couple friends employed that were constantly "taking sick days" or "working from home." CEO would always give speeches about how he prides himself on his ability to treat employees equally, without bias. That was a blatant lie. So the 2-3 employees that did show up had to take the brunt of the work. The CEO would also go on these tangents about his workplace being "such a cool GAMER SPACE," with yoga balls in place of office chairs, a little break room with a couch and beanbag chairs, and a big flatscreen with (I think) an XboxOne and some games. There was also a pool table and some Nerf guns laying around.

I don't really know what happened to make the place disappear, but here's a wild and crazy theory: mismanagement.

Nofreeupvotes

"I got the news..."

1 week. I got the news halfway into training that my dream job (at the time) had offered me a position. I explained the situation to my manager, and he was fully supportive. Offered good review of me in the future and all.

Embrrrose

"I was a fresh faced..."

I worked at a club for one night collecting and cleaning the glasses. It was hectic, I had already worked in a kitchen though so I was ready for the pressure.

I was a fresh faced 18 year old that probably looked 15 and I got a lot of comments from patrons that I looked really young.

I'm assuming that's why I never got called back because the boss told me no one ever does that well on their first night, paid me some cash and then never called me again.

anti-clockwise

"Was put on register..."

One day, at a fast food place. Was put on register about 15 minutes after clocking in, was told that there were no bathroom breaks or lunch break for an 8 HR shift, and left alone with the lunch rush. Turns out the manager was stealing quite a lot of money from the company and was arrested a few weeks after I walked out.

thefiercestcalm

'They pulled a bait and switch..."

One day. They pulled a bait and switch on what they told me the requirements were, and when they unveiled the switch, I nodded, smiled, and accepted another job offer. Left my brand new badge on my desk at the end of the day, and dropped my parking pass off at the security gate.

notagoodboye

"I had signed up to work..."

Got offered a role whilst at Uni. Supermarket job on Saturday and Sundays 4 till 10 and paid like £12 an hour so was a decent uni job. However, after receiving my first shift timetable. I realized that due to me being an ignorant moron and the advert being unclear. I had signed up to work 4am to 10am. Waking up at 3am 2 days a week is not worth it. I rang up and cancelled before my first shift and got a job in a coffee shop a few weeks later.

AndrewJimmyThompson

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Things People Secretly Love But Would Never Admit To In Public

Reddit user sweet_chick283 asked: 'What do you secretly love that you would never admit to in public?;

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What makes us all unique is our passions and the things we love, whether it's singing in the shower, reading books, or listening to specific music artists.

Unfortunately, we live in a world where we are judged for our various tastes and interests thanks to social media, and it makes us consciously selective about sharing the things we love on the internet.

Curious to hear about people's personal desires under anonymity, Redditor sweet_chick283 asked:

"What do you secretly love that you would never admit to in public?"

These aren't really chores for the following Redditors.

Good Clean Fun

"Mopping, im a janitor and generally hate my work... but damn mopping is so good."

– MrDDog06

"When you have a great rhythm going it is something special. I get the same feeling while I vacuum, but won’t let my wife know I enjoy it."

– Bogus_34

Act Of Unwrinkling

"Ironing clothes. A dozen of them. Can’t explain how it relaxes me. I told one person and they looked at me like I’m crazy."

– eerie_white_glow

"My mum misses the days when dad would be out on a Friday night, my brother out with friends and me upstairs quietly playing PS1. She would pour herself a Bacardi & Coke and do the ironing while watching her TV shows."

"I'm sure she doesn't really miss it now that we've moved out and they've retired but it was her wind-down after a busy working week so I can see how people can find it relaxing."

– xdq

Our solo actions can spark joy.

Big Brother Is Watching

"pretending to be on the Truman show and whenever im in my house i act all inconspicuous so they dont know that i know that they’re watching me."

– Bec_121

"C’mon man, you’re not supposed to let him know. You signed a contract when signing up for live views. I’m reporting you."

– doeswaspsmakehoney

The Multi-Tasker

"Playing video games naked at home while eating cheese."

– thickening_agent

Releasing The Kraken

"I love the feeling when you've eaten good fibre and let out a solid long train log in the toilet. That feeling is heavenly."

– therapoootic

"Even better when it’s a clean wipe and not a poo crayon."

– TheWarmestHugz

Ultimate Comfort

"My (male 41) weekend routine is coming home from work, make hot chocolate, start a fire, dress in a ugly pink nightgown made for old ladies and watch forensic files."

– crazyloomis

Some people are obsessed with collecting things.

So Kawai

"Sanrio stationery stores. All those different multicolor pens, a thousand kinds of erasers, spiral bound notebooks galore... my kids sadly have absolutely no appreciation for this wonderland..."

– HavingNotAttained

It's A Staple

"Office supplies have a weird, special place in my heart ever since I was a kid. They don't even have to be 'cute' necessarily."

"Japan's legendary stationery stores is unironically a reason I want to go."

– _CozyLavender_

Not Caring Anymore

"The older I get the shorter that list gets. Not because I love less things, but because I don't care about hiding it."

– Bi-Beast

"YES!! I'm 53 now. I'm working my first job in public since 2006. Today is Halloween and we're allowed to dress up so I am sitting here waiting to go to work dressed as a VERY bad Wednesday Addams. My bf said I'd 'look stupid' because no one else will probably dress up and I'm like, 'WHO CARES!' My makeup looks horrible and not like I practiced, but I DO NOT CARE! I'm having fun with it anyhow and I don't care if my coworkers dress up or not. I'm bein' ME! :)"

– deanie1970

Honorable mentions start here.

The Savior

"Picking up worms from the street and sidewalks when it rains and moving them into the dirt so they don’t burn in the sun, every time it rains I do this."

– sky_kitten89

Hero Of The Moment

"Yoooo I scoot SO many snails and worms. I work as a tech/mechanic at an automotive shop, I had a peoject car towed to my house the other day and it was covered in snails. I saw them when the tow guy/coworker was unloading and I was like, 'oh! It comes with free snails!' and began moving them. He laughed then realized and said, '... Oh, you're serious. Uh... Okay.'"

"I don't care who knows it. These little things barely can look out for themselves, why shouldn't we if we can take a moment to help? I don't care what happens next, it probably doesn't matter overall but I can help this moment."

– chris14020

Why should some of the hidden desires mentioned above have to be secret?

Redditors opening up about some of these would make them a hit at parties–no shaming.

As a matter of fact, I'll totally be down for a Forensic Files viewing party where we all make hot chocolate, light the fireplace, and cozy up together in our respective pink ugly nightgowns for old ladies.

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We've probably all heard some variation of the saying "Truth is stranger than fiction."

Real life isn't just strange, it can also be downright ridiculous.

History is riddled with moments of absurdity.

So ridiculous that people have a hard time believing real life is, well, really real.

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