Say What You Mean

"Ask: how are you getting home? And ' help' look up their bus schedule, call a taxi or 'I/my dog can use a walk before bed, I'll walk out with you.'"

"Alternatively a direct, 'I am getting tired, I think we better call it a night...'"

"We are all adults here, can handle basic honesty and courtesy, no need to sugarcoat it."

– wilksonator

Direct Honesty

"I had a friend ask if I needed a place to sleep. I said 'no.'"

"Didn't understand what he meant."

"Direct honesty is always better."

– skennedy27

An Example Of An Overstaying Guest

"I have a friend who I love 'from a distance'. I care for her and want her to be happy but she is too much to handle when together. One main reason is, she doesn't understand the concept of privacy and personal space and just lacks some basic manners. She keeps asking me if she can visit me during the evening (i live alone) but i know what will follow. She will eat chips and create a mess on the sofa, fall asleep for hours , then won't go back home for the night. Next day would wake up early(i work night shifts so i sleep till the afternoon) , create noise to wake me up. Ask me in a 'friendly' way if i can make some food for her. And basically just pamper her.

This is ultra stupid so i always make up some excuse about why she can't come. I always hoped that i will do it so often that she will understand i am not comfortable. But sadly, she doesn't get the hint and still keeps asking. I just got a text again today asking if she can come."

– observer152

House Swap

"Try changing up the dynamic, don't meet at yours, visit hers or meet in a public place for a walk. That way you can call the shots on when it ends. If she doesn't want to go along with those plans she was never in to spending time with you, she just wanted to burden your space and use you for food and company when it suited her."

– A_spiny_meercat

Feigning Fatigue

"The 'I'm getting tired' is perfect and works well if done politely."

– _JD_48

"I just say, 'welp looks like I'm gonna have to kick you out I gotta do some cleaning before I get to bed. Have a good night! Thanks for coming! Do you have everything?'"

– SoCalThrowAway7

Indirectly Direct

"I've used the ol' 'I hate to kick you out, but I have to (blah blah blah).' Doesn't feel like you're putting the blame on them for staying too long, or that you just don't want to hang out with them anymore."

– Triassic_Bark

Follow The Sound Of My Voice

"My father in law wanted a friend to go home once, after a long night where the friend in question kept talking and talking and didn't get the hint when my MIL brushed her teeth and went to bed. My FIL walked out of the house, his friend walked with him and kept talking, and my FIL went back in the house and closed and locked the door in front of his face. Lol."

– Kurbitsims

Do As The Brits Do

"In Britain we have a universal sign for this - we slap our thighs with our hands, exhale through a pursed mouth and say 'right...' whilst standing up."

"Literally never fails."

– spiderbabyinapram

Priorities

"Welp. Jeopardy comes on in 10 minutes, so be off my property in 5 or I'll release the hounds."

– Barry-umm

The Midwesterner

"I'm from the Midwest where everyone takes 4 hours to say goodbye so when you find out please let me know."

"But in all seriousness, I have a friend that will be the last to leave a party every time, and the only way I can get him to gtfo is to tell him to GTFO. I will clean up, I'll start yawning and saying how exhausted I am, maybe even lie and say I didn't get much sleep last night and I've got to get up early the next morning. Hell, I've even put on my pajamas and started scrolling through my phone, ignoring him. Now I just tell him to leave."

"On the flip side, another friend has no problem capping all hangouts at 9:30 and saying 'I've had fun but please leave,' and I've never been offended. Anyway, moral of the story is: just tell them to leave."

– WillSpanner666

When Small Cues Don't Work

"People should be paying attention and read the small cues, but if they don't, traditionally you would put the booze away. Also, you can turn off the music."

"If they still don't get it. 'I'm going to call it quits for tonight, but do finish your drink.'"

"If that all fails: I really should go to bed, it was wonderful seeing you, let me get your coat."

– AnewAccounteveryYear

Cheerful Rage

"I definitely had a friend who threw a Christmas party in college and at midnight politely said 'I love you fuckers but I got class tomorrow morning so get your asses out' I couldn't stop laughing at how bold she was."

– bbeachbbaby

How Gramps Rolls

"My grandfather used to tell people to turn off the lights before leaving because he was going to bed."

– 1453_

A Little Love Goes A Long Way

"I have many friends that like to stay way to long. I tell them I'm closing up. I'm tired. Y'all gotta be out of the driveway before the lights go off. And if your ever worried bout sounding rude. 'Love you bye' makes everything better."

– modest_crayon