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People Reveal Why They Take Forever To Text Their Friends Back—And We're Scratching Our Heads

"I'm on my phone to turn my brain off."

People Reveal Why They Take Forever To Text Their Friends Back—And We're Scratching Our Heads
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Most everyone walks around with a powerful super computer in their pockets. In less than a few seconds, we have the knowledge of the world at our fingertips. If you wanted, and with enough effort, you could find that obscure commercial from the mid-90s with the catchy jingle you just can't get out of your head. So explain why it takes so long to just text back, "Yes," when I need to know if we're still meeting for lunch???

Sometimes, people are slow responding to texts.


Reddit user, u/troycj, wanted to know the true reason why people take their time getting back to others when they asked:

People who are always on their phone but decide to reply to a text hours later, why?

H/T: Reddit

Because, Talking...

Because if I respond that initiates a conversation I might not be in the mood for.

Cyphmos

this for sure. and even if i'm on other social media that usually takes a lot less mental effort than an actual conversation.

Fetus_Under_Glass

Because, Effort...

Sometimes responding to the message takes a lot more effort than scrolling a random app.

Also sometimes just feel like being introverted and reading random things on my phone without actually talking to anyone. Also if it is a text where the response has some kind of surrounding awkwardness or subsequent repercussions, I'll take longer to respond

SadCicada

Because, Brain...

I want to give the text the attention it deserves, but most if the time I'm on my phone to turn my brain off.

So I tell myself that I'll respond when I can dedicate the appropriate response, but then I forget and the notification has gone away.

myballsitch69ing

Because, Shiny Thing...

I looked at it, I decided to think about my answer for a few minutes, then I got distracted

falconfile

Because, Wait, I Thought I Responded Already...

I usually respond to the text in my head without actually responding, this has gotten me in a lot of trouble before lol

kar-car

Exactly this. And then I get bored to write the answer down

Or I'm too busy

Toutouka19

Because, Timelines...

Social anxiety.

My brain is currently going through a million variations of horrible things that the text meant, and how I'm a horrible person. It takes time to talk yourself out of that to get to be able to reply to something normally

catscraziesndaisies

Because, Just Call Me...

I get around to a text when I get around to a text.

I view texting in general as low-priority communication. If it was really important, they would have called.

jimmyjohnjohnjohn

Because, Stuff's In Front Of Me...

Normally I'm doing something and I see the text and be like 'Oh I'll respond to it after this' then I forget until hours later

Mystery_Redacted

Because, Kids Today And Their Hootin' Tootin' Technology...

In the olden days you would send someone some mail.

You weren't expected to immediately answer or even to read it. Same with email today. I treat texts the same way. I'll respond when I feel like it barring there is no time sensitive reason for me to respond immediately.

Lemonininopolis

Because, Standards...

I don't want people to think that I'm accessible 24/7. Don't want people texting you after 9pm? Don't respond to any texts after 9pm. Don't want people bothering you while you're working? Don't respond during work hours. My wife is the only person in earth that I text back immediately. Everyone else can wait.

KingDiEnd

Because, It's Not Me, It's You...

Honestly, I text hours later because that individual annoys me and I need to mentally prepare for the inevitable conversation that will cause me to consider hurting myself.

Not_A_Cop999

Because, Thumb Energy...?

I don't want to use up my thumb energy.

PocketSizedRat

Because, The Internet...

I'm too busy arguing with strangers on the internet to give attention to the people I actually know.

Eric_the_Barbarian

Because, I'm Going To Beat This Level Even If It Kills Me...

If I'm on my phone, I'm probably playing games or whatever.

I don't feel like having a conversation.

BestSquirrelInTheHol

Because, Categorization...

Family and best friends will get a reply from me in less than 2 minutes.

Work will get a replay in 4 to 10 minutes.

Friends and everyone else will get a reply from me in 20 minutes to 3 days time.

usernamedeleted

Because, Guys, Think About It...

Because texts are non-realtime, like letters.

So they give you the opportunity to think, AND to respond at the time that suits you best.

PsiCopAl

Because, Listen...

Usually it initiates more conversation or an invitation. I often leave it till later when I am in a place to answer it because of anxiety. It has nothing to do if I like the person and more about what state im in. People have more ease into your day to day life through passive text.

A lot of people think they should be answered within a few minutes but if you're not in the mood then why? Why drag someone through your mood or make yourself look like you're okay when all you want to do is relax your mind and not overthink every little thing.

Talk to them later when you feel better. I hate those "read" notifications because it makes you look like a butt for not replying in the moment. When in reality you were checking to see if all was okay and if it's casual then answer when you've gotten personal time done with.

paintedweirdo

Because, Reasons...

Dozens of reasons. I'm walking/driving and cant respond properly. I'm with company and don't want to have a back and forth on my phone during. I'm working, playing games, writing, playing sports, or something that draws my full attention away from the phone but allows me to check messages and such real quick. I'm baked and don't really feel like responding. Or simply, I don't feel like talking to the person texting right this minute and maybe later I will.

There are literally hundreds of reasons. I don't think anyone should think too deeply into unresponded messages like society tends to do. Don't over think it, sometimes people are just doing other shit. If you want an immediate response, just call?

Yoinkie2013

Because, Honesty...

I like to show people that they are not important to me

preposterouslives

That's beautiful.

LongJohnDino

Because, Patience...

