People Share The Most Absurd WiFi Names They’ve Ever Encountered
Choosing a name for you home wireless network doesn't have to be a bore. Instead of going with something like, "Johnson Family" or, the sign of your stagnation, "Home," you have a chance to be creative. Reddit user, r/G4ttboy, put others online to the test when he asked the following question to spur on others to be more innovative with their WiFi names:
1. Slow and Steady
When I hovered over the wifi button in Windows, the pop-up said "Super slow Internet Access". I thought that was pretty cool. JokerGotham_Deserves
2. Just Think About It
My downstairs neighbor's wifi name is "Cunnilinksys". Thought that was pretty clever. SignoreReddit
3. *Rim Shot
My current one is "You kids get off my LAN" Sparks_MD
4. Building A Better Community
5. This Sounds Something Bad's About To Happen
I had one in my neighborhood called "TellMyWifiLoveHer" haveioffendedsomeone
"Not a Meth Lab" and their neighbors, "Definitely a Meth Lab." wesanity
7. That's Not How You Make Friends
My buddy and I named ours "IP on your bushes" when we lived together. Tagg444
8. Darn It, Dwayne!
My brothers neighbor has a dog that won't stop yipping. One of his other neighbors has their WiFi named "Shut your damn dog up Dwayne!" DirtyBalm
9. Did Anyone Actually Do This?
Yell penis for password. Heywoodjajustgoaway
10. An Infinite Loop
Ha! Mine is "Yell Bubbles for password".
And the password is "get your own internet"
Nice to see their faces when they yell bubbles and think they're being shot down. -Styked-
11. Poor Dave
My neighbor's is named GoAwayDave. I really want to know what Dave did to deserve such infamy. _stayhydrated
Bathroom cam 1. hiiimadam
Bunch of French students in my apartment block had named theirs Oui-Fi. Rutgerman95
14. It's A Hard Knock Life
Mine is LAN of Green Gables. I live with my sister. If anyone knows of any red headed orphans, let us know. iunderstoodthatrfrnc
15. Jerk Move, Bro
I live within range of a White Castle so I named the network 'White Castle Wifi'. The employees still have no clue why they keep getting asked for the password. megangershey
16. Guess It's A Florida Thing...
"The Alligator molestors"
For context our apartment has a sign that says "do not molest the alligators" lethalpringles
17. Is It Locally Sourced?
One of my neighbors has Gluten-Free Fair Trade WiFi. Axver
Mine is "Mom! It's this one!" DrDudeManJones
19. This Is Some Sort Of Cruel Joke
Password is Taco
The password was not Taco. babyfarmer
20. Does Whatever A Spider-LAN Can
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN is what I changed mine to. colorlessmage
21. TOTALLY NOT A SCAM
I named mine FAST FREE INTERNET and my 5G is VERY FAST FREE INTERNET. Both have passwords. returnofheracleum