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People Share Their Best Advice For "Snow Noobs"

People Share Their Best Advice For "Snow Noobs"
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Those of us who live in areas where it snows in the wintertime know the drill: Snow is annoying as hell, but it's a fact of life. Get out the shovel, make sure your car has some good snow tires, and go about your business. Those of you who live in areas where society outright stops the second a snowflake hits the ground: What's the matter with you? Get some salt on those roads and sit down!

Redditor Timwayward asked the online community, "Reddit people who have dealt with plenty of snow, what is some advice for "snow noobs?" so you wouldn't have to. Now pay attention.


"Do not slam on the brakes."

Do not slam on the brakes. Use the brakes sparingly as it is. Use the gas to control your car.

fireinvestigator113

"Can't say this enough..."

CLEAN OFF THE TOP OF YOUR CAR BEFORE DRIVING!!!!!! Can't say this enough because I see idiots driving around with these massive blocks of snow on top their cars just waiting for the perfect time to cause an accident. Drives me crazy how little people care.

Nickrobl

"Also take some time..."

Also take some time on areas of the road that are completely free of other vehicles to test how your tires and brakes are reacting to current conditions.

IE: In a safe spot pretend to have to stop quicker than usual and see how it goes.

Ruckus418

"If you wait until you're almost there..."

Do 80% of your braking before you get to the stop sign/traffic light. If you wait until you're almost there you will slide into the intersection and likely cause an accident.

Also, and this is important: you may think you're Billy Badass in your enormous, lifted 4x4, but 4-wheel drive does not help you stop on ice. Unless you're using studded snow tires, your truck is far more dangerous because it's heavier than most cars. Take your time and brake early.

I can't begin to explain how many jacked-up pickups wind up on their sides or roofs in the ditch after heavy snowfall because of arrogance and stupidity.

Kalepsis

"Wet snow is the worst."

Wet snow is the worst. Gets your clothes damp and cold, and is an absolute b to shovel - it is the heaviest kind of snow.

Also, wind makes everything twice as cold. Frost itself doesn't feel too bad, but even a slight wind makes it super uncomfortable and potentially dangerous (you easily get frostbites).

So, dress in layers, protect your extremities (fingers and toes) well, keep your core (torso) warm at all times, and cover your cheeks and nose if you can. A decent wool hat is a necessity, so your earlobes won't shrivel and fall off.

And if you want to warm up your cheeks with your hands, take your glove off and warm them with your bare palm. Press, don't rub.

Source: I am a Finn.

spork-a-dork

"Layers are the only way..."

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Just wearing a sweater is a bad idea. Layers are the only way to stay healthy and warm. An extra pair of socks for when you get back to your car, if you're going to be out walking around.

Iamaredditlady

"Good for your hands."

Keep socks in your car. Like a pack. Good for your hands. Your feet if you've been out walking and they got wet, your dog if he's been out walking and his boots get wet. Great to give homeless people if you pass by one. Easy to restock.

Get your pet boots and a coat if they're not a winter breed. Or if they are and it's just too f---ing cold. Talk to your vet and do research. I can't tell you how many pictures of blistered paws I've seen from walking on salted asphalt uncovered.

jimhalpertignorantsl

"Don't wait."

Don't wait to shovel it tomorrow, shovel it asap so it doesn't freeze. Even if that means shoveling when it's still snowing.

CrookedToe_

"...don't drag your feet..."

If you have to walk on ice or a spot you think might be icy, don't drag your feet or walk like you normally do.
Instead lift your foot up off the ground completely, move it forward, and place it straight down on the ground.
Kind of like you're pedaling a skinny bicycle.

-CupCakee-

"Regarding black ice..."

Regarding black ice: If the road's grey, you're ok. If it's black, watch your back.

A lot of salt and sand turns the road grey-ish which means it's dry. I love hitting a nice big stretch of grey colored street.

Energy_Turtle

"When your tires start to spin..."

When your tires start to spin, more power does not mean more grip. It's amazing how many people will start to slide and just floor it, which makes it worse. If your tires lose grip, take your foot off the pedals and steer into the slide.

In the same area, all wheel drive does not mean all wheel stop. You can have AWD or 4WD or whatever fancy systems to help in the snow you want, those don't do shit for stopping. Just because you can accelerate to 50mph on the ice doesn't mean you can stop on it. Figure out how slow you think you need to go... and then drive even slower than that.

And get decent tires. Your bald all weather tires are a deathtrap in the snow. You don't need snow tires, but you do need tread on the tires you do have.

canada432

"...don't skimp."

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Get yourself some real snow gear, and don't skimp. Get yourself some nice warm gloves, not fleece. Get a really nice hat that covers your ears. Get good snow boots.

SmallsTheHappy

"Salt!"

Ice is very, very dangerous. Sometimes you can step on it and be ok, other times you step on it and crack your head.

Be wary, salt that sh*t if it's on your property.

Also if possible salt the part of your driveway that connects to the side walk, elderly people slip in my area a lot so we make sure to salt when we can.

thotoclock321

"Nothing is truly waterproof."