The way I view it, a text is not a summons.

Just because one has the the capability to reach me anytime they want does not mean I am always in the mood to be reached, or required to be available to them at every given moment.

Unless it is an urgent text, I view it as a voicemail and I will get back to them when I get back to them.

zombie_evelyn

So true! Just because we put 20+ devices into one now, doesn't mean I have to be constantly available for anyone who just decides to text me. I deserve to have me time, and if I wanna do it on my phone I can. And I always make a point to respond within 24 hrs at the very latest, and expect others to do the same. Usually it's no more than a few hours, like when I'm at work, or if you text me when I'm already asleep and don't see it until the morning it's already been a while so, might as well take my time.

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Are you good at holding up a conversation over text? Let us know why!

Things People Secretly Love But Would Never Admit To In Public

Reddit user sweet_chick283 asked: 'What do you secretly love that you would never admit to in public?;

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What makes us all unique is our passions and the things we love, whether it's singing in the shower, reading books, or listening to specific music artists.

Unfortunately, we live in a world where we are judged for our various tastes and interests thanks to social media, and it makes us consciously selective about sharing the things we love on the internet.

Curious to hear about people's personal desires under anonymity, Redditor sweet_chick283 asked:

"What do you secretly love that you would never admit to in public?"

These aren't really chores for the following Redditors.

Good Clean Fun

"Mopping, im a janitor and generally hate my work... but damn mopping is so good."

– MrDDog06

"When you have a great rhythm going it is something special. I get the same feeling while I vacuum, but won’t let my wife know I enjoy it."

– Bogus_34

Act Of Unwrinkling

"Ironing clothes. A dozen of them. Can’t explain how it relaxes me. I told one person and they looked at me like I’m crazy."

– eerie_white_glow

"My mum misses the days when dad would be out on a Friday night, my brother out with friends and me upstairs quietly playing PS1. She would pour herself a Bacardi & Coke and do the ironing while watching her TV shows."

"I'm sure she doesn't really miss it now that we've moved out and they've retired but it was her wind-down after a busy working week so I can see how people can find it relaxing."

– xdq

Our solo actions can spark joy.

Big Brother Is Watching

"pretending to be on the Truman show and whenever im in my house i act all inconspicuous so they dont know that i know that they’re watching me."

– Bec_121

"C’mon man, you’re not supposed to let him know. You signed a contract when signing up for live views. I’m reporting you."

– doeswaspsmakehoney

The Multi-Tasker

"Playing video games naked at home while eating cheese."

– thickening_agent

Releasing The Kraken

"I love the feeling when you've eaten good fibre and let out a solid long train log in the toilet. That feeling is heavenly."

– therapoootic

"Even better when it’s a clean wipe and not a poo crayon."

– TheWarmestHugz

Ultimate Comfort

"My (male 41) weekend routine is coming home from work, make hot chocolate, start a fire, dress in a ugly pink nightgown made for old ladies and watch forensic files."

– crazyloomis

Some people are obsessed with collecting things.

So Kawai

"Sanrio stationery stores. All those different multicolor pens, a thousand kinds of erasers, spiral bound notebooks galore... my kids sadly have absolutely no appreciation for this wonderland..."

– HavingNotAttained

It's A Staple

"Office supplies have a weird, special place in my heart ever since I was a kid. They don't even have to be 'cute' necessarily."

"Japan's legendary stationery stores is unironically a reason I want to go."

– _CozyLavender_

Not Caring Anymore

"The older I get the shorter that list gets. Not because I love less things, but because I don't care about hiding it."

– Bi-Beast

"YES!! I'm 53 now. I'm working my first job in public since 2006. Today is Halloween and we're allowed to dress up so I am sitting here waiting to go to work dressed as a VERY bad Wednesday Addams. My bf said I'd 'look stupid' because no one else will probably dress up and I'm like, 'WHO CARES!' My makeup looks horrible and not like I practiced, but I DO NOT CARE! I'm having fun with it anyhow and I don't care if my coworkers dress up or not. I'm bein' ME! :)"

– deanie1970

Honorable mentions start here.

The Savior

"Picking up worms from the street and sidewalks when it rains and moving them into the dirt so they don’t burn in the sun, every time it rains I do this."

– sky_kitten89

Hero Of The Moment

"Yoooo I scoot SO many snails and worms. I work as a tech/mechanic at an automotive shop, I had a peoject car towed to my house the other day and it was covered in snails. I saw them when the tow guy/coworker was unloading and I was like, 'oh! It comes with free snails!' and began moving them. He laughed then realized and said, '... Oh, you're serious. Uh... Okay.'"

"I don't care who knows it. These little things barely can look out for themselves, why shouldn't we if we can take a moment to help? I don't care what happens next, it probably doesn't matter overall but I can help this moment."

– chris14020

Why should some of the hidden desires mentioned above have to be secret?

Redditors opening up about some of these would make them a hit at parties–no shaming.

As a matter of fact, I'll totally be down for a Forensic Files viewing party where we all make hot chocolate, light the fireplace, and cozy up together in our respective pink ugly nightgowns for old ladies.

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We've probably all heard some variation of the saying "Truth is stranger than fiction."

Real life isn't just strange, it can also be downright ridiculous.

History is riddled with moments of absurdity.

So ridiculous that people have a hard time believing real life is, well, really real.

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