People Break Down The Best Responses To An Unsolicited Sexual Picture

People Break Down The Best Responses To An Unsolicited Sexual Picture

Why can't people ask before they send graphic images?

And for the people who just send them willy-nilly...

Grow up.

Keep it decent, kids.

Redditor OhmMeGag wanted to hear about everyone's reactions to these types of photos. They asked:

"What's the best response to an unwanted d**k pic?"

Why are y'all STILL sending d**k pics in 2022? Like... decent.

Back at You...

"I read, I believe it was here on Reddit. This girl got an unsolicited d**k pic. So for her revenge, she sent penis pics back constantly. Big, small, anything she could find. This guy was telling her to stop, lol. She asked if he liked it."

IzzyCleo

WTF

“'Why does it look like that?' And answer none of their following texts."

Hugh_manateerian

"If you feel the need to respond, 'I'll ask my aunt, she's a nurse.'"

the_ricktacular_mort

Are you Ok?

"When I was a teenager I had just gotten my first boyfriend, and back then nobody sent photos over text because camera phones weren't a common thing yet. Also texting cost a few cents per text. God, I feel old typing that out.

"I had never seen one before, so I panicked and said, 'Oh my god are you okay??' and he just like... got really sad because he thought I thought there was something wrong with the way it looked."

ArcticFox46

Send it Back

"What I used to do was take their profile picture and photoshop their face onto the head of their d**k and send it back. I never got a second d**k pic doing that lol."

Sammie2Dope

"What she should do instead is make a public directory of unsolicited d**k pic offenders. Get the victim to edit their head on top, and then post it there with their number. Girls can then search their number to see if they've been a repeat offender in the past. Call the website the D**k Head."

FunnyPhrases

Sorry

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"'Oh hey, my ex had that disease too'"

Hawkwise83

I am loving the revenge response.

Yuck

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"Google 'genital warts' and send them back any of those images that come up."

stoic_and_tired

Freshman Year

"When I was a freshman in college I was home for Christmas break and the guy across the street, who was 4 years older than me and had recently moved back home, sent me one with the message that his family would be out of the house for a few hours if I wanted to come over."

"I knew him, we had lived on the same street for years, but it was completely out of the blue. I'm not even sure how he got my number. I had babysat his younger brother a few times however, which is why I had his mother's number. I took a screen shot of the message & pic and forwarded it to his mom, asking if she could please get Eric to stop sending me nudes."

sophie_steele

Wrinkled

"Why are you sending me a picture of your thumb?"

Chief_B33f

"So an old friend took a picture of his nuts**k and sent it to my husband as a joke. My husband genuinely responded 'Why did you send me a close up picture of your couch?' They had an old gray leather couch that had wrinkled over time."

SpiffyPaige143

Spot On

"I know this sounds crazy, but I am a doctor and this might be cancer."

Sakurashi2001

"Because I know they know I’m not a doctor- I say 'that spot looked weird so I sent it to my dad (he’s a doctor) and he said you should definitely go get check out' then don’t respond to any other messages."

"Note- my dad is in fact, not a doctor, and of course don’t forward my father d**k picks. But I very much enjoy the panic from an a** that 1) I sent his penis pic to my dad and 2) that there’s something wrong with his junk."

TakeOutForOne

Try This

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"Share a penis enlargement ad."

try-bi-sum-um

Brilliant

"There was a (faked-but authentic-looking) image going around of an FBI logo/warning that read, something along the lines of, 'FBI tracking software has detected unsolicited trafficking of lewd/pornographic visual material from this device. The user of this device will be contacted by the appropriate local law-enforcement authorities within the next 7-10 business days.'"

"The victim of the d**k-pic would forward this image to the dick-er. It was freaking brilliant."

FesterSilently

Ewww...

"I said to a guy who sent me an unwanted d**k pic: 'You have the ugliest d**k I’ve ever seen. That’s actually insane. Do you have some kind of deformity? You should get that checked out' Got no response."

greeny-bottle

"Aww stepped on a nerve didn't it?"

raszota

Finding You

“'Im sorry, you may no longer contact (insta user) as they have reported your account for [pornographic content] and [distribution of pornography to children] your account will be under review by (insert town) police department and we will get back to you shortly!"

zestyclosetrat

Collections

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"A friend of mine saves them and anytime she gets a new one she responds with a her entire collection of d**ks in response. Last time I checked she had over 50 saved."

ultratoxic

Website Issues

"I dated a woman once who would photoshoot little hats on them & she kept a website for a while where she posted her collection. It's been a few years though and last I checked it wasn't up anymore."'

