People Reveal The Creepiest Things Their Kids Have Ever Said To Them--And We're Seeing Dead People


Kids say the darnedest - and creepiest - things. A lot of kids seem to recall past lives, or have imaginary friends that make their paernts uncomfortable. And what's up with three-year-olds and the whole reincarnation thing? Do little kids remember what it was like before they were born, only to forget it later? Sleep on it.

mjacobson7 asked: Parents, whats the creepiest thing your kid has ever said or done?

Submissions have been edited for clarity, context, and profanity.

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Picked him up from daycare when he was 3. Driving home, totally quiet, him just staring out the window... he randomly asks "hey dad, 'member that time we died in a fire?"


Oh I 'member


Masterful trolling by a toddler.

My 3 yo daughter was going through the monsters under her bed phase. Lasted for weeks, and it was really wearing on her mom & me.

One night after mom tried to put her to bed, she tagged me in. After 30 minutes, I grew pretty frustrated. In a last ditch attempt, I promised my daughter that there weren't any monster under her bed. She replied, "I know. Now they're behind you."

After that, I let her sleep with us for a week.


I told my now 7 year old, when he was 3, that daddy eats monsters. Eats em right up. The whole monster.

I give them a chance. One chance to make two choices - either be nice, or go away. If not, daddy's gonna eat em right up. I've made a big show of pretending to eat a monster, and even forced out a big burp when I was done.

I've heard him yell a couple different times "you better go away or be nice or my daddy's gonna eat you up!"

I used to have sleep paralysis. Still get it from time to time but it was worse when I didn't know what sleep paralysis was, and thought I was being messed with by demons or ghosts or something. I woke up an ex girlfriend once by yelling at some shadowy figure that I was going to "eat your f*cking soul" .. but ever since that happened, the sleep paralysis sessions were less intense. Then I learned what sleep paralysis actually is, and that lots of other people have it.

So, I know there's no such thing as monsters, but if there is, I'm gonna f*ckin' eat them, and I think they know it.


What's the creepiest thing you remember from childhood?

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