Nothing is truly waterproof. And if it actually is, it's gonna be the last thing you want.

Long underwear, then wool, then a windbreaker material of some sort.

You need to wick inevitable moisture away from your body and keep the heat in. The quicker the your clothes, gloves, socks, shoes/boots can dry the better.

meateoryears

Things People Secretly Love But Would Never Admit To In Public

Reddit user sweet_chick283 asked: 'What do you secretly love that you would never admit to in public?;

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What makes us all unique is our passions and the things we love, whether it's singing in the shower, reading books, or listening to specific music artists.

Unfortunately, we live in a world where we are judged for our various tastes and interests thanks to social media, and it makes us consciously selective about sharing the things we love on the internet.

Curious to hear about people's personal desires under anonymity, Redditor sweet_chick283 asked:

"What do you secretly love that you would never admit to in public?"

These aren't really chores for the following Redditors.

Good Clean Fun

"Mopping, im a janitor and generally hate my work... but damn mopping is so good."

– MrDDog06

"When you have a great rhythm going it is something special. I get the same feeling while I vacuum, but won’t let my wife know I enjoy it."

– Bogus_34

Act Of Unwrinkling

"Ironing clothes. A dozen of them. Can’t explain how it relaxes me. I told one person and they looked at me like I’m crazy."

– eerie_white_glow

"My mum misses the days when dad would be out on a Friday night, my brother out with friends and me upstairs quietly playing PS1. She would pour herself a Bacardi & Coke and do the ironing while watching her TV shows."

"I'm sure she doesn't really miss it now that we've moved out and they've retired but it was her wind-down after a busy working week so I can see how people can find it relaxing."

– xdq

Our solo actions can spark joy.

Big Brother Is Watching

"pretending to be on the Truman show and whenever im in my house i act all inconspicuous so they dont know that i know that they’re watching me."

– Bec_121

"C’mon man, you’re not supposed to let him know. You signed a contract when signing up for live views. I’m reporting you."

– doeswaspsmakehoney

The Multi-Tasker

"Playing video games naked at home while eating cheese."

– thickening_agent

Releasing The Kraken

"I love the feeling when you've eaten good fibre and let out a solid long train log in the toilet. That feeling is heavenly."

– therapoootic

"Even better when it’s a clean wipe and not a poo crayon."

– TheWarmestHugz

Ultimate Comfort

"My (male 41) weekend routine is coming home from work, make hot chocolate, start a fire, dress in a ugly pink nightgown made for old ladies and watch forensic files."

– crazyloomis

Some people are obsessed with collecting things.

So Kawai

"Sanrio stationery stores. All those different multicolor pens, a thousand kinds of erasers, spiral bound notebooks galore... my kids sadly have absolutely no appreciation for this wonderland..."

– HavingNotAttained

It's A Staple

"Office supplies have a weird, special place in my heart ever since I was a kid. They don't even have to be 'cute' necessarily."

"Japan's legendary stationery stores is unironically a reason I want to go."

– _CozyLavender_

Not Caring Anymore

"The older I get the shorter that list gets. Not because I love less things, but because I don't care about hiding it."

– Bi-Beast

"YES!! I'm 53 now. I'm working my first job in public since 2006. Today is Halloween and we're allowed to dress up so I am sitting here waiting to go to work dressed as a VERY bad Wednesday Addams. My bf said I'd 'look stupid' because no one else will probably dress up and I'm like, 'WHO CARES!' My makeup looks horrible and not like I practiced, but I DO NOT CARE! I'm having fun with it anyhow and I don't care if my coworkers dress up or not. I'm bein' ME! :)"

– deanie1970

Honorable mentions start here.

The Savior

"Picking up worms from the street and sidewalks when it rains and moving them into the dirt so they don’t burn in the sun, every time it rains I do this."

– sky_kitten89

Hero Of The Moment

"Yoooo I scoot SO many snails and worms. I work as a tech/mechanic at an automotive shop, I had a peoject car towed to my house the other day and it was covered in snails. I saw them when the tow guy/coworker was unloading and I was like, 'oh! It comes with free snails!' and began moving them. He laughed then realized and said, '... Oh, you're serious. Uh... Okay.'"

"I don't care who knows it. These little things barely can look out for themselves, why shouldn't we if we can take a moment to help? I don't care what happens next, it probably doesn't matter overall but I can help this moment."

– chris14020

Why should some of the hidden desires mentioned above have to be secret?

Redditors opening up about some of these would make them a hit at parties–no shaming.

As a matter of fact, I'll totally be down for a Forensic Files viewing party where we all make hot chocolate, light the fireplace, and cozy up together in our respective pink ugly nightgowns for old ladies.

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We've probably all heard some variation of the saying "Truth is stranger than fiction."

Real life isn't just strange, it can also be downright ridiculous.

History is riddled with moments of absurdity.

So ridiculous that people have a hard time believing real life is, well, really real.

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