Humans love to argue. If there's nothing important to fight about, sometimes they'll fight tooth and nail over something that matters to almost nobody. Interested in what people would choose to fight over, Twitter user @phunky_brewster started a Twitter asking what everyone would "die on this hill" for.
Here is a beautiful hill.
Quote tweet this with the pettiest argument that would make you gladly die on this hill.
Here is a beautiful hill. Quote tweet this with the pettiest argument that would make you gladly die on this hill. https://t.co/nD3T89Dzso— ShAHHH!nnon Miller (@ShAHHH!nnon Miller)1539309089.0
The takes were absolutely red-hot from the very start!
@Phunky_Brewster Duck, duck, gray duck is superior to duck, duck, goose.— Jon Steege (@Jon Steege)1539360944.0
@Phunky_Brewster This is a prettier hill https://t.co/l2x8JVih9n— Black Cat Poop, LLC. (@Black Cat Poop, LLC.)1539460101.0
@Phunky_Brewster Love, Actually was a terrible movie. https://t.co/wcrj32P3VQ— Natalie Lanoville (@Natalie Lanoville)1539454771.0
As time increased, so did the passion in people's tweets.
@Phunky_Brewster ROMEO & JULIET IS NOT A GOOD STORY EVERYONE MADE STUPID DECISIONS AND IT IS A VERY BAD EXAMPLE/REP… https://t.co/2prAu0O2YI— Sarah Is Glad #Timeless Is Saved (@Sarah Is Glad #Timeless Is Saved)1539445462.0
@Phunky_Brewster It’s soda. Not soda pop. Not pop. Not Coke. The only acceptable name for it is soda.— Derek Price (@Derek Price)1539434579.0
Some had logic to back up their claims...
@Phunky_Brewster The date should be written day/month/year— Helen Eynon (@Helen Eynon)1539426139.0
...others did not.
@Phunky_Brewster This is the *only* acceptable way to hang loo roll 😑 https://t.co/OVov1m7Jt8— Erl-o-ween. (@Erl-o-ween.)1539425650.0
Regardless, however, these Twitter users had clearly put a lot of thought into their issues.
@Phunky_Brewster You can’t ever give 110%. You just can’t. You also can’t increase something by 100%. https://t.co/XT7J8uPhOu— Christian Toms (@Christian Toms)1539422817.0
@Phunky_Brewster Tipping based on food price makes no sense. It should be based on service. Ordering a $50 steak or… https://t.co/hAhLNQ0idj— Justin Watterson (@Justin Watterson)1539373742.0
@Phunky_Brewster Tangled is better than Frozen.— Stephamom (@Stephamom)1539367162.0
Sorry, Queer Eye.
@Phunky_Brewster Avocados are severely overrated. https://t.co/61fOMb7iy6— The Grimdragon (@The Grimdragon)1539400932.0
What petty argument would you die on this hill for? If you are anything like me, it likely has something to do with Star Trek.
@Phunky_Brewster Picard > Kirk— Brad Katzer (@Brad Katzer)1539412328.0