What's the worst- revealing a dark truth or doing an embarrassing dare? It's truly a case of pick your poison, especially in social circles during childhood and adolescence. Here's the thing about truth, though- you can always lie.


Good call.

I got asked if I'd ever had sex with someone in the room other than my girlfriend. I had sex with her friend about 3 weeks before I even met my gf but me and her friend had decided to keep it secret because it was a one time thing.

I said no, and that turned out to be the right idea. Was with that gf for 6 years in a very loving and fulfilling relationship. I did tell her eventually, but we'd only been dating a couple of weeks, it would have ruined things. By the time I told her she didn't care.

That relationship ended, but I'm glad I had it.

u/Cosmo_Hill

Isn't that a scene in "Perks of Being a Wallflower"?

Giphy

The worst is when you're asked who you would have sex with in the room and your just sitting there thinking "I'd definitely bang so and so," cause you're a horny 16-year-old but you lie because you're embarrassed and awkward.

u/Gunt_Inspector

Oh no.

I always gotta lie about when I lost my virginity because the answer is a low number and it kills the mood. It's a real pickle because I don't wanna lie but I've seen people bring that kind of stuff up in lighthearted games and it never ends well.

u/franticantelope

Why would you play that with your family?!

"Are you still a virgin?"

I mean I was playing with my family then my dad asked me that question what the hell was I supposed to say? "Why yes dad, I'm no longer a virgin. In fact, I lost it to your friends son Harvey."

u/insecurelittlegaykid

Fair.

I would never violate Truth or Dare rules like that.

u/SamsonBrolic

That's some childhood logic right there.

That I had had my first kiss. People I barely knew and wouldn't have to see again soon, wasn't going to let them think I was completely inexperienced.

u/forgotusernameoften

Jingle bell ROCK.

Giphy

Were you the one shagging [REDACTED] last year at the Christmas party?

Why yes, Susan. I was in fact Naughty Santa. But unlike the real thing, I come more than once a year.

u/PuPPy94new

Blast from the past.

I got asked if I'd ever performed fellatio. It was like 1994. I said "no", and got so defensive it ruined the whole game for everybody, but I blame the prick who asked.

To clarify, the reasons I lied and lied so aggressively was that I:

  1. Had homophobic foster parents.
  2. Had a girlfriend.

Bad call.

My social security number. Didn't even have it memorized at the time.

Criseist

When Truth or Dare gets real.

Giphy

I was playing truth or dare with my Christian friends. I say truth when it was my turn and they ask "Do you believe in god?" I knew how extremely religious they and their parents were but I didn't want their parents to find out and prevent me from seeing them so just said "Yeah lmao".

I_Buy_Ur_Mom

The go-to question.

They always asked "are you a virgin?"

Most people lie because they are a virgin.

I lied and said I was a virgin. I wasn't, but it wasn't something I was particularly fond of talking about. It lost my virginity far too early. It was essentially peer pressure sex and I was 13.

I consider my loss of virginity was the moment I had enjoyable sex, and that was 17.

Aussie-Nerd

That's awful.

I was playing with a group of friends and my at the time c**t girlfriend. I was asked if I was ever in an abusive relationship. I had to say no. My girlfriend would hit me when she got mad. I had enough when she tried to attack me with a knife.

Domn94

Time to pick dare.

"What's your phone password?"

Abahot

Fair.

Giphy

Would you rather have sex or chocolate?

I said sex.

Muppelpup

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