LittleUrbanAchiever

"Instagranniepants on instagram was always great for a laugh. She’d draw pretty good portraits of guys on Tinder who hassled her, complete with micro penis and commentary."

postmoderngeisha

Bad Shrimp

"So this guy that is a year or two older than me (22 F) sent me a d**k pic a few years ago, we weren’t even talking like that. I had no interest in him and didn’t show other wise. Well he randomly just sends me a d**k pic and I said 'WTF man I should send this to your dad. Wonder what he’d think about your shrimp.' He blocked me. 😂🤷🏼♀️"

SavvyLeAnn2316

Sword Swipes

"Send one back. One time, my buddy and I convinced a girl to give us her phone so we could send a d**k pic back to a guy that just sent one. We were wiggling our d**ks and taking a video when all of a sudden our d**ks slapped together. We both jumped away in disbelief as our d**ks have never touched together before. It was not an enjoyable experience but it made for a funny video to send back haha."

JustALocalJew

dry land...

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"I once said, 'Congrats on making my vagina the literal driest it has ever been. If I were you I would go get that checked.' Took care of it (he left me alone) and maybe he thought twice about doing it to other women."

IStartToRun

Stop sending these types of pics unsolicited. It's gross. The end.

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Oh Dear

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slappy_mcslapenstein

The Crappy People

"In every CS job I’ve ever had: we will bend over backward to help a nice person. We will expedite any complaint, give maximum compensation, and harass other areas of the business for you."

"We will do the absolute bare minimum to help a shi**y person and if you’re really bad, we will do everything in our power to make sure you get nothing but what you’re legally entitled to and it will be a process to get that."

11catsinahumansuit

"I don’t work in CS but 100% the same for us in IT a nice person will get new stuff while a shi**y person will get questionable secondhand crap that will take 12 months to fix! I will make sure that you wait as long as humanely possible to have anything fixed!"

Sharp-Demand-6614

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"If you ask for a supervisor calling Marriott you will just get another person who is not a supervisor, but say they are."

cryptnificent

"Yep. I've seen this done numerous times across multiple industries. Usually, it only involves an actual sup if it's a genuine problem or if they want to make a point."

"The last job I had was in towing junk cars. Two of the inside buyers, one male, and one female, would bounce that sup card around constantly. Idk how no one ever put it together. We'd get repeat callers and repeat sellers so I don't know."

ItsBobFromLumbridge

Heartless

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Rizza1122

"I feel ya. My best mate is a quadriplegic. Centrelink denied his disability pension because he wasn’t disabled enough."

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Go to Home Depot

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"I worked at Lowes. I didn't know anything about anything in the electrical department yet that's where they put me without any training."

Eattherich187

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There are too many unqualified people doing too many things.

Switcharoo

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A Little Sunshine

"I worked at a call center for the billing department of a major internet and cable service provider. We were authorized to give up to $90 credit per customer on their bill but only as a last resort. Always remember to be nice to all customer service workers. You never know just how much they can help with a friendly attitude."

Axel_Dunce

"Former call center employee here. Highly accurate. Use your manners, and well fix your issue. Anything else, just makes us want to take longer, and you won't get a credit. Just because we are authorized, doesn't mean you'll get the credit for being an a**hat. haha. I've been verbally abused a few times for asking them not to swear at me. Lol."

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LELU

"I worked for a major telco company for many years in something called a ‘LELU’ which stands for Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. This 'unit' is pretty self-explanatory, but it essentially is a team who worked directly with the police/FEDS to monitor people's information for things such as obtaining communications history of call logs, SMS loss, etc."

"However, most importantly, the software we used, we as agents could directly see all your SMS texts, including MMS and their explicit imagery of whatever you were sending. This would include sexting, naked images, family photos, and everything. There were instances where people abused this position by stalking or 'monitoring' their SO’s comings and going’s."

MidniteMischief

Cookies!!

"I worked at a cafe chain called 'The Cookie Man,' 95% of their cookies arrived in cardboard boxes layered with bubble wrap. The last 5% arrived as pre-made dough that we would bake on-site to make the place smell like fresh cookies."

"I also worked at a cupcake shop. It's literally just packet mix that you add eggs and oil to before baking/piping pre-made icing onto. Don't waste your money on these places, 90% of these chain shops are the same and most are severely underpaying their workers (this is for Australia btw). Just purchase some packet mix from the supermarket and call it a day."

Frequent-Selection91

Look in the Back

"I was a Store Manager for a very large grocery chain and I can tell you that 95% of the time when customers complain to the manager, we may be professional and show empathy, and even resolve the problem."

"But then we usually just make fun of or talk crap about the person who complained to the other employees. And when a customer is really rude when we go 'look in the back' for something, we legit just stand around and talk to other employees, and make zero effort to look for the item."

A_Womans_Thoughts

From the Box

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"I once worked at 'the area's premiere day spa'; the mimosas were made with Sunny D and not real orange juice, and the wines came out of a box."

SailorVenus23

Sunny D and champagne?!?!

What in the name of Lucifer?

Who does that?!

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