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Have you ever loved a celebrity or character so much that you wish you could just carry them around all day with you? Perhaps they could offer you some direction in life or help you realize what's important. Imagine any character giving commentary on your life and how fun that would be!
The perfect narrating voice[rebelmouse-image 18356725 is_animated_gif=
Then I could get fresh humorous and informative commentary wherever I go.
Someone to help you see the beauty around you[rebelmouse-image 18356727 is_animated_gif=
Someone to keep you in check[rebelmouse-image 18356478 is_animated_gif=
Gives you good advice when you need the help and whips your ainto shape when he knows you're just f** around and wasting time.
A sassy dragon friend is never bad[rebelmouse-image 18356728 is_animated_gif=
Mushu from Mulan. "Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!"
It would always be a beautiful day in the neighborhood[rebelmouse-image 18356729 is_animated_gif=
Mr. Rogers, of course.
Someone to keep it real[rebelmouse-image 18356730 is_animated_gif=
Samuel L Jackson.
It'll just be a whole lot of "You dumb motherf**" all day
Easy exits[rebelmouse-image 18356731 is_animated_gif=
MacGyver. I could get out of any situation
A solid choice[rebelmouse-image 18356732 is_animated_gif=
Morgan Freeman. That voice is just too soothing to pass up
An entertaining choice[rebelmouse-image 18356733 is_animated_gif=
Owen Wilson, so whenever something interesting happens, he can say "wow"
The ultimate alliance[rebelmouse-image 18356734 is_animated_gif=
Would definitely choose Tyrion Lannister
It's always good to ask a friend[rebelmouse-image 18356735 is_animated_gif=
Christopher Walken is my obvious choice. He'll let you know when it's a good idea to stab a man in the face with a soldering iron.
Everyone needs a little Rose in their life[rebelmouse-image 18356736 is_animated_gif=
Betty White, obviously.
Definitely a good gym buddy[rebelmouse-image 18356737 is_animated_gif=
It that a tiny Arnold Schwarzenegger? Why yes it is.
Imagine having a wizard by your side[rebelmouse-image 18356738 is_animated_gif=
Ian McKellen. Gandalf's wisdom knows no bounds.
Someone who can guide you through the tough times[rebelmouse-image 18356739 is_animated_gif=
Bill Murray would be a phenomenal life coach
Knowledge is power[rebelmouse-image 18356740 is_animated_gif=
That guy who won Jeopardy like 50 times...then I'd know all of the things.
Everyone needs some music in their life[rebelmouse-image 18356745 is_animated_gif=
David Bowie, life would be so much more fun and interesting and beautiful and profound
Great advice, I'll take it[rebelmouse-image 18356746 is_animated_gif=
Tom Hanks, he is probably full of great advise.
You would be in for quite a ride[rebelmouse-image 18356747 is_animated_gif=
Danny DeVito of course.
Who wouldn't want portable advice in the form of music[rebelmouse-image 18356748 is_animated_gif=
Jack Black, and he'd have a guitar and sing his advice to me.
That has to come naturally.
"What’s the most out of line thing a doctor has every said to you?"
Not Going Mental
The wrong treatment after a misdiagnosis can be a doctor's serious mistake.
"I was petrified. Went home in tears and absolutely petrified."
"Then my dad took me to his doctor, who took a biopsy."
"It was just a random skin growth and she cut it off then and there."
"Too Young" For Cancer
The "Sad" Pill
It's even more unsettling when someone you entrust your life to crosses a line.
Assessment Or Pick-Up Line?
"Mental health doctor told my daughter, 'You're too pretty to be depressed.'"
A NSFW Observation
Mom To The Rescue
The Gynocologist's Love Advice
The Gyno Who Jumped To Conclusions
Going to the doctor's office for any reason can cause a lot of anxiety.
Hopefully, you're in good hands with a physician who is professional, as well as compassionate.
Growing up, I had zero idea that the food I ate daily was "cultural."
She had to explain it because we were about to eat at a white friend's house for the first time.
"What do you mean there's no rice with the beans? Did they run out? Should we bring some?"
"No, they just don't eat rice and beans."
"So what do they eat with their chicharron de pollo?"
Y'all should have seen my face.
Reddit user remyleboi00 asked:
"Non-Americans, what is the best 'American' food?"
Even as someone born in America, it took a while before I got familiar with American food.
So if it's just not your comfort zone - let Reddit guide you to the can't miss dishes.
"Cajun food. Definitely the most unique American food"
"As an American I 100% agree with you. Cajun food is heaven sent"
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"Curly fries 👌"
"It’s especially good with some pulled pork and caramelized onions mixed in. And some insulin."
"Solid choice. We Americans LOVE cheese."
"No need to apologize. One of our favorites too."
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"We also get spoiled with your traditional cuisine."
"I usually get a food coma on Thanksgiving"
"Same with the ham or prime rib dinner at Christmas. And all the pies. God I love pumpkin pie."
"I smoke meatloaf, can't go back to oven baked ever again."
"This tread has me wanting to smoke a brisket sooner rather than later."
"Now, pork and chicken, whatever else... Go nuts... Just leave beef alone."
"I had smoked mac and cheese once, it was heavenly."
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The Holy Pudding
"I can’t find someone who’s listed it so"
"That shit is LIFE CHANGING"
"Gotta have the Nilla wafers or it isn't right."
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"A nice warm cornbread muffin with some butter and a little drizzle of honey is amazing."
"Cornbread with a nice bowl of chili is such a nice comfort food."
"And the spicier the chili the nicer the sweet, buttery cornbread is with it."
"Farmer’s market jam is the way."
"It's easily top 3 greatest sandwich ever."
As American As It Getspulp fiction breakfast GIF by MIRAMAXGiphy
"Took them to my favorite little spot, they loved the waitress filling up their cups unprompted."
Now that youve heard Reddit, it's my turn.
I was 22 before I had meatloaf and mashed potatoes.
FAM. Fam. Faaaaaaaaaaam.
Keep your greasy pizza, amateurs. It's potato time over here.
"How does someone politely end a conversation with a person who won't stop talking?"
Extricate Yourself Immediately
"When they draw a breath, politely say:"
""On that note, I must be on my way.""
Then, simply leave."
Couldn't Get Him To Shut Up
"But some people just need to talk for whatever reason. I need my freaking silence."
Put It In Writing
Put Them (Back) To Work
Taking Care Of Each Other
Talk To The Door
Take Your Turn
Create A Deadline
"My entire dad's side of the family are the type that never stop talking."
No Need To Feel Bad
These questions prompted Redditor Maleficent_Team430 to ask:
"What do you think happens to you after you die?"
Time To Sell
"My family sells all my stuff way under value."
"I f*cking hope that if i die my wife doesnt sell my Legos at the price i told her i bought them"
"My wife sells my record collection for way less then what it’s worth"
The World Keeps Turning
The Next Universe
"You just transfer to the next universe where you didn't die."
"I like this theory"
"You return to that state of non-existence before you were conceived."
"It's like falling asleep and not waking up. I find that comforting. The final I don't give a f*ck."
We Will Live Again
Whatever You Believe In
"I think the same personally. I hope to to still be with my wife either way."
"Honestly this being the case would make up for all the unfairness in life."
"This is my dream as well. I hope so. I want longer with my friends than I’ll get."
I Know What Happens
"Have you considered trying a different business model?"
We'll Know Eventually
"What’s the rush? We’ll find out soon enough"