People Reveal The First Question They'd Ask After Waking Up From Cryogenic Sleep

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Suddenly, you're awoken. What does the world around you look like? Who's woken you up? Why were you in cryogenic sleep in the first place? These are all some questions to ask yourself. But then, what will your life look like from the moment you awaken?

jaredthejerry asked Reddit:

You wake up from cryo 200 years from now. What's the first question you ask someone?

Do any of these questions match your own?

Library Is Open

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I wouldn't say anything, but I would think, "Can you read my mind right now?" Just to rule out some sort of digital telepathy.

200 Years Is A Long Time

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Where's the bathroom

A New World

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It's the future. My parents, my coworkers, my girlfriend. I'll never see any of them ever again... YAHOOO!!!

Optimism

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Did George R. R. Martin release Winds of Winter yet?

Small Requests

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Coffee? Is weed legal? Can I get some coffee and weed

I Need To Know

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What happened in the last 200 years?

Dabbling

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Have we figured out what to do if haters dab back?

The Small Things

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I NEED TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND ALL VIDEO GAME CONSOLES FROM THE LAST 200 YEARS.

Imagine the film and videogame binge you could have

Who Lives On Drury Lane?

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DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN?

Put Me Back

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Why did you bring me back?

Truly Need

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Are documentaries still a thing? Give me every single one you have on the Trump Presidency. Stupid end-of-season cliffhangers...

It Still Exists, Right?!

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Where's the nearest Taco Bell?

Sticking To Old Ways

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Considering that the most common question I ask after waking up from surgery or other unconsciousness is "What the f-ck?" it would probably be that.

How Many Parsecs?

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Have we figured out faster than light space travel?

Always Unstable

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How much is bitcoin now?

Morbid Or Just Curious?

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I'd look up all my friends and family on facebook and read the RIP posts

Interesting....

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Has Japan came out with genetically engineered cat girls yet? Or at the very least lifelike robots?

A True Mystery

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What happened with the Trump administration?

Stay Tuned

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