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People Share Their Most 'Holy Cr*p!' Facts

People Share Their Most 'Holy Cr*p!' Facts
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We don't get to learn fun facts in school because there's so much of the basics we need to cover first. So when we get a chance to learn something cool and unique, it can really be mind blowing!

They're impressive facts, especially when you're playing trivia and you get to impress all your friends.

We went to Ask Reddit to see what people have learned that will make you say "Holy Cr*p!"


Redditor da-genius-kid asked:

"What’s your 'holy cr*p that’s interesting' fact?"

These are some of the coolest facts we've seen.

Dogs sense of smell.

"Most people know that dogs have a really good sense of smell, but I recently did some research into the full extent of it."

"40% of the brain goes entirely to their sense of smell. They have a completely different organ that is designed purely to take in the smell, separately from the oxygen they breathe (unlike humans, we process it together)."

"To put this into perspective, we can taste a teaspoon of sugar in our coffee. They could smell a teaspoon of sugar inside two Olympic sized swimming pools."

"A cancer alert dog kept marking to one mole on a woman's arm. They had already tested it and it was negative. They decided to retest due to the dog's behavior, and found an incredibly small fraction of a cancer cell in the spot."

- mazebean5

"Its not just dogs trained to detect cancer either. For the last couple of years dogs have been OBSESSED with me. I always liked dogs and got along with them. But strangers dogs started going out of their way to talk to me. We went fishing and a dog at the river found me and sat in my lap (totally not a lap sized dog) and stayed there the entire time we were there. The owners could not get it off me. Last July I was diagnosed with bowel cancer and it was cut out in September. Dogs don't want to crawl under my skin anymore. I'm just like everyone else now."

- Ineedsomuchsleep170

The Sun makes a sound.

"The Sun is extremely loud, we just can't hear it because sound can't travel through the vacuum of space."

- KingdaToro

"I guess it's a bit like the 'if a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound' paradox - sound is not just the wave of energy that we perceive, it is also the act of it being perceived by an organ evolved for the purpose."

"Except in this case, not only is there nobody to hear the sound, the conditions that will allow for the sound wave to exist don't obtain either; there is an effective vacuum around it for millions of miles in every direction."

"Even if the physics allowed sound transfer, it wouldn't be possible for anyone to survive the experience of being anywhere near it long enough to hear the noise."

- Signature_Sea

The lighter came before matches.

"The lighter was invented before the match."

- johnnyloveswag

"My brain cannot comprehend why matches became so mainstream if there was an easier way to start fires before it."

- Due-Letter-2799

"In 1823, the first lighter, known as 'Döbereiner’s Lamp' was invented. It was large, expensive, difficult to use, and dangerous (it used hydrogen gas). The first matches were invented 3 years later."

- Aromatic-Scale-595

Woodpecker facts.

"Woodpeckers tongues wrap around their skulls to prevent them getting concussions."

- HalfEyeLizard

"They also close their eyes every time their beak makes contact with the wood, to avoid popping them off their sockets with the impact."

"This happens hundreds of times per minute."

- eolix

"IIRC they have a nictitating membrane (like we are familiar with seeing in cats) that slams shut at impact about as fast and forcefully as a seatbelt locks in a crash. Nifty!!"

- CaterpillarSmoothie

Moving through space.

"In the time it takes you to read this sentence, you’ve traveled approximately 2,200 miles through space relative to the cosmic background radiation."

- Pissedbuddha1

"So, the Earth is spinning, and revolving around the Sun, which is itself moving around a bit in the Milky Way Galaxy, and the Milky Way is also moving relative to all of the other galaxies as well. We may feel motionless, but we're zipping through space wicked fast.

"Put another way, in every moment we are moving into a place we have never been, and will never be back in it again."

- Enigmachina

Splinter free toilet paper.

"Splinter free toilet paper was invented in 1935. Which means before that, toilet paper had splinters. F*cking ouch."

- Georgia_The_Jungle

"With some of the TP I encounter in stores I feel like they brought it back."

- Tee_hops

Whales drown.

"Whales naturally drown to death."

- Seaworthiness_Jolly

"I think I've heard this before! Don't they just get to the point they can't carry themselves anymore, and don't have the energy to come up for air?

- twisted_nipples82

"I'm pretty sure for anything that breathes air in the ocean, there's only 2 ways to die. Drowning or being brutally killed."

- The-True-Kehlder

Hydrogen bombs.

"For 1 600 billionth of a second when a hydrogen bomb detonates, it is 100 million degrees Celsius, the core of the sun is 15 million degrees Celsius."

- i_like_atla

"Scientists were nervous it was going to ignite our atmosphere and burn us all."

- Hung_S0lo

"All I got from that is there is a very fine line somewhere far away from the explosion, that if you put a pizza outside on just the right place, it will be done in a matter of a couple of seconds."

- mofoka2001

Apple seeds produce unique apples.

