People Share The Most Absurd WiFi Names They’ve Ever Encountered

Choosing a name for you home wireless network doesn't have to be a bore. Instead of going with something like, "Johnson Family" or, the sign of your stagnation, "Home," you have a chance to be creative. Reddit user, r/G4ttboy, put others online to the test when he asked the following question to spur on others to be more innovative with their WiFi names:

What is the best name you've seen for wifi?

1. Slow and Steady

Super slow.

When I hovered over the wifi button in Windows, the pop-up said "Super slow Internet Access". I thought that was pretty cool. JokerGotham_Deserves

2. Just Think About It

My downstairs neighbor's wifi name is "Cunnilinksys". Thought that was pretty clever. SignoreReddit

3. *Rim Shot

My current one is "You kids get off my LAN" Sparks_MD

4. Building A Better Community

TroyAndAbedInTheModem BourbonBaccarat

5. This Sounds Something Bad's About To Happen

I had one in my neighborhood called "TellMyWifiLoveHer" haveioffendedsomeone

6. Walter?

"Not a Meth Lab" and their neighbors, "Definitely a Meth Lab." wesanity

7. That's Not How You Make Friends

My buddy and I named ours "IP on your bushes" when we lived together. Tagg444

8. Darn It, Dwayne!

My brothers neighbor has a dog that won't stop yipping. One of his other neighbors has their WiFi named "Shut your damn dog up Dwayne!" DirtyBalm

9. Did Anyone Actually Do This?

Yell penis for password. Heywoodjajustgoaway

10. An Infinite Loop

Ha! Mine is "Yell Bubbles for password".

And the password is "get your own internet"

Nice to see their faces when they yell bubbles and think they're being shot down. -Styked-

11. Poor Dave

My neighbor's is named GoAwayDave. I really want to know what Dave did to deserve such infamy. _stayhydrated

12. Ew

Bathroom cam 1. hiiimadam

13. No-Fi?

Bunch of French students in my apartment block had named theirs Oui-Fi. Rutgerman95

14. It's A Hard Knock Life

Mine is LAN of Green Gables. I live with my sister. If anyone knows of any red headed orphans, let us know. iunderstoodthatrfrnc

15. Jerk Move, Bro

I live within range of a White Castle so I named the network 'White Castle Wifi'. The employees still have no clue why they keep getting asked for the password. megangershey

16. Guess It's A Florida Thing...

"The Alligator molestors"

For context our apartment has a sign that says "do not molest the alligators" lethalpringles

17. Is It Locally Sourced?

One of my neighbors has Gluten-Free Fair Trade WiFi. Axver

18. Mom!

Mine is "Mom! It's this one!" DrDudeManJones

19. This Is Some Sort Of Cruel Joke

Password is Taco

The password was not Taco. babyfarmer

20. Does Whatever A Spider-LAN Can

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-LAN is what I changed mine to. colorlessmage

21. TOTALLY NOT A SCAM

I named mine FAST FREE INTERNET and my 5G is VERY FAST FREE INTERNET. Both have passwords. returnofheracleum

22. And The Winner...

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club WAN BlueDrache

H/T: Reddit

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