It's hard to classify what exactly a "d*ck move" is. Really, it could be anything. The only consistency between all recorded d*ck moves in history is the way you feel after it's been done. There's a sense of revolting anger, something that seethes in your gut, and makes you want to say, "Not cool bro."

Fortunately, we can count on the internet to help come to a uniform decision.


Reddit user, u/Apple-Acid, wanted people to dictate what counts as a d*ck move when they asked:

What is something we can all agree on being a "d*ck move" ?

Decide: Free or Deadline?

Not paying someone back or being being difficult when you owe money to someone.

Yeemo

Don't ever give out personal loans. Give out one-time gifts without expectation of repayment. If they pay you back, then you might gift again in the future. Otherwise, it's a one-time thing.

MoobyTheGoldenSock

Just Let Them Off. Be Polite.

Giphy

Getting on the train before letting other passengers get off the train first.

icantfindmynose

Same for the elevator. I was going down the elevator once. This one isn't too busy, but occasionally there will be someone waiting to get on when I get off or vice versa, but it's like 1/20 uses. Anyway, I'm going down and the doors open and this older, maybe 60's or 70's-aged lady literally has her face at the door, waiting to get on. Startled me a bit, TBH, because she was like right square in the doorway. She moved off to the side a bit to let me off.

buckus69

Your Time Is Not More Valuable Than Anyone Else's

Cutting in line when there's no emergency

NotWithstandingNick

Although I don't call people out on it, I'm always glad when there is someone else in line who isn't as timid and does so.

pup1pup

Like, Really? You KNOW That's Not Yours.

Taking someone else's lunch from the breakroom fridge.

DeathSpiral321

Had a guy I worked with who was notorious for this. One day he sees me in the break room and goes "I didn't know that was yours, I took a drink from that."

I figured I'd teach him a lesson, so I said "you know I have herpes, right?" He got all bug-eyed and freaked out. Then I thought, I don't want him spreading rumors about me, so I said "I don't. But if I did, you'd be screwed. That's why you don't do that."

skribsbb

If There's No Room, Make Room

Taking up multiple seats on public transit when you can easily sit in one.

(Caveat, it's fine if it's mostly empty.)

hunter15991

This is the worst. Especially if it's someone who put their bag on the seat next to them. I get it, you want your personal space, but we're all in this sardine can together, so we might as well compromise.

Electric_Spark

You Can't Have Selective Eyesight

Beating another driver to a parking space, even though they were there first (with blinkers on) about to take it.

Back2Bach

Like in the movie Fried Green Tomatoes:

"Face it, lady, we're younger and faster."

rams car

"Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."

pjabrony

A few friends and I were eating. Bill came to the table, we all laid out our tip money, and my friends boyfriend started pulling money out of the tip for his meal....The look on my friends faces...

XmagnumoperaX

I hope you stopped him.

TheFoxAndTheRaven

You misspelled slapped

Charles3Z

You misspelled [assassinate].

davai_democracy

Whoa...D-Move, Bro.

Standing up to get your bags and crowd the gate door because youre Mr. Bigshot just after flight attendants told everyone to stay seated so medical personnel could evac the guy at the back of the plane who just had a heart attack in front of his kids.

whocaaaresbaby

Haven't We Grown Beyond This As A Species?

Giphy

Throwing your trash on the floor.

peligant

Especially when there's a trash can right over there

Omny87

It's The Awkwardness That Keeps Money In Your Wallet

Ordering expensive food and/or drinks while out with friends and that guy says at the end "let's split it all evenly"

slut4plums

My wife has a lot of pretty wealthy friends, and we'll go out to group birthday dinners with them sometimes. This is especially a problem if we do tapas because there are a few guys that will just order a sh-t ton of food and expensive plates, expensive wine, and then expect to just split it evenly with everyone. My wife just tells them f-ck that and pays for what we ate. It's awkward.

RyFromTheChi

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