People Share Facts That Will Blow A 5-Year-Old's Mind

People Share Facts That Will Blow A 5-Year-Old's Mind
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There's nothing quite like the curiosity of the average five-year-old.

Five-year-old me was convinced the Bermuda Triangle was one of the world's most serious problems and could not understand why we hadn't done something to take care of all those disappearing ships I kept hearing about. (Just in case you were wondering what kind of kid I was.)

After Redditor BigNibbaDicc asked the online community, "What are some cool facts to tell a five-year-old?" people gave it their best shot.


"There are numbers..."

There are numbers below zero.

Sergeant_Dimitri

"Then you get..."

You can't lick your elbow.

Then you get a good 5min watching them try.

CriticallyNormal

"There are more stars..."

There are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand on Earth.

OstensiblyStupid

Astronomer here! Clap your hands once, and then clap them again a second later. The two claps were actually done about 30,000 miles apart thanks to the Earth's motion in space!

I did the calculation once and interestingly most of the stuff you think of, like the rotating Earth or out orbit around the sun, is a negligible part of it. The real contributions are from our star orbiting the galaxy, and the galaxy's motion itself in space.

Andromeda321

"A group of zebras..."

A group of zebras is called a dazzle and a group of giraffes is called a journey.

Magicbean96

"We will never..."

We will never experience tomorrow as by the time it's "tomorrow", it will be today.

Thanos696969

"Birds like chickens..."

Birds like chickens descended from dinosaurs. Watch them look at their chicken nuggets in absolute awe.

Sqweedward

"It takes 8 minutes..."

It takes 8 minutes for light from the sun to reach the earth. So when we look at the sun, we're actually seeing how it was 8 minutes ago.

Boring_Psycho

"By the standards..."

By the standards of the universe,you are both stronger and weaker than millions of things.

notsofancylad

"When you look up at the night sky..."

When you look up at the night sky and see a star, it's because a little particle of light called a photon shot out of the star and traveled across the vast distance of space and time to land safely in your eye. You're catching a little bit of ancient star whenever you see one.

lightknight7777

"Otters..."

Otters sometimes hold hands to sleep when in the water, so that they don't drift apart when floating in the sea.

gracegilligan

"Pluto..."

Pluto hasn't completed a lap around the sun since it was discovered.

Suckgarbanzo

"There's a disease..."

There's a disease know as Münchmeyer's disease, wherein the afflicted's damaged muscle tissue is 'healed' with skeleton tissue, eventually culminating in the afflicted's muscle system being converted into a secondary skeletal system, hence it's common name, second skeleton disease. It's completely incurable and largely untreatable. & since it symptoms usually don't appear until the age of 10, you could have it & we wouldn't know for another 5 years.

"Once formed..."

Thanks to a couple of quantum mechanical things that most adults would have problems comprehending, let alone a 5-year-old, it's entirely possible for what's know as a 'hard vacuum' (a place where no matter can exist) to spontaneously form anywhere in the universe. Once formed, it would propagate at lightspeed until it destroyed all matter in the universe.

GingerMcginGinII

"Sharks..."

Sharks don't actually like eating people (we apparently taste bad to them), that's why most shark bites stop there. Most sharks bite people out of curiosity or because the person unwittingly provoked the shark.

GingerMcginGinII

"Similarly..."

Most freshwater fish will die if placed in saltwater, & most saltwater fish will die in saltwater. Similarly, most deep-sea creatures cannot survive near the surface, & most surface-dwellers cannot survive the deepest depths.

GingerMcginGinII

"There are butterflies..."

There are butterflies which mimic the pattern of Monarch butterflies to avoid being eaten by predators, because Monarch butterflies are poisonous and predators avoid eating them. In nature, this is called mimicry.

theloneshewolf

"When they die..."

When they die, ants release pheromones attracting other ants to come and carry their dead bodies away to their graveyards.

theloneshewolf

"Animals and people with white fur and red eyes..."

Animals and people with white fur and red eyes are called albinos. Albinism is a condition caused by lack of pigmentation, resulting in extremely pale skin, white hair, and red/purple eyes. Red/purple eyes are themselves the result of seeing blood vessels in the back of the eye.

theloneshewolf

The oxygen that we breathe..."

The oxygen that we breathe is the same oxygen that has been around since ancient times. In other words, the air you breathe may very well be the same air breathed by a dinosaur.

theloneshewolf

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slappy_mcslapenstein

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"We will do the absolute bare minimum to help a shi**y person and if you’re really bad, we will do everything in our power to make sure you get nothing but what you’re legally entitled to and it will be a process to get that."

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"I don’t work in CS but 100% the same for us in IT a nice person will get new stuff while a shi**y person will get questionable secondhand crap that will take 12 months to fix! I will make sure that you wait as long as humanely possible to have anything fixed!"

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"If you ask for a supervisor calling Marriott you will just get another person who is not a supervisor, but say they are."

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"Yep. I've seen this done numerous times across multiple industries. Usually, it only involves an actual sup if it's a genuine problem or if they want to make a point."

"The last job I had was in towing junk cars. Two of the inside buyers, one male, and one female, would bounce that sup card around constantly. Idk how no one ever put it together. We'd get repeat callers and repeat sellers so I don't know."

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Heartless

"Worked at a contracted call center for Centrelink. The manager told us to deny as many emergency payments as possible and they would back us no matter what. They were actively working towards a culture that despised the callers and churned staff to get heartless right-wingers who hated the poor."

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"I worked at Lowes. I didn't know anything about anything in the electrical department yet that's where they put me without any training."

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"I worked at a call center for the billing department of a major internet and cable service provider. We were authorized to give up to $90 credit per customer on their bill but only as a last resort. Always remember to be nice to all customer service workers. You never know just how much they can help with a friendly attitude."

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"Former call center employee here. Highly accurate. Use your manners, and well fix your issue. Anything else, just makes us want to take longer, and you won't get a credit. Just because we are authorized, doesn't mean you'll get the credit for being an a**hat. haha. I've been verbally abused a few times for asking them not to swear at me. Lol."

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LELU

"I worked for a major telco company for many years in something called a ‘LELU’ which stands for Law Enforcement Liaison Unit. This 'unit' is pretty self-explanatory, but it essentially is a team who worked directly with the police/FEDS to monitor people's information for things such as obtaining communications history of call logs, SMS loss, etc."

"However, most importantly, the software we used, we as agents could directly see all your SMS texts, including MMS and their explicit imagery of whatever you were sending. This would include sexting, naked images, family photos, and everything. There were instances where people abused this position by stalking or 'monitoring' their SO’s comings and going’s."

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"I worked at a cafe chain called 'The Cookie Man,' 95% of their cookies arrived in cardboard boxes layered with bubble wrap. The last 5% arrived as pre-made dough that we would bake on-site to make the place smell like fresh cookies."

"I also worked at a cupcake shop. It's literally just packet mix that you add eggs and oil to before baking/piping pre-made icing onto. Don't waste your money on these places, 90% of these chain shops are the same and most are severely underpaying their workers (this is for Australia btw). Just purchase some packet mix from the supermarket and call it a day."

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