People Share The Celebrities They Wish They Could Shrink Down And Carry Around With Them

People Share The Celebrities They Wish They Could Shrink Down And Carry Around With Them

People Share The Celebrities They Wish They Could Shrink Down And Carry Around With Them

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Have you ever loved a celebrity or character so much that you wish you could just carry them around all day with you? Perhaps they could offer you some direction in life or help you realize what's important. Imagine any character giving commentary on your life and how fun that would be!

MattAttackGaming asks:

If you could have a miniature person on your shoulder that talks to you and gives advice, who would you choose?

The perfect narrating voice

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David Attenborough

Then I could get fresh humorous and informative commentary wherever I go.

Someone to help you see the beauty around you

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Bob Ross

Someone to keep you in check

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Gordon Ramsay

Gives you good advice when you need the help and whips your ainto shape when he knows you're just f** around and wasting time.

A sassy dragon friend is never bad

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Mushu from Mulan. "Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!"

It would always be a beautiful day in the neighborhood

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Mr. Rogers, of course.

Someone to keep it real

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Samuel L Jackson.

It'll just be a whole lot of "You dumb motherf**" all day

Easy exits

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MacGyver. I could get out of any situation

A solid choice

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Morgan Freeman. That voice is just too soothing to pass up

An entertaining choice

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Owen Wilson, so whenever something interesting happens, he can say "wow"

The ultimate alliance

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Would definitely choose Tyrion Lannister

It's always good to ask a friend

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Christopher Walken is my obvious choice. He'll let you know when it's a good idea to stab a man in the face with a soldering iron.

Everyone needs a little Rose in their life

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Betty White, obviously.

Definitely a good gym buddy

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It that a tiny Arnold Schwarzenegger? Why yes it is.

Imagine having a wizard by your side

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Ian McKellen. Gandalf's wisdom knows no bounds.

Someone who can guide you through the tough times

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Bill Murray would be a phenomenal life coach

Knowledge is power

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That guy who won Jeopardy like 50 times...then I'd know all of the things.

Everyone needs some music in their life

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David Bowie, life would be so much more fun and interesting and beautiful and profound

Great advice, I'll take it

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Tom Hanks, he is probably full of great advise.

You would be in for quite a ride

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Danny DeVito of course.

Who wouldn't want portable advice in the form of music

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Jack Black, and he'd have a guitar and sing his advice to me.

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