People Transform The Last Text They Received Into 2020 Presidential Campaign Slogans
We all have our eyes on the upcoming 2020 Presidential Election in a serious way....so why not make fun of it while the time passes?
u/MischiefDame asked:
Your most recent text is now your 2020 presidential campaign slogan. What's your slogan?
Here were some of the answers.
A Yummy Presidency
"Enjoy your pizza. Sleep in."
Short term: Huge approval numbers.
Long term: Country has an obesity problem and worker productivity is at an all time low.
Not too much different than today, lol. Sold.
BREAKING NEWStickertape tickaticka, TIMELINE FEBRUARY 2, 2020!
PIZZA SALES ALL OVER THE NATION UP 5,150%, IN RELATED NEWS THE NATIONAL PIZZA DELIVERYGUY HIRING CRISIS STILL CLIMBING AS DEMAND FOR IMMIGRANTS WILLING TO DRIVE PIZZAS ARE ADVERTISED WORLDWIDE
Smears
Don't forget toilet paper.
This shows me you are prepared, practical and think of the small details. Would vote for you.
I hope you don't run any smear campaigns.
The List
Please take me off your list.
Kinda makes me want to keep you on my list.
Man does everything in his power to not become the president, and against all odds, he does anyway. Sounds like a plot of a bad comedy.
Sympathy Vote
Would you consider being my friend?
Mr. Rogers 2020.
Aw man :( you got my vote!
This Sounds Familiar
"Have a beer for me."
I like beer. I still like beer.
Do you like beer senator?
Positive Spins
"I can still join you."
...perhaps I'd make a better running mate.
"I can still join you because we are the you-nited states. We're not the blue states, we're not the red states, we're the you-nited states."
Meow
I'll feed the cats.
A president we need, but do we deserve? You'll feed the cats while we rebuild a nation.
Clearly he means feeding the Fat Cats of Wall Street! Don't be seduced!