"Apple seeds DO NOT yield the same apple it came from... every apple seed yields a completely unique apple. If you want the exact same apple, you have to cut a branch off the existing apple tree and graft in onto another tree."

- GlutonForPUNishment

"Also true of Avocados as well as a number of other fruiting plants."

- Jearonimo

Some facts are fun, while some are "Holy Cr*p!" worthy. They're impress your friends and make great first impressions.

Take these with you and win the next trivia night!

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Things People Secretly Love But Would Never Admit To In Public

Reddit user sweet_chick283 asked: 'What do you secretly love that you would never admit to in public?;

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What makes us all unique is our passions and the things we love, whether it's singing in the shower, reading books, or listening to specific music artists.

Unfortunately, we live in a world where we are judged for our various tastes and interests thanks to social media, and it makes us consciously selective about sharing the things we love on the internet.

Curious to hear about people's personal desires under anonymity, Redditor sweet_chick283 asked:

"What do you secretly love that you would never admit to in public?"

These aren't really chores for the following Redditors.

Good Clean Fun

"Mopping, im a janitor and generally hate my work... but damn mopping is so good."

– MrDDog06

"When you have a great rhythm going it is something special. I get the same feeling while I vacuum, but won’t let my wife know I enjoy it."

– Bogus_34

Act Of Unwrinkling

"Ironing clothes. A dozen of them. Can’t explain how it relaxes me. I told one person and they looked at me like I’m crazy."

– eerie_white_glow

"My mum misses the days when dad would be out on a Friday night, my brother out with friends and me upstairs quietly playing PS1. She would pour herself a Bacardi & Coke and do the ironing while watching her TV shows."

"I'm sure she doesn't really miss it now that we've moved out and they've retired but it was her wind-down after a busy working week so I can see how people can find it relaxing."

– xdq

Our solo actions can spark joy.

Big Brother Is Watching

"pretending to be on the Truman show and whenever im in my house i act all inconspicuous so they dont know that i know that they’re watching me."

– Bec_121

"C’mon man, you’re not supposed to let him know. You signed a contract when signing up for live views. I’m reporting you."

– doeswaspsmakehoney

The Multi-Tasker

"Playing video games naked at home while eating cheese."

– thickening_agent

Releasing The Kraken

"I love the feeling when you've eaten good fibre and let out a solid long train log in the toilet. That feeling is heavenly."

– therapoootic

"Even better when it’s a clean wipe and not a poo crayon."

– TheWarmestHugz

Ultimate Comfort

"My (male 41) weekend routine is coming home from work, make hot chocolate, start a fire, dress in a ugly pink nightgown made for old ladies and watch forensic files."

– crazyloomis

Some people are obsessed with collecting things.

So Kawai

"Sanrio stationery stores. All those different multicolor pens, a thousand kinds of erasers, spiral bound notebooks galore... my kids sadly have absolutely no appreciation for this wonderland..."

– HavingNotAttained

It's A Staple

"Office supplies have a weird, special place in my heart ever since I was a kid. They don't even have to be 'cute' necessarily."

"Japan's legendary stationery stores is unironically a reason I want to go."

– _CozyLavender_

Not Caring Anymore

"The older I get the shorter that list gets. Not because I love less things, but because I don't care about hiding it."

– Bi-Beast

"YES!! I'm 53 now. I'm working my first job in public since 2006. Today is Halloween and we're allowed to dress up so I am sitting here waiting to go to work dressed as a VERY bad Wednesday Addams. My bf said I'd 'look stupid' because no one else will probably dress up and I'm like, 'WHO CARES!' My makeup looks horrible and not like I practiced, but I DO NOT CARE! I'm having fun with it anyhow and I don't care if my coworkers dress up or not. I'm bein' ME! :)"

– deanie1970

Honorable mentions start here.

The Savior

"Picking up worms from the street and sidewalks when it rains and moving them into the dirt so they don’t burn in the sun, every time it rains I do this."

– sky_kitten89

Hero Of The Moment

"Yoooo I scoot SO many snails and worms. I work as a tech/mechanic at an automotive shop, I had a peoject car towed to my house the other day and it was covered in snails. I saw them when the tow guy/coworker was unloading and I was like, 'oh! It comes with free snails!' and began moving them. He laughed then realized and said, '... Oh, you're serious. Uh... Okay.'"

"I don't care who knows it. These little things barely can look out for themselves, why shouldn't we if we can take a moment to help? I don't care what happens next, it probably doesn't matter overall but I can help this moment."

– chris14020

Why should some of the hidden desires mentioned above have to be secret?

Redditors opening up about some of these would make them a hit at parties–no shaming.

As a matter of fact, I'll totally be down for a Forensic Files viewing party where we all make hot chocolate, light the fireplace, and cozy up together in our respective pink ugly nightgowns for old ladies.

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We've probably all heard some variation of the saying "Truth is stranger than fiction."

Real life isn't just strange, it can also be downright ridiculous.

History is riddled with moments of absurdity.

So ridiculous that people have a hard time believing real life is, well, really real.

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